₦airaland Forum

Death to simps

Una don see us finish for nairaland

thesicilian:
She's right, to be sincere. There are so many songs out there that glorify unlawful sexual advances, it's almost becoming a norm.
Even some of our 'comedy' skits especially those ones that claim to be doing pranks, kiss or grab, etc. The censorship boards seem to have gone to sleep.

na why I respect comedians like sabinus

That’s why sometimes, it’s good to go for popular product.

No Dey run road side girls , most of them get sick attitude. Run your parole on Facebook and tinder. With 5k , you’ll jam correct meat. You’ll be in control and also get value for your money . Remember to strap up no matter how sweet the pu-c is. Goodluck brother






Awuzubillai I’m fasting

Congrats op . Go collect that girl’s pregnancy

MrBrownJay1:
as much as this person did a great gesture, we have to stop making it seem that this is not what ANYONE should do. i wouldnt expect any less from my family, friends, acquaintances etc. them refusing would be whats considered strange!

being nice and helping someone in need (you know) is a normal thing to do!

to some extent , this reeks of entitlement mentality.

SUCKCESSFUL:
You're a mumu boy

comparing a mumu to OP is very insulting to mumu

raskymonojendor:
Trinidad and Tobago recently approved Yoruba traditional wedding as an official wedding just like court wedding into it's constitution. It's funny how Yorubas in the Diaspora appreciate the culture even more than the Yorubas in Nigeria.

somehow , this makes me feel bad sometimes . It’s supposed to be vice versa . Some families have forbidden their children to even speak the language , they’ll be imposing foreign languages and cultures on their kids.

Na mumu Dey download pôrn for phone .
Just watch online and close tab

I’ve got 153 porn tabs opened on my incognito

TOPMAN4LIFE:
God used your brother to expose your secret sin that can destroy you but instead of u to to be remorseful and change, you are thinking how to deal with ur brother,
If you continue to deceive ur family members with pastor life style, you can't deceive God,
Bible says wages of sin is death

so he’s going to die because he watches porn?
Did he kill person or what ? I don’t understand.

Agodi straight

Nice

From business perspective, I don’t think it makes sense leaving Lagos , Ibadan and Abuja behind and going to invest in real estates in places like Enugu or Ebonyi.

I think the demand is higher in southwest also insecurity is another issue.
Truth is , your investment is safe here compared to south east.

And like I said on a thread the other time , I can only go to south east for special assignment like contract , marriage etc, whatever will make me leave south west to Husle, then I’ll rather process yankee or europe .
It’s just common sense, it has nothing to do with tribalism or hatred.

Sha be careful

Between 140-190k

But the normal price is 160k

Ramadan Kareem to all ye Muslims on here .



Hmm , Today 24th of March , after rolling with 100s of girls ranging from students, working class, educated, illiterates, hookup , friends-with-benefits, beautiful and ugly, i have come to the conclusion that , to know if a woman genuine likes you , you need to test her with her money .


Women especially Nigeria women don’t joke with their money no matter how touching your story is as a man.
It’s easier for a Nigerian girl from average home to give you sex than money, Infact , if a woman can go to the extreme to get money for you, u don’t need any validation again most ESPECIALLY if there’s no assurance that you’ll return it now or in future.
Na men Dey overrate sex, women these days are also using men to cure kongi but they will never admit it.

For your mind as a man, you’ll be thinking she’s cheap , not really bro, she’s just horñy like you.

A woman will cry bitterly if she’s scammed of her money than if a guy run her chop-and-go( fhuck and go).

That’s why if a man leaves a woman , anytime she wants to talk about him , she’ll mostly talk of her ‘monetary sacrifice’ for him and how “ he used her”.

I’m not saying money is the only way to test a woman love and support, but I put it to you, take a random survey on this hypothesis and prove me wrong.

Nigerian women rarely test a man with their money , infact , most of them will set you up and kill you for money depends on the amount involved .
They worship money more than men in reality( I can prove this if you want me to).

A woman might lie to her husband that she’s broke and watch him struggle, but she will never say that to her children. She’ll go to the extreme to ensure they get what they need ( exception case is very rare).


At the end of the day , only a man loves women genuinely and not vice versa . Women only love their children. A man will commit his MONEY, time and career. It’s almost impossible for a woman( not your mother or family ) to just spend money on you like that.

Even if you’re handsome and popular , she’ll mostly take the risk with having sex with you and not money.


As man, calculate how much you’ve spent on women in the past years , then Calculate how much all of those women have spent on you ,
You vs 10 women you won . Lol


Mind you , do not confuse women’s love with loyalty.. that’s a topic for another day.

Ifemiju:
Exactly. That should solve it. Special people have the Paralympics, they should give trans people their own competitions too.



May God raise a kind hearted person to assist you dear, and may divine help locate you. Amen.

So wetin dem go dey call am?
Translympics?

Warl0ck:
he was with me that time.

He told me to type it, and i did.

Murasi . Ma tan ra re je

Llnp

Nice

Warl0ck:
then the person you are dating now is family since we came from thesame adam.

You’re already justifying incest. Since you know it’s good, no need bringing it on here for cheap validation

As much as this is wickedness and inhumane, I won’t blame them. If money is easy to make , you won’t borrow in the first place or better still , you would seen friends or family to help u out. So they’re also taking risk .

Please find another job. Your life is more important

Kudos to both of them, it’s not easy.

DontBullshitMe:
Milf.

Marrying tall and slim girls is the best. They grow fat in the right places as they grow older and become the perfect milf for your retirement years.

100%

Sucre6:
I remembered reading like mad when I was in JSS 3 in preparation for junior WAEC, our principal was threatening us that if we didn't pass junior WAEC we won't be able to graduate to SS1 alas after all said and done, I realised that Junior Waec is the most useless exams in the world

until now( I mean right now ) , I never knew it’s useless

Buhari passing

Tbh, virginity should be one of the major criteria a man should look at before deciding to marry any woman.. that’s her greatest asset/value.

Emu4life:
The Op is mischievous. Seun prove your apology by taking down this bigotry-induced post.

what do you mean ?

Are you saying seun should not report drug dealers case again ?

Ballzproblem2:
I take soft drinks buy food chop , can't be spending money on something that isn't sweet and leave you intoxicated ,I like star radler though

Lol me and you na 5&6.
I don’t smoke, no drug , no beer infact I stopped taking any sugary drinks some months ago .. my social life is bland. I don’t go out with my friends most times cos I no sabi if I take ordinary BEST , I go Dey misbehave