₦airaland Forum

sukkot:
of course Jesus is black. But God is energy

Baba how far? Long time..... Where av you been?

Beverlyjean:
Reality is not Nollywood....stop dreaming ...a detached house at banana goes for about 1billion , minimum..... where she see 1b .... stop deceiving urselves abeg

Hi Beverly.... I got some questions to ask you to gain more wisdom and experience, can I mention you a dead thread?

betonnaira:
Don't be shy

Both of them, I no send.... I eat all snakes

phabulous88:
My last IELTS was 83k in October 2022. Now it’s 266k

Omo!

The value of CAD is still the CAD; na naira dey loose value.

All the best guys.

Yeeepa

Thank you bro. I appreciate

stevebond007:
Same here, which Band u dy

Wetin dem dey call band Biko explain, and how do I know it?

Please what is the price of IELTS and WES currently?
I'm asking for the express entry program..

ednut1:
this one don smoke igbo

Bro. Please what is the price of IELTS and WES currently?

Cantonese:
As you wake up for bed in the morning, you see fellow man with beards besides you wey greet you say “hello sweet heart, how are you”? Or “did you enjoy our special moment last night”? So tay the fellow man give you kiss for lips? How person go feel? No be to take solid blow level then person mouth?

Hahahahaha i am seriously laughing here

Lol... Some people still mumu anyways that's if the story is true.

ify2016:
How many units is #5000 for ikeja electricity because am currently on band B and was given 85 units.

A friend of mine on band A said he was given 30 units for 5,000.

How much do they charge in your Area per unit and which band?

69 units, initially before this tariff hike, it was 81
BEDC Ekiti

Wrakeim:
yea

I see... Please how much is IELTS and WES presently?

Ishilove:
What really is your problem?? You are spamming my mentions with your insanity.

My sweetie, pretty yellow pawpaw with yam legs

Wrakeim:
i no gree spend am bosz

Lol ... you still be student ba?

Wrakeim:
brothel here costs like $100
no be me abeg

Short time or overnight? Is hundred dollars now too much to spend on your konji in Canada once in a while?

KillIgbohoN0W:
Mix coco samba with jekonmo then come back & type this rubbish again.

All these small prick boys seeking validation sef.

4 bottle cork of jekonmo is enough to set my heart racing with chest pain, make person now go add coco samba with am... No be death be that
No go kill person pikin with this bad advice o

Eagba:
you be ode.

You be oponu

No be only OKWUTE, na OKETE

franchasofficia:
Black man; everywhere he dominates is always riddled with chaos, violence, bloodshed, discrimination, cheating, corruption, wickedness, barbarism, backwardness and stupidity


Funny enough, Haiti is made up of mostly runaway black slaves from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria, they make up the majority of Haitian population

Broz, I rate you more than this, stop disappointing us ... I may not have been in direct and more cordial friendship with you on this forum, but let me tell you, there are lots of shrewd and silent readers on this platform who are familiar with various moniker.

To challenge what you have said, shey Russia/Ukraine war, na black man? Shey this Israel wey dey rage like stormy seas, killing in Gaza, Syria etc, na black men too bá?

All those killings, bodies in body bags littering fields in Mexico and other central and southern American countries, na black man

The Rohingya and Myanmar crisis that have refused to end, na black man cause am?

Please dey know wetin you dey yarn.

Jewessgratitud3:
Hmm.. I can't even remember besides I don't keep record of wrongs. By the way I'm used to it and have learnt to overlook and not let it get to me.

Sorry I don't take PM's .
Thank you.

You better take PMs, you don't know whether your heartrob is in the path!

Lol

Treadway:
dude

We know Aussie is better, there is no need to compare or even convince anyone of that

But while things are shitty o'er here and I do talk about the issues here very often (if you check my history), making the kinda of statement that I hear and read most Nigerians make when they leave these shores to other countries just is not a good look. I don't see even other Africans do this inferiority tirade BS, much less other races. What Australian will read this kinda crap and value or respect you?. And una dey blast Emdee Tiamiyu ooo. You basically are admitting to them ever so passionately and diligently that you are worthless without being there and living there is what gives your life meaning.. like wtf.

Let's package ourselves better abeg. No be to dey drive the hype like say we never see chandelier before. How you go dey talk online say cleaner for one place better pass a well read, accomplished person who rose to the ranks of a Regional manager at Zenith bank?? Does that make any kind of sense at all....and then still turn around to say life is not all about money..classic incoherence.

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is a good reference point, we have diff things that drive us, different things we aspire to, clearly....cos that statement just no make sense or senses....and it is not a good look abeg

A garbage disposal guy in Aussie, Canada, US and Youkay sef is better than a governor in Nigeria. Ment!

Apt and Brilliant submission from a brilliant mind! A very good way to show the truth.

brain54:
LOL..

I already know what you would tease me with.

Something to do with my brain. I already thought of that before I posted.

I know what mischievous people are capable of doing here!

Hahahaha...

brain54:
Where I was looking...

And with what I was seeing... I would never have seen that dog if I looked at that picture everyday for 5 years if someone above didn't mention how to find it.

I hate all these riddles and optical illusion stuffs. I just feel happy and relieved when I am shown the answers or how to solve them!

I am tempted to tease you but I won't, only if you give me permission

MightySparrow:
Besides, my daughter gave me a shocker of my life when, one day she told me, ' why all these hassles of education; why can't someone look for a rich guy and marry and be enjoying?

I was shocked to my marrow.


Why?

This is a medical student in the University!
Ii must tell you, I think being in that profession itself is a pride that should not be tempted by a yahoo boy.

Let's hear your own wisdom.

Lol

HenryWilliams:
Ode .so in your small mind, only death can remove the crown off her head abi?

Shut up òpònú, what do you know about the internal affairs in faraway kingdom of UK... Why didn't anything remove the crown off her head, what else would remove the crown as long as she lives, even sickness and old age didn't remove it... Why don't you go and tell Charles now that he's sick to off the crown.

Or is it everyday you see a monarch abdicate the throne just because he or she is old?

So the old woman shouldn't live again just because she get son

Aurelius1:
Typical Nigerian mindset ! Always quick to accuse others of their misfortune.

Lol, you no see as him talk as if hin be the babaláwo wey run the parole for the woman clowns

HenryWilliams:
I just pity this old man.
From the moment he took Camilla as his mistress/wife..his life had turned upside down..
Nothing good ever happened after that..
Then his mother..
My gosh..that woman wicked..
Kept the throne well into her nineties..
Denied her son the kingship for decades..
Now Charles can't even enjoy the title.
His will be Probably be one of the shortest reigns in English history.
I'd advise him to abdicate the throne to his son and take care of his health and die honorably..

When humans speak a times, they speak like toddlers. So the mama has power of life and death to determine when she would die or if she would live or if she would remain strong and weak in old age.

Small time now, you people would denigrate fate and destiny

E be like say this thing neva stop for Yankee o

Broz Apoptosis, abeg wetin you hear say dey hapin for the States nah

Kenmatt:
I didn't see the Video.

But OBJ should take it easy with all these his "gra gra" so that it will be said that he is not just Hale and hearty but strong and kicking.

Papa, you're old for goodness sake. Just take it cool.

You talk my mind finish
Some Yẹ̀yẹ́ people now go dey call us bad belle, when what we're simply doing is that we are giving baba advice like son to father

Isa stab Isa
Isa - Isa =0
One to the great beyond, and one to life prison or gallows, therefore none of them is around, Thus, Isa =f(0)

APOPTOSIS:
Whoever wrote this really visited AFRICA.
The person is absolutely Correct.
Each time I tell my Black American colleagues how life is unfair to many black Africans in Sub Saharan Africa, they think I'm lying and wouldn't want them to accompany me to Africa. I tell them the reason Nigerians do well in the United States is simple....
America has set the pace for them. You have no single reason not to make it as a Nigerian except you are still battling document issue and unhealthy.
They wonder how Nigerians come in with Nylon bags and leave with millions. There's hardly any condition a Nigerian would meet in the USA & not survive it, simply because Nigeria would have happened to u severally.
I have vowed to bring at least one each time I visit Africa

I plead to be the first intake this year, do I have a yes?