₦airaland Forum

Beuberry:
He should tender public apology. He too dey play rubbish too much!
Person go think say as he fine reach he go sabi play ball like CR7.
Hope he's not poor in bed!
Cos man cannot be a poor player and a 40 secs minister!

Hanty 5Hours !! I halla you ohhh. My hands dey up ohhh. Continue....

carlleung:
They actually warned him but he never saw that coming through a crash. RIP

Do you the certain man with that name has been listed as one of the people who went for condolence at wigwe's father today. Hmm, this is too deep life.

xtianchris:
Very Correct. The guy betting $1000 use it to clean your Ass

you didnt make any sense ..what are you saying

Offpoint1:
Bullcrap skit.... With that distance your phone cam can't pick voice that loud. That's sound coming from external mics.



When I become the president I'm banning skits, churches and mosque.

If you're making a skit you most identify it in your intro scene. when everything becomes skit it becomes very difficult for people to tackle a real life situation and that's disastrous for our society,

List of things I will do as a president:

*I'm banning religion (All religous house will be converted to technical and researcher centers)

*All land will be forfeited, there will be no buying and selling of lands. If you want to build, land will be giving to you for FREE and you're entitled to just 1 plot or max of 2 plots, unless you're building a factory you'll have more plots (Land is a free gift from God, selling and buying is a crime against humanity and God.)

*I'm banning bride price, that shxt is a crime. If you love each and ready to settle down, let the both family come together and bless the union. I don't care if the price is N5, there's psychological effects to things tagged with price. Human is not for sales.

*No prison for criminals, like rapist, kidnappers, murderers, human traffickers, robbers and corrupt individuals. Public execution by hot boiling oil and it'll be televised.

*No individual will be allow to have more than 100m in his/her account. Once you have 100m, whatever you made will be invested into building the country.

*I'm scrapping NYSC, turn the scheme to a compulsory 1 year skill acquisition program for all graduates and once you're done you're entitled to FREE 1m and 5m loan if you wish to take it...and established yourself. You're to start paying back the loan after 5 years and you have 10 years to complete it.

*Agro and Tech will be the new oil

*until the country is stable, no one will be allow to have more than 2 kids. Children might be blessings from God and the same time a threat to the society if you breed them like rats without the capacity to train them.

I have too many things to I will change.

Many people might not understand the sense you are making here this is almost what Gaddafi had in mind and he almost achieved it. Kudos to your reasoning man

Maks27:
She’s a girl I love very much but our relationship hasn’t gone real far . She told me this of recent with evidence for me to know it’s real and true
What do I do?
She said I shouldn’t hurt her that things will go well for me
I need advice from Matured Nairalanders on this matter


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If what she said is true, like that dey. Many women and men are from the water, it does not literally means she is a mammy water as we usually imagine as a spirit but the message sge is trying to pass to you is that she is from water. And most times the bring good luck to their spouse or husband if you threat and show them most affection and caring. It is real.

vinexe:
bro please I opened this page.. not because of u... But if u have nothing to say please stay away... I know that some will say somethings to hurt me.. some will also give advice.. please don't come and add to my pain's... About the English... Was English my language?.. if u can understand my English stay away from my post...

Listen Man....never you listen or respond to any negative contribution here, I literally feel your pain. Even if is fake no problem but I know you are telling the truth here. I feel what you went through.
So be courageous in life and always be positive in all you do.

chopnaira:
The combination of Simon, Lookman, and Osimhen were good for the attack, and they always mounted pressure on the opponent's defence. But the moment Simon was benched for reasons best known to the coach, I kind of sensed we will be losing the game.


In a country of over 200 million people, iwobi was the best we had to offer.

DonBenny77:
A lazy bastard like Iwobi doesn't deserve to touch nations cup trophy.
Carry heavy weavon dey run like woman no strength, no aggression, zero ball recovery, misplaced passes. Spits!
What a weaklink

God bless you

Catapault:
Thanks. What I saw happened after the game.

My brother I saw that particular side and got the message as you narrated

Catapault:
After the game, the camera showed Uzoho on the bench, and he had the look of

''SHEBI UNA DON SEE UNA TOP KEEPER NAU?

SEE EASY BALLS WEY HIM SUPPOSED STOP.

OYA MAKE UNA COME CARRY CUP WIN NAU!! IDIOTS!!''

You are absolutely right, you are very smart as I was. I saw it on his face, no remorse even he was about laughing before camera went off.

orohbiro:
Even if we qualify by mistake go final Ivory coast go use us shine

Fool with lowest spirit to succeed in life

Righthussle:
Tinubu should just ban nacking until the economy is better. Make people no bring innocent children come this world come suffer. Nigeria na the poverty capital of the world.

you are a very bad boy.....voice of PST suleman

[quote author=Eunoiaa post=128207707][/quote]Haa talk na...you just dey book space

Weretuntun:
a guy come and meet me yesterday,that he love me,and that he ready to pay me 5million and other benefit if i accept his offer to gay act,
i am shocked beyond uttering a words

You be mugu oh, you suppose to have collected his number and milk him out of that change with enough black mail because he will face 14yrs jail term.
If you see such opportunity again abeg get number for me

nnadychuks:
Soaking garri wey I Dey enjoy na dis OP Dey call weird… omo OP take time o 😂😂

For the past 2hours I have been on this post looking for the weird food but I found nothing, apart from from the pictures and list you made, where are the Weird food

RisenObinna:
I saw the pm and I replied with the link.
Check your mail.

Please I didn't get it. Help me send it here

robertnnamdi5050@gmail.com

RisenObinna:
send a pm

You know I tried to send you PM but it didn't go, help me with that telegram link so I can check for the cay/uber

Experienced:
Company Driver

Please how much do they pay. Al'so I live at majek

RisenObinna:
You might, send a pm

Have done it

RisenObinna:
Send a PM let me send you a link on telegram you can join and apply for jobs that suit what you said you can do...?
Also, don't limit your applications to web development jobs.
If you're in Lagos, it will be better for you.

I am a driver with 20yrs expreience. Can I get a car for Uber/higher purchase on the telegram link?
Who knows where open door is

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Experienced:
Do you have a good knowledge and experience about driving ?? This job opportunity can be yours.

We currently need an Experienced Driver

Applicant should be living within Ibeju Lekki, Ajah or nearby areas

Every Interested Person should send his Cv to 080-5199-6882 Or Send your CV to Internationalhomes2023@gmail.com and our HR Team will get in touch with you

Is it a personal driver or company's driver ? And what type of car is that if I may ask?

SharingIsLife:
Don't make it seem as if nairaland is a headquarter of stupidity. Someone asked a question, but instead of you to attempt answering it you start making a joke of it. If you don't know the answer, respect yourself and get out of the way. These trashy attitudes on the streets of Nigeria is why this country is like this.

What do you mean? Why are you attacking ? Are you inside his head, he just told you what he knows the cap with and you are busy calling him names. Please stop talking like a troublesome person

Elzazzi:
I will try and make this brief and please ignore the errors.

I was with my close friend yesterday evening. While we were chilling together, a call came in on his phone. it was his cousin that called telling what had happened and also seeking his advice. Now this is what happened, this his cousin has been dating this lady for about a year I think and he has already proposed to her and even took her to his parents and siblings. He also visited the lady family and did some introduction. Now April this year has been chosen for the wedding ceremony proper and a date has been fixed. This is where trouble started.

My friend cousin created a WhatsApp group for his wedding ceremony, he added all his friends and some of his classmates to this group so they can join hands and make his wedding day memorable. He posted his wedding IV to the group and some pictures of him and the lady, one of his old time classmate recognized her and immediately called him for a private meeting for urgent discussions.


He visited him the next day and this guy told him everything about his fiancée. How she used to be a stripper in Lagos clubs years back and how he and his friends had wild 3some with her. She used to base in Lagos as a call girl but relocated to Abuja and that’s where she met my friend cousin. After all these revelation this guy was in deep pain as he had already gone far with the weeding preparations. Of course his old time classmate advised him not to marry her, but this guy loves her so much and he is in a big dilemma of what to do next. As he thinking of leaving the country and go start life with her elsewhere.

Can such past truly be overlooked?

After my friend explained everything to me, I was just short of words but of course I advised he shouldn’t marry her. What advice would you give him in such a situation my fellow Nlanders ?

See......basically and emphatically that past will definitely hunt that guy down. As long as he had gotten little knowledge of the hidden truth, one way or the other that truth will hunt down. If he like let him travel far away to Bahamas, it will come calling, subconsciously it will affect that marriage. But if he had no idea about this, I put it to you things might not fall out.
You see this life and human nature are 2 funny things, as long as the news has entered into his head, one way or the other it will not go well

gameova:
Not really
But humans are made different so you never can tell

My friend give advice comot for road and stop beating around the bush.

Peakdesign23:
Focus on your current relationship.

Which relationship Shut d fuc k up there. Does any human being in Nigeria value relationship? Every woman here does not go where the will suffer, literally every woman here does not know what is called Love of Chill

finallybusy:
We dated in the past. She japa’d from the country seven years ago. She severed all forms of communication since then. I’ve dated two other women after that and healed from the heartbreak. I’m now with a third.

She unexpectedly called me last week, saying she’s in Nigeria for two months and is willing for us to tour around the country together. Should I fulfill this wish or focus squarely on my current relationship?

If you fail to take my candid advice I will never forgive you.
First of all, declare bankruptcy to her before proceeding. Never you fall for any woman again to avoid heartbreak.
2condly, the present Nigerian economy is very bad...rush immediately and follow, enjoy and catch cruise with her while it last. You have to code your movement but if the current one wish never to mind her business and discover your tour with her, so be it.
The most important thing you should learn to do in your life is SELF LOVE. Let yourself be your priority.
Even if you no go tour your current girl will still break your heart so long as you are not ready to marry her now.
In fact for you to ask this question shows you have not learnt anything yet from women.
I repeat, never you fail to catch your fund with this Yankee ex girl or else you will definitely regret it in a short while.
Advice from 45yrs old man and the best thing that can happen to you.
Shalom. I'm waiting to hear from your fun places.
Peace

GGIA:
I sure say if the thing open you go smash

See....that chick is beautiful, very fine gurl. Once she stop training for just 1month you will not believe her appearance, same thing is applicable to men like Uzoho

Lol

Jennyclay:
That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a criminal .

An armed robber is also a murderer, and a murderer is also a rapist and a kidnapper.

And you are all of them Mr Man!!

Biko, he should be sentenced to life imprisonment!!

Criminal!! Nonsense men!!

Sentence wetn Haa...this one don go like that. Just few days after questioning they will take him to back yard and rest will be history

Promismike:
2011 when I finished my NYSE. A pastor duped me of my 180k.

The truth is their are real pastors even as the fake ones are many.

Maybe one has go first and consult juju to know the real one....? Very funny world