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[quote author= post=84438069]Our brief absence (which will continue for a while) is all for good and more growth by God's able Grace.
God bless you.
God bless Nigeria[/quote]thank God all is well.
the more reason I missed you "our", "we".
just felt some worth disturbed when those kalahari forest men that awkwardly strolled and wobbled their way beyond borders into Nigeria were busy saying and running their unbridled tongues.

[quote author= post=84437153]Soundcity don vex STARBOY [/quote]thank God you're back, all smiles.
where have you being all this while!?
really missed you around the forum.
hope it wasn't a ban!?
those naughty modes and banbanment everywhere.

Truthbites:
I am not understanding your comment, please can you recapitulate?

I've done justice to it, the word "hates" was missing, it was a typo.

tsephanyah:

Witches are the bane of our lives in Nigeria, and that’s a fact! After spending years avoiding them by not going to the village or having anything to do with our illiterate relatives (because those people are prone to witchcraft), it appears that these people simply refuse to leave us alone! They’ve moved their ministry to towns and cities all across the country.

As if we don’t have enough to deal with, everything is going to hell in a hand-basket! There are the feminists, the gays, the Illuminatis and all sorts that we have to battle with on cyberspace, now the witches are trying to take over!

Don’t get us wrong, we know that witches don’t really exist, it’s just that they do! They eat pregnancies, kill children, steal destinies, make people’s private parts disappear and sometimes make announcements in their websites concerning political parties!.

Witches have taken over
to help you identify all the witches that might have moved into your neighbourhood, churches, offices or (horror!) homes. These helpful tips might be the saviour of your destiny, and maybe some money because you won’t have to take these people to spiritual leaders (who might charge you an arm and a leg because money is the vehicle of the ‘good news’ or is it that money is the root of all evil? But we won’t worry about those distinctions now)

The steps:

Skin tone: the first thing you have to do when meeting new people is to gauge their skin tones. As we all know black is the colour of evil, so how many shades of black is this black person you’re meeting? Is it warm brown? Dirty brown? Black-black? Dirty black? Blue-black? Night black? B-b-b-b-b-black!? The darker the skin tone of a person, the more likely they are to be witches. There are some yellow witches too but those ones are related to Mammy-Wata, so we won’t bother with those just yet. On the other hand, too much of a good thing is bad. So, those extremely yellow persons, who look as if they are newly ripened mangos, might just be witches!

Age- this is another telling indicator of witchcraft. Really old people are witches! Honestly! Look at it this way, Nigeria is the worst country in the world to grow to a ripe old age! Studies have it that the life expectation of an average Nigerian is forty years. What with the bad roads, terrible to non-existent health-care facilities, lassa fever, etcetera, forty years is even too long! So why would anyone dare to live for more than 60years and then get wrinkled and stooped, and black and talking to themselves and confessing to witchcraft… in saner climes some of these old people would have even been diagnosed with dementia, or Alzheimer’s, or depression, but luckily we are Nigerians and sanity is not our strong suit. All old people, including your granny, are witches! Avoid them at all costs! Encourage your children NOT to visit their grannies, aka your parents, because ALL OLD PEOPLE ARE WITCHES!

… Wait a second, young people are witches too! Yes we said it! Especially those ill-educated young girls from the villages.
*To be continued*

it is surprising you could take your time to type this gory and useless stuff from your skull.

we leave in Nigeria and a property show is being organized for us in canada!?

Ryan03:
I have a lady I work with at my place of work, she is passing through some difficulties and I asked her permission to post this here.


She is 23years old, will be 24 by January. Dating a boy who just turned 23 this year September, he also work in the same place with her and they are in same level. Recently, one of our boss came to the station, saw the lady and concluded that she will make a good wife for his brother who is in the same job but serves in Lagos and in a far higher position than her. The said guy will be coming to Benin to see her, they have spoken on phone and now she is beginning to have double mind


She is worried if her boyfriend will be ready for marriage before she is 30 with the way society is putting pressure on ladies above 30 or what if he changes his mind and finds someone else later? Because this won't be the first or second person she will be turning down. What is your view on this

she should sit the known lover down then talk things over, to ascertain where and what they are really up to.
she knows this in/out unlike the distance one you don't know and distance won't allow her discover him until they get wedded.

would they listen?
this madness is gone too deep.

Kalapizim:
It was the only logical thing to do as they were closer to Uk aunty, which one is landing in Abuja a death trap ?

I just imagine how an individual would hate him/herself so badly. she believes she hates her country, forgetting she is the country.
sane country sane people. sane people begot sane country.

.................... you brought it all on yourelf. you don't like fat women but you've got to like what you get.
some many workout could be done at home that would burn down and burn out fat.
in life we fall victim of what we know so unfortunate. we hear this things every minute but turn out being a victim the next second.
like the first comment said, you are defending the ACT with the word LOVE, as such nothing candid is sure from us.
Love is real and a pill for all ills.

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LifeMapEmpire:
Poster, you be man wey sabi... Correct coverage! We are sending you to Sambisa forest to cover happenings for us....

Lol

well deserved honour, appointment and posting.

dog taking honour that belongs to men.

drjprince:
oga go and sit down joor

I won't sit joor

drjprince:
because when you buy am Im go start to spark

What advice did you expect from a Tecno marketer

Get the redmi 6a that is what my aunty is using

because your ant uses it everyone must use it?

................. inside life crew come and see something o.

every nominee stands a chance.
getting nominated is all that matters.

if she is having the premonition, the better she ends it now than allowing for a story that would touch and breaks the heart.

na so huawei make mouth promising August this December.
on the look out o, wishing them success.

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let go off him, loose him to gain him. if he is truly yours he will sure come looking for you.
be yourself, don't struggle to keep him, give a break to become a winner order than being a loser.
don't make people trust you but be sure of yourself and leave to battle with their perception about you.
coal is always meant to gold somewhere else, we all have our past.

even with you spouse?

Rasmega:
Africans and their stupid primitive thinking.

I outrightly disagree with not because I'm in support of this tradition but for you mentioning Africa like we are worse for it.
India still practices the CASTE tradition, there is still segregation within them pulling their class.
racism is just one worse osu system than any other. are racist not being primitive and backward? apartheid and xenophobia is another form of osu. don't let us talk ourselves down everytime though we can get better and put those primitiveness behind us.
I do believe in this osu or caste thing, if this so called osu man is supper rich and turn around the fortune of their clan or the entire village........town, won't the family or village head sellout?

[quote author=ZombieTERROR post=84289900][/quote]you mean that is the same hook in your akamu brain, leaving nonfunctional!?
sorry about that, a surgeon will do justice to it.

Olamsoh:
They should first revive the economy

how do you revive the economy if the key sectors aren't functioning?
how do you create job when some sectors has gone moribund and the working ones are experiencing redundancy?
don't allow the hate in you becloud your sense of reasoning.

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vanity crew would relate better here.


inside life crew, resume to your duty post o.

BeachTime:
I'm not a builder ,just a lover and collector of modern architecture. These homes are not as expensive. The designs are simple and minimalist. The psychology of modern architecture is the color combination(mostly white or light grey ) ,Square or rectangular shapes ,concrete rooftops and large glass windows.

great to know there is a collector of modern architecture.
but to realistic how much would the least structure on display go for?

can someone tell me this won't make fp.!?

BeachTime:
What do you mean?

you mean, you don't understand my comment?

............... nice structures but e take style pass our level for now. I keep praying God should bless my little effort to attain this status.
your would equally be blessed.

that is the part to greatness. is doesn't come that easy and smooth.
it is human for you to feel the way you've done.
you battle for ajaokuta not to be sold came to fruition.............for that alone I say Kudos. the best compensation from your people should have being this seat.
success some other time.

gidgiddy:
This is very foolish reasoning. A group that is organized to expose impunity and human rights abuse are the ones you are saying are a destabilizing factor? Amnesty international has exposed the humans rights abuse and torture of suspects detained by US forces in Afghanistan. What happend next? The US Congress held a full hearing on the matter and the Soldiers were charged to court. That is how things are done in civilised countries

Amnesty international has exposed several human rights abuse and extra-judicial killings by the Nigerian armed forces. To this day, nobody has been called to book.

The matter of Sowore is for the courts to decide, but to criminalise him even before the courts have reached a judgement, is going too far


The so called revolution that they claim Sowore called for, what was he going to actualise it with? Catapult? Before you talk about revolutions or coup, the person or group in question must be armed. Has anyone ever seen Sowore with arms? If he is not armed then it means that the revolution of Sowore does not go beyond talking and street protest.

you mentioned Afghans detained by us army as prisoners of war, compare sowore and Co were termed "prisoners of conscience" does that make any meaning to you.
that alone has done no good to the purpose. why would amnesty international call them prisoner of conscience when it knew quite well they were fighting the course of all.
in retaliation you don't need arms and ammunition to start or fight the course.