₦airaland Forum

StreetFight:
He is right, talking from personal experience. I won't say more. It is better to serve in heaven (UK, Germany, France) than to rule in hell (Naija)

UK or any oyinbo land ain't heaven or paradise. Experiences are relative, if you already in any part of oyinbo land, you may be lucky doesn't mean others are... Same for those in naija.

As for ruling in hell (Naija), maybe you should go advise all these elites, celebrities (wealthy ones) business in Lagos, PH, Abuja, Anambra etc. Make dem vacate the good lives they have here to be a commoner abroad where they will stand 8 to 12 hours at a stretch (and only 15/30 mins break) in certain jobs.

Reason I said he had neither. Even many people abroad doesn't know what it means to live big in Nigeria, it's when they get to the abroad, they will know it's overrated.

Traveling about is not in every man's blood, whether rich or poor. There will always be individual differences in life's choices even in matters as low as food, life no be do or die.

And no matter how naija cast reach or how people despise it reach with dem words, those who go stay go stay, without blinking an eyelid or racking their brains on it.

UnitedKingdom:
I will rather remain in UK doing health care work cleaning yansh with a conducive environment, good healthcare system, good water and good value of Euro, than come back to Nigeria working in Sheel or Exomobile or CBN with useless environment, zero value of naira and food insecurity.

The fact is that you don't have either of the two, so you don't know how both works. Your comment is based only on assumption and seeing from afar with no first hand experience.

ChizzyBuna:
Stop this Nonesense lies
My dick width is 6 inch length 7 inches
Yet some girls deny me sex and say it's painful

I struggle to fit in the whole prick, at the all.
I'm seriously looking for girls with wide vagin

You no dey use lubricant?

Afonja007:
If any agbadorian can tell me what ballablu bulaba I will send 50euros from Austria to the person

Reframe your question, make I ansa you, maybe I go win your money

1Sharon:
Start by showing gratitude to the little that they send. Alot of you miss your blessings because of your attitude.

My sweet Sharon

grandstar:
He spoke the truth.

If you want to marry, it is best you pick someone already in the UK, who is desperate to settle down.

Such a person genuinely wants marriage and nothing else. She is not out to take advantage of the system or swindle you.

Another alternative is to marry a foreigner. They too want to genuinely settle down.

See the bolded... But why will someone do this? Even girls portrayed as good here already, you now reach foreign land com dey misbehave... And in the face of misbehaving and being wrong, you're still claiming right and doing worse because of an unrighteous system that favors you over the victim... These are monsters a noble person or lemme say that, a person with conscience will accept fault and bear the consequences because he or she knows that he or she has a wronged the rightness of living tthat governs humans.

BlackfireX:
Something is definitely going on underground in Nigeria

A storm is coming

You dey fear ba?
From the look of things, some northern governors even support Tinubu.

Tochi3:
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..you & whose idea is it to jealously guard the sultan from futa Jason..

..you want to alleviate a foreigner whose forebears came from the desert of wilderness..above the Nigerian indigenous institution..

..shitimma..better watch that mouth of yours..& how you represent your spiritual father in Nigeria..Nigeria does not belong to the futa jihadist..the Sultan of sokoto has no influence over the indigenous people of the better South..

..keep that islamic futa Jason title in the North & in the region where you conquered their forefathers & converted them to your "piss"..

..the politicians of the better South..i pity you all..

..these are the type of statement from people who see Nigeria as an Islamic state without regard to the cultures & traditions of the indigenous Nigerian whose title as regards kingship is older than the foreign islamic religion that shittima is preaching to be jealously guarded by every indigenous Nigerian..

..Rubbish nonsense..

Treat your knowledge of history with much attention. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE INDIGENOUS NIGERIANS. There was no NIGERIA ANYWHERE even more than hundred years that those jihadists have settled in Hausa land.

You can't call Hausa, Yoruba or Igbo or any other tribe in the present Nigeria indigenous Nigerians. They had their countries, laws and institutions before the white men came to deceive them and dabaru everything.

Fulani only used the Hausa as a portal to get settled in the southward of the sub-sahara, of course not having any indigenous inheritance WITHIN THE HAUSAS.

So, the real score to settle will be the fight between hausa and fulani,because fulani may want to claim that they had been around before the stup!d amalgamation, which is true, but they aren't indigenous to any land of the geographical location that make up Nigeria.

If Amalgamation had been done before the influx of the fulani, then your statements would have been true, but to use the term INDIGENOUS NIGERIANS for the rich cultured and structured nations and tribes in their God given domain is an insult. IT DOESN'T EXIST!

dominique:
Hushpuppy jr gettat abeg. So all your secondary school friends just decided to collectively mock you because you started a clothing business? How does that even make sense? Meanwhile I googled this so-called award winning clothing brand, all I found related to BTSO is a Korean perfume brand. Nothing about clothing o. Don't go and lay low, be disturbing the social media with yeye perspire to aspire stories. Invictus and hushpuppy says hi.

Lol... You wicked! Perspire to aspire abi na aspirin

gaby:
Sure you got it..

Cheers.

Whoa! I'm speechless! Thank you so much bros. Your resources will never run dry. God bless you richly. I'm really grateful.

gaby:
No wahala.

Thanks sir

madridguy:
I am pained Nnamdi Kanu misused his God given opportunity. By now he should have been in the floor of the senate enjoying himself with his wife and children.

He blown up the great opportunity and the lying machine have inherited his followers.

Not everyone is a betrayer like you, who will sell his people for that which passes away. There are still humans with dignity and wisdom of the ancients in their souls.

gaby:
As a rational mature mind, you'd struggle to make a sense of the lyrics to this song. However, the melody, took care of all and set the track viralling to no end.

The feature with Selena was a master stroke...

I don hear the music over and over again sotey mesef fit give am Grammy.

The power of a good collabo and the right promotion.

Good evening broz.... Abeg no forget me o, please.

blowjohn:
I disagree on the perspective about life.
UK is the last place u want to build a good conscience, good meal values and good religious views.

U will even become stingy after spending all that money there.

U may end up in an LGBT foundation

And lose ur religion

Leave dem, make dem dey live in mirage world

guobe:
After paying 2 million naira in UNILAG and the job if any available for you is 45,000 naira.

Who tell you say job boku for UK especially London... In fact which country you dey? Let's start from there.

bennybuhari:
Abi dem wan collect Obasanjo farms?

FourQu:
Well, I don't mind small anal every once in a while afterall man shall not live by virginal alone

This thread has fired up the cheating spirit in me this week. I need one sure big bakka baby wey go gree me do am for 'backyard' . . . 500k payment upon delivery


For clarification the K in my price meant Kobo

Give me 100k out of that 500

Obakoolex:
God forbid I sleep in the same house with this terrorist offspring wey him eyes be like person wey fit slaughter satan

Lol... Àbí o... Ọlọ́run má jẹ́ ká tojú oorun dójú ikú ní rèwerèwe

Eriokanmi:
I'm telling you. Village people could be responsible. Many people don't know they're trailing them wherever they go. That's why man must always pray. Last week during my visit to a friend in new york, he told me one man from Nigeria was arrested at the POE because he trafficked a child. The CBP were seeing the child but the man in question couldn't. He swore by everything he knew but they didn't listen to him. After he was handcuffed and taken away, the child disappeared from the room where he was kept

Another one which happened to someone I know very closely...he got to POE, the CBP said he was carrying a passport which didn't have his face on it. This guy went to the US embassy for his visa himself. I drove him there that day
It's a long time now. His visa was approved and he travelled to America. In short, he was taken away for secondary inspection. His fingers were scanned. His visa popped up on the screen as a sign it was authentic. He was deported despite all the proofs his visa was legit . When he came back, he was told by 3 different men of God that, someone ,.a lady who saw his visa made a mark on the visa and cancelled it in the spirit realm. He was just travelling with an empty passport. The CBP said his face didn't match the picture on the visa and that of his biodata page. Tinz dey happen..men ought to always pray.

O ga o... This is serious.

Kikikikiki.. God help us!

dominion001:
Nigeria disintegrating gradually

if you see as I laugh with this comment

fastseo:
I speak from experience. Last week we had to contribute money to someon who sold everything and got here.
Children no food, house rent etc no de.

This is someone in a managerial position back in Nigeria. He has developed high blood pressure.

The hurrible shift jobs I do, I won't do that in Nigeria. But we have to encourage our self and move on.

Let me break it down to u... Can u stand 12hours cleaning with just 15 minutes break all night. Or all day. That's you won't sit down. Sitting down your supervisor will report as u are unfit for the job. And this job no de come always


See Japa no easy oh

As I de type now I de go shift go work under cold and will do the job. Standing all through under minus degree.

For old men they should consider their age as oyibo no send u

Still in minus degree? This is June nah.. Where are you typing from?

chatinent:
Shut up.

Your history is your personal business. By the way, since you knew her over 18 years ago, you should have been awarded honourary awards too. But you weren't becauseyou were only a citizen and she was a gov's wife. So she has better chances of getting what she wants than you and I.

Being a professor in Nigeria isn't usually merit all the time. It's usually connection most times.

I spoke generally and it has nothing to do with what you know. You don't know what I know.

You know nothing and you are ignorant. She merits it and that's all. She was my teacher and I have listened to her. She ain't dull. If you no agree, go knock your head for wall!

E don pain am, huuuuuuuuuuuuuu

chatinent:
I can roughly say education in Nigeria na scam.

It is based on connection and what you have to offer.

Shut up! This woman taught me as far back as 2006 in EKSU during my pre-degree days, EKSU was known as UNAD then. And she was a Doctor (PhD) already. I'm even surprised that she hasn't gotten her professorship.

I knew when she crossed to UI, and I accosted her once when walking around the faculty of education in UI during my masters.

Though beautiful and young then, she is a veteran educationist. It wasn't until her husband became the governor and I heard that the governor's wife is an academia that I went to check who she was because I was curious, since I knew I had a female lecturer with the surname Oyebanji, and true to my suspicion, she is the one, the governor's wife!

So when ignorant people talk, it's to the dismay of those who have the original story. I am a witness like many others so stop bragging nonsense.

gidgiddy:
Zik is like many Nigerians of today who see a disaster of a country that should be dissolved, but want it to last forever. Zik could never understand that his vision of a A great united Nigeria was simply not possible, the people are too different

It was one disastrous vision Zik had, and he should have known better, that Nigeria would never work

You see, not all visions are realistic, some are FANTASIES and ILLUSIONS which deceive, and you see, many number of years, if not a lifetime can be wasted trying to fulfill it, such is the case of Nigeria.

Peakdesign23:
Good a things they’re Ss3. I caught Jss3 student telling her classmate how this boy squeezed her boobs and how she enjoyed every bit. From that moment I knew they were done for.

Lol

Verbtips:
you never see juju
i no dey talk of yoruba juju
i mean juju

What do you mean by Yoruba juju?

MaziX:
if you have the money.. spend it bro.. women spend more on men.. Na u no open eyes.. pray make one Abuja sure businesswoman fall for u.. u go know the meaning of balling.. shoutout to dem Abuja sure mamas

You get sure link

Ulogwe1:
Hope you know coup is all about?

Let's pray it doesn't happen again in Nigeria.

It could happen, but I have a strong notion that it would fail. Or rather it could birth something we ain't all prepared for.

QuinQ:
Shots fired😎

This is definition of veiled threat😆

Una see am too? Intelligent mind. Must be connected to the rumored regionalism coming back.. It's been a while since we heard from this Abubakar. Why is it now that we are hearing from him?

StonedSaint:
sometimes blood ain't always thicker than water lol.. na cos say u be juu, enter bush make u bam so u fit follow am knack £g€de then everything go fall in place

What kinda bush, becos me sef Wan follow dem nack egede o