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Orange juice.

Volvo or Ferrari?

Firefox crashes frequently on my computer, though I like the interface and the features. I am at loss about how to have a crash-free browsing experience!

last year.

When was the last time you had sexual relations with someone of the opposite sex?

Most problems which require the use of assembly language - such as operating systems and device drivers - have been solved already or are being solved by specialists in the companies that produce such products. Complex problems are best solved by languages that allow you to think on an absract level. If you write the program in a high level language and it's just not fast enough, then you can consider C++ or assembly language.

Computers have become so fast that most problems these days can be solved by super-high level programming languyages like PHP and Python. So why trouble yourself with C++ or Assembly language? It took me a while to accept this.

Well I think I am an infidel.

Yeah. It's a touching story. I "jealous" you for the love you hav for your mum.

Welcome to Nairaland, brother!

Sadly, I am yet to break a heart. Hopefully, I will have the opportunity soon!

When was the last time you were so stressed up you felt like just running away from your responsibilities?

My mistake. I guess my advice was also a bit harsh.

Girls. So did the Alhaji hypnotize her or what? She wants to eat her cake and have it. She wants to remain a virgin for boyfriend and husband-to-be and at the same time enjoy the sweetness of Alhaji. Rubbish.

Solution: there is nothing she can do. The young man who calls himself her boyfriend will never forgive her so she should go and look for another boyfriend. She should not even bother to ask for forgiveness because she will not get it. Even if he tries to forgive her the issue will never stop disturbing him in his mind. He will always bring it up when there's an argument. The relationship is doomed, sorry, and it is all your friend's fault.

The basic problem is that our young man doesn't like her lifestyle. Therefore they should separate peacefully and maybe when next they meet she will be in a position to offer him a lucrative job.

But under no circumstances should he try to discourage or change her because such girls are rare and it's not good to deprive Nigeria of what she's going to achieve if encouraged. if you can't keep up, drop out - no shame in that.

We are inefficient and so we should not invest in technology that can be misused or which can harm people if wrongly used.

Why don't you just listen to the woman's story first? I won't answer your questions until after you listen to her story a.k.a. testimony. Listen first, talk later.

Thanks. The first job seems to be a European job?

This is similar to my topic My Computer Keyboard Often Needs Reinsertion or Rebooting. I solved the problem by buying a new keyboard and mouse, though I was told I could simply clean the contacts of the mouse and keyboard.

Dear Sir,

Thanks for replying and providing yr valuable advise. Ya I am from Indai.

In the captioned matter I would further inform you as under:

1. He is regularly monitor by Physician.

2. He is not diabtic.

3.Presently he is not fatty, inspite that he is taking low fat and low salt diet in daily chart.

4. Atenolol 25 mg is a part of Amlopress AT 25 mg which he taking 1Tab OD.

5.He is taking Tab Emdure 60 1 OD.

6. He have history of Prostate also. Whether Prostate is a reason of increase of Blood Urea & Creatinine.

7. Recently Doctor priscribed Tab Hytrine 1 mg 1 OD.

You have advise Tab Enalapril 10 mg 1 od: Kindly inform us that apart from recovering his kidney whether this tablet can help in reducing Blood Urea & Creatinine or not.

Your further advise and treatment in the matter is highly solicited and can boost our mental support.

Regards,

VK SHARMA

It appears he's not conversant with the idea of an Internet forum. But because this issue is important I am cross-posting all responses.

Can someone get a warranty with a fairly used laptop?

The Nigerian software industry will develop naturally as the demand for what they have to offer grows. Alternatively, if the telecoms system of the country can be further developed such that the cost of high speed Internet access is very low, then software outsourcing will become profitable and the demand for software talents by foreign companies will spur the local software industry to greater heights.

The truth is that consumer software has become a commodity. Thanks to Linux and the worldwide open source movement, you can get 99% of what you need for your personal computer free and from the Internet. This is an advantage in disguise, because we won't have to waste our time reinventing these software products for the Nigerian market - we would only have to go to FreshMeat.net and download . So there is little or no demand in the area off-the-shelf software and it's ok if the Nigerian software industry doesn't get involved in it.

When it comes to custom software development, the poor performance of PHCN (NEPA!) is making it unwise for small and medium scale businesses to use software to automate their operations. So the only place where a reasonable of demand for local software exists is in large multinational corporations and government agencies. And that is what the few software companies in the country are focussed on. Getting multi-million naira contracts from a handful of institutions. Obviously, the software people will not be able to gain a lot of experience by serving such a tiny market.

The only way forward that I see for this industry is for telecoms and power supply services to become inexpensive and reliable, so that software outsourcing operations and development of software for SMEs will become much more viable.

How would a Nigerian manage to get more than one CC?

Blasphemy!

It is not blood, it is milk. His milk was spilled for our predestined mistakes!

Political science? Well you will be paid the same as what a graduate of Yoruba will be paid.

Ok, ok, I guess it depends entirely on the job. However, the better your qualification the more you will be paid for the same job (I wonder why!)

Elderly Lady X

1) Kind/peace-loving nature.
2) Honesty.
3) Intelligence and ambition.

They are quite reliable these days, so please go ahead and send the Linux CD.

Here are some thoughts:
- Your husband seems to love you. Wow!
- Never let your happiness depend on the cooperation of someone else in particular.

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For me SCORPIO takes the cake HANDS DOWN. Take a peek at her profile picture, guys, and tell me if you disagree.

SCORPIO your beauty is truly fearsome and is certainly capable of triggering car wrecks and heart attacks. You ought to carry a permit to look so damn fine. Lord have mercy.

Well you guys, any other contenders come close ?

Bah. All because you saw her partly exposed boobs. Ladies, that's a fashion tip for you. If you can just show your boobs in such a way that they appear to be genuinely large (push-up bras), even grown men of the most sophisticated variety will lust after you.