₦airaland Forum

Och77:
Victor should be the first Nigerian to have won the golden boot in any of the top 5 leagues in Europe. I stand to be corrected

Rokiat:
This could be a skit for all we know.

fiercehillz:
The word "AND" will cause the greatest upset in somebody's political history.

Three scenarios

1. For anybody to be the senior prefect of the school, he/she must have at least 25% of votes in 2/3 of the senior secondary school classes AND the UTME prep class.

2. For anyone to be declared the best graduating student of the college of Medicine, he/she must score at least 75% in 2/3 of his/her registered medical courses AND Philosophy 601.

3. Akpan's Family is made up of Mr. Akpan, Mrs. Akpan and their 9 daughters. Ini is the eldest, most beautiful and has several suitors.

For any man to propose to her, he must at least convince 2/3 of the women in the house AND the Man of the house.

Explain these please.

Including this
4.For u to gain admission into any Nigerian university, u must possess 5 o level credits including English and Mathematics

Isobug:
😁😁😁😇...I taught They will use vex and scatter E. Guinea only to score a solitary penalty.

Congratulations anyway, all win na win except stolen ones

Fapemz:


The Yahoo boys who hacked Flutter wave and stole 2.9 billion naira from the fintech unicorn company would probably be chilling at Transcorp Hotel with their babes that love dating Yahoo Boys or

Inspecting a property in Lekki with payment to be transferred once he is satisfied with the property because laundering stolen money on real estate is the easiest way to launder illicit funds.

For the Yahoo boys involved, they don hammer, and God don butter their bread.

But for the organization (Flutterwave) that lost the customer funds, this is a very difficult period for them as they try to mitigate the damage and manage the ugly situation they found themselves in.

This brings me to this:

God will punish anyone who tries to legitimize Yahoo going forward by calling it a hustle.

Yahoo is not a hustle.

You are a thief who will meet his or her miserable and ignoble end and Waterloo soon. I build and sell Lithium Iron Phosphate battery and powerbank for Laptop, Starlink and home inverter. Tested and trusted.

Offpoint1:
Reminds me of one presidential candidate that year like that, a lady who got only one vote

Imagine even your family not voting for you, even your own husband

Enemyofpeace:
Arsenal wash your back, we are coming for you. GGMU!

HenryWilliams:
maybe for federal. State is 8. Thanks for the update

Jogs1900:
I don't understand how this currency change will work...Most of us in the cities are yet to set our eyes on the new notes talkless of those in the villages.Jan 31st deadline is not possible again.

Septagon:
Mu.mu blogger,they didn't teach u how to use apostrophe in sentences to make meaning more clearer?

MasterJayJay:
Tinubu owns a Television channel known as TVC. Why can't he use it for the debate?

What about the one organized by Kadaria Ahmed that is on NTA? Tinubu ran away too.

Tinubu is a coward!! His brain has expired. A primary 6 student can beat Tinubu in a debate. So it has nothing to do with AriseTV. APC is shielding Tinubu from public humiliation because they know about his mental sickness.

Unfortunately, they can't find a body double for Tinubu to attend rallies/campaign. What they are avoiding remains inevitable as Tinubu keeps embarrassing himself and his supporters on every occasion.


Nigeria doesn't need the expired brain of Tinubu.


Below are some samples that came out from Tinubu's mouth.

-"God bless PDAPC."

-"Cassava, garri, ewa, agbado."


-"PDP is a tear tear umbrellatta."

-"Four hundred bags barrels of oil"

-"Go and collect your APV, APC & vote."

-"A townhall meeting is different from Babablu Bluublu bulabu.

-"A dead fish cannot be sweet in any soup."

-"Broom! broom!! broom!!! brooooommm."

-"BUHARRI BUHARRI...Say it again BUHARRI"

-"A father of a child is mother of the father whose child is the father."

-"Turning the rotten situation of the state to a bad one."

-"The deputy senate president...will be the governor of Niger Delta state.”

-"They could not even make a down payment for a roasted corn for that electricity"

"The high prices are here, is gone"

Tinubu claims to have a first class in accounting but he said 'Na statistics we go chop?'
Only a dumb skull will say statistics are not important in national affairs.


Tinubu was so dumb that he revealed a secret warning given to him by APC that he should stick to the scripts to avoid saying gibberish.

prezee1:
That wickedness pics got me, remembered then, on our way going to farm, you fell with what you carried and begin to Curse. "ka'a fomo to koko sona"[url]That wickedness pics got me, remembered then, on our way going to farm, you fell with what you carried and begin to Curse. "ka'a fomo to koko sona"[/url]That wickedness pics got me, remembered then, on our way going to farm, you fell with what you carried and begin to Curse. "ka'a fomo to koko sona"

blamingthedevil:
https://punchng.com/i-will-withdraw-police-escorts-from-vips-tinubu/

MissLeslie post=11764921
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Boasted

Wealthyonos:
Even your English shows you're not educated. My advice is, 'go back to school'.���

Revolution2022:
Seeking for relevant.

Abilistic:
He must have been very drunk that very night or just trying to be unnecessarily WICKED.

Thank God he passed the instruction thru your colleague and you also confirmed it.

Whatever happens stood your ground.

Lewisjohnson:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/09/ASUU-strike-unical-loses-over-21-lecturers-exclusive/

Danny50:
Right now you de cali??

Danny50:
Chai my man that means I nd you don fight that year be dat oh.

Danny50:
My maths teacher, SPC calabar that year

Teejay13:
Thank, it was a typo error.

Teejay13:
Rest in peace young blood. May your killers no no peace all through their entire life.

Danwakae:
Command Children School...The best

Grgton:
Calabar is more clearner than Kigali lol

amanze2020:
OP, grow up.

Who still dey celebrate NYSC certificate that cannot give you an automatic job. Even if it gives you a good job, at the end of the month, convert your salary in Dollars at an exchange rate of N600/$1.
Oga, do you mean *Boast?
What am I saying: DO NOT BOOST WITH YOUR NYSC CERTIFICATE. RATHER BOOST WITH A VALUABLE SKILLSET THAT CAN SUSTAIN YOU, AND GUARANTEE YOUR FUTURE.