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That's Alaba market and I own four shops there

Some of those boys repairing phones make 30k a day.....Multiply that in a week

And the smelling hoe said they met in a club,not a bar This shows the dude is a baller

AndroidAI:
I was addicted to weed too. But if you're determined to stop, you will. You just have to make up your mind to deal with the two weeks withdrawal which is hell. No appetite. Boredom. Insomnia. Night sweat. Vivid dreams. And the worst, cravings.

But once you get past this stage, you have conquered it. I am six months sober, after smoking daily for 5 years.

See, the benefits of being sober is too much. If i start writing the benefits, it will turn to a textbook. I am now in control of my mind, not my mind controlling me with urges to smoke.

Thanks for the inspiration

I really appreciate.

AndroidAI:
You have messed up your dopamine system... What you need is total detoxification but unfortunately, it's not easy. You might need some outside help. Get in touch with a therapist, and replace your habits with healthy ones. It will take your brain time to create new neural pathways. I think there are deeper issues that you're masking with weed and sex.

Ain't easy at all....I been doing weed for over 15 years and even though I look good,I'm thinking of quitting.

I just gotta keep my head up high

OvulatoryMenses:
Are you okay? So she shouldn't praise herself for taking care of her kids.

You think it's easy?

I don't think you're a parent yet,if not you won't be castigating her.

So the husband don't deserve some praise?

I wish he was on nairaland

He should come see how his wife is praising herself cos of a meal

ahnie:
They think it's easy to be responsible parents.
Every responsible parents out there should not only bn given accolades,we deserved to be given medals.

Children are not an achievement in life.....Don't get me wrong,I love and adore children but you brought them to this life and it's your responsibility to take care of them.

No sane parent should ask for accolades for taking care of kids you brought to this life...Did they beg to be born?

Smh

Hi nairalanders

I need your opinions on this please.

What a life

I make money but I'm addicted to weed, alcohol and sex....I can't help it at all....What makes it worse is the money I spend on sex alone....What I spend on sex in a month alone would buy a brand new car.

I have a notoriously high libido that I can't go a day without having sex and my sperm is healthy and always thick.

Funny thing is when I try to stay off weed, alcohol and sex,I get depressed....Once I'm back to the habit, depression is gone but I fear for my health and my money...

I hate paying for sex but nowadays everything is transactional....Even some married women do bill their husbands before sex.

Another thing is I don't fvck ugly women...I love my woman facially beautiful,sexy,neat and also from a decent home....Not these ratchet ass hoes who're available for every nigga

Hmmm,truly life ain't a bed of roses

Coldie:
Apostle Suleiman way don cast even before nengi become celebrity, na him nengi want to fvck to spoil her brand?

If nengi dae do runs me personally know men with runners excess way for don tumble her Tay Tay, nengi na dat kind of girl way u fit spend heaven and earth on pant u no go see.

Take it from me

Mumu

I'm sure you masturbate to her pics on IG everyday...That's why you're obsessed with her like this

Nengi wey boys fvck like hell for Uniport?

One of my boy don even fvck her wella last year for parkview, ikoyi

With just 5million,you can have her....Even Tiwa savage won't reject 5 million naira for a round of hot steamy sex

Do you know Apostle rakes in billions from tithes, offerings and donations from church members....Not forgetting he's also into oil & gas

So nengi ain't shit....Even mercy eke get levels pass am

He knows He just ain't bothered cos he know they just playing They're his people

How can a terrorist group kidnap their grand commander? It's like catholics around the world threatening to kidnap the pope

sisisioge:
She might have caught an infection, probably from you.

I'm very neat and healthy....Infact,I'm a medical practitioner...

I know what I'm saying

In 2007,I made 30 million naira and blew it in a
month....It was so funny.

Money brings confidence & respect and confidence & respect requires resources.

Imagine having 200k in your pocket ready to blow in one night Not to talk of the one in spare accounts with the ATM cards with you

Club Xtreme on Akin adesola,VI and Reloaded at Awolowo road,ikoyi hear am from me that year

It's crazy but I need to know the reasons

Some women are too neat but they stink once in a while Why?

This ain't a thread to bash or demean women but why do y'all seeds of eve ooze once in a blue-moon

I once fvcked a neat ass queen more than 25 times and she she never smelled until a certain day I fvcked her mercilessly and she oozed so badly

N.B - This ain't a hoe but a decent working class neat ass woman

Aldol:
Do you remove the watermelon seeds before blending?

No....The seeds are nutritious.

Aldol:
Wow,thanks

You're welcome....I'm over 40 years old but I have the skin/looks of a teenager...I drink blended cucumber and water melon everyday and I can tell you the benefits are enormous.

Aldol:
At the bolded, any benefit of that? I like to know

Blended cucumber helps cleanse the skin and hydrate the body.

It also kills bacteria on the skin cos of it's alkalinity.

Go and get shea butter aka ori in yoruba and start using it as your body cream.

Also if you have a blender,buy a cucumber and blend it and drink it everyday.

And make sure you shower a lot and steer clear off heat.

Also make sure your bedsheets & clothing are squeaky clean.

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
it's your empty head that is funny.

No vex You too dey para

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
I only asked you to show me where!, I no go school so I can't comprehend so show me, not insulting me, I've read over and over again, she , hers everything pointed at the girl. Principal only address as principal. So show me

He's a teacher and the principal is her boss if not why would he tell the girl to report to the principal? It simply means they work together so your question of how does he knows the principal is female is funny

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
how did you know that principal na woman

You must be 7 years old

WTF

Can't you read?

thesicilian:
She's not that delusional if you understand even half of what she writes.
Say what you will, but personally I find her very intelligent and entertaining. Her refusal to always follow the bandwagon sets her apart from other journalists.

Very true....She's an asset to we nigerians but her being unique/blunt makes people see her as mad

No wonder she always says nigerians are smart but not intelligent

I have actually learnt a lot from following her alone on her social media platforms...

I make about 3.5 million naira every month and I spend nothing less than 2 million naira monthly.

*600k on food, fruits,water,orders(Pizza,soups,grilled fish etc)and groceries

*400k on bitches

*300k on Loud

*250k on Booze

*200k on refuelling/servicing my cars

*150k for Bambialas aka beggars....They are everywhere.You see them at the malls,salon,markets, churches/mosques,bars etc

*100k for Supplements

I can see some fools lamenting about Ben getting married to Jennifer

They've always been in love with each other even after jennifer got engaged to A Rod.

At Ben's age,I'm sure he ain't looking for fresh pussy or beauty but he wanna spend the rest of his life with a woman he knows in and out....You know that best friend typa love shit

I'm not saint....I have slept with over 1000 prostitutes from Codedruns,Inmessage,Badoo,Tinder,Bumble and Michat.

You see prostitutes carry lots of disease and badluck but do you know there are some decent women with more vicious evil spirit in them? Some are Ogbanje or Marine Queens

Go to some deliverance churches and see decent, educated and super beautiful women with wicked evil spirits in them.

Sleeping with prostitutes is bad but do we have a choice as men when almost all the women around are prostitutes?

A girl of 15 years is already advertising hookup on Michat and funny thing is she might be living with her parents so people won't know she's a hoe

Please if you want fvck prostitute, fvck them but don't be lazy...If you're lazy, you'll blame the hoe for badluck.

Go to Jolly friends hotel at Ikeja or Cynergy suites at Amuwo odofin and see married multi millionaires who have been patronizing the place for decades

Fucking deluded idiots

How do they know it's virgin mary? Has anyone ever seen her?

No wonder the bible says even Satan is disguised as an angel of light Demons can disguise as angels to deceive even the elect not to talk of gullible peeps in this country

Why do Catholics call Mary the mother of God?

Why do Catholics bow down to images?

Even Apostle Peter was more honoured than Mary by Christ...Mary was just an instrument to bring the messiah to the world....Nothing special about her

Poor men see children as achievements

You see a poor man living in a one room apartment having ten kids while a influential billionaire might have just two kids

Savourt:
You this man I dey ask you again. You sure say you be SerikiFulani?

Don't judge a book by its cover

I know who I am

50 cent never had any beef with eedris abdulkareem....50 cent doesn't even know who eedris was then and till now so how can they have beef?

Eedris fvcked up,we knew he was fighting for the rights of nigerian artists but he was betrayed by charly boy who was PMAN president then.

Charly boy as PMAN president was pissed when he heard about the incident and he stormed the airport with some of his loyalists but the nigerian breweries boss bribed him with millions to throway face

What eedris should have done was to approach 50 in a friendly manner and try to promote himself and make friends with him....He was the biggest star in Nigeria then so 50 couldn't have shun him...And this incident happened in 2004 when 50 cent was the number one artist in the world.

A younger acquaintance confided in me and told me he has been masturbating for about ten years and I asked him what he noticed about masturbation...

According to him....

* Masturbation makes him fresh and younger...He says anytime he masturbates,his skin is always glowing and he looks younger

* He also says masturbation makes him loose weight instantly....Not till the next day.... Immediately he finishes masturbating,he notice he has lost significant amount of weight

* Another thing he said was that masturbation made him not want women cos he felt why should I go after a woman when I can self-service off

* He also says masturbation is an open invitation for demons and lustful spirits.

* Lastly he said masturbation made him cum quick if he has sex with a woman.

FavorofGod:
Hello nairalanders,

I usually use this handle when I need my post to be anonymous. I posted about a problem I had about 10 years ago on this forum. Please refer to it on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/866329/why-dont-enjoy-penetrative-intimacy.

Background to the story is that I have never had an orgasm from penetrative intimacy. No matter how long or hard my hubby tries, it never happens. I can't even pretend to enjoy it. But it comes frequently by clitoral stimulation and oral intimacy. I had resigned myself to enjoying only oral intimacy, then allow my hubby to climax through penetration. I used to wonder if I had a different sexual orientation, but I'm usually strongly attracted to alpha males (my hubby must not see this). I assumed those moans ladies make during penetrative intimacy were not real.

I changed jobs recently, and I stay alone away from family, and travel monthly to see my family. I don't have many friends and after work, I occupy myself with movies. When I have strong urge (conji) which is not often, I relieve stress by clitoral stimulation or rarely phone intimacy with hubby.

About 5 nights ago, I became Hot, but didn't feel like clitoral stimulation. I remembered I had some cucumber, and I washed one properly and started gentle thrusts in and out. To my greatest surprise, I was enjoying it. within a few minutes, I had an earth-shaking, toe-curling orgasm. I couldn't believe it.

So many questions passed through my mind. Why hadn't it ever happened before? Was it the novelty or the smoothness? I decided to try again the following night. It was the same result. I told hubby the following day. He was stunned, but asked me to try not to be addicted to it. I guess he was a bit jealous. I tried again last night just to see if the result would be the same. I got the same result. I don't even need to imagine any dirty images, once the thrusting is going on, it will surely happen with a cucumber.

So I decided to bring it here. Why cucumber and not the real thing? Anyone with similar experiences? How can I enjoy this with hubby?

NB: My hubby is the only man I've ever slept with.

This is my opinion

You need a strong and always erect dick....The type of dick that stays & stand strong even after cumming....That's why you had an earth-shaking, toe-curling orgasm using a cucumber.

Jesse25:
Do you stay in the North?

No.....Lagos.