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RAM is the most likely culprit, by far. To free up more space, replace your heavy programs with memory-efficient ones.

I'm also interested in this but the "omo onile" problem scares me.
What can we do to invest safely in Nigerian real estate? Please educate us!

What is the source of this story? Without a source, it may as well be hearsay or satire.

There is no right one. But I've noticed something recently - Nigerians are not that obsessed with acting as a profession.

How did it go?

What? When did this happen?

Start here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acting (everything you need to know)

See also:
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-36891.0.html (acting lessons in Nigeria)

Acting lessons:
http://redbirdstudio.com/AWOL/acting2.html (reading this so I can guide amateur actors)

People commit suicide due to severe depression as a result of personal problems and not national problems. Do you think Americans don't have personal problems? Human beings will always have problems!

Can you imagine not being able to do all those things and also looking old and very ugly?
A lot of old people are very lonely. Maybe if they were more pleasant to look at they won't be?

Hmm. Spiritual curse? I don't believe it.

Force her off you!

Heh. Children are not obligated to make their parents happy, since they did not choose their parents.

Staring is very good. Especially if the girl shows off her cleavage or tummy.
It's an insult on her womanhood not to stare. It is our duty as men to stare!

wow, kilma, thanks and please send my humble greetings to your colleagues.

If the 'love' is great, we can work with a plastic surgeon to get it removed. O ma se o. Wicked parents.

I want to be the Henry Ford of the movie industry, by coming up with a consistent and affordable process.

Wow, It's amazing. Definitely better than all those quack Kennis Music videos. And the lady can pose.

I love the show. I don't appreciate the writers' preoccupation with the theme of murder in a comedy.

What happened to "All this will remain when I am gone"? I think such an ambition is worth it, really.

Here's another one:

I Need your Couragement I Was Drive Out from D Skool In My Final Year
Please i need u courage i am in my final year i was drive out in my school bco i ask my friend a question in d exam hall.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-9640.0.html

But I don't want to be cruel.

What happens when all the people you have affected by your friendly smiles, friendly hellos, nice compliments, and helping hands all die? When they die, you will be forgotten. So it takes much more than that!

Result of multi-decade political planning:
- Guarantees a second term; the "war on terror" plan worked for GW Bush.
- When the initiative fails, you can just blame it on your successor.
- To prevent this from happening, your successor must terminate it and start his own never ending plan!

Who named her thus?

I love comedians. But in case you're serious I hope you're familiar with my religious (un)beliefs.

Funny threads and posts?
I nominate this one by glodave:

Please some body should tell mi what 2 do!
anytime i see my guy he turn mi on,
, and if he catch mi, he take his time, and take mi slow.
and i must lose control

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-7018.0.html

What's your funniest thread or post?

If you make me unhappy or uncomfortable, why won't you be banned? I can't leave my site for you, can I?

In other words, you will work very hard to make sure you earn more. What if her salary also keeps rising?