₦airaland Forum

musiwa112:
I know it is hard for some of you to believe my story of Western Nigeria.. that western nigeria was not part of Nigeria.. This is close to the Kainji dam... Which they cut into Niger state.. You can see Yoruba names. We were not part of Nigeria/

Here is one of the place IBB cut into Niger state from kwara because he wanted to collect NEPA money for niger state,

You can see Yoruba names..

This is another problem, you are taken people land and land is a big issue in nigeria. And it will lead to the same problem of flood that you see from the cameroon end.

https://www.environewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Nigeria-Flood.jpg

I'm really interested in your comment, but couldn't comprehend what you typed. Can you expantiate better?

hazyfm: NA WA OOO
IF NA DEM, THEM GO BEGIN DEPOT PERSON!!
WHY KAI NO ARREST AM??

Because hin be Oyinbo and Nigerians see Oyinbo as small god.



Ask young children is your area if i'm lieing.

Jesus Christ of Nasareth!!!

dhammyg: MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE

@OP THE PICTURE IS UNNECESSARY

You mean you dont know THE PICTURE OR I DONT BELIEVE CREW OF NAIRALAND? If you want peace, please you must post pictures, if you have any information to pass.



Its like some people's life is attached to picture on Nairaland.


@victim: RIP

Please can someone tell me the relationship between being a super falconet and this naked dressing? Women sha!!!

Awesome!!!

jalaludeen1: I guess this will only last for for one day, how are they going to preserve it?

That is a great scientific question, i respect your intelligence.




@Topic. Highly incredible and wonderful.

STENON: Honest and Optimistic.
Funny in Words and in action, Someone who smiles always.

Lastly....Someone that is very good and skillful in solving Mathematics.

Mathematics? Lol

JimloveTM: It is very frustrating nowadays in Nigeria applying for jobs. The issue has gone beyond the availability of jobs to having the necessary JOB EXPERIENCE and work qualification before you are even considered for an aptitude test. Just this year alone, I have seen more than 30 high profile vacancy advert with work experience requirement of at least 2 or 3 years. What does this mean for the young graduate with little or no work experience? In this article, I will attempt to show you how you can land a job of your choice by building a 3 years job experience in one year.

The next time you see a job requiring 3 or more years of work experience, and you are a fresh graduate, do not let it pass, Apply.
Here is how the Magic works:

1. Use Mathematics Law in your favour: In mathematics, the concept of frequency and time are related, and you can buy time by an increase in frequency. Let me break this down. The number of times you do a particular task (frequency) is the same as the duration of time you have done that task. So if company is advertising for a job that requires 3 years job experience in lets say Software design, a person who have done this just 10 times in 3 years can boldly apply. On the other hand you may have done this 30 times in a year. Your job experience is worth more than that of the other man. Using the concept of frequency and time, you are more qualified, and it is worth 3 years too.

2. Consider Volunteer Jobs: Once you have identified a sector that you may like to work in, you may consider taking up a volunteer job at a smaller or average firm in that sector immediately you graduate from school. Don't worry about the pay here. Your aim should be to build your job experience and your social profile. By the time you have gone to the youth service program (NYSC) and back, you should have gotten nothing less than a 2 year experience.

3. Don't forget prior experience: Now when applying for jobs seeking 3 years experience or more, do not forget to add prior experiences no matter how small they may have been. You were in the team that organized a mega program while in school, add it, you have worked in a restaurant to support your education, add it, you were in a position of leadership in a campus or student group in school, add it up. They will form more than a 3 years experience.

Source: http://www.thinkysolutions.com/2014/07/how-to-build-3-years-job-experience-in.html

Nice one and quite encouraging. But do you know that there are some cases where it will be clearly stated


-3 YEARS OF POST SERVICE EXPERIENCE.

-3 YEARS OF RELEVANT EXPERIENCE.

-3 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN THE FOLLOWING ROLES (Listing what they expect you to have known)

With all these above specifications, your 2nd and 3rd points may be hard to use.

For example, I'm currently working in the financial sector of the economy, if I want to work with another company in this same sector, you may be seeing specification of duties, that if you have not performed all of these functions before, you are not qualify.



I just pray God make a way for our unemployed youths soon.

rationalmind: Bro, trust me the banking job is more interesting than unemployment

You mean than unemployment job?


You are as funny as your advise/advice.

Krak: 8. Steve Irwin: Although not a movie actor, Steve Irwin was an animal enthusiast and a documentary superstar.

He was killed by a Stingray while filming a documentary "Ocean's Deadliest". He died on the way to hospital, the day was September 4, 2006.

According to eye witnesses on the scene his last words were, "I am dying".

If he was to be a Nigerian, his last word would have been:


Jesus!!!
Or
Allahu akbar!!!
Or
Ogun ooooo!!!


A group of religious people who are far from God's will.

Krak: 6. Brandon Lee: Brandon, the son of Martial arts and movie legend Bruce Lee died on March 31, 1993 while filming the movie "The Crow".

He died when he was shot on a scene by a blank which contained fragments of a real bullet. Special effects and a body double were used to complete the rest of the movie.

Ok.


Feeding us with film trick since 20BC. Anyway RIP to all these great artist who died on their work rather than on a strange woman.

Matthewbriggs: Hehehe very well said.


This is a really complicated topic and from my observation .. Their is really no right answer or stance, it is not black or white ... the best bet is that one should go for whatever works for him or her and proceed to settle with someone who shares the same ideology.

But as we do so I think it is important to note the following points.

1. Family must come first before career for both couples. They both should be involved in a child's upbringing and more involved in each others life.

2. Both partners would try as much as possible to ensure they aid each other have a fulfilling life and career and should never try to prevent one another from reaching for the stars for egotistical reasons.

3. Nothing is set in stone, your stance may change in the future. The baseline is that both parties should be willing to make compromises when it is called for... To ensure the family never suffers.

4. Its not a crime for a woman to not have any ambition other than be a good house wife, so is it not a crime for a woman to desire to rise to be the CEO of a fortune 500 company. The most crucial thing is never let the home front suffer as a woman. The survival of the family structure is more dependent on you the woman.

5. Is not a crime as man to go for a less ambitious woman or to go for a very ambitious woman. The most important thing is you do your best to ensure you both have a fulfilling married life.

#Justsaying
#Mathew Briggs

The best response so far.

Smartsyn: if i post the picshure of a school i came across in Kogi State recently, you guys may mistaken me to be a convict, posting picshures from Guantanamo Bay..

As you just mention Kogi state, I know it can't be lie, even if its not true. That place is a good epitome of poverty (mostly Igala land)

[quote author=dridowu][/quote]Is there any television network in North korea? Can they browse at all? Are they all illiterates there? Many questions to be asked.



.....and someone will tell me that Nigerians are dumb, can we be dumb to this level sha? I doubt it.

naijanoni: It is no longer news that no Nigerian was listed in FIFA’s player awards for the 2014 World Cup players’ achievement award.
However, Nigeria could be compensated in the goals category.
Nigeria conceded 5 goals in total, scoring 3, two of those coming against Argentina from one man, Ahmed Musa.
The CSKA Moscow player’s goal has been included in the Top 10 goals for the tournament.
With the final showdown set to take place between Argentina and Germany, FIFA TV ran a compilation of the best goals so far with Ahmed Musa’s first stunner against Argentina coming fourth just before the final.
The first on the list is Van Persie with the header against Spain in the first game, followed by Australian, Tim Cahill’s half volley strike against the Netherlands and then James Rodriguez of Colombia’s strike against Greece in the first game.
Meanwhile rising reports have it that Ahmed Musa may not be renewing his contract at Russian club CSKA Moscow at the end of the current one.


http://pulse.ng/incoming/goal-king-fifa-lists-musa-goal-against-argentina-in-best-10-of-brazil-2014-id2981479.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Bi ao ba je ila, ama je ilasa. At least if we dont eat okro(ila), we will eat ilasa( or what is it's english name)

PAGAN9JA: I PAGAN9JA as a Nigerian Citizen, wish the Nigerian Government elected by me to Tax Religious Bodies in the Nation.

If not PAGAN9JA, who will?

antontech: they even hv a tool.

If you were Adam that named all the creatures, what name would you give to this tool?

What can I say than "God bless our health practitioners", because there is nothing we can pay them under this working condition, that can be compare with what they stand to gain, if they are in abroad. One more time




God bless our health workers.

sod09: Is dis not opon imo

No sir, its Opon Oranmiyan.

sympoto: Interesting, my wife must hear this

Which of them is she guilty of? Hope it's not that she snores, because she is too beautiful to be snoring.

Congrats to Pastor (Dr) David Oyedepo. A man of God relevant in all spheres of life, employing hundreds of Emeritus Professor. It's not a small work for your two institutions to be among the best ten in Africa.


1 Convenant University
2 Landmark University
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May God uphold your vission of all these seven universities in Jesus name. Greetings on behalf of your partner in the vineyard:


R.C.C.G

ElGuapo: @Op, Bar the genotype incompatibility, is there anyother concrete reason you have for your bruh not to get married to his fiancee?

If your answer to the above question is a capital NO then I'd advice you to let 'em be.

Listen, I once met a lady who had every feature I craved for in a woman. To me, she puts the P in perfection but dang! She was a sickler.

Friends expected me to back off at this point but man I didnt, for pete's sake she's got what I need in a lady, do I have to lose gold just b'cos of a lil scratch? She could be the last of her kind, so I couldn't allow people's views get to me - theories were propagated anyway and one was that El Guapo is serving some serious Ogoja spell

Your bro could be in such situation and I dont see your opinion or that of your parents changing anything.

I'd advice that you lot stray off his union. Instead of the incessant interferance, support him and his decision, they could become the perfect couple earth has been searching for aeons.

You dont have to push the emergency button when there aint any hazard.

Whao! I really enjoys your love story and the brave decision you took. how is your relationship, are you now married and how are you coping with her? This can really change people's mentality about sickle cell patients.

What is killing our boys is lack of encouragement from Nigerians. We blame them everytime they draw or loss a match. Can we celebrate our man as Uruguay celebrated Suarez, after everybody know that his absence caused their early exit from the world cup?


Are we better than Spain or England that failed to qualify? Please free the guy joooooooo!!!

youngice: [b][color=#026530] gay niggas suffer from totophobia


btw
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive

A NIGERIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows
You give both to pastor as seeds
You pray to God to give you milk [/color][/b]

Can you please give examples of country that practise each of these form of government. If its really true, it beat my years of experience as an ECONOMIST.

Good job well done Nigeria SARS. More Groundnut to your Garri.

brownlord1: And police arrested some members going for initiation the other day in Calabar abi?

Double Standard

I tire oooo. What is the difference between this confraternity and the campus Eye, Aake, etc?


Cultist na Cultist now.

Oh! My sweet watermelon.

I will forever remember year 2007 I started eating you for good.

expert101: Watermelons are sex enhancers. Take it 2 hours before you engage in any sexual activity. Your cylinders will fire well.

Sauce or Source. Just supply us with anyone of the two.

jeffizy: The same kind of car that took kefee to her final home.

Nice outfit by the way.

Meaning?

Some of them fails to differentiate their career (being a celebrity) from their real life. Relate with men as a woman and whom you are, not as society portrait you to be. Happy Sunday.