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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Ignored Mauricio Pochettino's Handshake After Being Substituted. by senteugene: 11:24am On Sep 20, 2021
He don start
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello & Femi Fani-kayode Poster. Would You Vote For Them? by senteugene: 7:22am On Sep 18, 2021
Hope DSS will investigate this.. Because the person is trying to destabilise the peace of the people
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Denies Comparing IPOB, Yoruba Nation Agitators With Boko Haram by senteugene: 1:33am On Sep 16, 2021
His spokesman is not Lanre Fasasi but Lanre Lasisi
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Group Shortlists 18 Potential Igbo Candidates by senteugene: 7:39am On Sep 15, 2021
I guess this is the list of politicians in the east
Food / Re: Photo Of Big Python And Bushpig My Brother Killed Last Night by senteugene: 8:56pm On Sep 11, 2021
Hunter
Politics / Re: Igboho Aides: Armed Robbers Hijack DSS Case File - Lawyer by senteugene: 2:03pm On Sep 08, 2021
John 11:35
Politics / Re: VAT: FIRS Threatens Those Paying To Rivers After Losing In Court by senteugene: 6:31am On Sep 08, 2021
We drink beer, we collect money..... you drink kunu and fura, you collect your money

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Celebrities / Re: Nedu Doesn't Deserve My Son - Uzoamaka Ohiri Speaks About Her Child's Paternity by senteugene: 7:37pm On Sep 07, 2021
Sebi dem say igbo women no dey do external runs?

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Romance / Re: Ghanaian Couple Stuck In Each Other While Having Sex by senteugene: 3:50pm On Sep 06, 2021
Do you know that it is very possible for a peni*s to get stuck inside a vagin*a during intercourse without the help from "Village people"?

It is a rare Occurrence known as PENI*S CAPTIVUS

The muscles of the vagina clamp down on the peni*s more firmly than usual,
making it impossible for the peni*s to withdraw freely from the vagin*a

Remedy:
Just relax, after orgasm, contracted vagin*a muscles would relax and the Cucumber would be let off the hook!!!
Family / Re: Deji Adeyanju: Churches Should Make DNA Test Mandatory For Child Dedication by senteugene: 2:15pm On Sep 05, 2021
I will recommend that DNA test should be a major prerequisite for issuing birth certificates and the FGN should make the test available for free. It will help curb infidelity among many marriages.

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Politics / Re: Adamawa Orders Closure Of 30 Boarding Schools Over Insecurity by senteugene: 2:12pm On Sep 05, 2021
Sebi una dey 'sai baba'… make una enjoy the film
Politics / Re: Lagos, Rivers Begin VAT Collection, FG, North Disagree by senteugene: 7:32am On Sep 05, 2021
When dem no get value, why will they collect VAT?
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Meets Doctors Via Zoom To End Strike, NMA Adamant by senteugene: 7:29am On Sep 05, 2021
The guy no dey hear news?
Travel / Re: Lagos To Divert Traffic For Today's Match Between Nigeria And Liberia by senteugene: 6:12am On Sep 03, 2021
Which kind wahala be this? England sef wey dey watch league every weekend, no get wahala.

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Education / Re: JAMB 2021 Top 10 Best Students by senteugene: 7:27pm On Sep 02, 2021
Which among these is from the North?
Sports / Re: Balogun Voted Man Of The Match In Rangers Win Over Celtic by senteugene: 7:26am On Aug 30, 2021
And nff no wan invite am because he open their yansh...
Sports / Re: "The Gold Medals Are Starting To Peel Off" Said Tokyo Olympians by senteugene: 8:44pm On Aug 28, 2021
Original fake
Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Commissions Shared Facility For MSMEs, New Power Station In Anambra by senteugene: 11:23am On Aug 25, 2021
November 6 loading.....
Politics / Re: Fayemi To Meet Tinubu In UK On Wednesday by senteugene: 7:22am On Aug 25, 2021
But they say Tinubu is hale and hearty.. Why is everybody going to visit him in London....
Celebrities / Re: Divorce: Paul Okoye’s Wife, Anita, Demands N7.8m Monthly Support by senteugene: 11:52pm On Aug 21, 2021
Somebody tunle she.... Somebody da ile ru... In daddy showkey voice

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Politics / Re: Declare Buni-Led Caretaker Panel Illegal, APC Chief Tells Court by senteugene: 12:18pm On Aug 19, 2021
No need...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Urge People To Leave Kabul Airport After 12 People Killed There. by senteugene: 10:24am On Aug 19, 2021
Islam is a religion of peace.... We go soon find out

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Politics / Re: Five APC Power Blocs Battle For Control Ahead Of 2023 Presidency Poll by senteugene: 6:19am On Aug 18, 2021
When he nominated Dr Olorunnimbe Mamora, the Lagos caucus opposed his nomination for second term as minister of state for health...

Mamora was not a minister in Buhari's first term, this story sef

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Aides Angry With Presidency For Releasing His Pix With Walking Stick- SR by senteugene: 11:39pm On Aug 13, 2021
Lie may go for thousand years but one day the truth will reign
Sports / Re: PSG Want Ronaldo Transfer As Mbappe Heads To Madrid Next Summer by senteugene: 11:16am On Aug 13, 2021
Make PSG kuku buy all the players in the world.. Make dem play together... I no wan hear complain from the coach oo

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Politics / Re: Dokpesi: Only A Northerner Can Win Presidency For PDP In 2023 by senteugene: 8:57am On Aug 13, 2021
People should stop this Atiku things... With Osinbajo and Zulum plus power, apc will win Atiku flat....

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Education / Re: BUK Student: Hisbah Arrested Us In Our Hostels, Conducted HIV, Pregnancy Tests by senteugene: 10:14pm On Aug 12, 2021
Una dey look Hisbah now... Una no talk oooo... This thing go soon boomerang

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Religion / Re: Pastor Moses Adeeyo Accused Of Marrying Church Member's Wife In Rivers by senteugene: 9:18pm On Aug 09, 2021
World Bank Assembly
Zenith Bank Chapel
GTBank cathedral
Citadel of Polaris....
Religion / Re: Sultan Declares Tuesday Muslim New Year by senteugene: 12:54pm On Aug 09, 2021
No public holiday?
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kindap Idris Mohammed, Niger State Commissioner For Information by senteugene: 10:19am On Aug 09, 2021
Well play...
Celebrities / Re: David Ajiboye Is Dead! Yinka Ayefele’s Fresh FM Manager Dies by senteugene: 9:21am On Aug 09, 2021
David Ajiboye ni tribune e seun... RIP
Politics / Re: Billionaire, Captain Hosa Okunbo Is Dead by senteugene: 9:21pm On Aug 08, 2021
Captain Hosa
Born 1940,
became 25 in 1983
Died in 2021 at age 63.... Hosa sa sa sa

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