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Khafsun:
Fake story.

The image was originally posted on a Facebook page

Forget about fake or real, at least you have understood his question

NikoDeBonAmi:
So as a young bachelor that just moved into a new apartment, a next door neighbor who happens to be a single female brought this bowl of afang soup as a show of warm welcome.

Would you accept it?

Sure but the next day you must fold 5k and squeeze to return the bowl

nairalandkachy1:
https://dailynigerian.com/continue-play-today-team-beat/

Shut the Bleep ck up. You didn't do well at all. Stop praising yourself. It's seems you have a very low IQ and low self esteem.
If you can't win ordinary Guinea how much more stronger teams like Ghana, Cape verd, South Africa

politicoNG:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2024/01/15/im-not-excited-by-my-teams-draw-against-super-eagles-equatorial-guinea-coach-micha/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

I no blame you, I blamed these stupid boys that failed to score you more than 4 goals

sucess001:
Chai.

our coach said we played a perfect game, guinea coach say he isn't satisfied.

You see how badly we have fallen?

I'm telling you, it's a total disgrace for us to say this against a WHOLE super eagles. When super eagles was super ...chai

Nigeria didn't try at allllll

DivinegiftofGod:
In Lagos you can only get 1 big tuber of yam for that 2500 or one medium size and a very small one put together for that amount with abeg.

I don't eat yam like that so I only had it once last year. This year I'm not sure if I'll even eat it. Don't even remember it exists.

Fried one with egg and pap/custard, thank me later. Remember yam is very good for the man in the other room

stagger:
So me that has been doing it for nearly 20 years is what? I even do it a lot more now because I have money and less worries. Does that make me unhealthy?

Who told you are OK??

Evolutionism:
Empty blvck skull.

Na wetin dem sabi pass be this.

Their mates arcross the Globe are breaking grounds with series of new Inventions and new Innovations by making the world a better and easy place to live.

But here we have an empty blvck skull showing off nonsense and rubbish after doing some frauds and stealing money meant for other people.

You sound so bitter, are you OK? How many have you invented? Since you don't have 2 wife's
Hypocrisy

2elliot:
I guess she does. But I don't think that will go well, because she talks very slow and inaudible because of the stroke; it affected her speech. Between, she has been bedridden for almost thirty years. It will be better to meet her in person instead.

OK but my location is Lagos. Meanwhile I think I will have the patient enough to speak with her

2day42moro:
So I stumbled on this site yesterday, a sex market place and I was in awe the way sex is freely traded in the place. Wonderful!

The site is Nigerian and offer sex services across the states and even countries around the world.

Having seen unimaginable things as regard to sex, I decided to stay longer and learn more from the site.

Both men and women trade sex freely in the place.

A man would post pictures of his sex organ and call for interested ladies to contact him to get "well-serviced".

And of course, girls dominate the site, displaying amazing bodies and sex organs freely.

I was thrilled - I won't lie.

Key things I learnt from the site.

1. Ridiculous amount of service charge: I saw girls listing prices as high as N50k, N100k and even N150k for a short time service - probably just one round.

Then they list as high as N200k, N250k or even N300k for all night service.

So others list like N300k, N400k or even more for a weekend thrill.

So I got confused and I'm tempted to ask, do men really pay this much for sex?

N400k that can drill a borehole for a community and someone spent it for just a weekend sex?

N200k that can pay hospital bill or pay school fees for those who don't have?

What made me believe men pay this much is because they come back for reviews and testimonials of how the whole experience went. Interesting site, no doubt.

2. Unprotected/raw sex practiced freely.

Girls on the site create portfolio for themselves where they display their delivered gigs. A particular girl posted over 20 live recorded videos during the act on her profile and all having raw with different men. If she by her profession not afraid of contacting HIV/STDs, why are the men not afraid too, knowing how many men this hooker has slept with unprotected?

I won't try that for any reason

Some of these are married men with wives at home but they sleep with a hooker without protection, making me to as, "what is the faith of their wives at home?

Na wa o.

Seriously, I have been speechless. This world has spoilt beyond redemption.

May God help the world.

What is your take on this?

What is the name of the site

JASONjnr:
Even second and third fruit them no go see shishi.




I've made lots of giveaway to people. I've paid WAEC fees for 20 students and I bought 5 of 50kg 4ice and shared to widows in a community around mely estate.


I believe in giving to the needy and not to some pastors. Pastors will take from these people and refused to empower them.

How can a church be after what you bring to the church.... Year-in year-out while their members are languishing in abject poverty.

Jasonjnr
I give you kudos to all your good work which is what God preach most in the Bible.
To cap it all, can I benefit a little from your benevolence? You brother don't even have any dime to get kids breakfast.
Thanks in advance.

paxonel:
from the man's story, if you ship a container to your country there is 100% chance that the ship will arive due to to advanced technology in shipping.
Why predicting 100% and call it a miracle, isn't that deception?

So what's stopped the ship never arrived till he met the man of God

paxonel:
Container arriving your country how is that a miracle, was that the first time it happened?
The man had predicted what could possibly happen and it happened by chance.

And you mean, you still had belief in men of God after they had locked themselves into safety too during the corona virus lockdown you forget so soon?

Omo,you art entered one shance psychologically.
When una one learn?

But why is this their prediction always coming through by chance, have you asked yourself which kind BY CHANCE be this?
It is called prophesy and miracles

2elliot:
About four years ago, someone poisoned me, and that made me to stool uncontrollably. I took virtually everything to stop it but it didn't. I had lost so much weight and could barely walk; I was dying. I was stooling on my body as most times I could barely make it to the toilet before the shit came out. Then, my mom later went and met a certain paralyzed woman who has some spiritual gift. The woman asked her to bring me. When my mom informed me, I refused. Even though my house is a walking distance to where the lady lives, I could not gather both the strength and mind to go as I may disgrace myself on the way or at the place.
Three times my went to report to her to possibly pray for me or give her a solution she could bring to me, but the woman still insisted I come by myself. She told my mom categorically that I was going to be fine if I walked to her place. So when my mom reported to me the last time, I had to take up courage to go. I was scared I would embarrass myself. My stomach kept rumbling nonstop. But I had to go. Fortunately, I went without any issues. I got there and the woman prayed for me and also informed me who poisoned me. I didn't even inform her about the supposed woman who did it. It was my neighbour on an Easter morning who brought some food to me. Earlier before then, I was owing a corporative union some money for over seven months which I didn't know she was a member. Things were rough for me at the time so I couldn't pay up completely. So she took it upon herself to punish me. I was shook when the old paralyzed woman told me this.
And God so kind, my constant stooling stopped. Normally, I couldn't stay up to 20minutes without discharging, but I was there with her for over an hour without the need to poo. That's how I was healed.
Though, as a stubborn goat that I am, I still doubted the miracle, I felt maybe it was at that point all the medications I had taken decided to work. But still, the coincidence is powerful, added to the fact that she made connection to my neighbour without me telling her about her. Truly amazing. Thank God say man don improve wella and sapa don don dey respect itself.

PS: for those who may wonder why she was unable to heal her own paralysis. She said that when she got the supposed gifts and started using them, she was constantly accused by people of being a witch when her prophecies especially the bad ones came to pass. So she stopped giving prophecies or using any of her gifts, that according to her brought about her punishment for disobedience.

Wow, wow. This is awesome miracle and I thank God for your instant healing.
Please does the woman have a phone number? I will be happy to have it so I can be healed same time.
Thank you in advance.

Lonestar124:
The thing is there is my container of goods am expecting from turkey for all for almost seven months, it is has not arrived in the country I based, until yesterday, my sister instruct me to call one of her family pastor to pray for me.

I was little redundant, but I later called him, he told me the goods will arrived on Tuesday next week..

He chastised me to be giving my tithes, which I don't do, me I don't believe in all these things as an atheist, but am beginning to change my mind the way I understand God.

Can you believe my agent called me this morning that the goods has just arrived Liberia my Based..

This is a true life story, I can not call this miracle a coincidence as I usually do ..am still surprised it happens the way the man of God proclaim it.. there is spiritual power my people.

Tomorrow I will be giving this testimony in any church in location...our God is Merciful indeed.

Never doubt what God can do with his faithful servants.. enjoy your day my fellow Nairalanders.

day


I really appreciate what God did for you through his beloved servant.
Please with all due respect, can I have the number of this Pastor for my own personal predicament.
Please I will be glad to get the number and I thank you in advance.

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ecolime:
The BBC article is bullshit.

The so-called disciples wailing are long term investors that are bitter the man's greedy wife took over the leadership of the church.

She made them jobless after spending their entire lives and resources building and investing in the church.

Money spinning business wey governing council aka. Disciples suppose dey use cash out, only the woman corner am come chase all the Oyinbos back to their countries empty handed.

If na me sef, I no go gree. CNN, BBC, Al-Jazeera, even Wazobia FM go carry am. We go scatter everywhere.

Hahaha..you have made my morning with laughter..

Olaolar:
Oboi .. fuel is now 1200 now.. say waiting happen ...
Stop subsidising and let buy fuel 200 nah just how many month now .. every just spoil finish OMG ..

So ba so we go dey live Everybody here just dey day Na wow Na wow...can't we start a protest

PerfectJUSTICE:
Good morning guys. I met this lady some years back and one thing led the other we stared living together. She is from north central why I am from the east. At first it was just sex but somehow it started developing to feelings (from her end though). The sex was so good that she became pregnant. She finally gave birth to a beautiful girl but we kept staying together. God knows I should have married her but I saw signs that I was very scared to commit my future with her kind...yes..her kind. She was too temperamental to the extent that whenever she's angry she goes for the kill. She once used a knife on my face that left a scare even till today. I can't count properties she has destroyed whenever that demonic anger is on her and she's extremely jealous. Her jealousy have pushed her one time to make me sleep outside in the cold even when I wasn't guilty of her accusation. It got to a point where I couldn't take it anymore and I had to tell her to go. I didn't know that was just the beginning of what she has in store for me.

The day I told her to go and that I am fed up, I left for work only to return to an empty apartment. She moved everything from the house and left just the rug for me. I cried. I tracked her to her sisters place and saw her but I didn't see any of my property. I wanted to take it up with her but some people adviced me that it was ok she left with the property than with my life. I left her and started afresh but I didn't stop caring for my daughter who is 5. I was still paying her school fees and still fed her (or will her say them). Truthfully this lady is not from a rich home. The mum and siblings are still in the village struggling.

I woke up to a new year call on the very first day of this year to hear that my daughter is now in the village with her struggling grandma and will not be returning anymore. I almost passed out. How? Why? She said if I needed to see my daughter again I should go to the village that she wanted to live a free life.

See what cohabitation have caused me. I feel depressed. Pained. The village doesn't have access. No network. I can't even reach anybody. I'm so very frustrated. What your advice please

NB: For those saying it's fiction because I wrote the village is inaccessible. A village where you will have to park your car and continue the rest of the journey with a boat is it easily accessible? A village where you will have to come outside before you can make or receive a call would you say that the village have network? Please I didn't come here to right you a fiction. This is real. If I show you a picture of me like now you will understand I'm practically loosing it. I only need your sincere advice hence I wrote this.

I'd this you post here is true, that means you are a compound fo ol. Okay.
You are reasoning with your useless third leg, ode

MayowaTallguy:
I swear

Rules number one. if you are cheating, never you sleep over or allow her do so.

Fatbam005:
If you want to be in control of your mind , do not venture into a business you don't know anything about . That 8m you are bragging about can suddenly become your nightmare. A word is enough for the wise

You just sounded so negative here. I don't why I perceived your comment that way. I sense it

SapaProMax:
I need answers

Confirmed Okay for me...no shit about it,.. For me

Jewessgratitud3:
Please, what is this image in my photo?


Yesterday I posted a throwback of my photo from seven years ago after Facebook posted it on my memory. After I posted it here, a Nairalander chardyni came and noticed the image asd asked me who's was that?... guys for the past seven years I never noticed that image was there for once. So I thought...
🤔 could he have edited and put it there because nairalanders never cease to amaze me. I quickly went to my photo gallery to check the original photo and still saw it there. I had to take it down and crop out that part in order not to derail my thread yesterday.

I called my twin and showed her, that wan begin dey fear 😂😂😂 say why should I bring up such pics this kind night? .. hmmm. I allayed her fears and dropped the call.

Please who can explain the image on the top left corner of this photo? The part I eclipsed in red.

Can I we see the full original picture so we can check and confirm something

Fiscus105:
If Emeka himself doesn't give recent interview, after several of such in the past wen he and ex were in court for divorce, nobody would talk about him again.

Since he is looking to be relevant in the media again and the only way he could do that his to come online to wash his private life in public in other to get emphaty for his dead career, his son forced out to completely shattered the remaining frigile situation, since the boy talked dirty about his father, Emeka has applied break, I'm sure from now, he will keep his mouth shut permanently on his marriage.

He is not the first to go on separate way in marriage, neither will he be the last, this year alone, several celebrities went on separate way. Yet, none washes their dirty linens in public except his fellow Igbo actor.


THE POST BELOW SHOWING THE IDIOT STILL BEGGING HIS EX WIFE AFTER SHE HAD LEFT AND BE WITH ANOTHER MAN TO COME BACK TO HIM IN 2015. FAST FORWAD TO 2023, MAD MAN COMES UP WITH ANOTHER STORY TO ATTRACT SYMPATHY.

You are the biggest fool I have seen here. Who are you to this couple? Can't you be reasonable enough to place your comments than ranting nonsense. In fact how old are you? Which I am not sure you know what is called marriage not to talk of divorce. You sounded so childish and immature here.
If you don't know exactly what to say, shut the f.ck up about divorce.

peggycious:
Hiiiiiii,just want to share a part of what i'm going thru.i'm a lady born in nigeria but grew up outside the shores.Met this guy and we clicked,we do things togeda,i share my time and resources with him.He is also a nigerian.We both passd our ACCA and finishd our masters.The problem now started when i got a lucrative job but hav to relocate in naija.He insisted i must not go and that i shld continue wiv ma debenham job till i get a bettr offr.He wrks with citibnk.i refused and came to naija.
since den,he dosnt pick ma calls and he wnt even call.if i call him wiv anoda number and he picks up,he ll bang d phn on mi.am really confused rite now, shld i go bk because of him and liv ma job?or shld i still giv him a chance to see if he ll be sober,or unlock ma hrt 4 anoda man,
Thanks to u all.waitn 4 ur respnce.

Leave your job for what? Is he the only man in this world? Focus on your job and control your feelings, after all you are mature.
We are here if you need a friend.

mariahAngel:
How do you mean friendship does not work for you?
Do people easily betray you or what?

When I mistakingly open up my personal affairs they will end up using it against me , meanwhile there's I know, will never be heard by anyone

DestinedForGrea:
Sometimes, I'm so intelligent. Other times, I'm plain dumb.

You are not alone ...Lol

Solofresh2:
I love being alone

I always wanted this kind of life inside my head but I end up not liking it. Why I wish such is because friendship does not work for me

UrgentNeeds:
How Much Would You Have Bought These Plantains In Your Area in Nigeria ?


Over Here in My Area - UGEP, Yakurr LGA, Cross River State - These Small Bunches of Plantains Go Between ₦400 to ₦600 Naira With "ZERO ABEG" if You Can Negotiate Well.


However; I didn't buy these ones as We Harvested Them From Our Backyard Farm @ Home.



Moral of This Thread: Year 2024 is Here Already; Let's All Endeavour To Cultivate Atleast One Food Crop To Help Foster Food Abundance in Nigeria. If Every Home Can Do This - The Poverty of Hunger And Starvation Which is The Root Cause of The Poverty of Insecurity of Human Lives And Properties in Nigeria will Gradually Diminish.



So, Over To You:


How Much Would You Have Bought These Sets of Plantains in Your Area ?

First of all I will never buy this type of plantain. It did not mature before pulling it down, so for it to ripe shows it was forced.

Anny69:
So insecure. Why marry her in the first place if you don't trust her? Mumu man.

I feel so sad for women who would've to pick among the nonsense men we have these days.

If I tell you THUNDER FIRE you because of your useless comment it will look like am wicked

onobire83:
I have 2 kids (boy and girl) with my wife in a marriage of 6 years , and I needed another child but my wife doesn’t (she went for family planning) what should I do?

Advice please

My brother if you reason with her based on your pocket, you may see her reasonable but of you are Odogwu..(sticking rich) still accept the idea. Cherish the 2 she gave you and how much more those with one. I have 2 don't wish to born another, for what?
Be cool with 2 bro, love and cherish your wife. The Devil you know is better than Angel You don't know.