₦airaland Forum

XBLadez:
Eziokwu, enwere ihe ndi Igbo na eme na site a n'ewem iwe. Kedu ihe bu na oge obula onye Igbo mepere thread ikwu okwu banyere ofu state, onye Igbo ozo ga esi na azu ulo puta bia kwube ihe ozo? Otego aka ihe a jiri bido ebe a, and otu osi na eje, odika ogaghi enwe ngwucha. Anyi makwa ndi na eme ihe oge obula (ndi di ka Abagworo na Chino11), mana enwebeghi onye nwere ike iputa gwa ha ka ha kwusi agwa ojoo a. Anam ele anya ka ndi ama ama dika Tonychristopher na Odenigboaroli tinye onu na okwu a. Ndi mba ozo nazi eji ya ako anyi onu.
Ihe ojoo ka obu! Ndewo nu!

QuotaSystem:
Barewa College remains an enigmatic institution in the North.

As at 1921, biafrats were still chasing grass cutters in the bush while northerners were building western schools that would span generations.

benedictnsi:
You that came to read the news when you saw "KOGI", na your state

Ikengawo:
I am a riverine Kwigbo. I am not an igbo. We are south south south. I support buhari because my mother like body odor. The kwigbo people speak body language like our sweet presido

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

Afam4eva:
No, im not and i don't care about the SS. I care for my people (SE) first and formost and one thing i hate is insults. All these minorities are really enjoying the attention that they're been given by jobless Igbo folks on nairaland. When i first came to Lagos in 1996, nobody knew who Ikwerre in Lagos, all of a sudden Ikwerre is soo popular just because we Igbos will not stop obsessing ourselves over why our supposed brother don't want to be called brother. Everybody shoyld answer their father's name. Enough of these insults.

Sheikwonder:
Prof. Njokanma??


That name literally means "Evil is Better"!!!

OMG!!!

MathsChic:
That's the solution above, but ama try expatiate.
∫(sinx)²dx

We know that cos(2x) = 1 - 2(sinx)²
So

∫(1 - cos(2x))/2dx
∫(1/2 - cos(2x)/2)dx

=(1/2)x - sin(2x)/4 + c
Since ∫(cosx)dx = sinx

Therefore
=(1/2)(x - sin(2x)/2) + c

Sin(2x) itself is 2sinxcosx

Therefore
= (1/2)(x - sinx.cosx)

menix:
Iyanya the stingy groundnut giver..

I sure say that guy use pixmix for those pinshure come edit am to black nd white go print am out..

Come enta shop-left go buy those #150 frame com replace the flower pinshure with the pixmix pinshure he printed...

MadCow1:
https://31.media.tumblr.com/71059614bc5f22a24f4eac68e9db1f84/tumblr_inline_nng8zx5jhF1qf613r_500.gif

DerKaiser:
Guy no make me vex honestly. For how long would you keep coveting people who have nothing but disdain for you? Aren't you guys ever tired of that s.hit?

The thread was going on and I saw some Igbo monikers reading and moving on or watching from the side line as they tore each other to shreds. I was there from the inception of this thread.

For no justifiable reason, the son of an eaten dog called sonofmark or whatever began throwing subtle jabs at Igbos, talking s.hit.

I decided that if every Igbo would ignore him, I will not.

Anyway the happenings of recent on this site with every godforsaken and irrelevant idiot trying to gang up on the Igbos have rekindled my inner hatred and prejudice and I will go in for the kill anytime I happen to come across any shades thrown our way.

Anybody can get it. No sacred cows.

The question is, where do you stand?

You just watched this animal called sonofmark tell you right in your face that they used and dumped you and you are still sulking up to them.

Where is your allegiance really?

iPopAlomo:
Not one person so far that have posted said child abuse... not one... no one... all those feminist human being... none of you have said child abuse...

but if I stroke an 18 year old girl... you lot would jump on my ass...

the day guys realise we're doing you girls a favour by marrying you... that day we begin to wise up...

you women bring absolutely nothing to the table... nothing!!!

Dnacode:
And now religious people are beginning to feel the jitters...
It seemed the tables are turning....
I have always told us Christians that the way we go about things makes it seem as if we are the boss.
It is not so. Christians should remember that they were once abused, insulted, discriminated against and persecuted 2000 yrs ago...
Let them not think it cannot happen again cos it will happen.
I am an effeminate man(a man who does like a woman).
I have prayed to God, bound n cast, gone to deliverances yet I can't stop behaving like a woman. I have learnt to cast my hope n faith in God concerning this issue and stop hitting my head on the wall about it. God made me so when he is ready to change me back to a man, let him.

But one thing I have seen is that many Christians have discriminated against me just because of my effeminateness. They do not know the kind of pain or pressure I pass thru. They have abused me, insulted me, refused to help me, gossiped about me, harrased me, forced me to sleep with women(as if that will make me stop being effeminate).

I am a doctor, I know the level of discrimination I passed through at the university. It nearly made me fail out of medical sch. My only help was God n my will...

Even in my workplace I have been discriminated against. I had to leave my former workplace because of this. I did not molest any patient nor staff sexually---my hands are clean, yet because of my womanish attitude they were all calling me HOMO... Funny enough the lady that calls me homo at the front comes in secret to beg me marry her sister(double standard). U can imagine.

In my present workplace my consultant has refused to teach me surgeries because of this very issue. He has even warned me from coming to his house. What did I do to deserve all these?

Nothing!
Just that I am effeminate. And so he has left me to learn surgery at the hands of nurses... Nurses!!!

They abuse me at every little mistake n treat me like shit.

I have so much to say but I will stop here.
I forgive them all but there are some I just tell, " the way you have treated me, may your son be effeminate and your daughter manly so they they will feel the sting of society and so that you will feel the pain of discrimination indirectly"

Ciao n sorry for my epistle.

dearestaramide:
MY uncle and I love to have conversations on life, relationships, politics etc. Any way, we got into discussion on the high rate of divorce in Nigeria and he went on to express what he felt were cause of it. He emphasized on patience and forgiveness and went on to tell me of an experience that cured him of his player life style

Years ago, my uncle was like the average Nigerian man, that is of course womanizer but like the average man, he was smart not to flaunt it, though as women, we always can tell. His wife had always known and was always told by her over sabi friends but since she never caught him red handed, she couldn't do anything about it.

The constant late night calls, meetings, sudden travels increased her belief of what she already knew. what could she do? yes, as any average wife, she was in pains but still showed him love and made sure she was there for him any time he needed a friend to talk to. She never complained or cried to her family or friends but kept in all inside her. He respected her for this even though as he said, he was too addicted to women to stop, though he tried.

My uncle was called off for a conference which was to last for one week and as usual with out delay, he jetted off. A cousin of my aunt whom she had not seen for over two years then came to visit and but was staying in a hotel which was by all means high standard and very expensive. My aunt decided to visit her on a Saturday so as to stay longer and catch up on old times. My aunt as you suspected caught sight of her husband really romancing a woman in the pool area and as you know, the man was supposed to be in Port Harcourt and had presumably jetted off three days before. She calmly finished what took her to the hotel and went back home.


My aunt never showed her husband any difference and still treated him normal as usual but one day whilst he was in a very good mood and they were watching an interesting movie in their room, she calmly told him what she had seen THREE MONTHS EARLIER and asked him not to do it again as he had hurt her deeply.

That night, shame, shock, fear all kinds of thoughts but best of all respect clouded my uncle's thought. He did eventually stop but not immediately oooo. He said it was gradual but he eventually stopped.

MY aunt fell ill and died years later and my uncle was sooo heart broken. He is still single by the way.

WHAT I LEARNT

all men are the same only thing that differentiates them is fear of God and self control.
Women need to be wiser and more matured than men.
Never act immediately this enables you time to think and strategise
shouting doesn't change men but pushes them away

LordOfTheWeed:
What's wrong with this one? I was only kidding with you and you are already pulling skirt.. .. .. Abeg, swerve jhoor ======>>>>>>