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FBS:
This "letter" only confirms that NFF did the right thing by getting rid of Sir Amodu the coach.
It confirms that Amodu was never meant to coach The SE in the first place.

Not sure if NFF did the right thing by getting rid of Amodu Shuaibu but I agree with you he shouldn't have been appointed in the first place. . . . .that person should have been Samson Siasia. . . .I also opine that Samson Siasia should have been appointed to assist/help or replace Amodu Shuaibu instead of Lars Lagerback but the NFF made it clear the door was not open to SiaSia so foreign coach it was.
Having said this, of all the foreign coaches that were interviewed, Lars Lagerback was my preferred choice. . . .so far he hasn't dissapointed as I like what I'm hearing. . . .he has said many of the players in the current squad don't merit been in the team and that is VERY TRUE. . . .I just hope he'll match words with action.

Btw. . .shebi na 2morrow we dey play DR Congo? Make person set up the thread abi una don give up on the Eagles and no dey watch their matches anymore?

I no dey vote jack $h!t. . . .if u like upload, if u like no upload. . . .na your problem be that.
Btw. . .is the OP the same person as Ofokasibe & Punchlinee?

whiteroses:
excuse my ignorance football newbie here, but i heared SA football cup is very soon, out of curiosity i asked who were even the nigerian players and my brother tried to describe them as easy as he can and said its the guys that played Ghana the other time is it true? are those the super eagles people talk about? well they look like young labourers, they need to be replaced asap!, i'm becoming more and more interested in football and im looking forward to watching nigeria next time its on

With all due respect, please stick to the romance section.

Ibime:
Brilliant letter. . . your letter is the reason why we should have hired[b] SiaSia [/b] who knows all these things.

I kinda agree with you on SiaSia but isn't the FACT that SiaSia is of your ethnic stock part of the reasons why you wanted him to be coach?

This thread is full of grammar & too much technical B.S.

Dear Lars
How are you? Hope you're enjoying your stay in my country so far? I know you'll say YES afterall you're bunking in a 5-star hotel, eating choice food and been chaffeur driven everywhere, lol.

Anyway, I'm writing this open letter to intimate you of some FACTS about our dear National Team, the Super Eagles and also to show you the WAY FORWARD with the team. I am sure you have DSTV and HiTV in your hotel room and like most Nigerians who suffer from 'European football clubs supportership syndrome' you must have watched the match between Chelsea & Manchester City this past weekend. . .Well, I hope you have seen Mikel Obi for what he truly is, a big 'otu' and a complete MISFIT. . . .as a DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER, he lacks positioning, doesn't mark well, doesn't break-up opposing attacks or win balls and shield the defence while as an ATTACKING MIDFIELDER, he lacks initiative & ambition, lacks pace & is f.ckucking slow & lethargic, dilly-dallies on the ball too much & too long, plays unprogressive  backwards football and can't run with the ball at his feet. He is also not an attacking threat on HIS OWN like a good AM should be. The only thing he excells at is PASSING the ball BACKWARDS. . .In fact, he's SO GOOD at it that if he had an empty opposing goal post in front of him, he'll pass backwards to a team mate instead of playing the ball into the net. Suffice it to say, Mikel is a complete  MISFIT in Midfield. . . .Please, I'll be glad if you could restrict his a$$ to the bench in the Super Eagles

I have also heard you said the best players are not in the Super Eagles. . .I agree with you 100%. . . .Infact you need to drink Star 'Lagarbeer' and shine your eyes wella o. . . .Don't be decieved by the facade of our players and their clubs o. . . .Our best players aren't necessarily in big clubsides or playing regularly for their clubs. For example, Yobo is OUR HIGHEST PROFILE CENTRAL DEFENDER in terms of clubside but he isn't our best and shouldn't start ahead of the trio of Shittu, Apam and Adeleye. . . .Infact, Yobo is a CALAMITOUS & LAZY defender who sets silly & unnecessary OFF-SIDE traps instead of CLOSE-MARKING opposing attackers. Echiejile is also better than Taiwo at LEFT BACK despite the fact that the latter plays for Marseille. At RIGHT BACK, any of Olubayo Adèfemi or Chibuzor Okonkwo (Forget the fact that he's home-based. . .he's played against Messi, Babel, Di Maria, Altidore etc and performed well) will do. 

Also our best DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER isn't Dickson Etuhu or Olofinjana. . .bone the fact that they play for Fulham and stoke abi na Hull city respectively. . .Our best '4' is actually Sanni Kaita & he sits on the bench for his Russian club.

Forget Fat-Yakuselesses' awesome goal record in the premiership. . . .he's immobile, slow & sluggish, lacks close ball control, lacks sharp turning, hides behind defenders, doesn't run into space/free himself or make runs off the ball and worst of all he couldn't score if he was left with the ball on the goal line in front of an empty post. . . .no let im 20 sumtin' age for im passport decieve u o. . .that guy is actually 40 years too old. . . .Kanu is playing retirement football in Portsmouth. . . .surely you don't have him in your plans, do you?. . . .You should call up young energetic strikers like Victor Moses of Wigan & Stefano Okaka of Fulham. . . .if dem do yanga, try convince them. . . .shebi u be foreign coach na? You fit also try convince Nedum Onuoha too. . .im be utility defender so im go be good catch too. . . .hmmm, what else? Please re-invite Femi Ajilore & Micheal Eneramo back to the team and u also need to give the following U-17 players - Ramon Azeez, Abduljeleel Ajagun, Fortune Chukwudi, Sanni Emmanuel a look-in in preparation for the WC. Don't forget their  senior colleagues like Rabiu Ibrahim, Lukman Haruna, Kingsley Udoh, Obiora Nwankwo & Alex Nkume too. Even the home-based players must feature prominently in your plans. . . .Players like Ike ThankGod, Osas Idehen, Bello Kofoamorta, Valentine Nwabili, Josiah Maduabuchi, Osanga King, Jonah Abutu etc must be given a fair chance to make the team to South Africa.

I hear sey u dey stadium for Abuja when Falconets humiliate those yeye S.African's. . . .that's a good start. . . .abeg, try dey go round our league venues once in a while to see things for yourself & unearth some gems. . .abi wetin u go dey do for Naija from now till June?Finally, finally u must give standing orders for players like Obinna Nwaneri, Kanu & Olofinjana to be shot if they come within 50 miles of your camp site. . . .Lest I forget u gats strip Yobo of his captainship (cos he's a disgrace to the arm-band) & make Osaze (cos of seniority) or Danny Shittu (He's the unofficial captain of the team anyway. . . .he plays with zeal & passion, motivates the team, is outspoken & is not afraid to clear the f.cuck up of any player on the pitch) the substantive captain. You must also nöt condone indiscipline, late arrival to camp & must be very careful the way u relate/deal with the NFF cos they may want to impose players on you. . . .I'm sure you're man enough to say NO when & if this does happen.

Take this my advice & I see you and by extension our Super Eagles/Nigeria having a very successful outing in SA 2010.

Finally, welcome to Nigeria. . .the Country of Great people and where the NAIRA bill is powerful. 

Welcome! Ekabo! No o! Do!

Lol. . .TTpod has to be the most uploaded app on this thread.

v3:
j2n

ttpod patch pls?

Not sure if this patch is for hacked phones or unhacked phones. . .try it and see if it works.
http://www.fzdownloads.com/attachments/18/2/10/1257010900-frendz4m.com-Patch4run_TTPod.zip

aieromon:
@semid4lyfe
MAV(trev)OR
Hmm,that's why you feelin' funny.lol

Talk anything wey u like. . . .na you get your mouth, lol

Mavor:
IS NOT ME O!!! I don't have time to open 10 usernames like Infoseye. I guess the guy is a big fan of mine

Shuo! Shey dem talk sey na u? Laugh wan kill me die!

efepro:
@semid, thanks 4 your contributions so far; and sorry 4 your posting privileges, The relationship b/w jack & renee is nt going to burgeon in2 anything fruitful;it's nt going 2 b fruitful nt becos of Audrey's father made-believe that jack is jinxed with women.that was his egotistic perception, jack is alright, the nature of his job wil nt allow tht, think of Tony & michelle,chloe and morris and the relationships tht existed b\w other CTU agents.None of them pan-out well

Efosa, I know sey na philosophy you study but must you think like a philosopher all time? Too much philosophizing no good o. . . .Anyway, just in case u've forgotten Jack & Renee ain't exactly full time employees of CTU? Me just want make the thing end on a happy note for Jack nah. . .Make e no end like season 1 wey im wife die, season 5 wey chinko intelligence kidnap am go China or Season 6 wey im begin dey look im reflection for water. . .the guy don too suffer abeg . . .Nothin' bad in this season ending on a happy note for him IMO, lol.
BTW. . .come online make we chat.

4llerbuntu:
E DEY TAKE FOREVER? LAILAI. REVIEW AM AGAIN.

Review wetin?. . . .na today I dey use am? Anyway, by forever. . .I mean it doesn't connect as fast as other tunnelling apps. . .that's all.

mavtrevor:
Tor rocks, for your configurations call me now!

Why do I feel funny about this dude?

Lol. . . . .laugh wan kill me die. . .see as Chelsea fans dey sulk. . . .me no dey support any team but I doubt if Chelsea will win the league this season. Btw. . . .shey una don see sey Mikel na big 'otu'. . . .defensive midfield, the guy no sabi cos im no get positioning and sabi mark. . . .to play attacking midfield, the guy slow like snail and na error. . . .in short, the guy na complete misfit. . . .good for nothing player. . . .it's a good thing Lars Lagarback has said the best players are not in the Super Eagles. . . .I hope he watched this match and saw Mikel for what he truly is. . . .a fkcuc.king slow, lethargic, ambitionless, forward-never & unprogressive midfielder who is satisfied with passing only. . . .can't wait to see Mikel's a$$ been benched in the Super Eagles, lol.

Olisa4all:
Did i c obesere's name on d list,dis ought2b interesting. .

Yeah me too. . . You suppose see the big smile wey envelope my face as I see Obesere name amöngst the contestants. . . .I'm so looking forward to seeing Obesere on the show. Funny thing is I can't stand these fuji artistes musically but I love watching them participate in reality shows. . . .I still recall how I rooted for Pasuma and actually wanted him to win CT2 season 1. . . . .needless to say I'll be rooting for Obesere on this one too

Mavor:
I feel u sha. why u no reply ma mail semi? Does anyone know if Is Sat-3 down? MTN slow.

Just checked my mail & saw your message in my spam folder. . . .I believe you have what I'm using. . . .that tunelling app that takes forever to connect. . .hope u get my drift?

Ak4all:
your silly, just mention one u are proving literate.Idiot.go screw urself.

Ak4all:
Thanks a sensible person finally, dats what I need 2 know

See this 'ode' raise to power 2. . . .For your mind you get sense abi? How I wish there was a way to control membership of this forum. . .Olodo oshi. . . .shioor!

Mavor:
It's loud-mouthed people like Infoseye that cause this problem. The guy go dey do like say Internet na the end of the world.

Jeez! Some peeps are just paranoid about the blocking of eFBT. . . .not that I'm advocating the public posting of eFBT and the way POI & N95-8GB operate on the forum but the earlier some peeps realize that no matter the secrecy, every eFBT gets blocked sooner or later, the better. . . .I've had eFBT's that I kept entirely to myself in the past that were still blocked. . . .My point is eFBT DOESN'T LAST FOREVER. . . Use it for as long as it lasts and don't whine or blame others when it gets blocked.

Silly woman. . .jack of all trades, master of none! I'm surprised this news wasn't broken by naliakar.

Elenu Razor. . . .WOW! This is it jor. . .The beat dey JAM no be small. . . .it's a funky mix of Hip-hop & afrobeat at it's best. . . This is a beat that gets u bobbing your head and moving your feet. . . .if person fit lace good vocals/lyrics on top the beat, the song go jam wella. . . .I love the blend of trumpet, saxophone & horns in the beat. . . the drum interlude between the the blown instruments was cool too. . .Even your voice over on the beat no bad IMO. . .'Mi o gbo. . .Yeah, El razor. . . .Black Raptor Productions baby. . .I hope u love this. . .For all the ladies on Nairaland. . . We're out of here. . .Peace', lol

Bravo!

guseman:
Hi tech guys,i av been having d same headache to loging into my yahoo mail/messenger.
Av tried .co.uk,still no result.am checking ip change now. Feedback now

I accessed yahoo mail thru' yahoo.co.uk this afternøon but I'm getting an error message now.

debedebe:
change your ip, and enjoy!

Crap! That doesn't help. Instead of using www.yahoo.com, use www.yahoo.co.uk instead and it'd open like magic. For some reason, yahoo us ain't opening with opera 4.2 multihandler on maltina.

Mavor:
Men MTN slow die!!!

Lol. . . .don't know if 50-100KB/s is slow.

puskin:
^ ^ Semid. . . . . . mail me lottery numbers wey I go use play Baba-Ijebu this week.

No be only Baba-Ijebu, na Mama-Ilesha, lol.

Curious to see Obesere ön the show. . . . .Nice concept!

Btw. . .I kinda think Bob Manuel Udokwu has a sorta unfair advantage been that he's anchored the show in the past and he's kinda used to those type of rough terrains.

All this one wey una dey talk na story. . . . .I'm more interested in the burgeoning relationship between Jack and Renee, lol. If anyone of them dies during the course or at the end of the show, I swear I no go post for Nairaland again. . . .still remember his wife, Audrey & now Renee. . .That notion that Jack is jinxed in relationships must be dispelled. . .HE & RENEE MUST LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER or else. . . .hmmm!

riversman:
OMG!!!! this is some crazee shizz, just got off the phone with my Haunty, she is in abuja at the moment, and thangs aint pretty at Aso Rock, from the high security level at the Aso Rock house 7, where Yar Adua is being holed up, to the fear of Jonathan being poisoned, things are tense!!!!

Anyways, some of you will scream and call foul,, that I am back with my Aunties lies/ BS, well, i have attached one of the tipped off Journalists report, no nigerian journalist has the balls to print what this American dude printed, cos everi dey cover head, My aunt says there is a new wave of "Death Agents" in the Maitama area, they have been authorized to snoop on all the Pro-Jonathan politicians, Just expect to see mind blowing expose on some of the most vocal FEC members, especially Akinyuili, something about she and some Senator, hmmmmm, i cant sleep, too much to bear, LET ME KNOW WAT U THINK, after u read the article, am still not about to believe that Turai is dat desperate to punish her husband, so she can enjoy the Nations wealth,


Source:: American Chronicle & my HAunty, http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/view/143504

Nonsensense and absolute crap. You're back with this your famous aunt abi na a^nt BS again. . . .Shioor!

T.B Joshua ko, jesu Oyingbo ni . . . . . .Arrant Nonsense!

Laugh wan kill me die

honeric01:
well, i want the one i fit dey use for night after 9pm, u fit help?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . . .
[quote author=tomi_ade link=topic=368044.msg5598160#msg5598160 date=1267304406]i promise to return, lol [/quote]All these noise makers sef. . . . . . . . me no dey post screenshot anymore but make I just tell you sey my speed is x3 your own.

honeric01:
which eefeebt dey wey i fit use with my maltina oo, na untop pc i wan use am oo, abeg na semid i dey ask abeg.

You be my person and I no fit tell u lie. . . .efbtee on pc na ON & OFF. . . .e no dey last forever as dem fit block am anytime. . .just take my advice and stick with/continue subscribing to your starcomms.