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Why we dey see tortoise not Aliyu....abi na de tortoise go go jail?

She is either running away from a cockroach or rat.

You in a relationship with Yul for almost 2yrs yet you are still begging to see his manhood. I guess the so relationship is only in your head. Welldone Yul, keep scamming 'em until they get sense.

I am still searching for where Buhari gave the order from the report. All i read was security barred AIT reporter from covering the event. Headlines are meant to be sensationalized,hyped to attract more readers. It may just be an overzealousness on the part of the security . Remember former IGP withdrawal of Tambuwal's security personnels.

eskober:
u never see anything a civilian dey do minister of defence. That woman wey faint for army remembrance day

this really got me tearing.....thanx for making me laugh this hard.

Owliver:
not every muslim. According to my friend, if not for a woman who informed my friend and fellow corpers who knows what would have happened that day. that's why education I needed in that north. Although they are now trying compared to before but more still need to be done. I tell you if they take education seriously couple with agriculture they'll be greater than any other region. Thanks for joining me in derailing this thread

the person that opened this thread saw an opportunity took it and she is making money and getting praise as well. There you are making opinion and holding back because you were misinformed. talking as if all southerners are educated. Take d chance if you will, come to the North,I can assure you that you will have a different opinion. Connected one Ibo boy for a job in zamfara.Took the chance and now he is like a family, zamfara is his now second home.

Owliver:
nothing you do you still need education. Besides, not all of them will do this you know. I can't settle down somewhere like that north cos their lack of education is a disease and can kill. I know a friend who served in core north(mayb borno or bauchi) about 6years ago. There was eclipse of sun and hausa began to hunt the infidels(xstian & corpers) for letting allah angry. My padi ran to barracks Can you beat that?

I was enjoying this thread until .... the first recorded eclipse in islamic history occured a day Prophet Muhammad pbuh lost a son. His followers linked it to his son's death, as soon as it got to the prophet's ear, he quickly cautioned them and explained that it is a sign from the Almighty to do what ever He wills at anytime,anywhere. It has nothing to do with his son's passing away. Every muslim know that. Culturally before islam the Hausas do beat drums,sing and beg the sun to release the moon it hold captive(eclipse). some still practice this.

Is it a boarding or day school? if it is boarding school d accusation may be dead on arrival. If na day school na im be the koko.

Guyman02:
He thought he was in Northern Nigeria where anybody can appear in Sharia upper area court as 'Alkali' to represent a plaintiff or complainant as a quota system lawyer. This are the kind of people spoiling the legal profession which the CJN complained about last week. There are many of them in Abuja around CAC registering companies and businesses with valid CAC and fake NBA ID cards identifying them as lawyers when they are not.

Your obsession with North/Northerners is making you insane. Bros Alkali is the judge. Now what say you?

It's really nuthing as she said, it's a container for kwalli powdered eyeliner , it is called tandun kwalli. it's very popular(North) back in the days. We used to have one while growing up.

People failed to understand that he started his journey not for fame or fortune but in fulfillment of a vow. He did not set out to break any record. Besides if he was not used to the trekking he would have collapsed from the period people started monitoring him. Yesterday my brother saw him at madalla. I live in dei dei it takes me 40mins to reach my office in central area driving 80km/hr. can you imagine someone who is not use to trekking covering that distance? Besides ask contractors laying Glo/Mtn cables the hours these northern guys spend digging. You cannot take away the resilience of these northern youth.

hush15:
while I admire his feat, it's still hard to believe that walked all through, non stop. cost even driving down, those lonely roads and all down narrow long bridges, he can't tell me he walked it all.

didn't he sleep along the way, cost it was only two days ago or so that they said he was in which state up north...

well congrats on for a new world record may e no be like say I dry beef you.

he trekked from 6am to 6pm daily. Stop, sleep, continue. spent 2days at suleja and treated his feet.

richidinho:
When did the guy arrived at okene
B4 connecting Lokoja enroute Gwagwalada and treking pass Zuba - Kubwa- Dutse before reaching my domain called Gwarinpa from there we can talk of APC Secretariat

*in Olu Jacob's voice** its all scam
Therefore **!donbilivit**

He didn't follow that route. He came via mokwa, lapai,suleja, route my brother saw him at madalla yesterday

DonaldGenes:
Are you serious

A Whooping sum of N550,000 was deposited for his one week stay at hilton. He was sighted at Madallah abt 2hrs ago.

A senator earns more than the president according to this report.Smh

Sammycute:
illiterate president

Smh, some people will never learn. Do you think you can make an impact where AITand NTA failed?

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Islam!

Sorry to burst your bubble. It happened in southern kaduna where christians are on the majority, Mr. Mock doesn't sound muslim besides southern kaduna voted for PDP based on religious sentiment. Modern christians do divorce too.

sweetgala:
their Fada, dem ban me 5 days but I'm back in full effect..

Sango punish person weh ban me unjustly

Lwkmd, bros the ban was suppose to teach you a lesson. It seems it only toughens you. welcome back.

waternogetemeny:
Jega na today...Omo this rigging is unprecedented in Nigeria History.



Mass Rigging by Mr INEC Chairman Jegga

Bros Jega is in Abuja, blame it on the resident electoral commissioners at the states who perfected their frauds before forwarding the results to him. Jega is not in a position to challenge any result presented to him. It's the parties involved dat can challenge the outcomes with evidences at the court..Eg he sent a delegation to Rivers when APC pettioned and acted based on the report of the delegates.

pressplay55:
there is nothing like suru local govt
zuru

Suru is different from Zuru and both are in kebbi state. please update.

dokyOloye:
Let them post d pics of d Indimis,Mai Deribes, Danjumas,Lukmans,Babangidas,d Abachas etc from d faraway desert north who are even living larger.
The earlier some class of Nigerians removed their eyes from d oil in Madueke's backyard,d better.lol

We (Northerners) will/can never shield our black sheeps. We gave you the fabulous lifestyle of Fct minister's son. It's on records that there was attempt to bundle the late Umar Dikko from UK back to Naija for corruption charges before it was foiled. Abacha's son who never held any public office was imprisoned, did we stop it?
with our votes we have succeeded in preventing corrupt powerful serving governors from representing us at the Nat'l Assembly. Bode George went to jail in Naija while James Ibori and Alameseigha were left untouched by the powers that be.
Diezani has a case to answer even if na her mama piss dey generate our national income. Until our constitution say otherwise the oil belongs to all Nigerians.

datribune:
GEJ knew he can not defy d world & refuse to handover power in an election dat d whole world could see was one of d most transparent in nigerian history - IF HE DID, HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN WHAT SOME GUY NAMED GBAGBO GOT & ..... HE KNEW IT.

Before nko? people still don't understand the politics in the north. An average northerner can sacrify everything including his life for a cause he believes in. In PGEJ's case it's different he paid for their votes not their lives. He knew it their love for him is "un-dying" .

Ilekeh:
Where's PEJ?

I am worried that this woman don commit suicide.

If you be her, you no go hide? after all the we must finish our second term, the kukere/na your toro song and not forgetting her dance steps.

Ilekeh:
Where's PEJ?

I am worried that this woman don commit suicide.

If you be her, you no go hide?

[quote author=XBLadez post=32409553]Buhari should be blamed. Whether you like it or not anything that goes wrong in Nigeria henceforth is his fault. Remember we all did same to GEJ. What is good for the goose is good for Uganda.
We are watching [/quote

Blame it on Gej then wait for Buhari come May 30th

darepoju:
lolzz...
come to the north and c...
in a LEA school for instance...
after taking a class just ask them...
teacher- du u understand..?
pupils- yes aunty...

just dare to ask in Hausa.
teacher- kun ganne? (do u understand?)
pupils..- haha! (NO!)

Lwkmd, I am a northerner but this really got me tearing. It's a'a not ha ha.....

darepoju:
lolzz...
come to the north and c...
in a LEA school for instance...
after taking a class just ask them...
teacher- du u understand..?
pupils- yes aunty...

just dare to ask in Hausa.
teacher- kun ganne? (do u understand?)
pupils..- haha! (NO!)

Lwkmd, I am a northerner this really got me tearing. It's a'a not ha ha.

Mishydoo:
[size=16pt]show some respect to the Dead mehn!...wont be so funny if it were ur relative[/size]

what are u saying,no be hin relatives disrespect am wit dis pictures?

kropelgrada:
For real ?
Are you calling Asari's bluff ?

That dude started militancy in the Niger Delta.If he sneezes,the whole of the creeks catch cold.
He should be handled with diplomacy and not by show of power or force like what some pillocks here are suggesting..

I beg all na shakara, was ASARI born after Abacha's regime? where was hein OBJ's regime? the guy wan take style hide, which creek? Anoda general will soon takeover. Some people will never learn it was people like him that brought GEJ's regime down.

vislabraye:
You are wrong . APC are more violent by nature. Go to the North and you'll see.

Iam in the North, what I saw was Buhari 740votes, GEJ 37votes in my ward that is...

baby124:
One thing i like about him is that he is a northerner with one wife and countable children. men with big polygamous families are a liability when they enter government. They are forced to steal for 40-100mouths rather than say 6. Please in future be wise and look at family arrangements before you choose a candidate. A man that can maintain a nuclear family, and manage a decent home commands more respect than one with so many children that he cannot remember their names. And who we will have to pay for all their needs for 8 years or so. I hope buhari through such a family arrangement/example becomes a model for young northern men.

Bros not even a girlfriend, this is very rare for military personnel. This man is so disciplined.

transformers