₦airaland Forum

ifedun2: The last i checked,its a free world.Tonto should be left alone abeg.Na wetin?

orie o kpe.

[quote
author=Osiris.211]What do you expect from pack of shameless PDP looters
aided by the useless silver back gorilla in aso rock? No thanks to the
22 million retarrds that voted in these animals.

Yet, when these animals are caught up in accident, morroons will want us
to pray for them. Pathetic![/quote]Do you need to vote 4 a PDP contestant at any level to put him in power?

How come couple that have been married 4 just over 3 decades are looking this old. Her father looks like someone in his late 70s or early 80s. abi dem no marry on time? Congrats to them all d same.

I bought this chicken for Christmas. But when I came to feed it on Friday, see what I met..............

Bleep efcc. him with Ibro, who steal money pass. e no go better 4 all of una wey dey witch hunt dat man.

Which world go end on Friday? dem dey craze. wetin go come happen to my xmas chicken and hennessey. abeg make rapture hold on o.

Political tears. God punish you.

The prayers of an unrighteous man is an abomination before God. Goodluck is finished!

Hope the arrested dude is not just a victim of circumstances?

Poverty! Poverty!! Poverty!!! I fear poverty even more than death.

It's hi time we started looking 4 a capable replacement 4 Enyeama now, instead of relying on the popular Nigerian slogan of 'lets give him another chance'

[quote
author=dnawah]Let not be thinking of went it will stop,but when it will
escalate!these are the end of days.the coming of the son of man is
near.START GETTING READY 4 PASTURE[/quote]Jesus wept!
PASTURE or RAPTURE?

I'm a great fan of Gen. Buhari. But, why must he always bring up religious issues when discussing politics? What's the correlation between the Holy Quran and the activities of INEC?

afam4eva: I hope Barca, Bayern Munich and Chelsea are in the same group. I want Chelsea to suffer.

Go back to the farm; you no nothing about football.
BLOCK HEAD!

PDP? - This type goeth not out except by fasting and prayers!

A blind man asking another blind man to show him the way. What a paradox!

greall1: WE ARE STILL FACING UNEMPLOYMENT.MR PRESIDENT PLZ WORK ON THIS PLZ
THESE WOULD REDUCE CORRUPTION

We'er talking of power and you'er talking of unemployment and corruption. What's the correlation between them with regards to this issue. You dey yan op my brother.

That is one of the achievments of gov. Ibrahim Idris; arms, arms, arms everywhere.

Lordave: RIP

Which of the RIP do you mean? Rest in peace or rest in pieces?

Lordave: RIP

Which of the RIP do you mean? Rest in peace or rest in pieces?

o ye GEJ of little or no self esteem, borrow a leaf from this man who honorably resigned for failing the nation.

The girl in that pix is too ugly to be my Tonto. Seun, am gona sue you and whoever posted that pix 4 impersonation..........

[quote
author=ifihearam]What useless awareness are you talking about??if he wants to be a full
politician,let him leave the church and concentrate on politics then we
can see reasons but as at now he is just making a fool of himself,I pity
the church members.[/quote]Define politics!

Jakumo: The Right
Honorable Grammar-Meister At-Large, Patrick Obahiagbon, of the
“Flabber-Whelmed and Over-Ghasted" fame, never fails to deliver whenever
the need arises to put The Queen’s lingua franca through its paces in
all its unmitigated, timeless splendor, cacoethes loquendi, cacoethes
scribendi.

Effortlessly bestriding the ever-shifting metaphysical delineation that
separates inter-alia the ponderous, pedantic and indecipherable
from the transcendent and inspired, our man Patrick takes no prisoners
as he pulls out all stops to bombard befuddled captive audiences with
cascading rip-tides of scintillating diction carefully drawn from the
most labyrinthine, convoluted, obscure and tautological outer reaches of
human comprehension, ad-nauseum, nolle-prosecui,
curia-advisari-vult. In simple terms, the prevailing modus
operandi shall maintain its current status-quo and continue
to do so ipso-facto, corpus-habeus, ad-iudicium, and of course,
ad-infinitum.


As Miles Davis was to improvisational jazz, Patrick Obahiagbon is to the
English language. Whether it be Miles cutting loose with his trumpet,
or Patrick reaching for his well-worn thesaurus, the band plays on,
allowing the soloist to lift off into the stratosphere of existential
and neurological suspended animation, such that even when sour notes
slip out into the mesmerizing audio-perceptory data-stream, disoriented
audience members merely glance around, note others vigorously nodding
their heads in spellbound appreciation, and so proceed to do the same
for fear of appearing ignorant or uncultured, veritas vos
liberabit.

Patrick is da MAN. Nihil Incarborendum Illegitimi !

Sure u'er one of his trainees.

Super story!

If these were the calibre of people BH had been attacking, they would have won the sympathy of most Nigerian.
Poor GEJ, these guys are definitely making good their threat of attacking aso rock. The battle is getting closer. o ma se o.

Na dey wey u set ur head them go barb am 4 u. GEJ is is confused man. Let him go back 2 his village and concetrate on drinking his ogogoro.

[quote
author=krap]The presiding bishop and founder of the Living Faith
Christian Church International, better known as Winners’ Chapel, Bishop
David Eniola Oyedepo is not new to controversy.

Though he seems like a man that can tolerate others, it is surprising
that the man cannot hide his disdain for the Islamic religion which was
evident when little Abdul-Gafar Ayomide Salami, a young Nigerian student
seeking admission to Oyedepo church owned Covenant University was
denied admission despite having all required qualifications, just
because he is a Muslim.

If what he did to little Abdul-Gafar is thought to be anything serious,
his disposition towards his half-sister, Alhaja Saratu Bello who refuses
to become a Christian after every method implored by Oyedepo to convert
her failed. He swore not to have anything .to do with her until she
changes her religion to Christianity. The sister in question is being
treated like the black sheep of the family and the bishop has forbidden
everybody from helping her.

The sister who lives in Iyana-Ipaja area of Lagos is living in abject
poverty and finds it difficult to feed while her other siblings are
living in affluence. Those who know her doubt her story of being related
to the man who can be said to be the richest pastor in Africa.

The man of God who is the surviving one of a set of twins after a
prolonged delay in having a fruit of the womb by the late mother was
born into a Muslim family of Pa Oyedepo in Omu-Aran. David Oyedepo was
instrumental in the conversion of his father to becoming a Christian, a
thing the father agreed to when he was very old after which he was
baptized by his own son before death

Source:

http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/07/28/convert-christianity-die-poor-bishop-oyedepo-tells-muslim-step-sister/[/quote].


You'er doomed 4 fabricaing these lies against the man of God.

[quote
author=Leorichy]i go to church because i believe their
is a living God somewhere,who brought me to this earth,and he cares for
me,so i have to worship him! I dont care about the church i attend,cos i
can always reference to my bible[/quote]And that living God stays in the Church?

My people are destroyed 4 lack of knowledge!

kilimanjaro: She look like a ghost

abi all those girls wey T.B. Joshua dey deliver!