₦airaland Forum

kilonso001:
Who cares about your union activities in school? Feel free to add it, but i will advise you dont. Most people would look at you as being an aggressive person as that is what most people think about unionism. I was a union activist back in school and it doesnt reflect in my CV.

I only added these two to my C.V under "awards"
- Best Departmental President by the school Alumni
- Best corps member (male) in my local government by NYSC.


....and they are working for me in securing good job, including postgraduate admission. I see them as an achievement, but you must specify how that experience has added to you.

Answer-27kg.

Rat-3kg
Cat-7kg
Dog-17kg.


Confession: Not by my brain, but by the power and grace to recognize correct answer, and quickly make photocopy.

The rate at which people are really showing interest in GMB is becoming alarming, I just pray against any form of violence if the election does not fall towards their side.

chibecanglobal:
Why is the group coming out this late?

You mean when you have already decided where your thump will put INEC ink on April 11.



I cant believe noble profession like this can allow themselves to be used by politicians, to perpetrate their selfish desires.

We need more of Femi Falana in our society, just that I dont like the partisan politics he plays. He is more of a political activist than human right activist.



I pray justice take its course in this matter.

I love what i'm seeing this morning. NDA is a nice place to be, but what you will face outside the Academy is what may not be palatable. Just like how we enjoyed NYSC Orientation camp, but later faced the hardest part of life in our various villages of service for the nation.

Lovely pix of a daughter of a Pastor.

Yes. Its telling you something about Nigeria.That Nigeria is greater than any of her citizen, therefore you must always put the love of Nigeria first in your marriage and always pray for the peace of Nigeria.

I played with it, but I was not a devoted user, once a while.

Can this type of dressing increase her chances of getting husband? If not I will advise her to stop

God!!!! including children?


May God save this generation.

Let me just comment for now, I will read the story when the Chairman remove "Rape" from his post.

The difference is clear now, just that i'm too shy to mention them.

Pathetic!!! May God's justice prevail on this matter.

Must you spend your life to celebrate Val?


Don't ask me if I has a girlfriend......

With my knowledge of elementary English, I think what this man is saying is that Goodluck may still postpone the election. Though I don't despise prophesy (1Thessanolians 5:20), but he is not to be boasting about what he claimed God revealed to him.


If its real, hope 2015 will not be the end of Nigeria as an entity?


Prayer mode activated.

The mistake of the op is picture. she ought to know that Nairalanders and pictures are like bread and butter.

Fabdedon:
Visited the bank this monday morning and met quite number of people at the bank door so decided to pen down my observation..Enjoy!
1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the door with their hands raised up and their heads bowed down like they have given their life to christ..
People inside will be like
''Oga enter the door has opened.!

2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they always wished the door will open and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other day. A guy inside started yelling at me..
Do fast come out nah,when the door hasnt opened yet....
i was like come Jack me come out nah..

3. First timers.
This ones dont know how to operate the door,some will even think the bank has closed,some will wait for someone to comeout before they enter.

4. The suspecious ones.
This ones will have to pull their belt,necklace,wristwatch,bangles,shoes,drop their phones,keys even after much done they would be denied entrance..
The security officer be like
''oga you be welder ? ''

5.The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the bank and now with idea of how to bypass the sequrity..when they enter the door they would hold out every metal object like keys,phones outside the door until the door makes attempt to close.. When one door closes the other must open.

6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone in entering the door, even when they enter alone they will want to know how many people are inside the bank before the door opens.

7. Questionaries.
This ones will come to the door and ask questions that one needs to consult the gods before they answer, questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?


8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!
Feel free to add yours!

What of those the door just don't like their face? If they like they enters nake.d, the door will keep on showing red light.


Those that start arguing with the security men after the door keep on rejecting them continously. you will hear "this belt na iron?" no. na plastic.

This is medium level of illetracy, he will reach his highest level when he commit suicide for the election postponement.

mukina2:
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Ivory Coast champions!!!!!

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/08/1423434161657_lc_galleryImage_Ivory_Coast_s_players_cel.JPG

Congrats to the great Ivorian. I think I can go and sleep now.

zick19:
Hello my fellow nairalanders, i will love to share with you some worldly things that happens in the church of God nowadays but doesn't pleases God.
I'm a kind of person that loves visiting different types of churches but some things that we see in churches these days are nothing to talk about, here are some:

1 PASTORS PREACHES WITH MOBILE PHONES AND LAPTOPS; This is a process in which the devil is using to send the bible into extinction, i see no big deal in pastors making use of thier bible to preach but some pastors of nowadays also wants to feel among, if devil come and attack them, is it their phone or laptop they will use to fight the devil?? The mobile bible is meant for reading when you are in a free time or you are in a bus and you just wish to go through the words of God....

2 COMPETITIONS IN THE CHURCH OF GOD; This is another thing the church of God is fond of doing nowadays, because sister Mary is putting on an expensive dress with some kinds of heavy jeweries, sister Jane is already planning the one that will beat the sister Mary's own next sunday, or brother Michael just bought a new BB Z30 last week, brother John has also gotten a new BB passport this week, is that what you come to do in church??

3 WORLDLY DANCE IN THE CHURCH OF GOD; The trending dance step in the church these days is "shoki", you will tell God when your hand turn to snake and the person you are about to strike. Some girls also what they do is twerking in the church, which can even make the pastor backslide, you better watch your ways.

4 CLAIMING BIG BOYS AND GIRLS IN THE CHURCH; This one is common in we youths, when pastor ask us to stand up and clap or praise the lord, that is when you will see some guys folding their arms, some won't even stand up at all, please if you don't praise God, who do you wnt to praise??

5 [b]PREACHING OF WORLDLY THINGS; Some pastors of these days has removed the kingdom of God from their dairy, all they know is to preach about the latest car, latest private jet, the latest mansion and how to make much money, vanity upon vaniy, all is vanity.

6 TAKING NOTE OF PASTOR'S MISTAKES; No one is above mistake but youths of nowadays don't want to know that, all they do is laugh at the pastor's mistakes, later you will start saying your prayers are not answered.

7 TOASTING IN THE CHURCH OF GOD; Hmmm.... A new babe just visited your church and because you don't want brother Mike to outsmart you in talking to her, you now decided to do your parol right inside the church, please the church is not a hook up zone, if you are in church, it's God you are there to meet not babe......

I guess that is okay for now, God bless us all.

Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our Faith..... (Hebrew 12:2)

The 6 weeks will look so fast, lets be patience to exercise our right.

ArslordBaba:
This has separated many couples around the world.... Should any excuse given when it is time to have fun with one's wife... tiredness, headache, etc.

If you will not condemn me of being too spiritual, I will advice you declare 100 days fasting and prayer to console yourself, before you finish, her sense may have returned to default setting.



Thank God later not me.

Waiting for the part 2 campaign money splashing till March 28.

Congrats to him. So he is not married before.


...time and chances happeneth to them all.

jnrbayano:
Behind the pew I sat this morning during morning mass, some noise filtered into my ears. Taking a look backwards, I saw a young nursing mother with a big "well-ovallized" bosom breastfeeding her baby.

I must admit, I lost concentration on the mass proceedings for a few minutes.

After a while, I turned back again and told her that it isn't proper for her to breastfeed her baby inside the church.

Her response was, "my baby is hungry, why won't I feed him?"

And my rejoinder was, "you ought to have done that outside the church building"

Whether she took the correction in good faith or not I wouldn't know because I never looked back again.

In your candid opinion, who was right, myself or the lady?

You are right sir. she can go to one of the rooms or outside the church to breastfeed her baby. That is what i face everyday, mostly from the illetrate nursing mothers, they are always proud as if they are doing the right things. Seeing full package of those good shape something you mostly see in nollywood is highly tempting.

emmalezy:
At 10:29pm: INEC Shares Fried Chicken To Journalists Who Have Been Waiting. Since Morning For Jega's Press Conference

See As Journalists Dey Struggle For Chicken. #GodHelpNigeria.

SOURCE
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/02/photo-nigeria-journalists-struggle-for.html

No wonder election was postponed. Are these not the people that always appear like big guys and big girls on television. God bless them and their noble profession.

Now Jega ends by telling the journalist that his tenure will officially ends on 30th of June 2015.



God bless Nigeria
God bless Jega.

The Lord will reward you.

In 2011 people claimed they were cajoled by "I have no shoe" card


In 2015, how I wish people can also be cajoled by "kneeling down" joker card.

Many of them cover up these points when they are going above 30 years, when desperation sets in.




I do tell single guys that are planning to settle down with ladies in this age group, that they need a special 300 mega piece microscope to x-ray them, because they appear to be the most humble, homely and good wife material.