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byvan: There is a possIbility that he picked the hair from the hotel bed,he doesn't necessarily need to have a female company for that to happen.The chances of this is high when you sleep naked in hotel rooms.

Amazing!

He just needs to tell her the truth, whatever it happens to be. ..... but mheeeen, he just kill action for that woman body sha! She had been faithfully waiting a long time for him and he was going around 'necking' other people. How would he have felt if he had come home to find his wife reeking of the neighbour's aftershave or find strange male underwear in their bed?

If he cannot control his urges now, he will likely not control it during the times she is not available for sex when they get married. If he does not understand that he should keep himself pure, safe and loyal to his bethrothed like she is doing for him, he is not likely to do so when he is married to her.

If she doesn't mind a man who occasionally cheats on her for now (and may grow into a serial cheat), she should marry him ........ afterall many women prefer to marry men who 'actively' seek to infect themselves (and their faithful wives) with std/hiv .... 'insert sarcastic smily here'

It is a show of appreciation of the speaker taking their time to address the listeners, and it usually saves the person leaving the pulpit/podium from a very awkward walk back to their seat.

Miracles abound .....

Fine as long as their are no pagan incantations chanted on the preparations.

Freksy: "After this manner therefore pray ye : Our Father which art in heaven..." - Mtt. 6:9.......He taught us how and to whom we should pray.

John 14:13 --- And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son.

Example: Father, I ask for sextuplets, In Jesus name!

Thanks for sharing! Hilarious! Will be getting a copy.

A gathering of the brethren where you praise, worship, pray and study the word together, encourage and help one another will suffice. We do not magnificient edifices to gather to the lord in. The time will come when we will not be able to gather in churches, this already the situation in many places on earth where christians meet 'underground'. If Boko says they will bomb some churches on a certain day, many people will stay at home on that day. God is there, where two or more are gathered in his name!

@ OP;

Congratulations, and good luck!

There's nothing to mourn on Good Friday! It's a day to rejoice in the salvation that God's right arm brought us! Easter is the reason we are reconciled to God, and there is no sorrow in that reconciliation! We don't mourn Christ because he didn't stay dead, he rose to glory! Alleluia!

Waiting for the rest of this script, Bro! LWKMD!

Abraham is the father of faith. Nothing stops anyone from attaching themselves to any father they like!

Freksy: Jesus never said we should use his blood like tarpaulin to cover things with...........oh Lord cover so and so with the bloooood of Jesus! With the blooood of Jesus!! With the bloooood of Jesus!!!

Jesus never said when praying we should shout "holy gho.........st fire! Holy gho.........st fire!! Holy gho........st fire!!!

Jesus never said we should pray to him, but through him........oh father Jesus, oh father Jesus, thank you lord, thank you Je..........sus! Thank you Je.......sus!

Jesus never said we should command his father or say repetitive kind of prayer, as if God is hard of hearing ........God I command you! God I command you!! God I command you!!! in Jesus name we pray, amen! In Jesus name we pray, amen!! In Jesus name we pray, amen!!! In Jesus name we pray, amen!!!!

Let people pray to Jehovah whichever they feel like! Jesus complained to you yet? Go easy on the Phensic o!

nzechu: Jesus never said the op should post things he never said on nairaland

#waiting for ur post on things Jesus said

Tell him and his fellow troublemakers, Bro!

An Easter Celebration (Jesus Poured Out † He Is Risen † Come To Jesus)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvqKfugNEL0?t=3m55s

Happy Easter, everyone!

God bless the mod who removed that very offensive thread about christ on the cross. Happy Easter, everyone!

Psalm 107: 8 - 16 King James Version (KJV)
8 Oh that men would praise the Lord for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men!
9 For he satisfieth the longing soul, and filleth the hungry soul with goodness.
10 Such as sit in darkness and in the shadow of death, being bound in affliction and iron;
11 Because they rebelled against the words of God, and contemned the counsel of the most High:
12 Therefore he brought down their heart with labour; they fell down, and there was none to help.
13 Then they cried unto the Lord in their trouble, and he saved them out of their distresses.
14 He brought them out of darkness and the shadow of death, and brake their bands in sunder.
15 Oh that men would praise the Lord for his goodness, and for his wonderful works to the children of men!
16 For he hath broken the gates of brass, and cut the bars of iron in sunder.



This Easter, by virtue of the death, resurrection, life, victory, reign and power of the Lord Jesus Christ, we decree:

1. that the power of resurrection bring back to life, every good thing that is dying or has been dead and buried in our lives, in the name of Jesus!
2. that every door/gates that has been shut against success and victory in every sphere of our lives be opened, in the name of Jesus.
3. that every shackle with which we have been bound be broken, in the name of Jesus.
4. that every power holding us captive, holding us to ransom in any area of our lives, be bound eternally, in the name of Jesus.
5. that every pronouncement made against our lives that is not found in Christ, be nullified in Jesus name.
6. that as Christ rose to glory, we rise and shine for the glory of the Lord.
7. that the gifts that came with the resurrection of Christ be manifest in our lives, in the name of Jesus.

... and we declare, in the name of Jesus:

1. that we are no longer captives to any power under heaven but free men through the work that Christ finished on the cross. We are more than conquerors through Jesus Christ, our Lord and saviour.
2. that the King of glory reigns in every area of our lives
3. that we live for Christ to the glory of God

Amen!

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@ OP

See Galatians 5: 19 - 22

If the Bible says the sexually immoral shall not inherit the Kingdom of God, and it condemns fornication in many places, why do you expect us xtians to tell you fornication will land you in the kingdom of God?

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Perhaps, the defence convinced the Judge that Oscar may be able to run but he would not be able to hide, being a very distinguishable fellow.

.... brings back to mind the matter of the british guy who the SAs say arranged for his new wife to be killed on their honeymoon. The SAs wanted him back so bad in SA behind bars but they seem to be letting this indigene roam around freely. Double standards, eh?

When you have ghost people on the census to boost the north's population figures, won't these ghosts go to school as well? These ghosts will grow up to become ghost local government staff with its headquarters in a mud hut in the middle of nowhere. Just wait until you see ghost senators, ghost governors and a ghost president!

LISTENING TO GOD - (WALKING WITH GOD) - Dr Charles Stanley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvAnQCoPH2Y

vedaxcool: Lol the problem with "speaking" to God is that u would never know when the foolish part of your sub conscious which controls ur enormous ego begin deluding you that it is God? The funny part of it all the gospel don't record Jesus speaking directly with God, how petty minded christians who have dreams of making it big and flying jets that are not yet in the open market manage to achieve the feat of speaking to God directly remains mind bogging indeed!

Do I sense plenty of jealousy and ignorance here?

Alfamann: 53 minutes of nonsense.

If you watched that and can still conclude that it is nonsense, then I can safely conclude that you do not know the Xtian God or walk with him.

Sirniyeh: Hello,
watching your video is irrelevant because the preaching therein will full of erroneous myths.
Nobody speaks with God. You can only hear the voice of your spirit man. Every individual has his personal assigned Ministering Spirit to work for him. How you develop it determines its effectiveness. Shikena!

Really? ... and on what do you base your position that no one speaks with God? Please, kindly explain how your theory/belief/practice as you stated above works.

yomisabere: Friends of the people.... lol

Naaaaaaaaaah! You are confusing armed robbers with the Police! The Police is your Friend!

I am certain that there is enough wisdom and enough money at the Household of God to compensate this disgruntled pianist. Afterall, those who serve at the altar are entitled to eat from the Altar. This is a matter that should be settled out of Court, in Church, xtian brother to xtian brother, in love.

RIP to Wole. 70 is good.

When will people learn? Don't pay to get a job, not even ₦100! They can wait till you get your first month's pay (I won't hold my breath there as they've got no job for you in the first place)! Government should do something about this scammers o!