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jclave22:
Used PS4 pad for sell 7k

underwearsgift:
I need urgent advice on travellers Covid19 test center in Lagos and Asaba; Location addresses, procedures, and how urgent

Kindly help if you have info.

Thanks

Inspireddd:
Did you ever cross path with the op saynotocultism or do you remember any of the tales he told

gaby:
Have you tried the link on my signature?
mindsta

gaby:
Thank you jare.

You know how you go don mix up with a million and one of dem from every sect and your vocab start getting corrupted by theirs.

I will edit now.

Thanks bro.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

That is why Me dey always flush toilet before i sit down put
I must make sure i flush whether he clean or not i must flush first.

But wait o. Why lay so much emphasis on my snakes? There are other dangerous reptiles. The way when people take dey see snake ehnnn. Snakes nor dey dangerous like that o.
Na beautiful python own dey pain me pass. We too dey kill python
The rate at which we kill them these days, their population will soon be threatened. Lets learn to live peacefully with these beautiful snakes. They don't bite to attack and to defend. They only swallow small animals
If you keep your cool, a human - python cohabitation is very possible.



Even the cobra, black mamba and Taipan that are poisonous only bite to defend
Because i dey reason am why he be say if snake come meet us for house them nor dey harm us. Sometimes self you fit live with snake for two years inside house them nor go do you anything

There is no way you can be bitten by a snake in a residential building
Which means they respect us
So lets learn how to respect them
Please lets learn to live and stay with this beautiful creature called snake

icebird25:
What's the meaning of fJ I saw op using the same slang

icebird25:
Thank God I came across this post ...this is how I would have been lead astray ..
I'm a student of uniben 200l ..
Something happened in my class that lead one girl to report me to some guys who happened to be a cultist group ...but they didn't beat me sha .I was ask to seat on the ground and to take off my shirt ..which I did obediently ..after a long delibration they said I should go ...through out that day I was bitter and revenge was what I was craving for ..then i did some underground works and find out the guys who drilled me that day were members of the svc(Vikings) ...then I said now it's my time to revenge ..I called a friend who introduced me to some guys and I narrated the whole issues to them ...I was told to come anytime I have 40k that they are going to initiate me their cult group (NBM) that's when they can be able to fight for me.. ..I was still looking for the 40k before uniben decided to go on break because of the national sport festival..now I have the 40k with me but it's like God wanted me to see the other part of cultism...let me just use my 40k to buy good clothes and shoes and malt ..I can't go and kill myself.....life is too sweet jor... Op thanks for saving me from this path of destruction..

Fundadubs:
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FYI, strikeforce will come for you. That's definitely a bet. If he does not, well you win.

waynedc:
I currently live in DC and life here in the US comes with sanity, good roads, security, constant light and water, fast and solid WiFi, more available jobs to do to the extent that you'll get tired of working but you'll pay a price for these extra comforts you get to enjoy here.

After you arrive you'll need about 3 to 5 years to settle yourself or catch up with those born here/already here - get your papers (could take anywhere from 6 months to 2 or 3 years or even 5 years), go to school here again (msc, attend nursing school or do an IT certification for a couple of months) and build your credit history. You need 3 things to succeed here - papers, US education (our certificates are rarely recognized here) and good credit. Once you have these 3, you'll have a comfortable life, well-paying job and a nice car and house. The caveat though is that your house or car will most likely be bought on credit/loan and you'll spend a significant number of your years working away paying off these debts. If you're up to the task, you'll work your a$$ off like crazy and it's going to seem like an unending cycle. You're going to make money here but America is a well-planned system that has a way of ensuring that all that money you're making stays within the country aka the rat race (like Robert Kiyosaki would say). Sending money back home in huge numbers to achieve one or two projects might become tough except you decide to truly live well below your means (which would mean renting a cheap place instead of buying a house with expensive mortgage, driving a used and cheap car vs buying one with an auto loan etc). If you can sacrifice your comfort in order to achieve things, you'll be fine. There is a side of America you don't get to see in her movies and it gets clearer to you after you land.

There are well-paying jobs in IT and nursing and if you're willing to do any of these jobs regardless of your current differing career/occupation, you could be making between $75k to $150k or more at the peak of your career. Uncle Sam takes a significant portion away as taxes but you can achieve with what's left if you make smart financial decisions. You're going to be paying a lot of bills each month - light, water, gas, internet, rent/mortgage, car note, student loan payments (if any) etc. Every single amenity enjoyed here is fully accounted and paid for. Financially speaking, you will not be rich but you will be comfortable, possibly to the extent that it gets easy to become laid-back or engrossed in the rat race and forget to make smart financial decisions back home.

I've been here for some years now, I got my papers (citizenship very soon), my US education, good credit and a growing company of my own. It was not easy but it took several years of sacrificing my comfort and intense focus to get here.

Bombshell: If you are wealthy already in Nigeria or you earn at least N500,000 or higher per month, you'll probably enjoy life better than your peers here. There's no point coming here. If you are anywhere not even close to middle class in Nigeria (lower class and below) and are hardworking, by all means come here if you can.

In all, do I recommend that you come? Absolutely!

Good luck

dondemex:
Is it still available?

twicenoni:
Send picture to my WhatsApp 08035171639

SavageBoy:
How this woman go take carry belle?

tintingz:
In Lagos?

saynotocultism:
First of all, all those thinking or trying to think to use those slangs outside , NA OYO BE YOUR CASE.

This is no fairy tale and do not sit back and enjoy my stories without warning those thinking or trying to think of joining cult.

“ It is better to be a complete JU, than to join and renounce “

So renounciation from cult group is not done with force , you might loose your life in the process . Canning your location is key to renouncing . Let me tell you the truth , the government do not see cultist as threats , they only see them as nonentities and armed robbers and that’s the reason why you can never get amnesty as cultist but only terrorist get. As a cultist , you do not even have the required firearm to shake just an organization not to talk of a whole country and so why will the government set up an amnesty programme for you ? You do not fight for a course but rather take pleasure in killing each other and counting scores and so why would they care . That is why a cultist is never charged for cultism, they are charged for possession of firearms , attempted murder and murder cases but a terrorist is charged for terrorism . It’s best to be a JU than be a cultist and renounce your membership.

TBC...........

joepepsy:
Two satans fighting! Am loving this..I cover my eye with the blood of jesus!

inereunwa1:
this game is going to end 5-1!!!

itspzpics:
This nigerian lady on twitter recently shares her experience with a bank scammer who want to rob her of her hard earned money.

The scammer was later scammed by the nigerian lady. See photos below

Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/nigerian-lady-shares-her-experience-with-a-bank-scammer-got-free-400-airtime/

Dudeweedlmao:
So it was HIV all along

Pipswick:
Hi Nairaland family,

I'm sorry I had to create this account to keep me anonymous.

I need any help I can get on this issue please. So this morning this lady that works for a man I do business with woke me with a call at 5:37am today and opened up to me that she's fallen in love with me. I barely know her. We've just met at the boss's place thrice and I was on my business mission. We gisted small the last time I was around in January. And she was telling me about how her ex broke her heart and all, I was adroit, empathized and put myself in her shoes and all.

Told her to be more outgoing and more friendly cos she seemed to have shrank into her shell after her break up. After that day the calls increased, checking up on me and normal stuff. I reciprocated cos I felt it was normal for two matured folks.

The problem is that I don't really feel the same. Infact it was the least thing I expected this morning. Well I wouldn't bruise her ego, I respect her for her courage and I told her so. She said her problem was that the person might not feel the same and she was right. If I have to have anything with her it wouldn't lead to anything serious. but deep inside her she needs something serious.

Well during the course of the call just so I don't shatter her already fragile frame, I mumbled to her "well I like you too and I respect you, especially for your courage". I don't want her to misinterpret my comment. Please I can be her friend but we wouldn't kick anything serious, at least not on my side. It wasn't what I could relate over the phone. I stay in one of the the west African countries and she's in Nigeria. How do I tell her my stand without breaking her again when I'm in Nigeria?

Guys help!!! I will be in the comments section.

Mods please help me

lathrowinger:
Is your father a mad man, am sure he is, they kill soldier. Let's say na your father or your brother be the soldier wey dem kill. How will you react.
But some Generation they mad. I mean your Generation bloz. Your mama join am.
Bastard fellow. They should Jez sit and watch. INDIALA

jakandeola:
let IBO go and vote in the lagoon dis is Yoruba land

Back1lane:
That is to show you how shameless the Igbo tribe is. When the late Keshi too the Eagles to the WC go us to the 2nd they wanted to have his head n disbanded the team because it was not predominantly Igbos. Now this bunch of failures are asking Nigeria to show they love they for not moving out of the group stages at the WC.



Disagree fire, this joke of a team that could not move out of the WC group stage deserve to be disbanded just like some foolish Igbo demanded for the team Keshi took to the WC which qualified for the second stage was asked to be disbanded and you are here talking about a Mikel that should never make the team. An attacking midfielder passing the ball to defenders 98% of the time.



Nigeria does not need a Mikel that is fit only for back passes talkless of an unfit Mikel.