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Chelseafan1:
lol....I have given my verdict, the guy may become WPOTY winner before he turns 25.

Chelseafan1 my guy, you hear from Hesben at all?

Chelseafan1:
Neymarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! What a goalllll!!!!
Wow!!
Eden Hazard, come and learn how to score important, sweet goals like this biko

Could this be chelseafan1?

AdeLaNa1:
Do u guys even still need Messi??

Suarez! Neymar! Suarez! Neymar! Neymar! Suarez! Neymar! Suarez! Suarez! etc.

Oga o

Yes, we need him more than ever sir!

homesteady:
Yellow for Iniesta
this ref dey mad.

He has the mandate to give a key player red card!

homesteady:
Yellow for Iniesta
this ref dey mad.

That's an understatement!

homesteady:
Shey we sold this Jonathan Santos or is he on loan?

He was sold.

Krasid:
What exactly is your definition of solo goals and what makes it so special? If that is not a solo goal then what is it? A tap-in, a 40 yarder, a volley, an acrobatic? Any good player can score a solo goal.Heck, even Ben arfa has scored solo goals.I want you to describe the goal with a phrase or word if it's not a solo goal.

If I were you, I would dig deep and come up with more evidence if there were enough solo goals to point to. It's so funny that's all you could bring up. The guy you are arguing with could give you more than five of Messi's shows.

ElDeeVee:
Seems you get brain so I'll talk to you. But before I answer your question, I wanna know where u stand on this. Do u agree that you have to DRIBBLE like 3 players to score a solo goal

When a player picks a ball far away from the post, shoots from the distance, and scores, he is said to have scored a long range goal. CR7, Alonso, Ramires and so many players have scored this kind of goals.
When a player picks ball far away from the post, moves past several players without passing to another player, takes the ball to the post and scores, he's said to have scored a solo.
Solo in English means 'something done alone' but solo goal in football involves a player moving from a distance towards the goal post and escapes several tackle along the way and eventually scores without any support form other players.

ElDeeVee:
SOLO means alone. If you can score a goal ALONE, you've just scored a solo goal. Anybody can score a solo goal, its nothing special

Sir, by your definition, all goals scored are solo goals since no two persons can score a goal together. So once a player scores a goal ALONE (which is the only way), he has scored a solo goal. BRAVO!

dmcdad:
Coded01, barackohandso, ddippset, homesteady, AbuMikey and co make una come see the joke of the year.

Even Krasid would not type such. Na to press ignore button sure pass.

Having read through everything on this thread, I just feel like dropping a little piece of advice as I hardly comment on Nairaland.
If you are eventually employed by whytecleon, you are likely going to be working with Wema bank. Please, don't think you have gotten a job, don't stop at searching for a better job where you can grow your career. There is no promotion, career path, salary increment even after working for years. You can never be upgraded if you tender/obtain higher qualification.
Due to the rate of employment in the country, many of the outsourcing companies collaborate with banks to turn potential and ambitious individuals to corporate slaves.

Personally, I do advice people that come to me for advice never to take up such jobs as many are dream killers.
Please note, I have not said you shouldn't take the offer, but just bear it in mind that you are not yet employed, so don't put a stop to your job haunting because you will realise it's not worth it at the end.
Best of luck!

From an experienced ex staff!

dmcdad:
And now no more Ralitic. Hmmm. Na God hand we dey.

What can we do to the midfield now against Madrid? We no get choice but to stick to Muniru upfront,Na God hand we really dey ooooo

dmcdad:
Suarez a world class striker.

Roberto? Hmmm. Keep surprising us.

Neymar? Nothing to say.

Neymar has proved he can help the team in the absence of Messi. But, make una help me tell am to take am easy on those Madrid defenders ooooo. Pepe no mind make hin brake his head ooooo.

ddippset:
Messi has got the right to have off games from time to time. Every footballer born of a woman does! Pele did, maradona did! You just mentioned some select matches where Neymar performed better than Messi, if I sit to think, iam sure I could mentioned 3 times more the number of matches Messi performed while Neymar was missing! I understand your disclaimer but using Messi as a yardstick in your analysis is a bit derogatory.

Hmmmmm, I guess you didn't get the point he's trying to make. No one would ever compare Neymar to Messi, not even his father!

Suarez: "Neymar and I are different. We both know our role. I won't try to dribble three or four players. That's something for him to do."

dmcdad:
My pain now na say, international fixtures just days before El-Clasico. And Croatia invite Rakitic for their yeye friendly, but them leave out Modric. You see? And I bet the likes of Portugal, France and co go leave Ronaldo and Benzema respectively. Even Bale sef. Them fit just invite them, but I guess them no go play.

Meanwhile, our star man (Neymar) go dey busy dey battle am against a team like Argentina just days before the match. Hmmm

Are you surprised they didn't invite Modric? Madrid would do anything to win the match, so they need all their players at their best. Don't be surprised if the move to not invite him was made by Madrid.
That one no mean say dem no go chop am.

dmcdad:
I guess you didn't get my point. I never said we were gonna lose for sure. As long as El-Clasico is concerned, its always a 50-50 thingy. Neither form nor any other factor determine the outcomes.

I said that for the benefit of those who would be weary because of Messi's potential absence. As it stands even, its almost certain he ain't gonna play. Personally I am not perturbed a bit. I just need the defence to come good that day. I will also need the midfield to up their game, else the defence wont be able to withstand the pressures their midfield and attack will pose.

If the other guys can be up to par, and Suarez too, I know a victory will almost be certain. I know for sure Neymar will have them for dinner so no need to talk about him.

Lol @ Neymar having them for dinner. I'm sure he'll bring his A+ game that day and demolish that their yeye defence.

homesteady:
If Messi is not available, I don't want to see any of Muniru or sandro on the starting XI list!

Enrique should find a way to put Sergi Roberto. I would have wanted Iniesta to play on the wing but he has to play in midfield, if not them Kroos and Modric would run circles round our midfield.

Muniru and Sandro bawo?
If I were the coach, I would have Roberto play the right back while Alves plays upfront. It's obvious Alves is not doing anything as a full back again, it was evident as he exposed Pique severally against Granada. Maybe he can offer some support upfront.

bykebyke:
C.Ronaldo kicked a player in the game against Las Palmas.

Don't even worry yourself, he will never be punished for it.

Mourinholic:
I don't know how Barca manages to trash Madrid on and off the pitch.....
Madrid signed Bale,Barca did Neymar
Madrid bought Ronaldo,Messi Brought up Messi
Now Madrid signed a fraud in Odegaard on Unbelievable wages, Barca signed Hilalovic .....

Lmao

Funny you!
Did you see what the boy called Halilovic did last night? Talk of Messi in the making.
Madrid have always tried to match Barca on the pitch, hence their outrageous spending on players. Their spending couldn't give them the desired result, hence their off pitch foul plays here and there.

dmcdad:
At least I have been vindicated. For you to have noted this means I was right all along. Na you go tir for them.

Habah, no be only you tire oooo.
1- Hazard is better than Ney because Ney has Messi to spoon feed him.
2-Ney is being helped by the harmony in the team, Hazard is better.
3-i can't be comparing two players in different league's and clubs.
And one wonders if they were playing in same club then when Hazard was better.
One wonders if Matic and Busquets play in same league and club then when they kept hyping Matic.
I don tire no be small ooooo.

Yahoo1:
seems like u quoted the wrong dude

You are right bro!
I actually wanted to quote bykebyke to stop engaging Hesben and co in a debate that's clear to all. I have noticed there's no way those guys would see things the way it is. They'll keep shifting the post just to prove their points even when it's obvious their points are base less.

rozayx5:
guy stop.disgracing ursef here. all your arguments make no sense
for the past few matches barca have been playing with a virtually non existent midfield

What are you saying?
Hazard carried Chelsea last season with Xavi and Iniesta in the mild field. Are you not tired of engaging in a futile debate? Now the excuses have changed from being spoon-fed, to team harmony to EPL doggedness and intensity, and you are still arguing? I hail you ooooooooo.

dmcdad:
I know bro... But I really dey concerned ooooo. Wetin do Hazard na?

You still dey talk of Hazard? Nawah for you oooo.

Me: bro what'z up, how your wife?
My bro: egbon, wahala dey ooo
Me: what's the issue?
My bro: I bought Chelsea jersey for myself and wife, she's has been fighting me since ooo, asking why I would buy a chelsea jersey for her knowing how much they are loosing.
Me: sorry bro, tell I'll get her a Barca jersey.

dmcdad:
No one can replace Messi. Even the Devil knows this and cant do anything about it. But then, if there is anyone who could take up the mantle from the football god, if there could be an heir to the throne, then that person is no other than Neymar.

I am not saying this because I like the dude. I am saying it as a football fan and as a Barca fan. That kid sure knows how to play football.

Some of those believing he's thrived because he saw being spoon-fed are fast shifting ground either by find another excuse or admitting to how good he is.
Barca; the home of football gods!

Escriba (coach Getafe): "I have a weak spot for Busquets. He does everything right." #fcblive

dmcdad:
But make we talk true, Neymar dey play ball.

Have you heard of a certain Hesben? If the guy catch you ehn!

What a beautiful assist it would have been from Neymar after a nice skill.
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homesteady:
how did Alba miss that?

bykebyke:
Alves should be benched jor...na like this en go play for Classico ...would rather have Sergi play as our RB on that day.

The dude kept exposing Pique all night. His crosses were poo too.

Special thanks to Neymar and Suarez for not letting the team down in the absence of the football god.
Kudos to Roberto for a nice game, please keep growing, you'll soon become a rock!


Meanwhile, my sympathy to Chelsea fans and Pedro.

coded01:
No Neymar?


Are you being sacarstic?

Bros eee, I guess you didn't see that it's Fabregas' team and not my team.

Cesc (Chelsea): "My ultimate XI? Courtois - Azpilicueta Marquinhos Pique Alaba - Pogba Fabregas Verratti - Messi Suarez Hazard." [motdm]