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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......This is savage abeg. lol .

Mimi2006:
Banks in Nigeria are modern day slave trade they can finish someone's youth

He looks nothing alike like RMD. Who is lying to this poor fellow?

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck is this!

The fvck are the mods pushing to FP

I said what I said

DollarBuddy:
Whether silver-plated, Gold-plated or wood-plated, las las na poo poo wey dey smell well well she go poo poo am

All shades of evilness. LOL

Not really............... Her response was silly.

Freedomsurellp:
This is a bit Harsh ..

Do you think your Problems are Spiritual and you are thinking about Suicide ?

Click and Read this thread first.. Suicide is not an Option.


https://www.nairaland.com/7166573/suicide-before-drink-sniper-hang

I can see u prefer money, so u can sleep with smelling man and suck stinking blo kus for money. Your choice tho.

Akharmony:
His money must also b dirty. .

This can be so true. I am suer no b so the guy dey do before.

kkkp:
THE WOMAN SHOULD STOP DECEIVING HERSELF. NA ANOTHER FORMAT FROM THE HUSBAND TO AVOID SEX. HE IS GETTING IT FROM SOMEWHERE.

And funny enough he will bath before doing chidinma. cos na side chick she b. Na for only wifey dem dey misbehave to. Dey there

SIMONEKPA7:
Wait till Chidinma start servicing and changing oil for him

Exactly.

We4all:
Why not? In fact, partners should adopt the habit of washing themselves before and after intercourse. I detest stinky bodies.

Oga the issue is about bathing.

inoki247:
I no know wetin i go talk maybe the man should goan find work in the bank so dat e go dey fresh....

Be calming down, you are to VAWULENT. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

poshestmina:
V for VAWULENCE!!!
#saynotopeace#saynotosmellingscrotums# .

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So ,because she refused to perceive his rotten corpse-like , stinking blockus,he shouldn't drop money , even for his 'kids'( if they have any)?
Then I wonder what part of the world you people live , that women don't ever work and they have to endure a 'mobile shit tank' because of money .
Eshin!!!

Take shower with him after i have bath, do u know the time he might come home i might have had my bath. No way. So me too will remain smelling for the day after coming from work before my hubby, waiting for him just so we can have se x. Is he a kid.

cavreek:
People should be careful with their actions as some tins can be settled amicably
The more u continue depriving him without taking action, a time will come he will seek for alternatives and mind u some people dont care wether or not he is clean
Atleast u can start with taking a shower with him

Na correct ma u be

pansophist:
Good reason. I also won't sleep with a dirty woman. Infact mouth odour sef is enough to turn me off. Sex is an act of service, and to be a good serviceman, hygiene is an integral part of it.

I agree with you. Can u just imagine.

JovialJune:
It is the same you mistakes of men that insult women that ooze offensive smell down there, rotten fish smell and other nonsense saying they hardly bath, yet you want women to condone dirty stinky disgusting smell of men like Op's husband that hates bathing abi?

And your silly comeback is to use money as an excuse for a filthy man? In this 21st century that 99.999999% women work and earn a living? Either you are the Op's husband or you are also a filthy smelling slimey man with a terrible body odour.

Hold up. R u supporting that a man should be dirty and because he is bringing home money we should be sucking sweaty deeks cos our own health is not important Is it work to bath? Just asking.

Joezinho:
Congratulations... I hope he's keeping his "sweaty" money to himself too..

You entitled, crazy, Nigerian ladies deserves zilch from men. Not even Indonesian rupees.

ABi. I tot the song is for Nigeria so anyone can play it na. lol

Kollins11:
Go and sue APC na.

Mumu man

Exactly....

Nbote:
Very meaningless trend.. Even the Bible makes us understand that faith without work is dead. Posting the Name Jesus doesn't change anything if we jus sit down and wail

I agree with you. why telling a younger agile educated candidate to step down for an ancestor. LOL

CocaineLord:
Why can't Pa tinubu step down for Osinbanjo?

Pa tinubu is old and unhealthy and should be relaxing in the Maldives with some nice looking bitches and not gunning to be Nigeria's president

You said you have decided that you will NEVER talk to him again. What again do u need advise for??/ mTchewwwwwwwwwwwww

ChizzyBuna:
I have tried my best as a senior bro to talk to this boy and try and bond well with him.

As per man to man. He just turned 24
I try to orient him on street levels and how to be a real G.

But he will go behind my back and start sharing our personal talk with his friends, our neighbours, and the worst part is he shares everything i say to our mother.
That i purse women
That i gamble
That i go to joints
This boy cannot keep secret at all

This is someone i expect to be my Guy
someone that should cover my back
Any little gist i have with him
he will go behind my back to tell momsi
Like WTF

I have decided that i will NEVER talk to him again.

Now, what should i do
Should i cut him off and avoid him completely and never speak anything with him again??
Or
confront him and deal with him for talking too much

My sis say i should forgive him but omo i no send that boy again

What kind of person are you sef. That is harsh na. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Stallionhorse:
This one big pass some guys prick on this NL.

sukkot:
now guys understand that i somehow have the feeling that i got cheated. in fact i know i got cheated but i would need you guys to tell me if i got cheated or i did well. but that is not the story. the story is this so she brought the plantain. six in total and said 2000 and i knew right away i was being cheated but see sometimes as humans we have to look past this being possessive with our money stuff. you have to once in a while ( or frequently ) reward people who are trying and making an effort to succeed. dont always feel the need to squeeze every last drop of your change out of people or to beat peoples prices down to the point where they cant make a living themselves. ALWAYS have some bit of compassion for people and think about their survival too. stop pricing down people to where they can hardly make a living after working so hard

and so back to my story i looked at this woman, she is sitting under the sun all day i looked at her tray, there is maybe like 7 bunches of plantain in there. am thinking if she sells all today she gets 14000 but of course she bought the plantain somewhere else so she has to pay for the plantain too so at the end of the day what is her profit margin ? maybe for herself for the whole day maybe 3000 ? and she will buy food while sitting there for 10 hours so maybe she takes home 2000 ? she looked like she has children she will have bills and expenses etc etc etc. MY POINT IS THAT I KNEW I WAS GETTING CHEATED BY BUYING THAT PLANTAIN FOR 2000 BUT I DIDNT MIND GETTING CHEATED BECAUSE SOMETMES YOU JUST HAVE TO REWARD PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING SO HARD. AND SO I GAVE HER THE 2000 AND HOPE HER LIFE IS FINE.

And u bought it.... Must you eat plantain?

Something smells fishy here. Your grand pa friend said u looked like his mom? Nkan nbeeeeeeeeeee

Dorwadora:
When he was alive, he'd always give me yam, fish or 200 naira whenever I visit . He said I look like his mother

How did they know they went 11 rounds Where they peeping or did the guy tell them before he died? Na wa for this people. RIP

Ademola47:
Oromidayo, a student of The Polytechnic, Ibadan has died after taking sex enhancement drugs to have 11 rounds of Sex.

His partner is also in coma.

Photo speaks...

Ha ha ha ha . Thank you for the explanation o jare..........

ZooOga:
They are self-hating criminals masquerading as freedom fighting revolutionaries. Probably an arm of the UK colonial master MI6 where their leader lived before being captured in Kenya smashing strange totos.

Please who is IPOB? Are they the government in the East?

women and our wahala. See celebrant dress simple, wifey has taken the spot light. lol

jaybenugo:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CcRK7gUD4XE/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Please you saying his future kids will do it to him, i disagree. It is all about psychology. He did it out of reflex, anger, pain which he has been experiencing with his mom. I believe he will be a great father/parent and will never allow his children have this kind of hatred he had for his mom. Do u know that if this was all he saw when growing up it will surely affect him emotionally and psychologically which i believe it has?? He did wrong hitting his mom but being a human being we have our limits. @OP, try apologizing to your mom. You r obviously not a bad kid, you reacted because of what u have experienced from your mom since child hood. My advice, ask her forgiveness, ask your dad too for forgiveness, try as much as possible to avoid her, and i pray this does not repeat itself again. You are a good man, do not let these kind of things stain your good image. Also be prayerful.

Iyaebe:
Hmmmm,you need to seriously beg for her forgiveness else your future kids will hit you too and it becomes a thing in the family, you should have simply left the scene rather than exchanging words with her but she pushed you to it which is bad on her side but she’s your mom and has some edge over you.Learn to keep some distance from people who can easily trigger you be it parents and whatever.Go and redeem this messy situation and never allow such to happen again,also ask God to forgive you after your mom has finally forgiven you.Good luck

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Exactly...I love your Monika and signature.. alpha woman..

TENKIU. LOL

LOL

Futurethankgod:
Ehh i like am.

I swear down. I love God like mad but do not really got o church but me i am prayerful and my God does not disappoint me.

Totilopussylick:
I am one of such person that do not like going to church regularly, but I believe so much in God and I know I am not the only one in this, this problem is faced by so many people around the world.

Your not alone in this my dear.

I myself can't remember when last i near church.

I live in Germany like this but to be honest with you, you hardly see people going to church on Sunday morning.

If not because of calendar, I barely knows what the day is here in Europe.

Is only in Africa people carry church matter for head.

As in ehhhhhhhhhhh. Marry the girl cos she is wife material. Report your mom to her older siblings if she has one and explain to them. You are loosing a good woman all because of your mom? IS it ur mom u r marrying or the lady? U r an adult abeg.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
I always try to wonder and understand why you folks allow your parent or mother have a say in your marriage life...
Why give her that space to even have the audacity to call your girl out whenever there's an issue that can be trashed out..

If you like don't stand your ground and be a man..leave her to ruin your life affair cos of her attitude..it's disgusting at the same time nonsense..let me not talk..

Modified:you already broke up? look go back to that lady and apologise..as for ya momma don't she or you have a house of her/your own? why on Earth is/are she/you still residing with you/her...give yourself/her some privacy..go get her/yourself an apartment and apologise to that innocent lady you hurt..you know what you want for yourself..stand for it and let no mere being have a say in your life...

Wicked you.

Futurethankgod:
Only first and last page i read, Sorry.