₦airaland Forum

Thank you Marwa.....You will be retained to head the NDLEA.

Peter obi will be CBN Governor.
Kwankwanso will be a minister.
Wike might not get an appointment but will be heavily compensated and have all the charges against him dropped

I think Asiwaju should consider Sowore as Minister of education....Sowore will do well in that sector.

Tinubu will change Nigeria.

Mark this comment.

For Buhari,The First lady and a host of northern governors to support Asiwaju shows he's a detrabilized nigerian.

Nigeria will be great again my beloved people.

God bless President Muhammad Buhari ❤️

God bless President-elect Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu ❤️

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria ❤️

I can't believe I'll witness Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu becoming Nigeria's president elect and soon to be president 🤯

I will blow $10,000 on inauguration day 😁

These idiots don't know I'm their daddy 😇

Parachoko:
Sure it's going to be a bomb

Let us(Niaralanders) know when you finish writing it

Sure thang 😉

I'll hit you up when i come back to the country 😁

Moh247:
Believe me it's going to be a best seller offered to Political science students in year one of college

It will be free 😁

I benefited from Asiwaju's free education at Oshodi comprehensive high school,Oshodi in the late 90's & early 2000's nothwithstanding the fact that I come from a rich & influential home.

A man with a lot of proteges like Asiwaju need to be immortalized 🥰

I'm writing a book about Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Nigeria's most illustrious & influential politician 😍

Watch out

Moh247
Freestuffsng
Parachoko
Helineus




That book will be a bomb 🔥

Who gives a fvck about this irrelevant idiot?

Imagine the king of r&b being sentenced to jail for being a paedophile 🤯 Odd, right?

Dude was a Genius....I remember arguing with my Uncle in the 90's how R Kelly is the father of all male r&b singers 😅 Before R Kelly,we had Luther Vandross,The Isley Brothers,Teddy Pendergrass,Bobby Brown etc but he was different and super talented.

Interestingly,my favorite R Kelly song of all time is Sex Me 😁

Most of his songs and videos have been yanked off online.

I have drank coke in the United States,UK and some European countries and I can confirm that what they sell in Nigeria here is fake.

The worst of it all is the plastic coke...It is just water and coloring.

If you at least want to drink coke here in Nigeria,get the canned one 😜

I don't do African music but Seun calling Peter talentless is like Lil baby calling Kendrick Lamar Talentless.

The Buhari that I know won't obey this court order.

The cashless policy is good but not for a third world country like Nigeria.

The Grammys ain't shit no more.

I smoked weed for 22 years.

The problem with smoking is that long-term users do suffer from a life threatening ailment caused by organ damage.

I did exercise,ate good,had enough rest yet I was losing weight and looking unhealthy.

I smoked at least Ten stick a day and for 22 years,I never went a day without smoking weed.

I have a lot to say but I can't cos it might sound ridiculous to some people but anything smoke is bad for your body organs.....You won't feel anything until a small sickness like malaria or typhoid hits you.

The set of people I pity the most are youths of nowadays doing Loud, Colorado & Black mamba.....They will suffer the consequences in the future except they quit now.

Weed is a destiny delayer.....Run from it.

I can't do without music 🎶

I can't survive without food 🍝

And most importantly,I can't live without women 🧖

To hell with football 😤

This that Z shit, this that Z shit 😩

🥱

Spiff20:
You can be jobless, and without value and women will chase you. Of you see the kind of jobless men that are banging some of the beauties you know you'd be surprised. Women can be confused at times and choiceless. There's no single recipe to attract a woman, because even the women don't even understand themselves or know what they want.

I'm not talking pepper sellers and worthless slay queens.

I'm talking virtuous & resourceful women not some random ratchet ass slut 😁

The last time I wooed a nigerian woman was like 15 years ago.

You can't have value and be chasing after women....Women love men of value and will do anything to have them.

If we're to weigh the OP now,he might be jobless, uneducated and lazy yet he's running after women

Wise up 😎

Good music and beautiful women make me happy

Once I'm down or unhappy,I listen to 90's r&b or start looking at some beautiful women's pics or videos.

A large amount of popular pastors in Nigeria are fake and into the occult.

I don't support rubbish but the easiest way to be rich & revered in this country is by being a pastor..... Christians don't read their bible,they just follow their pastor's word.

Nigeria is a big joke

If not that nigerians are smart but not intelligent, they'll definitely know who Gistlover is.

The person is a woman disguising as a man and she's based in Europe.

She also own multiple blogs( More than 20) on Instagram alone.

Religion is the biggest scam in history.

Why? Because they're all man made.

Jesus Christ lived and died a Jew.

It was Paul who founded Christianity

Smoking Pure J With The ill Nanna

That Gistlover blog is a home wrecking and destructive blog.

A blog followed by jobless married women,slay queens and simps controlled by their wives.

That book was discovered in the 40's & 50's by some shepherds & archaeologists in a cave.

Some people say it's heretical while some says it was deliberately removed from scriptures.

I read it and I love it.

My favorite part was when Enoch said he saw an ocean in heaven greater than earthly oceans and also darkness greater than earth's darkness.

FashionCookie:
Bros no matter how many pics you snap or the angle you wish to snap from, the food no make sense be say e no make sense.

And that sacrifice on your DP is what makes sense?

jeromestarks:
Abi o.

The world is upsidedown. People don't like the truth.
These non virgins hate me because I say the truth.
They want to be mounted by many men and still expect a man who has worked so hard for his money to pay Bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of inlaws just to have their worn out pvssy.

Is that not wickedness?

Worn out pussies with their nasty and unhumanly behavior Not to talk of their entitlement mentality

Woe betide me if I ever marry a non-virgin nigerian woman

mariahAngel:
You don't have the right to be, if you're not Italian.

I'm more Italian than an Italian

LordReed:
It's a flick on the nose to pasta lovers. They didn't even shred the chicken!

The nerve

The audacity

I'm appalled