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A woman does not require alot
All she she need is a man that:
is Always there
will pay her rent
will buy her clothes
will cook her dinner
will be a faithful lover
can give good love
will never lie
with lots of cash
has stack of major credit cards
All these she doesnt have to ask. forget looks and height just these she'll be ok

Nigerians or rather Sahara reporters I hail thee!
For those who do not know, it is a Government policy that every civil
servant must embark on a pre-retiremen leave 3 months before the expiration of his tenure.

It has nothing with what Sanusi did or did not do. As it is now, we are eargerly waiting for January for our boss to start his.

[quote author=Brimmie]Thank You!!

The list is not complete without Mimiko (Ondo) and Ibrahim Idris of Kogi!!

These two governors should be stone to death!![/quote

Ibrahim Idris? the present govenor of Kogi is the accidental one Capt. Wada

mayoralex: 3 bedroom flat here in abj is 450k for outskirt areas and 2million plus for Abuja city

By outskirt do u mean Nassarawa or Niger state? cox d last time i checked 2bedroom in Lugbe goes 800k unless if you are talking about a mud house.

Trottle: . This is one of the reasons why me and my future wife
would have to do a thorough medical examination. I can't just be a loser
by marrying just any person whom might had been another man's waste
ground. God forbid!

What goes around comes around bro. Just make sure you do not do it for another man's future wife. You will be ok.....As d saying goes Karma is a .....

Before nko? guys do not marry girls that have abortion for them, they'll marry one who has abortion for someone else.(unknowingly). so cheer up and keep mute, you will soon find ur husband.

BOUNTYDOG: I bow 2 u o,u no know say baba shaki sef move him 3
kids & wife to the room & parlor wey him inlaw dey manage,shuo
dey r living happily o

Abeg that one na 'outlaw' make dem drive am comot.

rhymz: hahaha....this got me laughing seriously, Love can
seriously be likened to apolo walahi...lol.
That thing called love can blur the mind and impair one's insight, all
you see is the roses but the thorns are not made visible by love.
apolo need catch you to truly love someone..lol

Thanx for breaking it down.

Baby mama: Ok
I understand you now
That is a way of telling the girl to look well well before leaping

my sister na prayers sometimes the apollo wey dey eye no go allow you see well.

kulyie: ibo girls no sabi cuss wey yoruba dey,haaa
no need to call am names,it will start with cooking for herself alone
and her children and waiting for him to ask of food

she kuku know say he no fit go out,even if he go out,typical lagos babe
no go look im face if money no dey talkless of cooking for him. Shey na
lagos girl wey still dey find money to maintain herself go carry her
small change go cook for man.its a man that has money that his
girlfriend will cook fresh fish and ewedu for in case the wife fvks
up,but where he wan go.na abusive song she go dey sing for her
husband.na their own style be that.

If the man dare ask for food,na where gbege go start be that,God help
him,let him beat her,all the girls family will hear,storm his house and
threaten him.

as a poor man anybody can insult you or talk to you any how,no respect
whatsoever

Hausa man style na vex, him go vex for the food when him no provide. Him no go chop.

kulyie: what is my eye seeing?

tell me its a lie

na man be that? Shoo

It's a true story, when he wanted to prove stubborn the lady threaten to
take him to court. He later accepted the offer and granted her wish, a koboless guy is a shameless guy.
I even know one that the husband always request for recharge card from her.

A senior babe married a hustler. when it became unbearable for her. she
offered him her car that he was using, rented a one bedroom for him as send off package, provided he can grant her a divorce.
Do you know what guy man said? she shud make it 2bedroom.

kulyie: that is if you can bear the statement 'if not for us'
thrown at you anytime by your inlaws in the future whenever you dont
live up to their expectation or 'is this how you were when you just
married tayo,werent we the ones that tushed you up so that you will not
embarss us or our daughter or grand daughter or ' if you were a man like
your mates outside,arent you supposed to be the one providing the house
for your wife and children,we helped you cover your shame yet you are
still ungrateful or because i didnt want my daughter to live in that
kind of dirty house thats why we gave you the house,not because of you
but for her sake.

God help you if its some wealthy lagos families which i know but dont
want to mention names that you married their daughter.i swear,life go
tire you.your mother inlaw can say what is the name of that dirty thing
sade married,tell him to come and take money for his house rent and make
sure he doesnt touch anything here because all this poor men that cant
afford anything,their eyes will be doin kami kami kami when they enter
other peoples houses.na the last born mother inlaw dey talk to make she
go call her son inlaw.

Some lagos families i know of are very arrogant,on top of that sef the
ajebo wife may not even know how to cook.them plenty for island

Lol!I beg make you and baby mama no finish my laughing gas. I have one story but make i laugh finish first.

Baby mama: Doesn't he have relatives.
Nonsense
Let him go live with his own relatives or friends not mooching off inlaws
It is disgraceful

Girl you harsh o! what if his relatives are poor or cannot help?

Baby mama: Not kidding o
There is one that was bad mouthing his inlaws for not sending him abroad sef
The specie of men they have nowadays is different from our fathers generation

lolz

yes, a man can live in a house built by his inlaws not forever though.
I see nothing wrong with it especially if the guy is a 'starter' it
offer him an avenue of saving the money for rent to build his own house.

My ''wicked'' neighbour gave me hot pounded yam and vegetable soup very early this
morning, since then i have develop a special attachment to my water
dispenser.
As if that was not enough she accompanied it with jellof rice, coleslaw and
juice. Another one brought yam balls, fried chicken and juice.
Another plate of white rice, stew, salad and juice from another
neighbour.

Help my christian neighbours want to kill me with food. Thank you guys I could not ask for better neighbours.

A chrismas card from my security, thank you Peter (for the love).

It's official MAYOWAAk and Ado Ok are the official bad boys of this thread. Ado funny, Mayowaak silly.

After hearing his speech at the church on NTA now, i rushed to read this. He mentioned something about people writing letters that they ought not to have written. I did not see that here.

tomber: Nice one.
But this same man went about forcing kings to take up his religion.
Many king became Muslims cause they will not be given staf as
Christians or traditional worshippers. And if paradventure they did
become king as non Muslim they suffered from serious antagonism. this
happened especially in d middle belt.
NB. Hitler was very charismatic and eloquent that many thought he was d
Messiah of his nation.

Stop distorting history please. the staff, turban and flag were given to towns
and areas conquered by the Jihadist. These staff offices originates from
the caliphate. Just as England cannot place a flag on a territory that
it has not conquered.
The hausa's were equally conquered by this Jihadist to establish Islam
in the north. These chiefs were appointed from the caliphates and they
are called as emirs e.g Ilorin and their gambari emirs. Monarchy is different from central govt.
Before the coming of whiteman to Nigeria, Usman Danfodio was here, he
already establish his caliphate in the north so the missionaries could
only operates in the south.
We all were idols worshippers Hausa, Yoruba, Ibo before Danfodio and the
missionaries. Danfodio and his jihadist used sword while the missionaries
used guns.
If Arabs used sword to propagate Islam, the Romans who brought
christianity to europe used, swords, canons, guns to achieve the same
result. Sardauna was a regional leader not a religious bigot. He was a regionalist(North) to a fault.

DR PYGRU: “This New Nation called Nigeria, should be
an estate of our great grandfather, Uthman Dan Fodio. We must ruthlessly
prevent a change of power. We use the minorities in the North as
willing tools, and the South, as conquered territory and never allow
them to rule over us, and never allow them to have control over their
future.” ---Sir Ahmadu Bello, Sardauna of Sokoto in THE PARROT
of October 12, 1960

I doubt the authenticity of this publication, who are the publishers?
Why must it only one publication carried this speech. does it mean that
we only the parrot as magazine/newspaper at that time? Thank God we have
so many middle belters alive who knew or have personal relationship
with the late Sardauna.
you need to talk to these people.

@Justt....Nice

anology. All messengers of God are the way and the light to reach God.
If you believe Abraham, Moses, David, Noah, Joseph to be messengers from
God what will stop their followers from making heaven? bearing in mind
that they never taught trinity. Jesus never taught trinity as well. If
you believe God and Jesus to be the same, why don't Christians give
thanks to God?
Is it ok for the followers of Moses, David, Noah e.t.c to say thank you Moses in place of God?

Some many interesting and very logical responses. I am a muslim and I think you should read Matthew 5:17-20,
Matthew 19:16-17 you may find your answers there.
Reflect on these commandments from the first to the last. Don't let anyone pull a wool over your eyes.
May God guide us all to the right path.

YOU ARE MY NOMINEE FOR THE MOD OF THE YEAR.

LOL, I LIKE UR SWAG.

ENTERTAINING POST + RESPONSES=ENTERTAINING THREAD

Slimmos: Lolzzzz...if i here say dat place na Holy land...no b
there devil plenty ne.wey dem dey stone am...sha...My nigeria muslim
people dis saudis dont regard u guys as anytin..but u always support
dem....u better refrain from dos beheaders....and jihadist

Some people are so uncultured. They use any guise to insult people. what has deportation illegal immigrants got to do with this? I'll wait for your comment when those from Isreal are brought back.

And the Boko Haram crisis dates back to 2002. Goodluck Jonathan was not the President of the country then.(hear it from the horse's mouth)

Why is Buhari accused being the mastermind of Boko Haram just to make Nigeria ungovernable for GEJ?

May this season of open letters never stop.

Miner13: This your ascertion is very wrong.

I have witnessed the culture practised by the majority northern
illiterate.

The male child after the age of 5years is free to be on his own, they
did not see him as somebody who deserved to be cared for. Therefore, the
next available work is almajiri.

While their female child is giving the best of care because they know
what they will gain from the payment of the brideprice.

So, children upbringing is a thing of business to them.

Again in your post, you said the governor provided a free education for
the female child. Why are their male canterpart avoided in the
programme?
The male now have to hustle for a living right?. Then their last resort
will almajiri.

There is no harm in asking question when you do not have an idea about a
thing.
You see the almajiri system of education operates like this: Parents
give
out their to a Mallam or islamic teacher for islamic education at the
same that a child start his primary . unfortunately for the these parent
do not pay money to this mallam for him to cater and earn a livelyhood.
This mallam therefore takes children to cities and rent a house where
he board them and they in turn beg on the street to sustain him and
themselves. Ask Almijiri his home town i can assure you that his answer
will be a diffrent from the one he begs. in their quest for survival
these children ends up in motor parks, brothels and all sorts of places
of vices. They do visit their parents yearly. This is no place for a girl child. It is not about dowry as you put it.
We have conventional
islamic schools called islamiyya.
Where parents pay for their children(boys and girls) to be educated.

oubi: MYOPIC!! Can't the north/ muslims breed
something positive. Must they always live in the past

Nawah o!!

Hope you are not mistaking Immorality for technological advancement.
You mean we should
embrace same sex marriages, transexuality, nudity, body modifications, bleaching
and enhancements, drug abuse and alcoholism, molestation and murders,
kidnapping, allow our daughters to have children outside wedlock et.c just to live in the present? Now who is myopic?