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I can't count the number of married women i've fvcked Especially the ones whose husbands are outta the country.


I usually meet them at Gyms, Corporate meetings, Upscale restaurants & Malls

My height alone is intimidating and I've got a good sense of humor so these women always wanna get close.

Before you quote & insult me,make sure you're a saint

Damn

This is the most stupid thread i'll ever view on nairaland.

Nairaland has gone to the dogs....It is either the OP is a mod cos I can't imagine pushing such senseless topic to frontpage

Seun,you have a lot to do

So the idiot of a friend you have got married cos of looks.....Lol

I do tell people they should not get married cos of looks or beauty.... Marriage is more than that

If I wanted to get married to a sexy woman,I would have done that a long time ago....I don't wanna get married and start cheating on my wife with a more sexier woman

Hmmm

With those thick, seductive thighs of hers, getting a mansion won't be a big deal

Uglybwoi:
Makes you wonder if that was God's plans for the boy. Did he serve his purpose or was he just a means to another person's end..

This world is so annoying So that little boy was predestined to spend 1 year and eight months on earth and be beheaded

To what end? This life is a big scam

We need to stop this attitude of forcing people to do certain things like getting married, giving birth.

I'm 42 years old and I'm not thinking of marriage or giving birth cos it doesn't benefit me...

I have friends who are in their late 40's and who are unmarried and unbothered about it...These are multi millionaires I'm talking about.

Smh

My favorite fruit is banana cos it makes my "john thomas" to be big,thick and strong

Connected1:
The OP's husband is a smart ass.

He understands how most women are wired especially the ones with body counts (above 1).

If she complains about this to her husband, she may lose her marriage instantly, he may just forget about her and marry over there, not all men are Simpsons.

The best is to complain about the bad attitudes of his sister so she can change, but I know she's lying.

She should get intimacy gadgets(dildos), I have an Aunt who has them in her house, her husband has been overseas for 2 years now leaving her with 2 kids.

You're right....You can see I stated earlier that the husband's sister is there to monitor her..If married women with kids can cheat on their husbands,how much more a newly married wife with no kids

Connected1:
She can order for intimacy gadgets.

He went to hustle to provide a better life for them.

She's just needs freedom to continue hoeing.

Hmmm......No wonder a lot of married women whose husbands are out of the country are fvcking around....

I have fvcked at least five of such women in my estate

Some men do fvck up big time

How can you leave your wife here in nigeria and travel out of the country ...No wonder a lotta married women are fucking around.

OP , your husband's sister is there to monitor you...They know you might want to fvck around and they put her there to keep an eye on you.

If you get hot now,how would you handle such situations?Would you cheat ? Or would you get intimacy gadgets?

I'll love to know @OP

Kobojunkie:
I am definitely looking forward to it. Make I take eye see the wonder noodles you go make for us.

Quick warning, I hate soggy noodles..

I will blow your mind

Kobojunkie:
Create your own thread to show us with lots of pictures exactly what you mean so we can judge for ourselves.

Kobo my boy Be on the watchout

These bitches ain't doing shit.

Some of y'all cook noodles the wrong way

I make the best noodles in the world.

You can't eat my noodles and not fall in love.

Righteousness2:
The Signs of the times are everywhere! In the sky, on land and in the sea.
The Signs are so visible and audible for the blind and deaf to see sand Hear.

As you make all manners of preparation here and there.
Even as you make preparations to get your pvc and vote.
Do well to Prepare your soul for Eternity! Prepare to Meet JESUS.
We are living in the Last of the last seconds of the Last days.
JESUS Christ is Coming Quickly!

Before Jesus Christ comes

* The temple in Jerusalem would be rebuilt

* The man of sin would be unveiled

* The great tribulation must have taken place

* The gospel must be preached to all the ends of the world.

As far as I'm concerned,none of these has happened

After all these,Jesus Christ would come

God is wonderful.

poshestmina:
That natural 'earthy' smell of a man .

What do you mean by the natural "earthly" smell of a man?

Fvckwithmeyoukn:
Cum fetish - I love the scent and taste of CUM, it makes me more wet and hornier

Interesting

Lalasticlala ,help us move this to the promise land,let's get more views from nairalanders

A fetish is characterised as an obsession, not just something sexual that you are attracted towards.

A fetish should be unconventional yet harmless.

So what are your favorite fetish/fetishes

Mine are

* Voyeurism and display

* Body piercing

Let's go

I can never share my bed with any human being except my future wife & kids.

I love my privacy a lot....Infact I'm at my best when I'm alone.

I live alone in a three bedroom apartment....I can decide to walk naked around the house while blowing my Ganja or act anyhow I like with nobody interfering

Your dad is a weakling

Does he have a job? He must be jobless for him to be beating his wife who already bore matured kids for him.

If it were me, I would have him arrested.....That's the best thing you can do.... Report to the police or army and let them do their thing but tell them not to hurt him though cos no matter what, he's still your father.

Seun what's wrong with you sef?

Can't you employ reasonable and up to standard mods? The rate at which fake news hit front page these days is alarming.

WTF

I had a dream last night that Peter obi became Nigeria's next president

The polity is heating up

Nonsense

I have fvcked more than three deeper life girls this year and i met them on Michat

One of them even covers herself from head to toe and she doesn't use jewelery or wig.

Some people once they see a Christian or Muslim,they think the person is holy...lol

Some christians/muslims even visit herbalists and occultic men,they just dey use religion cover face...

Some of these over-religious people are hypocrites & have very bad character which they veil with "I'm a religious person"

My only regret in life is been born in this God forsaken country

Frigga13:
Anything Wike .. Lawan becomes the next President..

Na who go vote Wike ... Una just they call Wike .. where will a Wike get votes in Nigeria


Atiku is the only sure candidate in Pdp

No matter how Una hate this reality.. the north will massively for him ..
Any body wey wan doubt make he stake his valuable

Obi would have complimented him.. but igbos elders led by Ohaneze is foolish

Guess as it is .. Pdp don’t have a Vice .. that will win election from the south

Power to the people
North 2023

Bro I don't like Atiku cos he's a corrupt nigga but the truth is if PDP wants to win the 2023 elections,they have to field ATIKU.

No northerner would vote Wike....An average northerner would vote his greatest enemy from the north instead of voting for someone from the south.