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Nairalanddiary:
This is bleaching

This ain't bleaching, this is a ghost story

jnrbayano:
When I was small, I hear the word "foundation" whenever construction work is ongoing.

Now, I see foundation constructed in the human face.

I swear

jnrbayano:
When I was small, I hear the word "foundation" whenever construction work is ongoing.

Now, I see foundation constructed in the human face.

I sweatr

Mr. President, GEJ is out of the presidential office... stop deceiving yourself and gullible Nigerians. There r other aspects of governance that need urgent attention!!!

Naijasinglegirl:
I am very calculative of the times I make use of an ATM. If it's not very early in the morning, I don't bother except it's an emergency cos the last thing I want is to meet a queue. A queue containing one or more of these characters.

1 Mr Miracle
This one has 380.36 in his account yet he slots in his card at least five times to withdraw 5K, hoping for a miracle. He doesn't leave the ATM until he is certain 'insufficient funds' is spelt correctly. I met one like that last month. He kept reinserting his card and on a closer inspection, I found out he was trying to withdraw N400!

2 Mr Grumpy
This one is fond of picking quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine keeps reading his pin is incorrect or his card has expired, he keeps swearing. Often times, he reports the ATM to the next person on the queue. Like we care!

3 Mr Meticulous
The is that guy that adds stew to his jollof rice. He is the annoying guy dude counts and confirms every single note of his money before exiting for the next person as if he can beat up the ATM if N20 is missing. Nigerians and their trust issues though.

4 Mr Chief/ Mr Thief
This one acts as if the world is ending. He is on a mission to drain the ATM. You think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. He is either a wealthy person or one of those scammers that stole someone's debit card. At a point, the 2K people like us starts begging him not to exhaust all the cash in the ATM.

5 ATM Class Prefect
This impatient guy on the queue is usually the last to arrive but assumes anybody that spends more than five seconds at the ATM is an illiterate. He moves from the beginning of the extreme, grumbling and hastening everyone. If you spend more than 5 seconds, he'll walk up to you and offer to help you operate the ATM even when you are not an illiterate.

6 Mr Trust Issues

The old man that feels everyone on the queue is a thief on a mission to memorise his ATM pin. He positions himself in a way that his entire body completely covers the ATM. He never fails to curse anyone that comes five metres close to him.

7 Mrs Clueless

This is that old woman that has been practising how to use an ATM for the past 5 years. If you take a closer look at what she's doing, you would discover each time the machine reads "Would you like to continue, Yes or No", she smiles and does nothing.

8 Mr Unemployed

He has no money to withdraw but he joins the queue with four of his ATM card with the intention of checking their various balance. He eventually recharges N100 with quickteller and walks away with his head held high.

9 Mr Questioner

This one is always asking questions. He doesn't care if you came to use the ATM or not! He's always asking, "Is it paying?", "Which bank are you using?" "Have you withdrawn?"

I hope I didn't omit any category? I'm not sure where I belong but my worst fear is when I sight Mrs Clueless in front of me. You?


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/9-annoying-sets-nigerians-youd-meet-atm-queue/

NSG... I can't resist the urge to read what ever has ur name on it... Muaaahhhhh

This matter is dead on arrival. my guess is we all know why!!!

[quote author=martineverest post=47228287]when ibos were in charge no one complained..

Toluwarni:
She's doing this in her private time, why should it be any of our business?!

But this girl is dumb though Dolphins are mammals not fishes

I bet there r something's she does know, that u don't...

ruggedtimi:
Lincoln nav...nice ride. M sure e money bought it for him. Cos dats e money's compound

so he can't drive his car to visit his brother

Shehucom:
Herdsmen here, Herdsmen there.. Every killing is now attributed to ''suspected ''herdsmen.

Don't get me wrong N/lnders, am not saying herdsmen didn't kill him o.

which other sect kill by maiming their victim

LastMumu:
and you had to spoil the fun of the thread with this your tribalistic balderdash?

ehhhh... u will obviously turn blind eyes to the second comment, buh cry a river whence u see a comment about your tribe!!! Hypocrite.

oyb:
Looks like the DSS is finally back and shaking off the mess of the gej years

Ignorance can be disturbingly lethal

Babacele:
u don't understand......if we always support rogues, and participated in GEJ's government when we had all the power in the world for almost 6 years and didn't ask for Biafra only to start disturbing Pmb's government with violent agitations because he won and we lost, is it sensible and sincere? Nobody sane would flow with such hypocrisy. It is very simple to demand for a referendum if we are not being teleguided by people facing corruption charges; tell all our gatekeepers to stop work - a peaceful strike for a week or something- and demand for a referendum peacefully. but are we really sincere?

I get u... buh I can assure u that if PMB had won, and meted out fair and equal judgment, without favor or bias, I bet u Biafrans wouldnt have raised even an eyebrow. buh the man was outrightly sectional, damning all consequence, to d glaring sight of even d blind!!! Igbo's are no fools, that will be subjected to such scornful penury, and u expect them to keep shut. Its even worse amongst the youths, evidences by the shameful and derogatory manner with which they address matters of each section of the country here on Niaraland. Igbo's are seen as they minority, that can be trampled upon, buh we choose to differ. If someone doesn't want to be a part of something, if he doesnt want to be part of an association,(cos that's what Nigeria is) I don't see how difficult it is or it can be to just let him go... I am tired of Nigeria, Igbo's are tired of Nigeria... They should let us go... Period!!!

jieta:
u can educate us what the,'R's mean. if possible how and when d policies were implemented.

Ignore d man

Babacele:
so wetin una achieve with the GEJ years wey una wan die for am?

so, Government and governance is all about sectional abi regional gains when I say this stupid country should b split, twill b like am talking trash... there is no and there will never b oneness in this country!!!

robosky02:
OP let me educate you a bit it seems you are an ignoramus,
you would have simply ask why the oath.
because the benefitof MEDICINE to humanity can not be quantified.


This is the original version of the Hippocratic Oath, in Greek and then followed by the English translation:


ὄμνυμι Ἀπόλλωνα ἰητρὸν καὶ Ἀσκληπιὸν καὶ Ὑγείαν καὶ Πανάκειαν καὶ θεοὺς πάντας τε καὶπάσας, ἵστορας ποιεύμενος, ἐπιτελέα ποιήσειν κατὰ δύναμιν καὶ κρίσιν ἐμὴν ὅρκον τόνδε καὶσυγγραφὴν τήνδε:

ἡγήσεσθαι μὲν τὸν διδάξαντά με τὴν τέχνην ταύτην ἴσα γενέτῃσιν ἐμοῖς,καὶ βίου κοινώσεσθαι, καὶ χρεῶν χρηΐζοντι μετάδοσιν ποιήσεσθαι, καὶ γένος τὸ ἐξ αὐτοῦἀδελφοῖς ἴσον ἐπικρινεῖν ἄρρεσι, καὶ διδάξειν τὴν τέχνην ταύτην, ἢν χρηΐζωσι μανθάνειν,ἄνευ μισθοῦ καὶ συγγραφῆς, παραγγελίης τε καὶ ἀκροήσιος καὶ τῆς λοίπης ἁπάσης μαθήσιοςμετάδοσιν ποιήσεσθαι υἱοῖς τε ἐμοῖς καὶ τοῖς τοῦ ἐμὲ διδάξαντος, καὶ μαθητῇσισυγγεγραμμένοις τε καὶ ὡρκισμένοις νόμῳ ἰητρικῷ, ἄλλῳ δὲ οὐδενί.

διαιτήμασί τε χρήσομαιἐπ᾽ ὠφελείῃ καμνόντων κατὰ δύναμιν καὶ κρίσιν ἐμήν, ἐπὶ δηλήσει δὲ καὶ ἀδικίῃ εἴρξειν.

οὐδώσω δὲ οὐδὲ φάρμακον οὐδενὶ αἰτηθεὶς θανάσιμον, οὐδὲ ὑφηγήσομαι συμβουλίην τοιήνδε: ὁμοίως δὲ οὐδὲ γυναικὶ πεσσὸν φθόριον δώσω.

ἁγνῶς δὲ καὶ ὁσίως διατηρήσω βίοντὸν ἐμὸν καὶ τέχνην τὴν ἐμήν.

οὐ τεμέω δὲ οὐδὲ μὴν λιθιῶντας, ἐκχωρήσω δὲ ἐργάτῃσιν ἀνδράσι πρήξιος τῆσδε.

ἐς οἰκίας δὲ ὁκόσας ἂν ἐσίω, ἐσελεύσομαι ἐπ᾽ ὠφελείῃκαμνόντων, ἐκτὸς ἐὼν πάσης ἀδικίης ἑκουσίης καὶ φθορίης, τῆς τε ἄλλης καὶ ἀφροδισίωνἔργων ἐπί τε γυναικείων σωμάτων καὶ ἀνδρῴων, ἐλευθέρων τε καὶ δούλων.

ἃ δ᾽ ἂν ἐνθεραπείῃ ἢ ἴδω ἢ ἀκούσω, ἢ καὶ ἄνευ θεραπείης κατὰ βίον ἀνθρώπων, ἃ μὴ χρή ποτεἐκλαλεῖσθαι ἔξω, σιγήσομαι, ἄρρητα ἡγεύμενος εἶναι τὰ τοιαῦτα.
ὅρκον μὲν οὖν μοι τόνδεἐπιτελέα ποιέοντι, καὶ μὴ συγχέοντι, εἴη ἐπαύρασθαι καὶ βίου καὶ τέχνης δοξαζομένῳ παρὰπᾶσιν ἀνθρώποις ἐς τὸν αἰεὶ χρόνον: παραβαίνοντι δὲ καὶ ἐπιορκέοντι, τἀναντία τούτων.[4]


the English translation:


I swear by Apollo The Healer, by Asclepius, by Hygieia, by Panacea, and by all the Gods and Goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will carry out, according to my ability and judgment, this oath and this indenture.

To hold my teacher in this art equal to my own parents; to make him partner in my livelihood; when he is in need of money to share mine with him; to consider his family as my own brothers, and to teach them this art, if they want to learn it, without fee or indenture; to impart precept, oral instruction, and all other instruction to my own sons, the sons of my teacher, and to indentured pupils who have taken the physician’s oath, but to nobody else.

I will use treatment to help the sick according to my ability and judgment, but never with a view to injury and wrong-doing. Neither will I administer a poison to anybody when asked to do so, nor will I suggest such a course. Similarly I will not give to a woman a pessary to cause abortion. But I will keep pure and holy both my life and my art. I will not use the knife, not even, verily, on sufferers from stone, but I will give place to such as are craftsmen therein.

Into whatsoever houses I enter, I will enter to help the sick, and I will abstain from all intentional wrong-doing and harm, especially from abusing the bodies of man or woman, bond or free. And whatsoever I shall see or hear in the course of my profession, as well as outside my profession in my intercourse with men, if it be what should not be published abroad, I will never divulge, holding such things to be holy secrets.
Now if I carry out this oath, and break it not, may I gain for ever reputation among all men for my life and for my art; but if I transgress it and forswear myself, may the opposite befall me.[5]


the Modern version:


I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:...

I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those physicians in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow.

I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures which are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic nihilism.

I will remember that there is art to medicine as well as science, and that warmth, sympathy, and understanding may outweigh the surgeon's knife or the chemist's drug.

I will not be ashamed to say "I know not," nor will I fail to call in my colleagues when the skills of another are needed for a patient's recovery.

I will respect the privacy of my patients, for their problems are not disclosed to me that the world may know. Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. Above all, I must not play at God.

I will remember that I do not treat a fever chart, a cancerous growth, but a sick human being, whose illness may affect the person's family and economic stability. My responsibility includes these related problems, if I am to care adequately for the sick.

I will prevent disease whenever I can, for prevention is preferable to cure.

I will remember that I remain a member of society, with special obligations to all my fellow human beings, those sound of mind and body as well as the infirm.
If I do not violate this oath, may I enjoy life and art, respected while I live and remembered with affection thereafter. May I always act so as to preserve the finest traditions of my calling and may I long experience the joy of healing those who seek my help.


Written in 1964 by Louis Lasagna, Academic Dean of the School of Medicine at Tufts University, and used in many medical schools today.

Baba has divulged our "secrecy"... U shouldn't have, so that those ignoramus could keep on wallowing in their ignorance... Nice piece though... Great minds!!!

SirWere:
The delusions continue....

Pathetic people who can't make the cutoff here springing nonsense...

Carry on, it's a free world....

That's d classical scenario here... He should channel his aggression to JAMB...

goodman3:
Good day!.....
I believe there are Christians in here. I am here to speak on an issue which I have taken time to think through.
I see a lot of christian folks in the medical profession and most times I ask what they are doing there. Every medical doctor is under an oath which Its origin is not fully known. Before u can be a doctor, u will have to swear the HIPPOCRATIC OATH......on the day of your INDUCTION. in the Christian faith, it was clearly stated that swearing of any form is not allowed and considered a sin. Why then do I see Christians in medical school? Are they not aware of this OATH? Or did they just choose to turn a blind eye to the truth?
The medical profession has always been like a cult since the days of Hippocrates. It was initially designed with knowledge of secrets of the practice that should only be passed down to children of physicians in the olden days. Medical practise actually started like a brotherhood/cult.....the medical logo says it all(a snake wrapping a cross).....my point here is anybody who calls himself a true Christian cannot become a medical doctor without SIN (TAKING THE OATH).


So my dear Christian friends, are you really for God or do you choose to go against his instruction just because you want to enjoy the gains of being a medical doctor?.......THATS BEING A HIPPOCRITE!

d oath u r stupidly talking about, is it sworn in secrecy!!! Is it not done on d day of induction(like u rightly said) an event attended by all and sundry. Family, friends, wellwishers... How d bleeding fvck is it a clandestine activity? Gullible Nigerians have made a mess of Christianity... people such as this OP. They claim to b saintly, buh when u see them act, one can swear that hell itself spat them out...

ValentineMary:
Ironically one of the attributed writers of ur gospel (Luke) was a physician. And OP the snake sign is not a cult sign ooo in fact it was gotten from the story of Moses when God told Moses to make a bronze serpent.

Christians on nairaland would not kill me with laughter.

Don't mind d delusional OP

goodman3:
Good day!.....
I believe there are Christians in here. I am here to speak on an issue which I have taken time to think through.
I see a lot of christian folks in the medical profession and most times I ask what they are doing there. Every medical doctor is under an oath which Its origin is not fully known. Before u can be a doctor, u will have to swear the HIPPOCRATIC OATH......on the day of your INDUCTION. in the Christian faith, it was clearly stated that swearing of any form is not allowed and considered a sin. Why then do I see Christians in medical school? Are they not aware of this OATH? Or did they just choose to turn a blind eye to the truth?
The medical profession has always been like a cult since the days of Hippocrates. It was initially designed with knowledge of secrets of the practice that should only be passed down to children of physicians in the olden days. Medical practise actually started like a brotherhood/cult.....the medical logo says it all(a snake wrapping a cross).....my point here is anybody who calls himself a true Christian cannot become a medical doctor without SIN (TAKING THE OATH).


So my dear Christian friends, are you really for God or do you choose to go against his instruction just because you want to enjoy the gains of being a medical doctor?.......THATS BEING A HIPPOCRITE!

Someone will sleep at night, and wake up in the morning to start spewing shit!!! I guess this one is one of those bittered fellow that couldn't secure an admission to study Medicine

alobright17:
omoyemirally:
Y beating dem wen dey are couple?
I believe dey can do it anywia dey like,dat one is their own cup of tea.


My thought tho


The above statement was what really brought the Childish calling ,because anywhere can be anywhere in the church,stadium,Market place,bank,school village square,even before parents e.t.c.such thought of having sex anywhere remain childish to me.

I didn't call her childish for those shameless couple caught in the bush ---but her thought of saying sex act can be done anywhere is what I want you to defend her for since you're in support of the adult thought of hers,while I'm been childish before you all because I never accepted such thought of hers.

Still on 2016,the act of having sex in the bush was even backwards,which sane person or lady will accept you laying her in the bush in this jet age?Minding Business in U.s.a is not when it come to having sexx in public.

Oga u r talking plenty... Even in ur USA, u mean to say people on camping, when having sexual urge, will chill till d get to the cozy confines of their homes or hotel rooms You don't know what led to what happened, so stop judging...

alobright17:

Your thought is childish though

what's childish about d thought
1. it ain't rape... 2 consensual adults making love
2. it wasn't on d street or in the church... they still had to hide in a bush.
3. The a couples for crying out so fvcking loud...
I don't see who's business it is... U walking in on people having sex, u either leave, collect ur 10% or ... just fvcking leave!!!

Yuneehk:
Question: How do you feel when your boyfriend/girlfriend puts someone else's picture as D.P?
Answer: Hell NO!!.
Hunie is everything okay?

I can't stop laughing

Hongbenga:
Biafrans and enemies of the nation are on ground always expecting negative news from and around the
Presidency they can't pray for their Nation and their President like other developing Countries. Shame on u all.


Get well soon Mr President. Real and Reasonable Nigerians wish you a speedy and total recovery IJN.
Amen.

Odiegwu nnoo... Do u know how many people his mediocre policies have sent to their early grave or kept in hospital beds enwebeghi ihe o huru!!!

bejeiodus:
The new slogan accurately expresses the task the PDP has set itself to--to drive out the inept leadership of the APC.
It is a slogan that would buoy party loyalists and supporters to give their all as the race to the 2019 general elections hots up.
Those who make derisory remarks about the new slogan seem not to understand that it is a mission statement that would propel the PDP back to Aso-Rock in 2019.

someone finally thinking and talking sense

plaetton:
If you do not keep up with FACTS, that's your own weakness, ignorance and folly,,.not mine.

My hobby here is to repudiate statements and opinions made from ignorance.

ignorance my dear

[quote author=arresa post[/quote]This one is still talking about PDP... u seem not to be in tandem with the current happenings

sunnyb0b0:
Obasanjo met the foreign reserve at $3.5bn, oil price at $9 and a foreign debt of $32bn.

Buhari met the foreign reserve at $30bn, oil price at $40 and foreign debt of about $8bn.

So, what are you guys on about?

just ignore them let em keep on fooling around

Bdemmy:
HTC 10: hey bro, check me out. I have world class camera

Samsung Galaxy S6: what's the megapixel?

HTC 10: i have fingerprints and...

Samsung Galaxy S6: what's the megapixel?

HTC 10: I also have sleek design with...

Samsung Galaxy S6: hol up Nigg@, what's the megapixel?

HTC 10: 12

Samsung Galaxy S6: Do me a favour please...Gerrarahia!...Gerrarahia man!!...shh!t men!!!

funny shaa, buh note that as Samsung still flunt their megapixel cameras, HTC stepped up ton"ULTRAPIXEL" as far back as their M8 flagship... and in case u don't know, 1Ultrapixel is equivalent to 4megapixel... do d math urself bro

Justycxx:
gionee E8 is better than that thing

Baba tell urself d truth kwanu...

SycophanticGoat:
I thought APC/Buhari has earned N3 trn from TSA?
I thought they have blocked all loopholes?
I thought they no longer pay subsidy?
I thought Buhari was the best thing that happened after guguru ati ekpa?
I thought Buhari and APC has recovered billions of dollars from past looters?

If all the answer to these questions are yes then:

Why did this government increase electricity bill by 50% without even scraping the fixed and other charges?
Why are banks made to tax us all our money just for banking with them?
Why are they planning to introduce toll charges?
Why are they now going to tax us all these utility charges?
Why are commodity prices already double and in some cases triple?

Why all these charges amidst:

Worst of epileptic power supply ever
Poor roads and other infrastructures which has already claimed over 100,000 lives since Buhari came into power
High dollar to naira rate
Insecurity of the highest order
Economic recession
We provide our own security, while they use security forces (NA, NPF, Navy, etc) to harass us.
We buy our own water
We provide our own power
We build our own roads
We benefit nothing meaningful from the government apart from the pictures released on daily basis about the meaningless activities of the dullard called president.

Normally governments in countries experiencing economic recession usually reduce taxing on populace in order to lift off some of their burdens but in this case, the government wants to wipe out all the poor and the middle class while bringing down the rich to poor.

What a government..

Nigeria is a failed state, and this is because we failed to sit a competent head at the hem of affairs. My fears are that he just assumed office, and we still have a whole lot of years to b unravelled by this governments folley

The wailers will remain greater than the zombies cos they still have minds of their own not being tossed about by that nomadic president they voted into a place of dignified authority.[/quote]sound it to them... senseless b!tches