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The Spears family is nothing like the average American family, so this says nothing about "western values".
Most sexually active teenagers in the western world (except blacks) are smart enough to use contraceptives.

she sings sincerely and spiritually, closing her eyes

I can also do that!.

right now telling me he has a surprise 4 me.i wish its all about my money.
when its come to loving, i normally turn to a complete fool.

The solution: don't ask based on how you feel. Act based on what you think.
More importantly, don't listen to any sweet talk until he returns your money.
Don't allow any scoundrel to take advantage of your current loneliness. He's not worth it.

But the most important thing is this: don't entertain him until you get your money.
If you can't get it back yourself, involve his elders and your family and friends.
He sees you as a fool and he's just trying to use you. Your affections are wasted on him.

If he withdrew the money in your account in order to test you, has he returned the money?

Don't be a complete fool in the name of love, please. Love is over-rated, get over it.

Not having your time is a little problem - it just means you need to break up.

[b]Stealing your money [/b]is a bigger problem.

Wazzup?

Hala!

We are always making noise about how everything is the responsibility of the government. It's our way of excusing our laziness and apathy. And that is why we will never move forward. Great countries did not become great because of government. They got good government after they became great. A country filled with progressive and productive people can be managed by anybody. A country filled with lazy complainers will never move forward. "Government" indeed.

1) Covenant University.
2) www.google.com
3) en.wikipedia.org/

Isn't the purpose of the law forbidding tinted windshields defeated when you can just buy a permit to use one?

I think you'll just have to manage the mouth odor like that. There's no easy way out.

One more reason why it's better to marry someone from your tribe - you won't have to speak English to each other.

It's not such a big deal; she doesn't have to get mad. Getting mad won't solve any problems.

How do I get my hands on a Starcomms internet connection? I'm dying to get broadband!

Do you know why?

Heh. Hilarious.

Apparently, they are all allergic to nairaland. I'm just about ready to declare this subforum a failure.

What's a lion?

mukina2, Akolawole,

What about "Stock Market Tips For Nigerians"?

I would lke you to post pictures that were taken in Nigeria.

How did you get a loan without having a plan for it? Did you 'borrow' the money without owners' knowledge?

Pot and kettle calling each other black. Both should be thrown into the dustbin.

There's no nice way to say such a thing, so just tell her what you think, IF you have to.

It's kinda unsmart for you to say this after I had already suggested one nice way to say it: "don't you think something loose and elegant will flatter your figure better?" I don't understand why people don't put more effort into saying things the right way. It costs you nothing to think for a while before you open your mouth to criticize.

Why this man go die for aso Rock in the presence of his son?

That's the best thing that could happen. You want him to die in the absence of his son?

1800 naira doesn't sound like a lot of money. Multilinks users pay 500 per day for dial-up speed; it's horrible! What you need to know is the actual cost per gigabyte that they are charging. God, we need broadband.

You sincerely believe that your boss is "dangerously hot"
You want to be "so close" with him like your old buddies.
You want to befriend him in order to get ahead. Hmmm.
You want to be "so close" to a "dangerously hot" person.

How do I tell her nicely she is far too fat for tight clothes

"Don't you think something loose and elegant will flatter your figure better?"
(you don't need to call her "too fat". That would be an unnecessary insult)

sawyerrken has been banned

Welfare state? I don't want it. I cannot entrust my welfare into the hands of a government that cannot perform its basic duties. I'll rather have my destiny in my own hands and in the hands of people who voluntary choose to help me because they believe I'm worth helping. Thank you.