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komek: Oooooo, na me be wan ask this question first. Pls , can anybody tell us?

Yes, I can help. She's from both of them. Hope that will help. LOLZ.

Johngoodnewz: I would stop boarding planes.

see as him dey yan as if e don near airport b4.

Jazzgreen: ALL THESE ACROBATIC DISPLaY JST FOR A PLATE OF RICE AND PURE WATER. Wat hunger can cause. IHE AGURU NA-EBUTE

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

#80million:
*speechless*
If this is what our leaders are up too,then we stil have a long way to go. NIGERIA IS A JOKE

But I thought you said speechless?

Tusky44: ^^^ No actually, it is your mother's village that is already backward. I give you backhand warning before i crack your worthless skull

Why u dey fall my hand like dis nah? See as u dey TABON anyhow.

'Monkey tail' @ work. U go blame dem? Body no be fire wood oh.

I trust glo. They'll not comply until say by May; and nothing go happen.

DABULL. Because I looked and played football like Daniel da bull Amokachi.

Billyonaire: I am proud of my combat ready troops. Go to Mali and kill those Buhari Boys terrorizing that country, come home alive cos there is work to be done at Borno

Why are you advertising your ignorance and illiteracy so openly. 'Buhari boys in Mali' Are you not a f**l?

[quote
author=kasheemawo]Am a Muslim guy and engaged to Christian lady since
there is true love;now she can read and write in Arabic even telling me
sometimes to go and pray,OP if you truly loves him and he loves u too
pls go ahead of your second dating......[/quote]Tales by moonlight! So, if we leave you to advice this lady, that's what you'll tell her? May Eledumare darijie. Say amin now.

Not again..............
He escaped unhurt! Will d prophecy ever come to fulfilment?

[quote
author=tellwisdom]What is glamorous about
these abokis?? ..Do they even know what they are doing??
[/quote]Your father..............
You're maaaaaaaaad..............
Bad belle. No wonder you're so poor that even the poor call you poor.

noblezone: AIT NEWS Scroll bar:
The JTF has recorded a big achievement against Boko Haram, arrests Shura member Mohammed Zangina alias Mallam Abdulahi
Zangina was the coordinator of all attacks in Jos, Kaduna, Kano and Abuja.
Police had placed a 25 million Naira bounty on Zangina and 10 others.

'senior member' Have they ever arrested junior members before? It's either top, highly placed or senior. Yet the insurgency has refused to quell. All na story!

I've heard diverse views concerning the place of age in a relationship. But, I stumbled on this photo and I thought age might not be a barrier to love affair afterall.

viciati: oluwa wil alwayz be oluwa

Meaning? Better watch the type of simile u use in describing things b4 Eledumare will visit u with songo.

It's no news.

Mark my words.
.............. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan WILL not fly PDP's flag come 2015.

[quote
author=Gbawe]It is pointless for anyone on either side of the argument
to be getting emotional. Let GEJ clinch the PDP ticket first. Nigerians
are just way too emotional to ever view things critically and
dispassionately for the sake of discerning what is feasible.

Democracy remain a game of numbers. Let GEJ begin with winning the PDP
Primaries.

People forget the PDP has a very large amount of Northern members as
voting delegates. Many conditions came together to ensure GEJ had the
support of Northern PDP delegate in 2011. Things have changed
appreciably in that regards.
Some of the Northern Governors who delivered the delegates that defeated
Atiku were first term Governors, back then, who were nursing
Presidential ambitions. What Yuguda, Aliyu, Lamido et al did they did
for themselves not GEJ. 2015, their term finishes. GEJ will have wracked
up far more enemies, determined to work against him, than those even
using Boko Haram to fight his Government because he led many to assist
his ambition on a bogus 'one term' pledge he will have reneged on by
running. that is only one angle of things.

He may certainly not do as well winning SW PDP delegates over as was the
case last time if OBJ is working for a Northern candidate in 2015
whereas he was working for GEJ in 2011.

Where Alao-Akala and Gbenga daniel delivered delegates for GEJ, those
men are not governors anymore and PDP delegates from those states don't
have any Governor to malevolenty browbeat or threaten them. Without
GEJ-friendly Governors, as was the case with Alao-Akala and OGD, nothing
stops delegate from Oyo and Ogun from voting for GEJ's competitor.

There are many other permutations to consider. Let GEJ win the Primaries
first. There is no need for anyone to be shedding blood before that.
You cannot will GEJ to win simply because he is your kinsman or because
you think "aboki" must never lead Nigeria when "Aboki" produces a large
percentage of Nigerians in politics and even in the PDP itself. A
reasonable person will understand that GEJ will have it much tougher
this time with even Northern moderates alienated entirely. It may not be
enough , this time around, to commit another round of massive subsidy
fraud to bribe everyone/everything on board.[/quote]Genius! That's all.

Is this the same GEJ you're referring to?
.............. if he is, then pray that he returns alive from that adventure, cos he's heading 4 d lion's den. abi him na Daniel?

4 wat na? I be Jesus?

Sorry to ask OP, which election are u talking of? PDP primaries or 2015 general election? Until this question is answered, I comment my reserve. abi?

I swear, anytime I see any Tonto issue make it to the front page again, I'll ban Seun himself. Did I just type Seun? I mean..............


na joke o. Or are u a learner?

[quote
author=Karleb]When u spend ur salary on a gal at chicken republic and u
take her home only for her to say sorry honey am on my period.[/quote]abeg dis one no follow joo. guys go do am like dat. abi u want carry last?

Raw-bitch! Tonto this, Tonto that. Thank God she don use her finger curse una this time... or are u a learner?

If u dialed ur nmb on ur girl's phone to knw what she saved ur nmb with nd what u see is BOKO HARAM 10

math-diva:
If your a guy above 28 and you dont have a job paying more than 150k a month.

eyaaa. Nw I can see why y.. are still single @ 35. Better say yes to Danjuma plumber that has been proposing, instead of waiting 4 a guy that earns 150k nd above. You go wait tayaaaa.

Truly, GEJ Deserves his award as as 'the most insulted president in the world'

sirfemoz: Rubbish... What's the message in this? What does this picture potrays?

I see. You want the one that portrays a msg ba?
See how Jonah and him younger brother dey carry naija play...

abeg all na story joo. so what happens to our forefathers who died before the introduction of Christianity and Islam.
Religion; the opium of the masses

O.k. now.
What about this..............