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louken:
I tried very hard to find the humour or the message in this.

Realdeals:
They dispose off their properties to engage in menial jobs abroad, they make money, and next is to think about building houses back in Nigeria. Most of them don't want Nigeria to be better, they are often sad whenever the Naira appreciated against other foreign currencies.

PEACE2023:
You are wrong bro. My uncle gave over 2,000 southerners Job during his time because he got to the top. I am a beneficiary.
Another of his beneficiary was just appointed permanent secretary recently.
He has started giving southerners Job too.
The problem is us not the northerners.
Imagine having 30 people climb up the ladder and 7 of them are Southerners, it will still be good because 7 southerners will get Job but if among the 30 no southerner, the FG can not appoint a junior southerner when there are seniors from the north. Never.
Let me tell you.
My uncle gave people Job in many government agencies and parastatals. Some are DPOs, Controllers both in immigration and customs, some are Captains in Army, navy and Air Force. They are climbing with their set, if they remain till their pick, one of them must join the top ladder because federal character is still being used where you have personnel across the geopolitical regions.
Greed is stopping us from taking what belongs to us.

Iceberg3:
The sad thing is,good people will work and people like you will still benefit despite your drawbacks and drags

YesDaddyTill203:
Ok

In the early 90s, i got a job to work in the kitchen of a major hotel in Detroit. The hot plates kept coming out of the washing machine at a very fast pace. I couldn't keep up.
I went to lunch around 12pm and never returned. They had to mail me my check for the couple of hours that i worked there.
That's an experience that I'll never forget.

Calitoscassius:
White people has always enslaved Naigeerians and africans. I met a white british man who was born in Naigeeria, he still has his british Naigeerian ID and drivers license from 1957. He can still claim Naigeerian citizenship without scrutiny or any hassle.


At the time Naigeerians were automatically british, My grandfather travelled to and fro the UK on a ship as a british citizen before 1960. with a british citizens ID. He traded in cotton, at the time cotton was big business.


Now, in 2024 Naigeerians are considered as illegal immigrant in the UK and subjected to learn, speak and write English tests before they could get a meagre slavery visa.


The Zimbabweans can drive or exchange their Zim, drivers license in the UK without taking any tests, but Naigeerians are subjected to driving test and theory tests in the UK.

Where did Naigeeria go wrong?

VinnyBaba:
What is actually wrong with Wizkid?

As his Fan, he is disappointing me.

What Hon Obahiagbon told him is the Simple Truth.

His Behaviour is Odoriferous, nauseating and causes Higi haga in our Political milieu and Mendicus.

Usmanovic95:
To be honest the man wasn't communicating.Why communicate with such ambiguous words, Wizkid is just a musician for Godsake and not a professor of English.I won't have a problem if he blow all these grammar if he was engaging professor soyinka.

Scientists:
Please nairalanders, what should I do?

Ezennia101:
If Obi is a boy and Ada is a girl, who is AdaObi?

nairalanda1:
Regionalism won't solve any problems

It would just create several regions that are all resource dependent.

It won't guarantee industrialization or free market economics. Just regions that are mini Nigerias, dependoent on sharing money

We dropped the regions because most of them were underdeveloped spaces. Even under colonialism. More development has happended under states than regions.

Anyway, like I always say, oil or resources is not the answer. The fact you called me a leach shows that your mind is too slow to grasp my point.


Nigeria will be backwards until we do what the big boys do. Stop sharing money, start using what we have to make things the world needs.

But you want more oyel money, so that you can import and keep importing. Same for the hausas.

APCHaram:
Watch and see how all SE legislature will vote against this bill.

Even on this thread they are already opposing it.

The only time they will agree to restructuring is if the old Eastern region with the SS states as vassals is catered for.

No Ibo man will ever support restructuring because it will see to their region being exposed as the most poorest and most dependent on the FG.

kossyablaze:
If you participated in Shiloh, or the Redeemed program and you
are still supporting GMB as the right person to rule this country, I
am beginning to doubt your Christianity....Obviously God didn't
speak to you...

Gadafii:
Cap wey young boys don dey wear now.?

I have the plain black of this particular type and that of the peaker blinders, I plan to get more.

Nack am with my baggy jeans and oversized shirts, complete with analog Google 😎😎

Enter street go do omo lile come back, very classic 😂😂

gaby:
Farewell, brother...

See you on the next plane...

You didn't die but transitioned to the next....

Sometimes I see people wailing, sobbing, and all of that when people transition and I imagine the transitioned one be looking at them from the other plane and wondering what the heck is making them cry or even wondering why they aren't with him/her on the transition...

NwaAmaikpe:




Village people were probably upset with their house warming so they sent thunder.
But since I was born, till now I have gotten young, I have never heard that thunder kills. Well, lightning does.

And I only know of two instances of people getting struck by it.

The first was a couple who were electrocuted to death by lightning while making love on a metal bed in a house with faulty earth insulations.

The second instance was a lady who was struck by lightning while making up by a window during a rainstorm. The cadmium and lead in her brown powder conducted electricity from the lightning and left her with third degree burns.

She was lucky to survive, but suffers from Alopecia and can not grow any hair in her armpits or pubic region till this day because of it.

We must learn to take care of our lives and not take lots of things for granted so we don't end up blaming village people for everything.

Use qualified professionals while building your house.

It is penny-wise, pound-foolish to use Kazeem the auto electrician to wire your house because his price is cheaper.

AdanmaOretuga:
He died around 70 tho

Chimarto:
For you to be a MOSSAD, you must be a MASON from 6th degree

Lexzokomo:
I am always prompted to verify if I am human anytime I want to login to nairaland, I don't know if it is browser or general issue, I use opera browser and I don't see myself switching to some other browsers anytime soon because I am use to it, please help out if you have the solution to this problem, attached is a screenshot of the web page giving me errors while trying to login.

I don't know if this is the right section to post this, I tried posting it in some other sections but my post was declined that's why the post is here thanks

Sonnobax15:

The angel who sent me to this generation, nothing wey go stop me and am from exchanging punches for heaven

Warris diz na?

Walai:
Nwamaikpe is
.
back!!!!

NwaAmaikpe:



The dumbest thing a man can do out of scorn is to post his lady's nuudes just because she cheated on him.

If she cheated on you with one man, that leak alone will bring her 820 new friend requests and link her up with a minimum of 300 men actively reaching out.

At least 224 of them will act as empathizers, demonize you, and offer unsolicited pro bono counsel, 37 of them will give up interest when they look at the nuudes one more time and realize her body isn't all that, 21 will side you and body shame her because she isn't responding to their advances, while 18 of them will persevere and eventually get to shag her.

But that's not the painful part.

Depending on how viral the leak is, the painful part is the over 3,043 men who wouldn't even reach out to her but will masturbate to her leaks.

I don't know about you, but I will; as long as the clip is somewhat longer than Tiwa's and more interesting than that of Moyo, I will beat my ram meat to it.

And the irony is,
Leak groups on Telegram have the highest subscribers. We will all demonize the leaker, but consume the leak.

That is why it is a very dumb thing to leak anyone's nuudes, because you may go to jail for free and no one will ever tell you 'thank you for giving me something to orgasm with'.

Such martyrdom is plain stupidity, but someone has to do it for us, and that's why stupidity exists.

WrriterNg:
So you finally admit that the USA is more than wicked and evil

Because they nuked Japan for no reason at all.

An evil empire ruled by vampires and blood suckers.

DisLifeSha:
A loan with Chelsea would have been better

saintbillion:
I think it does happen on chrome too.