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3nim:
Maybe he just wanted to know if God is male. I believe the decent Christian will not know God's gender.

If it is acceptable for Atheists to ask Christians, "DO YOUR GOD HAVE A DICK?" Then Could I ask Abc1128, hey do you have a Dick?
Abc1128 says no. I then ask, Ok let me take another quess. Then do you have a vagina? Abc1128 says wow you right this time. Lol.

3nim:
You just went and did the complete FBI work. Na you o

I am sorry that I had to investigate that dude, but do you remember that i told you that something was wrong with that dude.

darkchild64:
I've read throughout all the comments and I've noticed that christians don't want to directly answer this question, I don't want to stir a fight but doctorallen and sciencewatch can you guyz just answer this question above DIRECTLY,so you would clear all doubts

Darkchild64, let me emphasize, IT IS 2018 THEREFORE TRUE CHRISTIANS MUST NEVER ANSWER ATHEISTS/AGNOSTICS QUESTIONS ABOUT GOD.
True Christians have the power. They have seen the invisible God.
They must use that power and interrogate Atheists, on the very same fraudulent topics they post to mock God for their own comic sexual relief.

I have a deal to make with you Darkchild64, you answer the question above even if you hate God, then I will come back and clear all your doubts.

darkchild64:
your comments can be interpreted in lots of ways,just give a direct answer to the question "nobody" asked

Nobody never asked that question. Somebody called Jean1128 asked that question then disappeared out of fear.

emmanuelscoan01:
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emmanuelscoan01:
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TheLight2:
People can never stop being funny!

Let us assume, without conceding, that the water is actually sold. Let somebody call the phone numbers on the screen of Emmanuel TV or visit the official website of the church to get the numbers and then call them to find out how much it costs.

Better still come and "buy" it yourself at the church and then tell the world how much it costs.
Me, I got mine FREE OF CHARGE, FOC, and I can confidently tell whoever cares to listen that the person who started this thread is just a ridiculous liar, who has nothing better to do.

I just came across this thread now.
You right this guy is a fearful Atheist because the mind-blowing blessing that flow from this Morning water is another proof that there is an invisible creator God. Atheists/Agnostics hate God and Jesus. May the true God continue to bless your life.

naijanow:
ANOINTED WATER IS NOT FOR SALE! Please, do we live in an era where we can't pick up the phone and call to confirm what we hear? CALL THE SCOAN TO CONFIRM. abeg. their numbers are all over Emmanuel TV and their websites. Unless you just want to be deceived by fraudsters! Choice is yours.

Well said Naijanow. It is good that you did not waste too much time with people that have been enviously working to destroy the excellent reputation of God greatest anointed man, Prophet TB Joshua. This attacks has become stale and boring because it has been going on for more than 30yrs.
The more they attack the mighty SCOAN, The more more powerful our creator God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit empowers the SCOAN and its humble Pastor with awesome power to heal, deliver and bless.

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darkchild64:
his comments didn't answer the question directly, how about given us urs,because it seems u came but to still, kill and destroy atheists

No you get it wrong. I will never allow anyone to kill Atheists. I am only giving world religions a different perspective on how to deal with those that come to trash their precious Holy doctrines.
Meanwhile go back and read DoctorAlien again with an unbiased open mind. He answers the question direct but on a much deeper level.

Also read what powerful insight Dnaz gives on the Holocuast on this link:
https://www.nairaland.com/4267180/evangelical-movement-filled-evil-demonic

darkchild64:
Y hasn't any christian made an attempt to answer this question

You can check DoctorAliens comments. He was brilliant.

hakeem4:
why should I punish a fornicating goat ? It isn’t disturbing me or is it using my peniss/Instruments ?

Hahahahahahaha !! You funny Sir. Very funny. Roll off my chair from laughter. But still a great answer.

mayorsho89:
This is good. but i'll like to add a correction- you said those who are not in Christ walks in the flesh alone. The kingdom of darkness raises soldiers as well, giving them spiritual insight and making them a principality and power of the world. Jesus spoke about them in Luke 16; 1-13. These set of people are spiritual as well and they are tools in devil's hand. God Bless

Absolutely true Mayorsho89. Very deep and profound insight into the reality of the spiritual world. Both sides, Light and Dark.

When those in the Dark activate those demons, beware.

Nebes:
I don't know you or your circumstances but in your shoes I'll enter worship mode as a christian.
The Lord is showing you that you need to be careful in your dealings with people. The snake is very clever and deceitful. Trust in the Lord and He will help you navigate the storm of deceitful people and situations around you.
Only Him can lead you through. If you've not given your life to Him, the time is now. Without His help, these snakes will overwhelm you and clutter your mind leading to lots of regrets.

Absolutely true. Great advice to the OP.

obinna58:
Real world is different from dreams, your dreams has no meaning

If you don't want to see snakes in your dream, simply keep your interest away from snakes or rather chase it aggressively whenever it comes to your dreams
Show no pity to any encountered snakes in your dream you hold the power only if you choose to.
It works like magic

Our materialism and poor logic fed to us by corrupt scientists has trapped us Obinna58.
To the OP, dreams are what the real world is made of. Never take your dreams for granted. If it is a negative experience bad things will follow. If your dreams are positive, positive things will follow. Question your feelings in the dream, dont bother too much with the physical aspects of your dream. If it is negative find someone that is truly anointed in the spirit world of the light to interpret and give solutions. or else wait for the bad things to happen in your life.

If as Atheist claim that dreams have no meaning, why do they advise you to aggressively chase it away ? Why do they advise you to show no pity?

TheUbermensch:
What a load if gibberish.

It's not a bad thing to be misinformed. The problem comes when you begin to flaunt your ignorance like an antique timepiece.


If you don't know anything, ask questions. Don't just makeup fancy stuff in your head simply because you want to spite one's religion.

You don't know how ridiculous you sound.

Spoken like a pro ! He does sound ridicules, like a dude on that new drug called FLAKKA.

3nim:
The double standards are strong. Very strong. Atheists can only be evil. Nothing good ever comes out of their lives.

I'm sure if we caught a well-known pastor enjoying child porn now you'd give a very powerful explanation.

I am beginning to feel empathy for Jean1128. He was never there when any of the biology or science books were written. He was not on Mars to see if the info corrupt scientist feed him is true etc, etc, Jean 1128 has never inquired at Kentucky if their chickens had a chance to make friends, walked in the sunshine, is drug free and so on, before they are killed.

Just watch how he suddenly has an enquiring mind when he see Christians or Muslims. Jean1128 screams out loudly, "u have never seen Jesus or Muhammad,u were not there when the bible and Koran were written and compiled,u didn't even know the people who wrote them but u re fully convinced that what they wrote is true even when there are glaring inconsistencies within them.

I am personally very relieved to see that Christians and Muslims had enough of this sad jokes.

MUSLIMS AND CHRISTIANS PLEASE STOP ANSWERING ATHEISTS/DEISTS SATANICALLY INSPIRED QUESTIONS.

Dont answer their questions. That is rule number one.

Rule number two. You ask the questions because you have the superior knowledge that come with the spiritual power.

Rule number three. You are the head and not the tail. You are the questioner and not the answerer.

Rule number four. YOU ARE SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF THE MOST HIGH GOD.

jean1128:
Finally guyz,I know that Christians would always oppose what atheists say but be honest with yourselves,if u had the power to prevent the holocaust from occurring won't u do so

Your profile says, There is no God But Allah.......................................... Then you are rude to a decent Christian Enshy.
You asked a decent Christian called Enshy, the following, " Does "God" have a dick ; yes,no,I don't know
Choose one."

True Christians never oppose what atheists say. Atheists dont say anything useful, they just ask one dreamy question after another.

I have asked Atheists/agnostics the same fair question over and over. I get ridicules answers like "Freedom" and "No morality."

jean1128:
Let's assume "God" presents this two options before u anyone u choose would be what he will do to execute the plan doctorallen presented
1) allow the holocaust occur
2) write a message (similar to what I had said before) in the sky

Think carefully,and be as honest and objective as you can be
WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE

I notice that you enjoy multiple choice questions Jean1128.

You also asked Enshy a multiple choice question recently. You ask a decent Christian called Enshy, the following, " Does "God" have a dick ; yes,no,I don't know
Choose one.


https://www.nairaland.com/4263758/new-year-message-atheists#63831345

3nim:
jean1128 talked about not digressing his thread... Maybe you could start a new thread for your questions?

Mmmmm. You are right 3nim. But something bothers me about this dude Jean1128. I mean why would Jean1128 ask a decent Christian called Enshy, the following, " Does "God" have a dick ; yes,no,I don't know
Choose one.

DoctorAlien:
WORD, BROTHER. WORD.

These are precious truths that came to us at such awful costs. Far more precious than all the riches in the world. These truths are not to be cast out to the swine of skepticism as they can never recognize its value.

But for sake of those who are genuinely searching for answers, I have written these things. May God have mercy on all of us.

You have been very respectful and diplomatic to a swine. I have learned how rude Jean1128 was to a respectful and helpful Christian on Niaraland. Why would she ask a decent Christian called Enshy, the following, " Does "God" have a dick ; yes,no,I don't know
Choose one.

I found it on this link below;
https://www.nairaland.com/4263758/new-year-message-atheists#63831345

jean1128:
I don't know much of the Koran so just cite it and make ur explanation,no need quoting it

You claim here that you dont know the Koran, I would then say that we cant believe anything you say, because you write in your profile that, ""I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

This tells us that your beliefs are based on your own imagination or the horrible stories atheists told you about it. Are you a failed undercover atheist by any chance.

Jean1128, why would you ask a decent Christian called Enshy, the following, " Does "God" have a dick ; yes,no,I don't know
Choose one.

hakeem4:
there are atheist scientists who studied it. But I’d rather believe a scientist than one pastor or imam who would tie turban on his head and be reading his holy book. Those scientists would give you evidence and facts but religious leaders just assume. Did I answer this one ?

Sorry to give you bad news this time Sir. This answer reeks of tiredness, exhaustion and dehydration.

Hakeem4, Look man you have done well so far. I mean after a grueling interrogation and twenty-five question from me. I would say you did well.

You can answer later, tomorrow or even next month Sir. Your best is good enough for me.

3nim:
jean1128 talked about not digressing his thread... Maybe you could start a new thread for your questions?

I am not a tailor, I dont understand threads. You go for it. I will follow you.

3nim:
No nau, it's not like that. Loll. Your own POV is clear to me.
Jesus said he came for the sinners and not the saved, for the unclear and not the clear.

Very deep hey. I admire your inference on an atheists spiritual position here. It goes something like this, IF YOU POV (point of view) IS CLEAR, YOU ARE SAVED.
I would like to learn more.

3nim:
I'd say "No" because I doubt Hitler believed in Satan. If he did, he'd have been afraid of hell.

I'd still say "No" if Hitler truly was Christian and was commanded by God to torture and kill the Jews as a lesson.

Now thats an intelligent answer. Thank you. Next question for all Atheists/agnostics/deists etc.

Did Hitler model his dreaded SS army to match the Jesuits?

hakeem4:
I’m not a cosmologist or astrophysicists so I might not answer this question correctly. Scientists said “Mars Was Once Suitable for Life, NASA Confirms. Curiosity rover successfully drilled into a Martian rock, giving us a peek at the Red Planet's habitable history. The 1.8-inch-wide scoop of powdered rock revealed that ancient Mars could have supported living microbes” and for life to be supported on mass with little oxygen, you’d need complex artificial life support.

Did I answer it ?

awesome Hakeem4, I am beginning to like Atheists/agnostics.
Questions are easier than answers. Do you realized that already?

My next question Sir, did ATHEISTS have a chance to study Rovers sample independently?

I don't trust NASSA scientist's. Sorry but you guy have taught me to disbelieve.

hakeem4:
Lol leave mr sciencewatch

I agree, thanks Sir.

hakeem4:
why should I punish a fornicating goat ? It isn’t disturbing me or is it using my Instruments ?

Wow ! the first honest answer from an Atheist. I only have forty-five questions for you Sir, if you dont mind.
The next question is, How long will it take Atheists/agnostic to prepare planet Mars for habitation?

3nim:
No, No, No. You are wrong.

God just confirmed that he's the king of hide and seek. Or just king of hiding. Because his children were suffering and he was chilling somewhere with the greatest power in the universe.

Why? That's very mysterious.

You know what annoys me, the fact that he might not just care about the individuals. How many individual Christians have to suffer and die before he acts?

Christians will say he will act anyway and maybe that's all that matters. But why will so many innocent ones die first?

Maybe Matthew 7:7 does not apply to individual Christians. "Ask and you shall receive". How many individual Jews asked to be saved from that terrible time? He didn't answer those ones o. They died. He answered the ones that came after the ones that prayed. Maybe some of the ones that survived even stopped believing in him or never believed in him from the start.

"Seek and you shall find". Maybe the ones that sought a way to escape from death found it...by dying in a gas chamber.

Ok, then you must be right. Before you find me guilty, tell me IS GOD ON TRIAL HERE?

hakeem4:
okay sir mr sciencewatch why did Yahweh not stop adolf hitler from killing the Jews. I believe he was probably looking after other planets

Ok good question Mr Hakeem4. It is alleged that Yahweh could not stop Hitler because Yahweh was preparing planet Mars for Atheists/agnostics etc.

Now please answer my profound question. Will an atheist/agnostic/deist punish a masturbating/fornicating goat?

3nim:
What concerns Atheists with the "fornicating" goats?

I just want to know how your goats masturbate.

The Holocaust: Here is a simple question for Atheists. Answer to the best of your ability and inline with the OP.
Did Hitler stop God from killing the Jews so that he could do it himself to serve Satan?

3nim:
Gosh, you're an impossible guy lolll. Now chickens are no longer Christians? That must be why they've been dying so much lately
God wants them back on his side.

Have you heard of Muslim chickens? Hahlal chickens Mmmmm. I need to know why Atheist chickens crossed the road?