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yoged:
I lie?

Who reported me to you? People just don't know how to keep secret.

priscaoge:
Noted!!!!


Nice thread @OP

But Seriously not all perfumes last long. You don't buy those cheap made in Aba perfume that smells like dead body and expect it to last longer than Diamond rain,Circus Fantasy,Eternity, White Diamond, Bella etc ....It all depends on the type of perfume u have

I knew this fact few years ago, before I thought the most costliest perfume is #500 and i will then keep on changing perfume every time because they didn't last longer.

Call her and explain your feelings to her, everybody has what they like, but it should not be what can destroy her relationship. Be patient with her because the change will be gradual, always call her to order anytime she exhibit the behaviour and with time she will change, if.......


she loves you.

5minsmadness:
Where's the girl in the pic?

Best question of the year.


How I wish someone will show us where the girl is hiding in the pictures.

God bless Pastor E.A. Adeboye for his humility and fairness to all political parties and politicians.


I was in camp yesterday, being an Usher I was privilege to see things clearly, daddy G.O even prayed for all the contestants irrespective of their political parties.


I'm just trying to compare my decision in 2011 to what my decision will be this year.

....my PVC....my power.

I like Germany's anthem. The beat sounds like one of Christian sweet hymn.

kallmemrB:
Chaiii. Why this grandpa's dey Still our babes naa

One of the good/bad reason you and some other handsome guys are still single at this age.




God will soon deliver you.

...and to even see that they did white wedding, where pastor asked them several questions about the journey they are entering into then. They even appeared to love themselves.



May God help us.

butanep:
There are broke girls everywhere in Niga. You might think some are daughters of the governor, senator or a very rich man, guy no level for some of them as they are broke like church rat. What you see in them are mere camouflage. When you get to know them, you go know say "che che" nor gum them. Don't be fooled by their phones or bags or wears or shoes. Most of them are borrowed items use for showing off.
Relax with a bottle of cooled drink as I unveil the signs of a broke ass girl.

6 Signs to know a broke girl.

1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.

The broke girls are so worried about how their hair looks? The broke ass girls is always concern with her hail or nails. You see paint of different colours on her nails. They always lied about the cost of hail or nails. Some will tell you they fixed their nailes for 50k whereas a girl did it for them for just 100 box. Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only 100 or two hundred naira is in that muthafucka. Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get shit done.

2. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.

I’m sorry, the broke ass girls always stand by the bar like a dead wood demanding for drinks as fit she has the money“Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse? Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like crows at the park waiting on free food.  Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other bums, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with.

3. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.

She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant in town, but she has no idea where a business centre is. Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new iPhone or the new iPad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an iJob?” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the iPhone and the iPad. Too bad Apple doesn’t make an iBus . I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me, she always complain of her uncles not spending her the recent electronic gadget but I was so surprised she couldn't operate my dell laptop the day she came to my house. I just smile facially but in my heart, this girl is a big fucking lier.

4.  Broke girls LOVE social media.


She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds. Broke girls will comment on every single photo, link, article and fan page in creation. Broke girls will literally narrate their entire day through Facebook as if they are some kind of superhero.

Some girls may be wondering, “Do I post things that make me look broke?” Here are a few questions to ask yourself to find out if you post like a broke girl on social media:

Have you ever taken pics of your food at a restaurant?
Doing this makes you look like a homeless person so happy they got a hot meal that they needed proof.

Have you ever posted a status about what you should wear?

Nobody, I repeat, nobody gives half a rat’s ass crack about what you wear to your non-job-related task for the day.

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself holding money?

This is the broke girl I.D badge. No one wants to see your unemployment check money in all fives and singles fanned out with the caption “Hustler” written on the pic. You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview.

5. Broke girls know everyone’s personal business.

When you don’t have a job, it’s easy to stay up to date on all current random ass, unimportant bullshit. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a shit about. Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job fair is being held.

6. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.

Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift. Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls wrap a cheap stuff with shining cover. They will say that's what they could get for now but bigger one is coming. That is pure deceit. You will keep hoping for the nice gift they promise for ever.

Others are
They always demand for transport when coming to visit you.
They always snap photos in front of exotic cars and expensive buildings.
They are always expecting things abroad.
They move with sets of friends. They are all broke ass.
They dress up with nice bag going nowhere.

We must be careful of the broke ass girls moving round the street. Open your microscopic eyes.
Feel free to add yours....

Most of your points are related to social guys and babes. I may not be able to recognize all these signs when I'm busy scrutinizing 2015 budget submitted by Mama Ngozi on behalf of her pay master.



Please help me to confirm the current inflation rate in Nigeria to calculate these figures.

Attack of personality everywhere all in the name of campaign. will all these human right activist tell me they didn't see them, or there is no any government agency saddled with this responsibility?

This reminds me of the propaganda called "Abuja peace Accord" signed few weeks ago. I pray these people understand what peace mean.

I will rather pray for a true salvation for this Pastor, than condemning him.

claycares:
There are certain things all bosses dread to hear. “I lost the account,” “There’s a big mistake,” and “I think the building is on fire,” would all qualify, but I’m talking about sentences that may seem innocuous to you, but can be a big deal to your boss.

Consider each of these sentences — and how you can turn them around to stay on your boss’ good side.

“Are you sure you want to do that…?”
You don’t want to come across as teaching your boss something he or she already knows. Tread carefully when schooling your boss on anything. If you feel you have to say something, approach the topic with the assumption that your boss may have overlooked or forgotten something — not that he doesn’t know how to do his job.

“Did you see what so-and-so just did? She is just so hard to work with!”
Save the interpersonal drama for your friends and family members, because your boss doesn’t want to hear about it. He certainly doesn’t want you to be a tattle-tale, and he doesn’t want to know about how much you dislike your coworkers. Unless someone you work with has made a major violation of company policy, or a big mistake in their work, keep your personal grievances, well, personal.

“I didn’t want to bother you in case the problem worked itself out…”
Chances are, if you’re saying this sentence, something has gone horribly wrong, and your boss didn’t see it coming, because you didn’t give her the heads up. Most bosses would much rather know about potential problems before they happen than get blind-sided and have to play catch up. When alerting your boss to a potential problem, be sure to include what you’re doing to prevent it.

“If you don’t do this, I’m going to quit!”
Ultimatums are a bad idea in pretty much every situation, but especially when it comes to talking to your boss. Are you sure you’re as irreplaceable as you think you are? Besides the fact that it comes off sounding juvenile, it might make your boss choose the nuclear option and decide you’re not worth the alternative. It’s fine to draw a line in your mind — if you need to quit, you need to quit — but don’t threaten.

“As a Millennial…” or “People in my generation…”
Yes, he gets it: you’re younger than he is. But chances are, your boss doesn’t want to be reminded of his age — or yours. Unless you’re specifically asked your opinion as a younger person, don’t bring up your age or generation. If you’re suggesting a change, couch it in terms of how it will benefit the company, not just the Millennials.

“That can’t be done.”
If your boss wants something to be done, she doesn’t want to hear that it can’t be done. Plus, saying that something can’t be done is an easy way out. Instead, focus on what you can do to make it happen — research, experimentation, brainstorming new ideas, and so on.

“I need a raise.”
To be clear, you should absolutely ask for a pay rise when you feel you deserve one, but be careful how you phrase your request. Nearly everyone would like more money, so instead of saying you “need” one, start by outlining your value to the company, your accomplishments, and responsibilities. Your goal should be making your boss want to give you a raise!

These are some of my pet peeves, but I bet you have your own. What sentences would you add to the list? I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments below.

Don't tell your boss "You are wrong"

Charlieabc:
economics too.

Correct Brother.

chrisgurl:
Economics and statistics aint easy at all plus The dept is usually very very very very stingy with the "first class"

Most especially Economics. may be they always reduce the marks to control inflation, or they are contributing the grades to Gross National Income (GNI), I don't know.

channelz:
Students eyes in the class
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
When teacher say tomorrow will be exam
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
During the exam
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)
When invigilator comes in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓).......
true or false?

You are correct.

Don't wait till they count and declare your vote if your polling unit is not safe. Remember these politicians will not pay for your hospital bill or donate imported clutches to you when the gain power.



I will close by this Road safety slogan................... safety first

I don't know what else can please all these political e-fighters. I think the purpose of this thread is PEACE, why is it so hard to embrace the peace.



The funny part of it is many of the people making mouth on Nairaland will not vote.

I pray with this Boko haram will be a thing of the past in the country.

I pray there will be political will to end them, so that all these ammunition will not just be a cosmetics to please the media.

Mike is one of the actors i always love seeing in movies. anyway presidential election is on february 14 and today is 5, warming up to perform my civic responsibility.

Its high time the society took the issue of RAPE serious. How long will it take us to start the campaign.

herlimah:
[size=16pt]ajimobi surest gov ever to deliver Oyo State...we from Ogbomoso will definitely send our delivery Logos.... Ajimobi leekansi[/size]

But the information we are receiving in Ibadan is that 99% of votes in Ogbomoso is going for Labour party.






I'm yet to decides who owns my vote between AJIMOBI and LADOJA.

The same way our over desperate job seekers start asking for salary the moment you post vacancy online. Must everything be about money?

Is Olu Falae's party in the north? wonders shall never ends, though nothing is impossible in Nigeria politics since there is Igbo's party APGA in the north.

e-political taut, it is February not Febuhari.

To me I still see it as normal thing. So far he will not dirty the place and what he is doing is not also illegal.

This is the dream of many girls, they can sacrifice their life to take selfie with celebrity, politician or any popular figure.

Let me just copy someone till my brain finish booting.


HOME.

buygala:
She should fucck the manager of the place in payment of our debt na ..... after all toto no dey get metre or record of transaction


God has freely given her the puna... she should also freely use it to get us out of trouble


Why should I wash plates to pay the bill when her 'unlimited natural resources' can pay the bill without depreciating in any way

Can you promise with Bible/Quran that you will still marry her, after saving you from your mess, with her so called "natural resources"

Even the mad man on the street knows that no matter who the president of Nigeria is, she cannot be named after a particular religion.


I just pray other parts of the country can be more religion-tolerant like South west region.

mightyjoe746:
is it clearance b4 payment or after payment?

Before payment. The information is on the admission page, where you downloaded your admission letter, school fee invoice and payment schedule. It read thus (take note of the last statement);


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Applicant who has been
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and print school fee invoice
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Hope this information help. Congrats!!!

Why are people so fast to attach this murder to politics, as if there is no ritual/killing before election period. Is there anytime we don't read such news in every parts of the country.


Though I'm not defending that it cannot be perpetrated by politicians, but it can also be for another reason.