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Julibet:
Before you open your mouth and defend a dysfunctional system, show me a state with rapid response team for emergencies. I'm sure you know 911 bah ? Go and ask the average Nigerian their emergency line.

I no even get mouth to argue with you lots. Keep defending nonsense.

Nobody is defending a dysfunctional system, I'm only telling you the reality. When you also get into that functional system, you may realize one day that not every day is functional. Life ain't no paradise, even the beauties, especially the artificial ones are illusions.

Stay safe and take precautions, coz nobody really cares!

Julibet:
What's all these? Couldn't the hotel cordone off the premises and at least drain the pool till it's fixed?

What kind of country is this for crying out loud? Citizens don't even have rapid response to emergencies.

And no arrest would be made, no fines imposed, nothing nothing...

The average Nigerian life is truly worth nothing to the government.

Abeg, make we stop dey open mouth waah! So because Nigeria na third world country, e mean say all these no dey happen for Yankee abi? See the links below and also Google it yourself. Check the number of those who drowns every year in the United States and United Kingdom etc.

These casualties will always happen, na we go pray and also take precautions not to be a victim.

The redeemed pastor and his two children that drowned in a swimming pool in Spain, shey na naija e happen too bá?

Go and listen to TC Okafor's experience yesterday when Junior Pope died, he said there is marine police in the community and they blamed the actors for what happened because their police station has life jackets available for rent together with security available but the "nothing dey happen attitude" coupled with stinginess of the actors and producers won't let them do the right thing.

Nigeria may be bad, it doesn't mean some necessities aren't put in place. You have to be in a place and understand the situation before you judge.

Please open your eyes, casualties are one of the realities of life. Shey all those wey dey die for US etc. shey e mean say life dey cheap for the place too? Guy, sh!t happens.

It's understandable that many of us are angry with the country but until we travel and see life elsewhere, we will understand that earth ain't no paradise.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.stopdrowningnow.org/drowning-statistics/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwj89oCYoryFAxURzAIHHbUnA4cQFnoECAMQBg&usg=AOvVaw1-QiMObZu327NGYTqZ8LYN


https://www.nairaland.com/8031441/gabriel-diya-son-daughter-drown

Ilamina:
He always wear that jewish cap on his head like white people

I am proudly Christian not jewish

Living in lagos is not perfect, you go there and become jewish. .you wld think everyone there are perfect Christian

When I move too lagos I will make sure I will maintain my Anglican/protestant roots

I don't know who is more of a clout chaser than you or mamagee; both of you are clowns.

Mrsoft3:
Nigeria police mad o, so them turn this woman to man back again

Lol.... Naija police na confirm correctional center.

Eweeeeh! Shey na the person wey say make dem dey call am baby girl be dix

EreluRoz:
So 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I actually watched his video this morning lamenting on the risk they take in doing movies

I just watched the video ... only if he knew that trip would be his last... the way he was cautioning the boat driver could be termed some form of uneasiness or premonition in his spirit albeit looks weak, but alas! the worst happened. No one knows whether it was when they were going or returning.

sukkot:
of course Jesus is black. But God is energy

Baba how far? Long time..... Where av you been?

Beverlyjean:
Reality is not Nollywood....stop dreaming ...a detached house at banana goes for about 1billion , minimum..... where she see 1b .... stop deceiving urselves abeg

Hi Beverly.... I got some questions to ask you to gain more wisdom and experience, can I mention you a dead thread?

betonnaira:
Don't be shy

Both of them, I no send.... I eat all snakes

phabulous88:
My last IELTS was 83k in October 2022. Now it’s 266k

Omo!

The value of CAD is still the CAD; na naira dey loose value.

All the best guys.

Yeeepa

Thank you bro. I appreciate

stevebond007:
Same here, which Band u dy

Wetin dem dey call band Biko explain, and how do I know it?

Please what is the price of IELTS and WES currently?
I'm asking for the express entry program..

ednut1:
this one don smoke igbo

Bro. Please what is the price of IELTS and WES currently?

Cantonese:
As you wake up for bed in the morning, you see fellow man with beards besides you wey greet you say “hello sweet heart, how are you”? Or “did you enjoy our special moment last night”? So tay the fellow man give you kiss for lips? How person go feel? No be to take solid blow level then person mouth?

Hahahahaha i am seriously laughing here

Lol... Some people still mumu anyways that's if the story is true.

ify2016:
How many units is #5000 for ikeja electricity because am currently on band B and was given 85 units.

A friend of mine on band A said he was given 30 units for 5,000.

How much do they charge in your Area per unit and which band?

69 units, initially before this tariff hike, it was 81
BEDC Ekiti

Wrakeim:
yea

I see... Please how much is IELTS and WES presently?

Ishilove:
What really is your problem?? You are spamming my mentions with your insanity.

My sweetie, pretty yellow pawpaw with yam legs

Wrakeim:
i no gree spend am bosz

Lol ... you still be student ba?

Wrakeim:
brothel here costs like $100
no be me abeg

Short time or overnight? Is hundred dollars now too much to spend on your konji in Canada once in a while?

KillIgbohoN0W:
Mix coco samba with jekonmo then come back & type this rubbish again.

All these small prick boys seeking validation sef.

4 bottle cork of jekonmo is enough to set my heart racing with chest pain, make person now go add coco samba with am... No be death be that
No go kill person pikin with this bad advice o

Eagba:
you be ode.

You be oponu

No be only OKWUTE, na OKETE

franchasofficia:
Black man; everywhere he dominates is always riddled with chaos, violence, bloodshed, discrimination, cheating, corruption, wickedness, barbarism, backwardness and stupidity


Funny enough, Haiti is made up of mostly runaway black slaves from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria, they make up the majority of Haitian population

Broz, I rate you more than this, stop disappointing us ... I may not have been in direct and more cordial friendship with you on this forum, but let me tell you, there are lots of shrewd and silent readers on this platform who are familiar with various moniker.

To challenge what you have said, shey Russia/Ukraine war, na black man? Shey this Israel wey dey rage like stormy seas, killing in Gaza, Syria etc, na black men too bá?

All those killings, bodies in body bags littering fields in Mexico and other central and southern American countries, na black man

The Rohingya and Myanmar crisis that have refused to end, na black man cause am?

Please dey know wetin you dey yarn.

Jewessgratitud3:
Hmm.. I can't even remember besides I don't keep record of wrongs. By the way I'm used to it and have learnt to overlook and not let it get to me.

Sorry I don't take PM's .
Thank you.

You better take PMs, you don't know whether your heartrob is in the path!

Lol

Treadway:
dude

We know Aussie is better, there is no need to compare or even convince anyone of that

But while things are shitty o'er here and I do talk about the issues here very often (if you check my history), making the kinda of statement that I hear and read most Nigerians make when they leave these shores to other countries just is not a good look. I don't see even other Africans do this inferiority tirade BS, much less other races. What Australian will read this kinda crap and value or respect you?. And una dey blast Emdee Tiamiyu ooo. You basically are admitting to them ever so passionately and diligently that you are worthless without being there and living there is what gives your life meaning.. like wtf.

Let's package ourselves better abeg. No be to dey drive the hype like say we never see chandelier before. How you go dey talk online say cleaner for one place better pass a well read, accomplished person who rose to the ranks of a Regional manager at Zenith bank?? Does that make any kind of sense at all....and then still turn around to say life is not all about money..classic incoherence.

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is a good reference point, we have diff things that drive us, different things we aspire to, clearly....cos that statement just no make sense or senses....and it is not a good look abeg

A garbage disposal guy in Aussie, Canada, US and Youkay sef is better than a governor in Nigeria. Ment!

Apt and Brilliant submission from a brilliant mind! A very good way to show the truth.

brain54:
LOL..

I already know what you would tease me with.

Something to do with my brain. I already thought of that before I posted.

I know what mischievous people are capable of doing here!

Hahahaha...

brain54:
Where I was looking...

And with what I was seeing... I would never have seen that dog if I looked at that picture everyday for 5 years if someone above didn't mention how to find it.

I hate all these riddles and optical illusion stuffs. I just feel happy and relieved when I am shown the answers or how to solve them!

I am tempted to tease you but I won't, only if you give me permission

MightySparrow:
Besides, my daughter gave me a shocker of my life when, one day she told me, ' why all these hassles of education; why can't someone look for a rich guy and marry and be enjoying?

I was shocked to my marrow.


Why?

This is a medical student in the University!
Ii must tell you, I think being in that profession itself is a pride that should not be tempted by a yahoo boy.

Let's hear your own wisdom.

Lol

HenryWilliams:
Ode .so in your small mind, only death can remove the crown off her head abi?

Shut up òpònú, what do you know about the internal affairs in faraway kingdom of UK... Why didn't anything remove the crown off her head, what else would remove the crown as long as she lives, even sickness and old age didn't remove it... Why don't you go and tell Charles now that he's sick to off the crown.

Or is it everyday you see a monarch abdicate the throne just because he or she is old?

So the old woman shouldn't live again just because she get son