₦airaland Forum

Says a fôol who is washing shît in Portugal.
Odè your mate Dey go USA,Germany, Canada , Australia Arindin Dey go second class European country .

Babzrockman:
Forget what played out in presidential election, I was born in Lagos but far away from Lagos now. But I have about 7 friends there who voted Obi because of Muslim Muslim tickets not because it's Peter Obi or Labor Party... Like those guys are voting for Sanwo Olu

I’m just looking for a scape goat who will bank on grv against sanwolu with me tonight .


😀

I’m willing to bet 300k on sanwo olu winning Lagos state and seyi makinde winning oyo state

I don’t know of any ,
But I’m 1000% sure of Lagos and oyo state
Sanwoolu apc will win Lagos , seyi makinde pdp will win oyo state.
If you have contrary opinion , please let’s stake a bet.
300k to any nairaland escrow

Felabrity:
On a fair ground, Sanwo Olu will lose Lagos.. same as other APC governors across Nigeria to either LP, NNPP, PDP or APGA

This is me being objective

can you bet on that?

That man City and Bayern game go tough

Instead of testing the market now, why not kuku wait it for bull proper and jump on one shitcoin with 100$?

Na me, had to sell it when sapa hold me

That kind pastor plenty for Nigeria

Mama Chukwudi na very funny name
Reminds of woli agba skit

RockHard:
But why We were waiting for them. They think say na like Endsars. Awon Oloshi gbogbo. Ati Obi, ati gbogbo awon omoleyin e. Gbogbo yin ONKR.

E be like the abbreviation means Oni Ku Re?

If I read correctly. Lol

If you no get mind no put body

Chai . He should just be giving estimated figures next time sha

Chai

Oyo state gubernatorial election is always the toughest why ?

Like for Sanwoolu share for Gbadebo

Ok, this is guy is indirectly looking for preys on nairaland
I know your style, u want make nairaland girls pm u.
E go shock u say na gày men go pm u pass. Your own don done be that

Ok

Soonest Nigeria doctor to citizen ratio will be
1:10,000


God bless Buhari and emefiele.

emmaodet:
You don too masturbate soteey you don know say na him dey cause shaking hands.
Chaii
Sean tizzle

U no sabi comot face for something

Reduce your masturbation oga.
sleep well, drink more water, exercise frequently and no Dey put Nigeria problem for mind

This man and Seyi Makinde of oyo state deserve second term tbh

I disagree , personally someone like me will be looking up to travel to uk , USA, Canada and Europe to hustle than to leave southwest . The reason is , virtually everything i can get or do in southeast is here in west , it doesn’t make sense to me leaving Ibadan or lagos and go to Enugu or Ebonyi or owerri to start business when the chances of success is high here.

Infact I have friends here on nairaland from southeast ( enugu , Anambra and Ebonyi precisely) that asked if I can accommodate them in Lagos or Ibadan I had to tell them that things are tight everywhere that they should rather gather money and travel out. Some of them think it’s just so easy down here and YES THEY ARE HERE ON NAIRALAND.
I can’t blame them, afterall I think same of my friends oversea too.

Besides people won’t be migrating down here if they can do same thing successfully in their regions.

yorubas wont be moving abroad if Nigeria is better.
This is just common sense and doesn’t call for argument.
I rarely hear anyone here in SW say they’re going to southeast , most will rather prefer to go to port harcourt, Abuja and edo/delta .


Most outsiders in southeast are people that stay back after NYSC or people that are transferred in government job.

Except I’m on specific assignment, or to marry wife , it’s impossible to just wake up in Ibadan or lagos and start going to southeast to start life .travel to do what exactly business? Service? Except I’m an artisan given a contract job over there , it just doesn’t make sense atall.







Finally , you need to know that Igbo are better traders while yorubas strive better in heavy industries like Education
Insurance
IT
Logistics
Construction
Telecommunications
Banking
Manufacturing
Fintech
Consulting
Legal
Forestry/logging
Oil and Gas
Healthcare
Transport.
Give an average igbo guy/trader 1m, in six month he’ll give u 5m but an average yoruba guy will collect 1m and spend it lavishly . He’ll be waiting to start business with 10m .


That being said, all states in Nigeria are shîthole, just that some offer slightly better opportunities and security than others.

Fuckyoumod:
it's because of your likes that Nigeria is in a total mess today.

You play and laugh over everything.
You can't even navigate the source of your problems in this country.

Did you know that the CBN Gov. Is just a tool (house boy) in the hands of the President of Nigeria?

Did you know that he consults the president and takes directives from the President before carrying out any form of policy implementation?

If at your age, you can't understand that Buhari is calling the shots and deciding what happens in this country then you need a brain upgrade.

In 1983 Buhari came up with this naira swap policy was Emefule the CBN Gov then.

See, you must all understand that the problem is Buhari.
If you blame the CBN Gov and exonerate Buhari then you are just a Fool with no brain

Thank your star I woke up on the right side of the bed today, if not I Fõr tell you wetin u go like hear today .





Since we’ve been taking everything so serious , what have we achieved with our collective ‘seriousness’?
In your head, you think if I lost such amount of money, nairaland is the go to place to rant?.

My brother, one yoruba adage says, when a problem is more than what crying can solve , laughing might solve it.



And yes no sensible person will exonerate Buhari whom we voted for and put all the blames on cbn governor who was appointed and only working on directives of FG.

On another side, cashless policy is good but I really don’t think Nigerians are ready for it besides government should have put measures in place to cushion the effect of the policy on us. It’s strange to us , they can’t expect us to adapt so easily .

Effect of yoruba ‘wokeness’

All I have to say is Fear women .

Imagine that smalle swallowing that tall gbola and she go comot eyes like say nothing happen .chai.

My brother, again fear women

Your brother is not a simp,
He’s wicked and a fôol with certificate

Please help us collate the final figure abeg

If you don’t personally know the seller, my brotherly advice to you is to keep on saving and buy tokunbo.
The truth is when people ask questions like this , it means they can’t comfortably afford it yet . Cars no be wetin perspn dey use him last card buy if you’re not using it for business .

Emma1Oj:
you won't have strength to type this if truely loose 6oo milla

You know how much Dey my acct
I’ve lost over 60b in the past one year

You try . I like your saving culture, I hope you can maintain whatever car you’re buying .

I for say make you keep savings and get muscle camry atleast , but e be like u can’t wait any longer , u don try , start somewhere first .

Get the Camry

I no even get shoes.
Na palm and sandal I get e be like me and you no fit be friend cos I hate people that wear shoe , I feel that they take life too serious

oliverano:
Na why we dey hia, to read all the lies

If you know emefele tell am to prepare to honor my SAN letter .