celebritylife: A Nigerian lady, Zainab Abdulrauf has expressed disappointment with guys over the manner they lose concentration by mere physical appearance.
The lady made a video of herself fuming after some guys who came to patronize her mother’s market got distracted by her backside.
According to her, they came to her mom’s shop to get a couple of things and it was going all fine, but just as she was about to get their order the guys started making advances at her because of her back side.
donofdons: It is called Jackfruit. It is very popular in India and other parts of Asia where they use it to make Chakkavaratty. In Brazil, we call it jack -mole. It is a very good place for hiding drugs from Columbia into brazil and USA. Before being deported to nigeria, I stayed in jail for 8 years after US authorities caught one of our shipment containing cocaine and marijuana so I know this very well. We also boil it in salt water and fry whenever we are spending a long time in Columbia forest preparing cocaine pastes
Habbbbbbbbbbaaaaaa. Too much information. We know you are a drug lord. Thank you. hian.
Abby24: Good day everyone. Please I need help/ advice on my issue. Few months back I started noticing some strange Marks/patterns/shape on my body both day and night immediately I wake up and the thing would disappear like 1hr after(any moment I sleep and wake up).
The saddest part of it was, it has spread to all the people that live with me in the house (we are 5 in the house) the same shape and patterns. It appears in our both left and right arms, thighs, back, shoulders, even face at times, that one usually looks like tribal marks and later disappears.
When it started initially, immediately I wake up I would feel weak, tired and lightheaded but all those symptoms has subsided now remains that strange Marks appearance and disappearance.
Although, I am still experiencing undescribable sore throat, it started like 2months ago, a month after the mark incidence (I feel as if some worms are there especially if I swallow saliva) also feeling as if something is moving in my body and if I put my finger to any where I feel the movement, it pulsates. Sometimes if I stay alone during the day, that thing would just make me feel sleepy and I will sleep off like 2-4hrs waking up tired with marks. I have spent plenty money on drugs, fasted and prayed even also went for special prayers.
Please what should I do again? Please help me.
Is this one okay? Why wear long sleeve when going to bed or sleep on rumpled sheets. You are a clown.
Faber: When you toast her u no tell us When you first bleep her u no tell us When you proposed to her u no tell us When you did introductions u no tell us
Now you come discover na cheerful, shareful giver you want marry, u come dey worry us...
Op let me remind you there's a military revolution underway in Francophone West Africa...the West wants to destabilise the peace of West Africa... So save us the drama with your yeye street urchin
I love this response of yours. Why is he disturbing us when transport fare is on the rise. lol
Beebah2000: Anything way happen for their life, them go post am for social media. As you don stop to dey fix artificial nails, wetin u want make we do now?? Nigerian celebrities sabi give person headache.
lalasticlala: A Nigerian man asked his wife on a date at their mini bar at their home. He even made a menu. She asked her social media followers to please help her pick a drink. See pictures of the man, his wife, and the mini-bar menu below:
Amebong: All my life it's actually my first time to experience this sort of thing. I have been dating this girl for a while and things have been going well until we decided to knack. On that faithful evening, we knacked and sat and talked like two matured adults and talked. The next day babe called me and was like I should stop talking to her and any kind of intimacy we had shared should be forgotten. She even said she has a serious boyfriend and I should stay off her life. I was shocked really.!! What went wrong? Was I just used and dumped.? I think she just wanted my body! Girls are farking cheats.!!!
Ode. If na you use and dump her now e no go dey pain u like this.
chatinent: While I was watching the video in my attempt to see a “beautiful” Beyonce-type orange seller who could be making these boys fight, I saw a mid-age woman relaxed and peeling her balls watching as two Lagos leftover loafers entertain the crowd with their high level of ne'erdowellism..
From this end, I could perceive the smell that would be oozing out from their armpits. Armpit that is done. Their body inko? Body wey done overwork standing in the sun in the park extorting owo park from drivers....and their wide smelly mouths that haven't seen a toothpaste or mouthwash for maybe half a month but has maintained a routine of eating rice ₦150, kpomo ₦400, beans ₦50, daily...and orange ₦200.
What about their sagged boxers? I had to dim my eyes to capture the running tag on it: Calvin Klein has turned to Avin Klei while the other letters have already worn out due to the brown colour sweat coming from their faces down to the bum, and to their legs.
Well, it is nice these neerdowells remember to lick oranges, sha...at least, it will enable them trek properly to Bet 9ja shops where they do their vigils after consuming oranges on credit.
Wasn't Achebe right when he said things were no longer at ease?
This got me laughing like mad. meeeeeeennn this abuse is too much.
Is she the only wife he has now that she is the only one in the news? Una see wetin regina cause? na she make these people (ned and Moroccan wife) celebrities. we kuku no know them before.
Oracle55: Please my fellows i need your advice, i am in between 2 choices. I have this land i just bought and wana build my house i have fenced it and out gate but i am thinking if to use the money i got to develop the land or i use it and travel abroad (uk ) for my masters pls advice me.
For those abroad is it easy there and can i get a good job after my masters or i should remain here in Nigeria and get married?
I will need to sell my car and properties if i am to travel.
Please help move to front page for more views and suggestions thanks
IF you ask meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. na who i go ask?
beejay501: Right now I'm watching Breaking Bad Waiting for Vikings like crazy
I done grow old waiting for this Vikings o. Bjorn must not die. Ivan must not die. They are both too cute to die. lol. I just love those two guys. That is after Ragnar my gee. He comes first. Lol.
princessRachael: No I have never been rude to him before now we have been very close friends. He even calls me more frequently than I do. The more reason I am bothered. I don't knknow whether I should call to know why or I should tell my husband about this.
Na wa. so u are close and friends with the baba, so he did not call you for three weeks, u did not call him back to find out if something happened to him or if he is alright. instead u come to nairaland to table matter. Biko how are we even supposed to know why he is yet to call you, when you that knows him well did not even bother to call him to find out. SMH.
but people are wicked o. this pretty young girl who just entered the university. 100 level student. i am so sad. like this is so inhumane. haba. the poor girl just entered school for petes sake. i cannot even imagine her family's state of mind right now. so so so sad.
BankyGee: Like seriously, thing hare getting hout of hand hin this country. Heveryone his becoming a shaild of the world... Isn't it, Falz? #JusticeForUwa #JusticeForTina
DaddyOpe: I got married to my wife 5 years ago. Before we got married, she dated a guy. We all stayed in the same area. I live here because it is close to my place of work. Her ex lives in the area. He does building contractor. While they were dating, I met my wife. I was able to convince her to date me. And since the guy was always travelling, I was able to get close to her. I think I won her finally after we had sex. Because that first day, I scattered her brain. She later left the guy. I proposed, she accepted and we got married.
I will say, at that time I got married to my wife, her ex and I were on the same level financially. But, recently, the guy has turned to something else. He does building for people overseas. People said the guy's work is good and he is always getting contracts. My wife said he had a 2.1 in Civil Engineering. He started selling cement. He is now a dangote cement distributor. He built a duplex at the junction of my street. He has 3 cars in the compound (he recently bought 1 car during this lockdown that people are saying no money oo). I and my wife do not have any car. I am still a tenant. We have to pass front of his house every day.
During this lockdown, my office has being delaying salaries. It has not being easy. I have had quarrels with my wife in the past but yesterday was the worst. During the quarrel, she said she regrets marrying me. That if she had ignored me and married her ex, she would have being living comfortably. I almost beat her up. Then she told me that this her ex paid her school fees in 300 and 400 level when she almost pulled out of school for lack of finance. She regrets paying him back by leaving him to marry me.
Since then, I have not being myself. I just created this account to express myself.
her EX build house at the end of ya street? oga make una pack commot that area or else tables will shake. your wife will cheat on you. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa