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englishmart:
this is one of the reasons we are clamouring for Buhari's certificates! There's nothing illiterates won't do

Bros you bad gan oooo. Must you force me to laugh this evening, after a stressful work day?



@topic, from economic view of things, if these winches and winchard can convert their power to technology, they would have increase our export rate by 30% annually, thereby increasing the value of Naira. Hope this is not the type of diversification of economy from oil, all these our Presidential aspirants are boasting about?

R.I.P


Using sin to cover up for sin.

No matter how bad Nairaland has deteriorated to, we will still find educative thread once a while.



@op, good information.

This man is right to some extent, but judging from his antecedence in the management of banks in Nigeria, it will be hard to accept all his recommendations.

decatalyst:
Joke time: On sunday I was sitting in the church, and it wastime for offering so the offering basket was pass around. Despite the Pastor's charge for goodoffering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and passed it on. I turned and thanked the manprofusely for being so generous.He replied, "Don't mention my dear, after all it felloff your pocket."WhaaaatIf you are in my shoe what will you do?



Happy new month.

You must be bless by force.

Please give me the list of the 9 aspirants, if Buhari is part of them its a news, if not, its a normal thing.

All these photoshopped pictures to support GEJ and GMB, there is God ooooo

what i know is 13 more days

paycash:
Interestingly interesting.
1. From Tafawa Balewa to.
2. Gen. Johnson Aguiyi-Ironsi to.
3. Gen. Yakubu Gowon to.
4. Gen. Murtala Mohammed to.
5. Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo to.
6. President Shehu Shagari to.
7. Maj. Gen. Buhari to.
8. Gen. Ibrahim Babangida to.
9. Chief Ernest Shonekan to.
10. Gen. Sani Abacha to.
11. Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar to.
12. President Olusegun Obasanjoto.
13. President Umaru MusaYar'adua to.
14. President Goodluck Jonathan.
OMG!!!!! I just found out something. The peoples General (Muhammadu Buhari) is the 7th president while GEJ is the 14th president. Both are seeking 2 come back 4 the second time.
Mathematically,If Buhari is the 7th president and the election is slated for the 14th, it means 14 ÷7= 2.
And GEJ is the14th president and the election is slated for 14th too. It means 14÷14=1.
Invariably, General MUHAMMADU BUHARI will be elected to rule for the 2nd time while GEJ will lose the election because he only signed 1single
term with FEBUHARI 14 ÷ 14 =1.
SAI BUHARI!!!!!!!

Source oooo

If you people find way of selling your political thinking to these aspirants, you must be in billions by now. Please it takes you how long to come up with all these innovations?

makzeze:
I have made up my mine to be fair and just to the two presidential candidates. I wont greet one without mentioning the other's name. So I wish BUHARI GOODLUCK!

Haaaaaaa! You must be a PhD holder in Nigeria Presidential Politics. Fair indeed.

Thank God I'm not active on BBM. waiting for the trick on whatsapp, where people hardly reads status updates.

Gooci:
i jst called their secretary now, the birth certificate was supposed to be there. That means som1 gaz help me take it to abk niyen o. I was there with all my documents o, the man jst confused me shha. When it was nicki minaj the old man de watch for fone dat day

I'm really pained by your current admission status, you will remember i told you the importance of birth certificate in page 3 of this thread, that extra business of yours is what actually took your attention away from your application. If you could find time to submit your credentials by yourself, you should have also find time to take the birth certificate back, instead of sending someone.


Goodluck.

@alhabeeb
@Gooci
...and all agric related courses, please find out if your department is not part of those that are organizing quiz this week, because I don't think issue of birth certificate will now make them disqualify your application. Ask somebody in your department to confirm all these for you and if you are chance in your place of work, go to school yourself.



Take chances now!!!

I don't expect people to take this lady's sincere confession as advertisement for husband.


@op, one thing i want you to know is that some mature guys may not fancy impressing a lady on the first date, my advice to you is keep on with them for a time before you make your final decision about them.



If you wont get offended, online is not a good platform to meet a life partner, not boyfriend.

damiflex:
Hello senator,do you know of anyone who picked the form for PG school in Funnab, because I found out that messages were sent to PGD but I have not received message for masters programme, please kindly share a number so that I can follow up in case of the admission. Thanks

Most applicants have started receiving admission message, while some did not receive, my advice for everybody is to check their admission status on FUNAAB portal, because not everybody receive message. Also some departments like Agric Economics will write quiz and oral interview on Wednesday and Thursday, so nobody has been given admission in the department apart from MBA (Agribusiness). This is the quiz invitation message sent to the concern applicants;


Sequel to your application for PG study in FUNAAB, you are hereby invited for screening as follows:
1. Wed. 04/02/2015 - written quiz (come with a means of valid identification & pen).
2. Thur. 05/02/2015 - oral quiz basically on your research proposal (come with a means of valid ID)


Concerning phone number, you can get some people's phone numbers on this thread like estagirl, hajjady etc.



Lastly, if you did not receive admission message, you are not recommended for admission on their portal and its not that your department is conducting quiz or oral interview, what I can say is "truth is bitter"

Exercise.

hopeforcharles:
.New year RESOLUTION. ..
1.Drinking-DELETED
2.Smoking-DELETED
3.Gambling-DELETED
4.Night Clubbing-DELETED
5.Sex-DELETION FAILED .......file is
protected.

Can any one tell me how to delete this file?

Prayer.




meanwhile it can only be suspended and not deleted, because sex is a factory fitted tools meant for a stipulated time.

ONYX5:
the other day one man's daughter ran away from twitter and now dsame man is running away from a Debate? Please why are they running?

IED-Improvise Explosive Device

My mother that got married in 1975 told me she did something like that during her courtship.




In 2015? fainted!!!

In the name of Jesus, I command on this thread




PBS- Peace Be Still.

3rd door. when the sunset I will escape with ease.

Joke like this that we suppose to just laugh about, but because it contains GEJ and GMB, it will no more be joke to some people. political e- warrior will soon swing into action.

onlykay:
The Nigerian army has a new director of Public relations.

He is Col SK Usman. He takes over from Gen Olajide OLaleye who is on transfer to the 4th Brigade of the Nigeria Army in Benin, Edo state where he will serve as the Commander.

Until his appointment, Col. Usman was the Spokesman of the 7th Division of the Nigerian Army, Maiduguri in Borno state

Congrats to him.

Why didn't I know all these facts 20 years ago.

Kids of this 21st century may be really frustrating. what if she tells him to be going in front and he mix with other children in the crowd? Gulder ultimate search will now begins.

I will tell them.

I can't help but to keep on laughing, not minding my jollof rice that got burnt. I have seen a thread i can eat as dinner. Glory be to God for divine provision.

All these behaviours shows that he did not love you before, if a man change after accepting his proposal, when you can easily decide you are no more dating him, what will he do after the wedding.

The major of the blame will be on poverty which had overridden our ideology. Even when there is money, what we have in our mind controls our thinking.


Poverty na bastard.

I don't see any issue either negative or positive in this planning.

Yes

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Can this ever make frontpage?? [/color]

I prophesy it will hit front page for you to be happy.

The one that have higher chance of leading to marriage.