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toba: If u are an eraser then u will soon finish cos if seun continues to use u. you'll be reducing by the day sad sad sad sad sad sad

Bros, for life anything wey get beginning must to get end

Moreover, no be my paale get NL but for now I remain loyal

Back to topic (make e no be like sey I come derail), who u think sey go win this year Project Fame and why?

toba: buhahaha. u don find me come my crib.

i see u are now the overseer of this section. isokay

all iswell

My brotha, na so we see am o

I am nothing but eraser in the hands of Seun

puskin: MTN is the cheapest...... call rate/call wise network now, if U doubt it, ask ur grandpapa for village.

You, the subscribers complained, they(MTN) listened.......what else, una don dey complain of the promo being too much again.
Please, complain of the data bundles so that they(MTN) can do promo too in that direction.

amblors: Their data service has been very poor for several months now, most youths @ least looking for a great all round performance. Number portability if it does work wuld b d death of em

^^
And that's the reason number portability may not be a reality anytime soon

Also, I find it funny most NLDers diss MTN yet any recharge card vendor will tell you "na MTN card dey move pass for market"

Shey na ghosts dey buy all these MTN credit units?

Fhemmmy: I can help you check for a 12-Cell Lithium battery, but to now be sure it comes with Battery indicator, i cant promise that, Sir . . But will check

debosky: 100k per day from advertising on nairaland??

Seun is raking in the money big time!

Semidee abi you sef dey collect cut? Abeg settle your bro abeg.

Debo, garri don spoil your eye. Look well, na N10,000/day (Ten Thousand Naira) not N100,000

Me thinks it's a fair price. As per the settlement level, I go see you for area

Seun: Dear Sirs & Madams,

There are 10 advert slots on Nairaland. Each advert slot costs ₦10,000 per day.
The ads on these slots will be shown on every public post/topic page on Nairaland.

For each slot, we will require up to 4 full-color banners 154 pixels wide and
95 pixels tall, in the PNG format, and a web page that each one should link to.

If you need help with designing suitable ads, this thread might interest you:
https://www.nairaland.com/1054718/results-web-banner-design-contest

When you're ready to place your ad, please send an e-mail to
(cc: nairaland@gmail.com) indicating:
1) Your real name, phone number, company name (if applicable), and website.
2) The name and description of the products and services you want to advertise.
3) The number of ad slots you'd like to buy and for how long.

Thanks for your interest in advertising on Nairaland.

Best Regards,
Seun Osewa.

Seun: We're not abandoning Adsense completely, but for now we want to run with this new approach and see where it takes us

Fhemmmy: ^^^ I will be able to get you the HP Pavilion DV6000 laptop serie, but i cant promise specifically HP Pavilion 6899ei, since i buy in Canada, and that ei code dont seems to be one of the ones that we have in Canada . . ., Also, please note will be almost impossible for me to be able to know if the laptop will come the type that comes with indicator light for the battery level ( But every laptop do come with battery level at the top right corner.

Fhemmy, IT'S REPLACEMENT BATTERY TO REPLACE THE BAD BATTERY OF MY LAPTOP I'M TALKING ABOUT AND NOT THE FULL LAPTOP O.

Please go back and check for 12-Cell Lithium ion battery (lasts for 6 hrs) the type with indicator light. Expecting your reply soon.

lucabraski: I bought a brand new laptop and brought it home. I came back from work and found most of the letters on the keyboard on top the table.

I couldn't understand what or how it happened. On questioning my 7yrs old daughter, she said the househelp used knife to uproot the letters on the keyboard, as according to her, the letters were not arranged alphabetically. In the process of her uprooting the keys, many of the sitting were broken.

The laptop cost me 160k, which I am yet to payoff.

I had to leave the house for some hours to calm my temper down before I know what to do.

I am yet to come up with a befitting punishment.

Lagos State Government has threatened to prosecute and jail any motorist found to be driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol, saying that not less than 441 drivers have so far tested positive to marijuana and cocaine usage in the screening recently conducted by the state government.

The state Commissioner for Health, Dr. Jide Idris who threatened sanctions against erring motorists at a news briefing yesterday, said the state government was not relenting in educating drivers on dangers associated with consumption of alcohol while on the wheels.

According to him, “So far we have screened 2002 drivers with the following results obtained; 781 were found to be driving under the influence of alcohol; 601 were found to be hypertensive; 441 were positive to psychotropic drugs, especially cocaine and marijuana; 940 were screened for visual impairment and 13 percent had to be given special glasses”.

The commissioner said given the grave consequences of driving under such influences, the state government had no option than to invoke section 21, subsection 1 of the state traffic law which prescribes a conviction fine of N100,000 or two years imprisonment or both on the offenders.

Idris lamented that road accidents have become one major cause of deaths in the country, noting that the state government cannot achieve the desired health indices if it ignores the menace of deaths by road accidents.

He said,” Alcohol and substance abuse have been documented as a cause of road traffic accidents and several studies have shown that an intoxicated driver is a danger to himself , his passengers and other road users.”

Idris said a major breakthrough was recently recorded in the sensitisation campaigns in the motor parks against irresponsible driving with a Memorandum of Understanding signed with Guinness Nigeria Plc.

He added that the partnership by both parties is geared towards changing people’s attitude to alcohol to reduce the menace of harmful consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Also speaking, the state commissioner for Transport, Kayode Opeifa lamented the number of accidents recorded mostly over the weekend on Lagos roads caused by excessive drinking by motorists.

He explained that government is focusing on motor parks to make the awareness campaign effective because of its involvement in mass transportation of people to various destinations within and outside the state.

Opeifa explained that the new Road Traffic Law was meant to return sanity and ensure discipline among the road users.

Aggrieved natives of Bakassi Peninsula yesterday stormed Abuja, the Federal Capital Territory in a bid to convince the Federal Government to take necessary steps to review the International Court of Justice ruling that ceded the oil-rich area to Cameroun 10 years ago.

But neither President Goodluck Jonathan nor the Attorney General of the Federation, Mr. Mohammed Adoke, was in Abuja to listen to the embattled Bakassi indigenes, who claimed to have been armed with new incontrovertible facts to aid the government in pressing for the reversal of the ICJ judgement in Nigeria’s favour.

Both Jonathan and the AGF are in New York for the first-ever High-Level Plenary Session of the United Nations on the Rule of Law, which opened on Monday.

The Bakassi indigenes pointed out that the information at their disposal was enough to swing the ICJ to reverse its October 10, 2002 ruling in favour of Nigeria and pleaded with President Jonathan not to listen to the enemies of Nigeria who claim that the issue had been laid to rest.

The Coordinator of the ‘Save Bakassi Group’ in the FCT, Mr. Solomon Inameti, told Vanguard that they were ready to assist the Federal Government with fresh evidence that was not available at the time of the judgment.

Inameti said, “we have 100 new information and we are ready to give to the Nigerian Government to use and approach the ICJ and conveniently pursue this case to a logical conclusion.

“To the best of our knowledge, the evidence is concrete enough to secure us victory at the ICJ and the Federal Government can take us for our words.

“We went out of our way to secure this vital information that was not there before to assist the Federal Government because we believe that it is in our own interest to continue to remain in Nigeria.

“Let us make it categorically clear that no matter what happens we will not accept Cameroun as our own country. Subjugating us to Cameroun would not only be humiliating but dehumanizing to us and our generations yet unborn.

“Anyone who thinks that we the people of Bakassi can come under Cameroun is wasting time because that will not work. We are ready to go to the United Nations and seek a referendum on where we want to be and how we should be administered.

“If the Federal Government of Nigeria does not want us we will approach the UN at the end of October 10, 2012 to seek the way forward for ourselves and our respective communities in Bakassi,” Inameti said

Fhemmmy: Please remind me of the Inquisition and i will with the speed of Jet work on it for you, Sir . . Apologies for any over-sight, we are humble.

semid4lyfe: @ Fhemmy,

Sorry to post off-topic, but can u help in getting from overs a HP Pavilion DV6000 laptop series (specifically HP Pavilion 6899ei) 12-cell Lithium battery, the type that comes with indicator light for the battery level?

If YES, how much will it cost me?

chelseabmw: Two questions for you

1. What is ur point?
2. What happened to other coaches who did not call him up?
3. Are you a mikel hater?
4. Are you a manutd supporter?