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Dem say wetin happen? I never read

Na lie

samuel ajang: any where if thereis wicked, a women most be there. I believed Lusufa is a woman. It pitty

I don't know why you always abuse your drugs, why?
Anyways, take 10 doses of FOOLine(an antidote for folishnesss)

I heard say men the collect 72 Virgins, so how many women go collect?


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1. 5 doses of KOBOKOlidine, 5 times daily
2. 450 doses of FROGJUMPine, 3 times daily
3. 1 dose of BULLETine injected on each of the feets and hands for 4 days.
4. A dose of BULLETine to the heart

If symptoms persist a dose of BOMBine should be administered.

proudlyAfrica: lmao! Guy whch one be fooline & corruptinine... E be like say u study drugs etimology....

I am a Roctor

This adults need to be injected with 10 doses of FOOLine(antifoolishness drugs) and 50 does of CORRUPTinine for a year. If symptom persist EFCC should be consulted.

searay: Ok. Make I read first

Ok I don read.
It's worthy of note:

He also noted that many of his political associates are equally members of political parties other than the PDP.

Ok. Make I read first

The dividends of political revolution

ayox2003: I smell a new breed of terrorism from Egypt. Pro-Mursi supporters have been killed in hundreds and trust the brotherhood - a group of radical muslims - they wont give in easily. To think the same people, who in one voice, deposed Mubarak are the ones killing themselves??

Shame on the Arab spring!

When the rebels grabbed Gaddafi, his last words were these: Do you know right from wrong?

I guess they're now enjoying the sh'tty revolution induced by the West.


Frawzey

It has already begun. Churches were attacked and most Christians there are now living in fear.

Standing5: Seious. This is what we lack as Nigerians. Nobody wants to go forward first.

Bros have you taken your drugs today? You can start by slapping a soldier in your street.

[quote author=Crimz-P]Did Amaechi ask the people that Elected the LGA chairmen in Rivers before he told them to step down?[/quote]I don't know

God bless Nigeria. God punish the devil(if any).

I don't know why most NLders are so dull like this. Last I check INVITATION is not the same thing as SUMMON.
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in·vi·ta·tion [in-vi-tey-shuhn]
- noun
1. act of requesting the presence or participation of a person or persons
2. written or spoken form of such a request
3. something offered as a suggestion
4. attraction or incentive; allurement

Synonyms: allurement, appeal, attraction, begging, bid
Origin:
1590–1600;< Linvītātiōn-(s. ofinvītātiō), equiv. toinvītāt(us) (ptp. ofinvītāreto invite) +-iōn- -ion
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sum·mon LINK0
[-uhn]
- verb (used with object)
1. to order to appear
2. to gather together
Synonyms: arouse, ask, assemble, beckon, beep
Origin:
1175–1225;< MLsummonéreto summon, L: to remind unofficially, suggest, equiv. tosum- sum-+monéreto remind, warn; r. MEsomonen< OFsemondre,somondre< VL*summonere,Lsummonére,as above
Source:
Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2011.
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Judging from most of the comments here, I can boldly say that the problem of Nigeria is ILLITERACY. Being able to read and write does not make one literate.

The one my Grandfather use to do was the one that the person next to you will be affected. That is, if you are shot, the bullet will deflect to the person next to you. The only condition was that you will not sleep with a woman for like 24hrs before the incidence. Again if a woman urine touches you it will not work. However you are not imune to AXE

SAFO: Haha that bullshit doesn't work. Anyone who believes this crap, I dare you to go invest in your best ritual voodoo magic vest and let me get off 3 or 4 rounds with my .45 Ruger.

We'll see if you're still standing after I'm done with you lmao.

you are seek. However I'll prescribe this drugs for you.
Take two tablets of DOUBTinine 3X daily.
3 doses of IGNORANCine.

If symptom persist consult your Bible.

Krasid: *Taps him on the shoulder*
Oga,match don finish.Stop watching back of t.v.

ooooooooooooh! Who dey disturb me? Make I finish this match. Sorry na PES

Musa pass this ball now. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's a a
oh! What a miss by MiKel. Still NGA 3-0 SA

eddiebruk: Exactly what Nigeria Needs

you need 3 doses of FOOLicine.
While taking your treatment avoid WEEDine.
FOOLicine is a drug that cures foolishnesss

1. Thou shall have apportion or percentage ofyour income preferable 20% to save on all your income every time, by all means be constant with it because what you save will Save you and what you keep will keep you.
2. Thou shall not by any means or anyhow spend a cent or a dime on what you don’t absolutely need. Impulse buying must absolutely stop existing in your life.
3. Thou shall sow 10% of your income into God’s work as tithe and be satisfy with the remaining 90%.
4. Thou shall write down your financial goals. How much you want to save and make withinsix months, one year, two years and so on.
5. Thou shall write down your spending plansfor you to effectively use your money
6. Thou shall invest at least 10% of your income in stocks and shares, real estate and business for further growth.
7. Thou shall have a financial adviser and attend seminars at least three times in a year.
8. Thou shall invest in your knowledge and brain more than your physical appearance because your input determines output.
9. Thou shall develop an alternative source of income to your salaries. You can be wealthy working for your boss.
10. Thou shall take time to carry your spouse along. For it will save you from a lot of headache, plan your financial goals together. ( But if you're not yet married like myself do it yourself no big deal)!



Experts on NL you can add yours.

I profisizes tthat this willd happen

phillippiano: Ehya.... May be na fear dey catch her o.

o'd boy! Na true ooooo. You don't even know how the governor take ask am.

I prophesied about this

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[quote author=real-teflon]Madam Okonjo Iweala,na every where them dey see you these days. But govt knows how to take care of militant like tompolo and asari and boko haram[/quote]and perhaps how this emerging militant group called ASSU will be taken care of.

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Our prayers should be that some Ogas at the top should not disrupt the progress of this port. Akwa Ibom ad'ok

BrutusOj: Who knows the Chanel dat wu show d match live?

Nairaland Channel 3

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Practicing #Mod things

Hmmmmmmmmm! I no fit laugh. Please how old is the coach?

I don hear.
Please which of the satellite will help us monitor corruption in Nigeria? Yes na you i ask

The animal is an endangered species, we have them limited, if care is not taken they may go into extinction.

Very true, especially Loxodonta africana and L. cyclotis.

We don’t want to be sanctioned by Wild lives activists, United Nations Prohibition, among others.

Then something urgent should be done, people should be civilise. For goodness sake, this is 21st century and not stone age. Animals right should also be respected.