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Culture › Re: Why Do Girls Form Fake Accent Anyways? by semid4lyfe(m): 1:03pm On Dec 30, 2009

Osuofia in London- Rewind
Damn it!! I hate been angry cos when I get angry, I lose the British accent I worked so hard to acquire and my Nigerian accent comes out.

If una wan hear fake accents, make una enter UNIPORT and UNILAG. Dem boku there die. Na those places be the breeding grounds. Even when the babes wan buy suya from Aboki, dem go still dey form accent. Very annoying IMO.

ravenzord:
@ Poster: LMAO! U're complaining about girls in the west? Then you should come to the East,that's where you'll hear a fakeas.s Yanks accent superimposed on a conc Igbo accent. You call a girl and she goes: 'Yois? Ah wuz lak,ah yuh talking tah me? Cos Am lak,very beusy raht now, Ah doesn't wanna miss mah flaght' (This coming from a girl who doesn't know what a plane looks like)

Then of course,there's the females who aren't faking the accent but can't even tone it down for a razz brother,girls like Ibk, I remember when I tried listening to her recordings on the 'Oral Haven' thread,couldn't hear excreta'

Celebrities › Re: Jay-Z To Be Known As Shawn Knowles-Carter by semid4lyfe(m): 2:51am On Dec 30, 2009

Kunbee:
I dont know why people are wearing always for another person's period

Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by semid4lyfe(m): 2:47am On Dec 30, 2009

Hmmmmmm, no comment

Education › Re: Rough Guide Of The Best & Most Reputable Universities In The UK by semid4lyfe(m): 2:06am On Dec 30, 2009

Us wey no go school for JD and Yankee, God go help us grin

Sagamite, welldone, you hear? I dey see your work o. E be like se u be asawo because you no dey siddon for one place for this NL grin

. Me just dey waka pass, so I say make I hail you.

Education › Re: *~ Muyeskin Voted The Education Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congrats!!! by semid4lyfe(m): 1:48am On Dec 30, 2009

I just dey waka pass.

Fashion › Re: Would You Buy Clothes Made In Nigeria? by semid4lyfe(m): 1:30am On Dec 30, 2009

Everybody dey run mouth now but when you peep into their wardrobes, na so so T.M Lewin, Tommy Hilfiger, GAP etc person go see as u no go see any 9ja made except the native attires.

Shioor!

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Nairaland Music Section Asking For Urgent Help! by semid4lyfe(m): 12:14am On Dec 30, 2009

How about writing the Naija like this - 9ja. This looks funkier and more 'hip-hoppish' to me.

Music/Radio › Re: The Pulse Ft Busta Ryhmes So Tey Remix by semid4lyfe(m): 12:07am On Dec 30, 2009

Just there jare, nothing special.

Computers › Re: Intel Processor Or AMD Processor by semid4lyfe(m): 11:51pm On Dec 29, 2009

deji2009:
I prefer Intel because is more powerful and is design for applications and programming.
whilst AMD is for rendering/manipulating 3D images and gaming

Correct and very true! The computer geeks have a saying that ''don't choose an AMD processor over an Intel unless you're getting it far cheaper than the Intel''.

Celebrities › Re: New Couples Alert:Keyshia Cole/Daniel G and The Dream/Christina Millian by semid4lyfe(m): 11:46pm On Dec 29, 2009

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=285983.msg5211776#msg5211776 date=1262122726]The Dream looks different without his glasses,lol[/quote]**Yawns**

Celebrities › Re: Tyra Banks Set To End The 'The Tyra Show' by semid4lyfe(op): 11:41pm On Dec 29, 2009

FL Gators:
I was about to say the same thing. . . .

Who da hell watches that show sef? She's so FAKE!!!

Funny enough, I prefer her show to Oprah's.

Computers › Re: I Mistakenly Deleted My Recovery From My Laptop (compaq X14-39697 ) by semid4lyfe(m): 10:34pm On Dec 29, 2009

Wetin the guy dey click so tey im go delete the recovery disc sef? Anyhow sha, I hope he resolves the issue soon.

Nairaland General › Re: *~ BlueSpice Voted The Literature/writing Section Member Of The Year*~ !! by semid4lyfe(m): 9:37pm On Dec 29, 2009

[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=368410.msg5207606#msg5207606 date=1262079925]^^^Have you written your will? I'd advice you get your affairs in order. . .just in case. . .well you never know.

*whistling*[/quote]^^Duh! Like se na the first time wey you go threaten me be this. Abegiiii, carry your wahala dey go jare, ~~toothless bulldog~~ tongue

Literature › Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by semid4lyfe(m): 9:30pm On Dec 29, 2009

RuuDie:
all my best for nairaland,
just be like to dey pack bar beash sand. . . .

for there i see nairalist,
1 single pesin i no even fit gist. . . . .

whia for dis life i neva look!?
no show for inside facebook. . . . .

i don jaga'jaga yahoo,
some people sef don call me maloo. . . .

na so i comot waka go myspace,
shuo, dem no jus even like my face. . . . .

no do i use scope enter hotmail,
omo dem ni'ally hammer me nail. . . . . .

my paddy carry me go twitter,
no chance cuz e tight like 2-seater. . . . .

i try make i search for google,
dat wan sef na to find trouble. . . . .

dem lef me i go open eye for u-tube,
pepper enter eye for where i dey look bosom. . . .

some people direct me to flixster,
only to dey introduce me to my own sista. . . . .

dat wan wey dem dey call skype,
d long-thing levelz pass general pype. . . . .

mistake carry me go ebay,
i tear race like sey na relay. . . . .

& all dis na becuz i dey find honey,
shebi i for jus use d energy dey find money.

Damn!! This is Mint. You should have won poster of the year IMO. This is what I call creativity.

Celebrities › Re: Jay-Z To Be Known As Shawn Knowles-Carter by semid4lyfe(m): 9:20pm On Dec 29, 2009

When an A-class Super model like Heidi Klum is dropping her surname entirely and picking up her husband, Seal's surname (Samuel), Jay-Z is adopting his wife's surname. No be na wa, na real wa!!! If to say na Naija man im be, I for talk se dem don jazz am grin

. Anyhow sha, nothin' do am - na im choice.

Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by semid4lyfe(m): 9:07pm On Dec 29, 2009

Top 3 apps of 2009

1. Fr 6.80 profeshola
2. Operamini 5 beta 2 multiserver
3. TTpod 3.61

Phones › Re: *~ Semid4lyfe Voted Phone Section Dude Of The Year:2009 *~ Congrats!! by semid4lyfe(m): 8:55pm On Dec 29, 2009

^^Hmmmmmmm

Phones › Re: *~ Semid4lyfe Voted Phone Section Dude Of The Year:2009 *~ Congrats!! by semid4lyfe(m): 6:08pm On Dec 29, 2009

^^Pauses momentarily to peep into the thread and zooms off^^

Computers › Re: Best Antivirus To Use by semid4lyfe(m): 9:41am On Dec 29, 2009

Here is my take on this antivirus issue. My rating is thus
1.Bitdefender Internet/Total Security 2010
2. Esert Smart Security (l8est release)
3. Kaspersky Internet Security (l8est version)
All other antiviruses are rubbish!

Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Best Dancer That Ever Lived by semid4lyfe(m): 9:11am On Dec 29, 2009

I hope mama-gee won't carry this her habit of opening ridiculous & silly threads into 2010.

Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Best Dancer That Ever Lived by semid4lyfe(m): 9:11am On Dec 29, 2009

I hope mama-gee won't carry this her habit of opening ridiculous & silly threads into 2010.

Celebrities › Re: Jay-Z To Be Known As Shawn Knowles-Carter by semid4lyfe(m): 1:26am On Dec 29, 2009

http://wordonthestreetsmag.com/rumors-jay-z-will-now-be-called-shawn-carter-knowles-huh/

Media sources are reporting that rapper Jay-Z AKA Shawn Carter will be taking on Beyonce’s Last name. How absurd is this rumor? Well sources are reporting that the reason for the move of Jay-Z taking on his wife Beyonce Knowles’ last name is an effort to maintain her family’s legacy.

The power couple, who wed in a private ceremony in April 2008, will exchange surnames. Jay-Z, real name Shawn Carter, will now be known as Shawn Knowles-Carte[/b]r. Beyonce will keep Jay’s last name and remain [b]Beyonce Knowles-Carter as listed on the wedding certificate.

According to an anonymous source, the move will ensure the Knowles name lives on, since Beyonce’s parents have no sons, and Beyonce sister Solange Knowles’ son Daniel Julez Smith, Jr carries his father’s last name.

“They want to keep Knowles because Beyonce’s parents didn’t have any sons and they’re keen to keep the name going strong, especially if they don’t produce any children themselves,” the source stated to the UK’s Daily Star.

@ topic
No biggie!! Shawn Knowles-Carter ain't too bad. At least it's better than Shawn Carter-Knowles grin

Phones › Re: *~ Semid4lyfe Voted Phone Section Dude Of The Year:2009 *~ Congrats!! by semid4lyfe(m): 12:54am On Dec 29, 2009

Special thanks to all those who participated in this historic election. I hereby use this avenue/post to express my deep-seated gratitude to all those who voted for me and voted against me. Lets all join hands together to make the phone section the envy of Nairaland. Thanks once again for all your support and votes.

Je vous aime tous. Gracias kiss

Celebrities › Tyra Banks Set To End The 'The Tyra Show' by semid4lyfe(op): 11:33pm On Dec 28, 2009

Tyra Banks ending The Tyra Show; popular talk show will end after this season
BY OLIVIA SMITH
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Monday, December 28th 2009, 11:26 AM

Tyra Banks is cutting the talk.

The former supermodel told People.com that she is ending her popular daytime talk show, The Tyra Show, in spring 2010.

"This will be the last season of The Tyra Show," Banks told People.com. "I've been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years."

Banks had been among the names mentioned as potential heirs to the throne being vacated by talk show empress Oprah Winfrey, who announced in late November that she is abandoning The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2011, after 25 years.

Banks appealed to young women in part with a focus on body and beauty issues. The model host once famously donned a fat suit that made her unrecognizable and then shared her shock with viewers over how differently she was treated.

Banks intends to focus on launching a New York-based film production company, Bankable Studios, that will bring "positive images of women to the big screen," a source told People.com.

"My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are," Banks says.

The source elaborated that filmmaker Tyler Perry and Winfrey had provided support for Banks' decision. "With Oprah's big announcement this year, I think that gave Tyra the confidence to get out there and follow her longtime dream of film producing," the insider told People.

Banks will remain a small screen presence on her modeling reality competition show, America's Next Top Model, set to enter its 15th season in February, as well as her show True Beauty.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/12/28/2009-12-28_tyra_banks_ending_the_tyra_show_popular_talk_show_will_end_after_this_season.html

@ topic
First Oprah, now Tyra!!! Wetin dey happen? Anyway, I don't care about 'The Oprah show' but I'm definitely going to miss 'The Tyra Show'

TV/Movies › Re: THE PATHFINDER - An Upcoming Reality TV Show For Women by semid4lyfe(m): 10:44pm On Dec 28, 2009

awhales:
no details on the account number and bank which payment is to be made

Hope you're not thinking of contesting cos your ~~spoken~~ written English is atrocious.

Literature › Re: A New Nigerian Romance Novel by semid4lyfe(m): 10:39pm On Dec 28, 2009

Congrats, once again! I'm very happy for you. Wetin we go take wash am na?? grin

Nairaland General › Re: *~ BlueSpice Voted The Literature/writing Section Member Of The Year*~ !! by semid4lyfe(m): 10:34pm On Dec 28, 2009

[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=368410.msg5195933#msg5195933 date=1261944114]Yesssssssssssssssss!

Go Blue! Go Blue!

Up Spice! Up Spice!

*tap dancing, doing the jig, rolling to the tango*[/quote]Why is this one making noise or is her name Bluespice huh

Sports › Re: Farouk (the Nigerian Bomber) ‘is An Arsenal Fan’ by semid4lyfe(mod): 12:21pm On Dec 28, 2009

No be na wa, Na real wa!

Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by semid4lyfe(m): 11:45am On Dec 28, 2009

[/quote]
aieromon:
Message Mirror Lite has a "mirroring service" running on your phone. Once the service has started, it monitors all incoming and outgoing messages. Therefore when you open Message Mirror, you are able to browse all your messages even if you have deleted them from inbox or sent box. You can also convert all your messages to a file and send it to your PC or email address.

[url=http://pearl.plunder.com/x/$WbxXU1iYmDDA8bRoA0giHNIJDJ_VOtHC/754049c475/?/Msg.Mirror.Lite.rar]CLICK HERE[/url]

Make sure the application is running in the background.This is how the screen should look.I tried it and it worked!I even sent the deleted message as a .txt file to my lappie via bluetooth.
Thanks! Already downloaded.

[quote author=stancozy link=topic=230627.msg5199278#msg5199278 date=1261991891]rocking with gigaget jejely

At that speed huh

Ok, nothing do you as long as it rocks your boat.

Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Ur S60v3 by semid4lyfe(m): 10:12am On Dec 28, 2009

Corrections and criticisms dully noted. Thanks!!!

Politics › Re: What Will You Remember 2009 For? by semid4lyfe(m): 10:27pm On Dec 27, 2009

Super Eagles Qualification For South Africa 2010

Sports › Re: *~ Rasputinn Voted for The Sports Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by semid4lyfe(mod): 9:35pm On Dec 27, 2009

Guys, we did it! Yours truly has emerged as The Phone Section Poster of the Year, 2009. See screenshot below for Election results. Thanks for all your support and votes grin

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