₦airaland Forum

calid16:
The thing is you will not knew it till you visited our school and see how we suffer reading the books. I finish with first class but i nearly die because the school is hard not like OAU and Nsika

Sharrap dia jare. . .your mouth like 'you will not knew it till you visited the school' and 'I finished with 1st Class'. . . .shey na hausa dem take teach you for Sokoto ni?. . . . .Fake Graduates, Fake School!

Make me sef go create thread for graduates of my department in . . . . . . ., lol.

Best Graduating Student in a High School shey? Ok. . .we don hear. . CONGRATS!. . . .next please.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=399420.msg5565400#msg5565400 date=1266883111]No it's not, they are so many high and top universities in Nigeria. . .
What about the University of Nigeria. . .
Madonna University. . .
And the host of others? [/quote]Madonna University? Wetin you chop?

honeric01:
are u helping me with the IDM stuff or not?

Haba! I've been very busy. . .that's why I didn't come on messenger this afternoon. Anyway, I'm online now. . . .buzz me and lets chat.

inze:
beat this . . . (Fyi its eff bee tee on emm tee enn)

Na small pikin wey never comot from im papa farm, na im dey talk sey im papa own big pass. . . .no let me wound u o.
Anyway, take this.

inze:
beat this . . . (Fyi its eff bee tee on emm tee enn)

Na small pikin wey never comot from im papa farm, na im dey talk sey im papa own big pass. . . .no let me wound u o.
Anyway, take this.

v3:
M is a chilled bottle of Maltina you take when u feel d need to touch the sky or feel ayrey!

v3:
M is a chilled bottle of Maltina you take when u feel d need to touch the sky or feel ayrey!

Lol. . . . .u don mara I swear. Anyway, credit goes to genuflect.

Yikes. . . .iyama! Wetin I wan take am do? I no be small pikin nah.

FL Gators:
If I hold my ears, will you scratch my a$$ for me, seeing as I wont have any hands to scratch it with.
And it itches a lot

Laugh wan kill me die.

flipdown4, u gat mail

honeric01:
guy why now? na your guy u dey do like this? by the way, wetin be your msn or yahoo id make we dey yarn once in a while.

Yahoo messenger id is my Nairaland username. . . . .email is also my NLand username@yahoo.com. . . .hope u get my drift. . . .get in touch!

v3:
semid,

brov, i'm still w8ing na for d M codes   (flipdown4 at yahoo dot com)

Which M codes? No be u talk sey u don shak high on top maltina yesterday?

radyboy:
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Hmmm. . . .make I no spoil market for you. Goodluck in your video tutorial marketing biz.

Shey na the same thing dem be? All these cyber-illiterates sef. . . .better go to romance section and join the likes of walestar and mama-gee, lol.

honeric01:
bro, how do i do this?, when i try installing it, it exit and tells me that my free 30 days trial has expired (the previous one), i have uninstalled it, yet i can't install the new one, how do i do it?

Heeheee. . . .I for helep u but make I laugh small.

Browsing Nairaland on Phone

Genuflect:
Am I the only one unable to access his mobile Yahoo! mail for days?

Had the same problem yesterday while using OM4.2 multihandler. . . .me thinks mobile Yahoo is down. . . . . Use op5.2 and make sure u use desktop view instead of mobile view.

Grizzly:
@semid,
Omo i send you mail you no wan reply?

Sorry didn't see ur mail cos it entered my spam. . . . .anyway, I've replied u.

Dr Kitaun:
I dey miss dis guy pass for our National team . . .

Thought 'Yakufat' was a proven striker and goal machine abi nah?

Dr Kitaun:
bad belle

Lol. . . . .Go sleep jare.

olafolarin:
UNILORIN is the best in Nigeria from the ratings.
Personally,I cant doubt the rating because i visited the school sometime in 1995 and from my experience on those visits,their engineering faculty amongst others is 1st class.
I graduated from UNILAG and still holds the school in high esteem but UNILORIN and O.A.U had and still have a very wholly educational environment.

You visited the school once in '95 and came to this conclusion? Pathetic!

Waleski, check ur mail.

Azanor:
Em razor, about those codes, dem dey chop money ontop my fone o. That time wey i talk say the thing don dey work, na becos i just load credit. Once money finish, e go stop. Wetin i go do na?

You don come again abi?. . . . .FYI, I've been using that code with N0.00 in my phone. . . .nothing do am. . . .it's still blazing. . . . .check ur configuration.

Dem go dey pose, dem go dey denge denge. . . . .notice me, na im the guy dey do, lol.

puskin:
^ ^ It ain't hating. DC just did a reality check.

Shey u no know se I dey joke ni?

Puskin, seen it. Thanks!

Puskin, u gat mail. . .hurry go check am & reply.

Puskin, dont bother resending the mail. . . . .I don see am. .gracia!

Puskin, e be like se my yahoo dey jogodo as I can't seem to access it. Please resend the mail to semid4lyfe@yuurok.com

Lol, see haters

calid16:
University of ilorin it is good but does not reach university of sokoto. In sokoto we can use solar to cook foods and we are even trying that time to export the technology but nigerian govement do not give that department support. Danfodio have produced many graduate in nigeria today as we are talking

I agree with you. . . .gaskia, you no lie. . . .I recall some years back when I took the Entrance exam/interview for my M.Sc programme, there were 5 Uthman Danfodio University graduates present. . . .they were so brilliant that they (not even 1) couldn't even get in for the programme despite the cut-off mark been set at a lowly 45. Which kain 'olodos' una dey breed for that your school sef? University of Sokoko ko, University of Aso ni. . .Shioor!