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FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by seyibrown(f): 12:50pm On Dec 03, 2012
honeric01: My last comment on this thread

I have the feeling this young man is not a true christian and i won't judge you if you are or not.
but if you're a christian, you should know that you have just 2 options in Christianity, it's either you get married, stick to one wife and live with her unless in a situation of infidelity.

Or you don't marry at all and NOT ENGAGE in anything se.x, (Eunuch) (This is what Jesus taught Christians).


One more thing, have you ever thought of this? you have a mother who's willing to take care of these kids, what if your dad did the same thing, would have had a mother to look up to that you'd be thinking of her taking care of your kids?

Pray this prayer only if you need God's help in returning the trust you have lost for women.

Lord, heal me of every affliction
Lord heal me of every burden
Lord, heal me of every pain
Lord, give me solutions to every marital and relationship difficulties
Lord, heal me of every past wounds
Lord, come against inborn negativity towards relationships
Lastly, come against impurity of the heart.

I believe you have trust issues and you are tired of trusting and getting disappointed, hence the reason you're taking the route.

Mind you, i don't have anything against your decision (if you check my previous comments), but if you're a christian, you're talking the WRONG route, if not, then good luck!
You said it, Bro!
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by seyibrown(f): 12:45pm On Dec 03, 2012
Idowuogbo: Yearrrit! U gon love every bit of d pounding and jerking. Na2day? Pfft!!
You got me ROTFLMAO! Just when I was checking to see if it would be Artificial Insemination or not!

@ stpat1 : ..... and I wonder if the PSM gets paid for the 'trying for baby time' ... You've prolly already covererd that in your answers somewhere
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by seyibrown(f):
stpat1: God willing I will.
That is the funny thing! You are banking on 'the willingness of the God whose will you refuse to follow' to keep you alive throughout the term of the contract. You want to enjoy fatherhood without the responsibility of being a husband! grin grin grin ... remember Onan who wanted to enjoy intercourse without the responsibility of raising seed for his brother? God sees our heart all the time ... especially when we are trying to take short cuts or evade our responsibilities. It pays to do things God's way as a chrisitian (I assume you are one because you said 'God willing' in response to my original question - which was rhetorical BTW). My point is ... get your own wife and raise godly offspring (natural or adopted). You have no need to go the way of the world ... nothing but tears and sorrows at the end of it!

If you still wish to do things the 'non-God way', you will indeed find a willing partner as you are basically looking for a 'surrogate mother' in order to avoid godly and appropriate responsibility.

I do hope you find the 'bone of your bones' soon!
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was Never Married. Why Don't Christians Emulate That? by seyibrown(f): 11:43am On Dec 03, 2012
globexl: Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene. The anointing in with oil at Bethany was the first phase of his traditonal marriage to magdalene and wedding at Cana ,where Jesus was said to have turned wine into water, was second and final phase of their traditional wedding. Read those passages carefully with your eyes open, then ask any person who understand Jewish culture to confirm. The editors of of the Bible , having crowned him son god, went ahead removed all references to his education, his sojourn to Egypt, India, and Tibete; all in an attempt to rob him of his mortality and give him a god-like stature.
Similar to the claims of 'the corrupted Bible' without the 'uncorrupted original' to back it up. angry
Christianity EtcRe: Is It True by seyibrown(f): 11:28am On Dec 03, 2012
cherish: I need urgent respond
... urgent response for what? And why?
Foreign AffairsRe: Egyptian Court Sentences 7 Christians, US Pastor To Death Over Anti-Islam film by seyibrown(f): 11:22am On Dec 03, 2012
Sweetnecta: seyi will not complain about holy ghost because that will be blasphemy. I know. Muhammad [sa] was only a human being and he should be blamed for what you can not blame the holy ghost upon.
Sweetnecta, How many people have been recently sentenced to death for blasphemy of the holy spirit? Why does the Egyptian Court not let Mohammed/Allah judge these 'blasphemers'? Is it because Allah/Mohammed cannot judge these people by themselves?

Blasphemy of the Holy Spirit can only be committed by those who know the holy spirit but deliberately deny his work and attribute it to someone else.

Hope you had a lovely weekend! grin
FashionRe: Uniben's Winfrey Okolo Wins 2012 Miss University Nigeria Beauty Pageant by seyibrown(f): 11:14am On Dec 03, 2012
She is gorgeous!
Christianity EtcRe: Word Of Advice- How To Beat Muslims In A Debate by seyibrown(f): 10:00pm On Dec 01, 2012
Sweetnecta: ^^^ The fellow who needs his head examined: These "Islamic Scholars" that you are raving about, using their tangential position as the reality of Islam, are similar to Biblical Paul who was so tangential to Jesus of the Bibles in Matters of Who God is and the relevance of the Laws and prophets before Jesus arrived to the prophetic office.

Muslim scholars can have their opinions and even Fatwas. We in Islam will examine it and if found to come within Quran and or Sunnah of the prophet [sa] as transmitted to us y the companions [ra] and the 2 generations that followed them [ra], we will not reject it outright. It may call for further critical analysis before totally embraced.

[s]But the case of the other nations is different. Let me use the christians to illustrate my point. The tangential position of Paul become the Footing, Foundation, walls and window and roof of Christianity. What Jesus said becomes merely the site; ground, pathway and garden surrounding the house Paul built. This means that they colored and wrap something that does not work with attraction. A jewsih rabbi explained the condition of the christians in the following: If a King is kind to his subjects, how appropriate is it for the people to recognize and honor the king's palace hand more than the King
especially when the palace hand told the people that all power and privilege belong to The King? How will the King feel towards the people who ignored him, but came running towards the palace hand with song and dance, singing his praise, embracing him and prostrating to him, instead of the King?


The jews have their Rabbis instead of Paul and Moses is just a footnote.[/s]
Baba Sweet, try to always stay on point ... you seemed to have been making an argument but you went off course in the struck out bit ...
Christianity EtcRe: Invoke Gins To Bring You Money by seyibrown(f): 9:53pm On Dec 01, 2012
Small2lion: Do u want a spell that command gins to bring u raw cash.contact me for d ebook via small2lion@gmail.com or 08102271449
grin How much have the jinms brought you in total?
Christianity EtcRe: Banned By The Ayatollah Again! From Today, No More Christian Bashing! by seyibrown(f): 9:50pm On Dec 01, 2012
vedaxcool: And how old was Mary when she conceived jesus?
And Why is Jesus ancestry so filled with people the bible claim to be adulterers, murderers, inces.terers?
They seem not to be able to go by without chanting Islam!
............... just a reminder of your agreement that only insane muslims insult Jesus! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Egyptian Court Sentences 7 Christians, US Pastor To Death Over Anti-Islam film by seyibrown(f): 6:21pm On Dec 01, 2012
.... simply mind-boggling! Sentencing peole to death for saying how they feel about a dead man whose life-time character is questionable!
Christianity EtcRe: Banned By The Ayatollah Again! From Today, No More Christian Bashing! by seyibrown(f): 6:17pm On Dec 01, 2012
It is not impossible to discuss matters relating to Islam outside the Islamic section on NL away from the reach of MORSIlatunji and any other MORSIs ...... cool
IslamRe: First Gay Mosque To Open In Paris by seyibrown(f): 8:39pm On Nov 29, 2012
vedaxcool: lol grin grin grin grin grin so you mean to say the bible insults Jesus? wow that is something new! Truly no sane Muslim will insult Jesus, unless you mean quoting what the bible attributes to be the ancestry of Jesus is insulting him, then blame luke and mathew, the anonymous writes of the bible! grin grin grin grin grin grin who gives Jesus the "purest" ancestry according to the bible of course that ancestry consist of Murderers, Incest"ers" ,Adulteers and teh list is very long, so blame your bible, we muslims don't believe that Prophets commit sin as heinous murder, incesty, etc. I know of a christains who remains very proud of such ancestry, so why are you crying foul, all because the bible wrote foul! grin grin grin grin
Ijogbon man! You kuuku know say na your fellow muslim talk am. Any Muslim wey insult Jesus dey insane ! grin grin grin grin LWKMD! I can't believe that this matter gives Logicboy03 the opportunity to take his pound of flesh off you! Next time remember: THOSE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT ........ SHOULD NOT SHE KINI? MI O GBO? SHOULD NOT SHE KINI? Now write that in full with ontu one million times and drink and bathe with it grin grin grin grin for complete permeation of your spirit, body and soul!
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Observation About Atheism, Christianity, Islam And Paganism!!!! by seyibrown(f): 8:13pm On Nov 29, 2012
Try arranging them in Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, french, German, Twi, Chinese, Japanese, Arabic etc ... and let's see how much water your yeye theory holds!
grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Islam, Temporary Marriage & Christainity. by seyibrown(f): 8:10pm On Nov 29, 2012
^^^^ Are today's temporary marriages conducted on battlefields?
Christianity EtcRe: In Need Of Bible-based Spiritual Healing by seyibrown(f): 7:54pm On Nov 29, 2012
If your preferred solution is a bible-believing church, you need to state where you are located in the post. I could point you to a bible-believing church in Edinburgh but how helpful would that be if you lived in Cornwall or Australia.
CrimeRe: Nigerian In UK Charged With Rape of 11-year-old Girl by seyibrown(f): 2:39pm On Nov 29, 2012
... and even though he is guilty in the eyes of the law, will he get appropriate punishment? Will he no tbe let out soon again on 'day release' to terrorise more children as all other pe:dos are? SMH and hisses at world justice! undecided undecided So sorry for the poor girl!
IslamRe: First Gay Mosque To Open In Paris by seyibrown(f):
bola4dprec: The twelve signs are as follows:
1. Appearance of the Mahdi atop a white horse
2. The false messiah, Masih ad-Dajjal, shall appear as a great beast-like creature with one eye good and the other blind, and the mark of Kafir. He will claim to hold keys to heaven and hell and lead many astray, although believers will not be deceived.
3. The return of Jesus from the seventh sky to assist the Mahdi against Dajjal
4. Ya'jooj and Ma'jooj, two tribes of vicious beings which had been imprisoned will escape. They will ravage the earth, drink all its water, and destroy all life. Allah will eventually send worms and insects to wipe them out.
5. Medina will be deserted, with true believers going to follow Mahdi and sinners following Dajjal
6. A short legged and thin ruler of Ethiopia will attack Mecca and destroy the Kaaba
7. The Beast of the Last Days, or Dabbat al-ard, will populate the entire planet
8. A pleasant breeze will blow from Yemen that will cause all believers to die peacefully
9. The sun will rise from the west
10. A first trumpet will sound, and all remaining humanity will die, followed by a period of forty years, at the end of which smoke will envelope the world for forty days
11. The Qur'an will be taken to heaven and even the huffaz will not recall its verses
12. A second trumpet will sound, the dead will return to life and a fire will start from Hadramawt in Yemen that shall gather all people of the world in Mahshar for the Last Judgment The dead will stand in a grand assembly, awaiting a scroll detailing their righteous deeds, sinful acts and ultimate judgment. Muhammad will be the first to be resurrected. Punishments will include adhab, or severe pain and embarrassment, and khizy or shame. There will also be a punishment of the grave between death and the resurrection.
Thanks for the above, Bola. Could you please kindly give the Quran/Hadith Chapter where I can go and find the above please (and for the education of others as well) ... copy and paste without proper referencing is not enough proof these days. Thanks again.
IslamRe: First Gay Mosque To Open In Paris by seyibrown(f): 2:21pm On Nov 29, 2012
[quote author=miss_bola]This was prophesy Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)predicted. He said that towards end of the world these things will happen:

1. there will be GAY IMAM AND GAY PEOPLE WILL PRAY BEHIND HIM
2. MOTHERS WILL BORN THEIR MASTERS which means that CHILDREN WILL RULE THEIR PARENTS especially their mothers, which is what is happening all over the worlds today especially in the west
3. PEOPLE WILL DRESS BUT THEY ARE NAKED, such as wearing tights clothes the jeggins, leggings, etc.
4. THERE WILL BE MUSIC INSTRUMENTALS EVERYWHERE, they are more musicians now than they were before singing sexual songs.
5. FORNICATION AND PURSUING SELF DESIRES WILL BE EVERYWHERE, In the west you can hardly watch a film without sex scene and they are now including HOMOSEXUAL in almost all movies including CHILDREN MOVIES RATING PG. Even in some primary schools in UK they are teaching them about homosexual, I saw it on the news.
6. Some Muslims will follow the 'DAJJAL/FALSE MESSIAH/ANTI-CHRIST'
7. AND SO MANY MORE! DO RESERCH AND STUDY HISTORY.

FOR THE BELIEVERS, THE ONLY WAY WE CAN SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD AND TO INHERIT THE PARADISE IS TO HAVE FEAR OF THE CREATOR, PRACTISE OUR OBLIGATORY REGULAR PRAYERS, FOLLOW THE WAY OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD (PBUH), READ YOUR QURAN DAILY, READ THE HADITH, TEACH OUR CHILDREN AND APPLY DISCIPLINE because GOD WILL QUESTION US ON JUDGEMENT DAY THAT DID WE LOOK AFTER AND IMPLEMENT FOR THEM TO HAVE FEAR OF GOD, FORBID EVIL, ASK FOR HIS FORVIGENESS AND MERCY.

As for me, I already know these things will happen and holding unto GOD WITH HIS MERCY and Teaching my children is what give me peace. PEACE EVERYONE!!!!!![/quote]The above is amazing! Can you please give Quran/Hadith links to where Mohammed predicted the above? I need to read this! cool cool
IslamRe: First Gay Mosque To Open In Paris by seyibrown(f): 2:13pm On Nov 29, 2012
lalaosky: lmao...can't wait to see various riots all over islam countries to protest this.i just pray another innocent life won't be taken
.... not gonna happen. If the French government (or any other western country's government) were to announce it was building a gay mosque, the world would be burning as we speak write! Who would the 'ungay' muslims take out their angst against? The gay Muslims? ....... don't think so ..... How do you recognise a gay muslim? By his beard, his 'a bit short' trousers or his Tasbih? ..... Not very easy to differentiate. Much easier to terrorise those who do not look like muslims and who are very likely not muslims!
IslamRe: First Gay Mosque To Open In Paris by seyibrown(f): 1:57pm On Nov 29, 2012
Geewan: May be you should start following you bible in totally as well to increase your number.

Exodus 21:10, "a man can marry an infinite amount of women without any limits to how many he can marry" is there to guide you.

Ignorance and confusion of the highest order!
Exodus 21:10 - New International Version (NIV)
10 If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights.


@Geewan: What is the taqiyah -ing all about?
IslamRe: First Gay Mosque To Open In Paris by seyibrown(f): 1:43pm On Nov 29, 2012
talkmarkay: My Brother, stop displaying ignorance, please seek good knowledge and stop being deceived, no sane Muslim will ever abuse Jesus Christ (PBUH)
Can I quote you on the above bolded? grin grin vedaxcool and co, shey you dey hear? grin grin Only insane muslims abuse Jesus Christ? grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Islam, Temporary Marriage & Christainity. by seyibrown(f): 1:13pm On Nov 29, 2012
It is prostitution ... many of these temporary marriages last about an hour or two!
Music/RadioRe: Given The Power, Which Musician Would You Resurrect? by seyibrown(f): 12:51pm On Nov 29, 2012
Gbenga Adeboye
FamilyRe: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by seyibrown(f): 8:39pm On Nov 28, 2012
@ poster

Can you give the 'arrangee mother' a guarantee that you WILL be alive/hale & hearty/of sound reasonable mind THROUGHOUT the 'term' of the contract so as to perform ALL of your contractual obligations in this proposal? Imagine her being 7 months gone with you not around or able to fulfil your part of the contract ...
Christianity EtcRe: Trinitarians And Bitarians , some food for thought by seyibrown(f):
frosbel darling, You gat two or three questions waiting here on this thread for you o! cool cool
Christianity EtcRe: That Praying Couple... by seyibrown(f): 8:16pm On Nov 28, 2012
... link incomplete!
Christianity EtcRe: Worst Bible Translation? by seyibrown(f): 8:14pm On Nov 28, 2012
plaetton: Ok o wise one. Kindly help your less intelligent nairalanders by explaining in detail, since you have done the research, how the five translations come to mean the same thing.
Pls.
Though we mock from time to time,We are all here to learn.
We are eager to learn this one.
They all mean the same thing ... two of the translations have included the name of the exact place where the second goat goes to!

If one said 'send the second goat to the wilderness; and another said 'embalm the second goat for display in the national museum', you would have a case of different meanings ... but they don't. The second goat is 'sent away' in all the five translations! The reader/researcher still arrives at the same conclusion. cool cool
Christianity EtcRe: Worst Bible Translation? by seyibrown(f):
plaetton: kjv lev. 16 :8
16:8 He is to cast lots for the two goats--one lot for the LORD and the other for the scapegoat

English Standard Version.
And Aaron shall cast lots over the two goats, one lot for the LORD and the other lot for Azazel.


New Living Translation.
He is to cast sacred lots to determine which goat will be reserved as an offering to the LORD and which will carry the sins of the people to the wilderness of Azazel.


Young's Literal Translation
'And Aaron hath given lots over the two goats, one lot for Jehovah, and one lot for a goat of departure;


Douay-Rheims Bible
And casting lots upon them both, one to be offered to the Lord, and the other to be the emissary goat:


One sentence , five different meanings.

Mistranslation, mistransliteration or just deliberate obfuscation?

So much for the the inerrant words of an omni omni god.
lol
The translations have exactly the same meaning ... it is just clearer in some and in the others you need to do a bit of research to come back to the clear meaning. Shall I say 'so much for your own intelligence' since you couldn't apply your Primary School Leaving Certificate to arrive at understanding the 5 translations.
Christianity EtcRe: HELP MY Friend:he Hopes He Dosen't Offend GOD By Doing This by seyibrown(f): 3:59pm On Nov 28, 2012
Herbalist or Pagan Priest? They can be two different things. I know there is a difference because my grandmother was an herbalist but not a pagan priest. If he is going to get herbs mixed to help with his anxiety, this is different form him going to have spirits invoked by a pagan priest on material/herbs for him to use. The first is purely medicinal and is acceptable while the latter is spiritual + medicinal and not acceptable for anyone who professes to be Christian.
Christianity EtcRe: List Of Nairaland Pharisees by seyibrown(f):
obadiah777: what bible are you reading ? hope you know all those NIV are not real bibles. the only real bible is the KJV. you err if you dont read KJV
Now, you need to back the above with the Bible ... failure to do so will will mean you should top the table in an entirely new category as Chief Pharisee c/u/m Sadducee! cool
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by seyibrown(f): 2:37pm On Nov 28, 2012
HumbledbYGrace: did u read that there r joining fees? tongue
Welcome
How mush? grin Whatever happened to 'freely you have received, freely you should give'? grin grin I'll report you to Jesus o! grin grin

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