₦airaland Forum

chronique: If there was a better candidate than GEJ,it would have been lovely but who amongst these folks in APC is better? Atiku? Tinubu? Buhari? Or is it Fashola,a Tinubu stooge who would transfer a large amount of Nigeria's budget back to Tinubu as compensiation,by way of contracts to his(Tinubu's) numerous companies? GEJ is still the man to beat. At least,He has no one to account to apart from the Nigerians who elected him.

Just tell me one way in which jona is beta dan buhari or fashola

Ya esp. in size.
u see an eight yr old she looks lik a teenager, while teenagers look lik adults.
guys now find it hard to beliv dat d hot chick across d street is only 15.


y dey grow so fast i dnt kn.....d oda day i saw a huge guy approaching me in d night, it took a lot of courage to remain in my position.......suddenly dis huge guy greeted me ' bros gud evn'
he knew i didnt recognised him bt afta plenty xplanations i realized he was an adolescent(nw abt 17yrs old) dat use to be my neighbor

freecharles: I know you see two lovers but a kid will 9 dolphins. This is because of the dominant image have in your memory.

For a kid, dolphin is dominant
For an adult, lovers are dominant

Oyibo pikin fit see dolphin bt warri pikin of 6 dey see wetin i dey see

freecharles: Just stare at the centre of the image.(DO NOT SHAKE YOUR EYEBALL)...the painting will disappear leaving behind a blank canvas.

Me looked and looked and looked......kept looking, still looking bt sees notin. not evn a painting

Token Makiwho? fine say, fine means bony cartoon lik face?

THE BABE NA ATUTU-POYOYO

abt to comment

bigtt76: I wonder how the press could miss the hype that usually exist when such assembly plants are to be setup in Nigeria #Justaying but I never heard any commissioned so how come these cars are made in Nigeria?

I totally agree with U.
Did anyone notice d OP did nt make mention of d address or evn d state in nigeria were d cars are made/assembled.
Nissan assembled in naija since April: na-in cars still expensive for naija
Then again if its correct am sure it shud hav featured in one of d numerous TAN campaign.

well my take is somebody is playing 10/10 with dis made in naija cars.
time will tell

daveP: peak , look at its Peak, always there for you thatsss Peak, thaaaats Peak ( then d canoe will stop and insert itself on d sachet @ d end of d advert)

i use to sing along....JACK PEAK, JACK PEAK.

because of my error i believed d name was Jack peak.
u wont beliv i was very old b4 i realize dere was neva a JACK PEAK bt jus PEAK

assana: Chei no bori rememhber old limca ad

I remember it....with d indian lik song

kenex4ever: [6] This moment will never come again, and there is something precious about every moment.
You shall MISS this moment one day, better enjoy it now. ILOVETHIS. Even though u r jobless n hungry now, when u get employed u shall miss the freedom and relaxation in this moment. PEACE!

TRUE TALK

AlfaSeltzer: Except David married an Ahinoam. What coincidence!

About Uriah, David was actually rewarded because the bastard son from that adulterous relationship became king.

Coincidence are possible dats why it is in English language.

Pls xplain hw does solomon being king rewards david.

Again david suffered for Uriah's death; my take is dat u read d bible so u definitely kn at a tym his sons were looking for his head.

btw: i lik d fact dat u argue with facts and try to convince rada dan insult d oda person .

Tallesty1: No book can contain everything that happened that time. Being God's image we are supposed to be able to put 2 and 2 together to get four.

Should 2 and 1 also give 4

ultiandroid: Are you saying that all accounts in the bible never existed too?

I am not saying all, bt many e.g creations acct is just jewish myth...it neva happened.
To help u; after God cursed Cain, Cain sort protection from those in d east; so where did those in d east emanated from.

Osun pple has proven dat rigging is only possible wen d pple allow it or refuse to turn up for voting.

Tallesty1: Cain married either his own sister or step sister.

Cain was driven away by GOD....so were did he see his sister to marry
IN SUMMARY
There was neva a CAIN....talk less of having a sister

AlfaSeltzer: If you think the insanity in the house of David is painting your god in a good light, think again.

Note also that it is god who gave those married women to David in the first place. 2 Samuel 12:7-8. How does David's household pay for the work of god? the god of confusion?

And god also sent his son, the nazarene, via the lineage of David. Incoherent god.

first d woman(ahinoam) being saul's wife does not mak her d mother of david's wife(michal) as we all kn kings den use to tak more dan one wife.(confirmed by nathan's quote "wives"

again nathan saying he(David) married saul's wives doesnt necessarily say Ahinoam(remember it read wives)

finally david's household was not punished because he married from saul's household bt because of wat he did to Uriah(if dats hw it is spelt)

I Loved John Paul, now Francis has won ALL my LOVE.

something is fundamentally wrong with ISLAM

TEAM DIVIDE NIGERIA ALONG RELIGIOUS LINES.

WHEN WUD U ALL REALIZE
......ADAM AND EVE....CAIN AND ABEL........
were just d jewish version of creation, jus d way all tribes in naija had her own Creation myth b4 we all adopted christainity.

IN SUMMARY.
Adam and Eve neva existed therefore Cain neva existed so his wife also neva eva EXISTED

dapsoneh: Wht abt spiderman na

peter paker(d old one) remains my bestest

Alexkene: Okada (motorcycle) is also an igbo word.

Here's the story as my grandfather narrated to us.


When the first motorcycles were brought to Lagos, Nigeria, everybody was surprised.

When passengers rode on it, people taught they would fall off the bike, because it was not like the bicycle that was pedaled

When ever people rode on the bike, Nigerians would ask themselves, "he would have fallen down"

The igbo would say "o ka ada" ....meaning (he would have fallen down).

The bikes created then were not as strong as the modern ones and people fell from it easily.


The igbo phrase "o ka ada" grew so popularly around Lagos and its environs that it finally became the nickname of the motorcycle



Source: My late grandfather, who never lies.

ur grandfather is surely d best story tell ever

Alexkene: Okada (motorcycle) is also an igbo word.

Here's the story as my grandfather narrated to us.


When the first motorcycles were brought to Lagos, Nigeria, everybody was surprised.

When passengers rode on it, people taught they would fall off the bike, because it was not like the bicycle that was pedaled

When ever people rode on the bike, Nigerians would ask themselves, "he would have fallen down"

The igbo would say "o ka ada" ....meaning (he would have fallen down).

The bikes created then were not as strong as the modern ones and people fell from it easily.


The igbo phrase "o ka ada" grew so popularly around Lagos and its environs that it finally became the nickname of the motorcycle



Source: My late grandfather, who never lies.

ur grandfather is surely d best story tell ever

well friendship is more of a long term tin while relationships are contracts which may or may not lead to d ultimate contract(marriage)

orirebaby: 26$ chai

Same here $26

rozayx5: if only the South West and accursed nuts therners could go their way so that we can live in peace

wen wud u igbos realize dat shud nigeria split......south south wont go with d east.....not in dis life....not in d nxt life....and not evn in a dream world.


EASTERNERS PLS WAKE UP FROM THIS SELF DECEIT

Olanireti: U TUK D WORD OUT OF MY MOUTH. WE VE D SAME MENTALITY. I DNT WNT MORE DAN TWO, IRRESPECTIVE OF D SEX. BUT BRODA, WE MUST MARRY A WIFE DT HAS D SAME MENTALITY LIKE OURS SO C WONT BE GIVING US PRESSURE 4 MORE AFTA D TWO

SECONDED.

zicoraads: And it doesn't take a genious to realise that no one could have survived in that car that i saw. Haba! Are we this foolish? Those cars wwere too scarred for no one to have esaped unhurt. That attack has 'staged' written all over it.

Am not a proponent of either APC or PDP, but one thing I am sure of is that, if it was 'boko haram' that targeted Buhari as they are claiming, and with the level of damage that I saw, Buhari would have been 6 feet under the ground now.

Someone of el-rufai's standing in the society should know that rasing baseless and provoking questions in a period when the nation is suffering from daily occurencess of lawlessness is doing more harm than good to the nation. But I guess anything to further their selfish political interests, even if it means the death of a 'few' Nigerians. It is true that Jonathan is not particularly political savvy. But since he came to power, the north has made it clear they don't like the man from Bayelsa, and with these incidents and baseless questions that are solely meant to incite, one begins to wonder as to the continued insurgency even in the face of a massive national and international onslaught.

Afta d buhari attack am afraid to say boko haram is eida sponsored by APC or PDP...........and our top politicians kn dis...
MY PROOF: Anytime BH attacks a politician its always he almost died, he narrowly escaped.......these are no errors dey attack politicians just to create a scene and mak small noise.. the politicians who sponsored these BH boys kn the implication of killing fellow big wigs in a country where bigotry(religious, ethno etc) is the backbone behind all our actions/reactions.
SO D IDEA IS DNT KILL ANYONE WHOSE DEATH WUD RESULT IN REPRISAL ATTACKS OR REGIONAL/ETHNO BATTLES..........SO JUS MAK SOME NOISE....DATS ALL.

SMH...........for d politicians who are behind dis.
SMH............for d Islamic mumus wen allow demselves to be used.
SMH............for d BH boys foot soldiers dying for notin bt xpecting 77 virgins somewhere,somehw

luvola: God help us !!!! I have been at home since last year june when I finished service. Even Yahoo Yahoo guys has a better standard of living than us...


Give me job and we will share my first six months salary by 50:50..



God help us !!!! I have been at home since last year june when I finished service. Even Yahoo Yahoo guys has a better standard of living than us...


Give me job and we will share my first six months salary by 50:50..

completed service dat same june 2013

no job.

many tymes i try to blame myself......( i gat no special skill nor xperience)....bt den again if i dnt gt a job hw wud i be xperieced.

i consider running certificate programmes.....yet again d good ones are xpensive..........i can barely recharge my phone without some assistance dese days

i hav sat for many test and one interview.........maybe am not smart enuff.

d wrking class tells me d same thing everytime....."guy no job....gt self employed"......they dat gat oil company salary neva stated anytime bt xpects me jobless self to start a firm(IRONY).

abi na to go learn handwrk.........bt dey told us formal education is d way. SIGHS.

GOVT. DEY DO NOTIN, YAHOO BOYS AND OIL BUNKERS/THUGS DEY HAMMA.........PASTOTS DEY COLLECT TITHE.

IN ASA's VOICE.............THE MOUNTAIN DON BURN FINISH........NOW THE VALLEY IS PICKING THE HEAT ANDTHE FLAMES SPEEDILY...............

NO CHOICE BT TO HANG MYSELF ON HOPE

NO WONDA EUROPEANS REGARD RUSSIA AS A NON EUROPEAN STATE

See nigerians dey form caring.
esp. for a wild Animal. See nigerians dey form caring.
esp. for a wild Animal.

dis must hav bin going on for a very long tym.
so Mr. got angry and decided to gt evidence cos without such evidence Mrs wud say he's jus ova reacting or tag him a maniac.

MrKnowitall: How many chords do you know now?

I kn all d chords in dere simple form(no inversions i.e i can play C bt wen u talk abt C9, Csus etc am lost) both neck chords and bare chords.....
my major issues are i cant solo and also i cant play chords and pick notes at d same tym.
thus weneva i play bar chords i play strickly reggae style