₦airaland Forum

Genuflect:
Semid, I get one problem. Infact I don get am since. My TTPod no dey allow me fast forward rewind etc. All those shortcuts no dey work for ma phone

Boss Ttdiamonds:
Semid wey my own,

Boss Ttdiamonds:
So pay me my kudi,

insongrata:
@semid: my pay na? Which ones ke?

kay9:
@semid: Some of us take it rather personal when folks as much as blink at Sisi.

belelikfin:
A law like this exist in this country and it was not implemented at the beginning of the GMS revolution and left until now.
what a way to be stampede during this process.

dawoyo:
@mama-gee,
you look really sweet in d pic in your profile, i only wonder why u go about smelling men's backside in your village. Abeg change or better still, i think i've got a job for you. Forward me your CV and all d certificates u have gathered so far in the process of backside smelling, d salary's very attractive.  Hurry up while the offer lasts,

Princek12:
mama gee, if your sense of smell is that potent to the extent that you can sniff body odor from far away, why don't you go get a job at Amsterdam Airport sniffing explosives on the body of would be Al Qaeda terrorists?

I sure say you go make plenty money since you dey smell pass K9 dogs,

EmperorOlu:
Mama gee ,you have issues, just because you live abroad does not give you the right to ridicule Nigerian men.
I bet you are one of those Nigerian girls with K-legs and flat behinds

puskin:
All processors r same.

puskin:
Just 'cos Intel has developed monopolistic tendencies (like Microsoft) doesn't make it beta than AMD.

sweetpie23:
yes I said so now you guys can start ranting

platinumnk:
my darling I have one for you . . its a bit of Soca Music
Celebrate - Destra

Abdblues:
I had never thought of going to these really local viewing centres until i fell short of my DSTV payment a couple of years back and i had to make do with one of those viewing centres and i have been a regular visitor to these centres, what i find most interesting is the argument and the name calling!
I picked up a few:
Cisse  -  Babalawo
Clichy -  Kilisi
Ferdinand -  Igbo!!!!!
Obertan  -   Igun!!!!!
Aladierre  -  Aladiye

FBS:
PTF REWARDS AMODU, EAGLES

For qualifying Nigeria for the 2010 World Cup, the Presidential Task Force on Monday night in Abuja, presented Super Eagles Head Coach Shuaibu Amodu with a brand new Kia Sportage SUV and the sum of N1.4 million.

Sports Minister and vice chairman of the PTF Sani Ndanusa, said the gift was in recognition of the coach's success in getting the country the World Cup ticket.

[b]Amodu's assistants were given N500 000 each[/b], while each of the players received a Longines wristwatch.

The presentation was made at a dinner organised for the squad by the Nigeria Football Federation in Abuja on Monday.

Thirteen players were present at the occasion.
https://i45.tinypic.com/aace2h.jpg

http://www.kickoff.com/static/news/article.php?id=13035

kokoye:
If you are in the business of talking and you work with foreigners who speak with an accent different from yours, it is either you are able to communicate efficiently with people or you get fired. In the process of trying to do this, your pronounciations will definately begin to change after a while, regardless of how old you are (although it might be tougher for older folks).  Now imagine being in this kinda job for several years, yes, you may start talking with an accent that might be not as perfect as the indigenes'.   So then when you return to your native country after sevral years, people tend to think you are posing and that is why most people choose to speak yoruba / igbo so as not to hear some of the rubbish being rolled out here.

But if you are in a foreign land and your job has little or no interaction with other people, then your dictations might not change.

Now the people who lived in naija all their lives watch movies and of course wannt to talk like their favorites actors in the western world. And when we think about it, dont we all in one way or another ??

Whether you choose to accept it or not, we all tend to present ourselves in a positive way - a way the listener will be able to easily understand and appreciate.

I dont hear you complain about Paul Adefarasin - he talks that way to expand his crowd.

Haters.

londoner:
Nigerian MEN hold the title on fake accents. Even growing up in London we used to call them JaFAKEans, when they put on a fake Jamaican accent. The girls do it now, but its far less common with them. They do the same thing in Ghana, especially the girls.

its an inferiority complex, they obviously are ashamed of their accent. Its an African thing to prefer everything which is foreign over your own.

I love the way Nigerian men start something, it catches on, then it completely becomes the creation of the Nigerian women in their minds.