The primary purpose of government is to give multitude of trouble to the troublers of society. Governments must never fail in this function. Fish out the hoodlums by all means and at all cost and QUENCH them all. Hoodlums must never be given a chance to constitute a parallel government in society, God forbid.
The husband is a fool for dating her without fvcking her. Like , who does that?
I must fvck and fvck and fvck you before we even consider marriage.
Abeg, we that want to marry a virgin, how can we confirm she's a virgin if we didn't fvck her? Once you enter and you feel like you're entering a borehole, you abort commitment!
But if you confirm it's a virgin pvssy, then you commit.
Besides, the woman said she stopped having sex when she was dating her husband. She didn't say she was a virgin when he met her. If not, how did she know that only a strong man can hit her well? That it to say that she has fvcked one guy before. And her husband could not fvck her like the first guy she fvcked so, she turned to his brother. If the brother had failed to meet the standard of the man who disvirgined her, she would have still looked for another man outside.
But if you disvirgined your wife, she would think the way you performed is how sex should be because she wouldn't have to compare you with anyone (try fvck her well shaa. That's why I don't advice a guy to be virgin. No. Fvck many pvssies before you marry so that you can know how to handle pvssies).
Thank God the brother could dig her pvssy better than the man who disvirgined her and better than her cockless husband.
My advice: Disvirgin your wife before you marry her. Make sure you're the one who disvirgined her!
Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin.
A woman you did not disvirgin will forever compare you with her previous fvckers. This means that you're already in a competition which you did not sign up for. You want to pay Bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony, take care of inlaws and still enter a competition again? A compilation with a man who didn't pay anything on her? Haba! Are you a fool?
"A woman you did not disvirgin will forever compare you with her previous fvckers. This means that you're already in a competition which you did not sign up for. You want to pay Bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony, take care of inlaws and still enter a competition again? A compilation with a man who didn't pay anything on her? Haba! Are you a fool?"
mrkings84: It pricks my heart how people continues to put blame to devil after a well planned crime.....
Good enough, they can neither apprehend nor prosecute the devil. They and they alone must answer for their crimes. Your artful dodging will avail you nothing!
99.9% of our girls are no longer suitable for marriage. I don't know where any decent man will find one of the remaining 0.1% to engage in marriage. The girls have been so demonized and bastardized by free sex in society that they are unable to keep the sanctity of marriage anymore. The result today is that many are rushing into marriage daily but more are rushing OUT with sour tales and injuries to bear! You all created this , thinking you are too modern to keep the ancient but excellent ways of our forefathers or the laws of God and you must all surely eat the evil meal that you all so passionately relish. God punish you all. Amen.
Ministry of Finance put in billions into budget of ministry of Defense abi? Clear case: madam finance and Oga defence don agree loot sharing formular when budget is passed, together with their permanent secretaries. E be like say dem no come wet ground enough for Senate side. Kwaraption kii you all there!
Wike the wiked witch is surely a high caliber crook. He is a principality of the realms, an evil genius of no mean notoriety. Lucifer contends with the Almighty but Wiked Wike contends with Lucifer. Nevertheless, the days and the reign of this tetraheaded beast of the great Rivers are numbered by the Almighty. He too will surely fall - with ignominy
Nama, Malu heads! Three months not enough for you to bring your bloody moneybags from sambisa forest abi? Ewu goats. These bloody allah folks are spokesperson for their terrorist jihadist brothers who are now frantic on how to preserve their loots..
NOwazobia: Women have proven over and over again that they are like properties like furniture, television, smart phones, kitchen utensils and all those home properties.
Ladies are just one of those home properties...
Tueh
You lie! Home properties are better. You pay for them, you own them. Not so your slayers..
All is now set for the 2022 edition of Abuja All White Pool Party which comes up on December 4, 2022 at Sandralia Hotel Abuja.
The annual pool party brings together high profile residents of the nation's capital, comedians, music artistes, business executives, political office holders, entrepreneurs, models and lots more in a cool and relaxed atmosphere to unwind.
It also gives guests opportunity to sell their business brands to fellow fun seekers with the aim of brokering new grounds for businesses.
This year's edition will feature 40 supermodels as Sir Timmy, Quest Amb Wahala and Head Master will be the hypemen.
Dj Burna, Dj Legend, Dj hippson step and Dj Icemo will thrill guests with endless music.
There will be lots of comedy, dance and exciting prizes to be won.
This event is powered by Peace Ambassador for Peace Nigeria, owned by popular showbiz entrepreneur, Amb. Dr. Kingsley Amafibe.
Congress of national and international bitches together with their whoremongers.
lhordspy: The General Superintendent of the Deeper Christian Life Ministry, Dr William Kumuyi, says he will neither recommend nor disqualify any political party ahead of the 2023 polls for choosing to have a Muslim – Muslim ticket.
* Says he will leave everything to the hands of God and allow the people choose their leader themselves.
How assured is such a deceptive assurance?! You started on the wrong foot by insinuating that you found no person among practitioners of other faiths in Nigeria suitable or qualified enough to be your deputy in a heterogeneous polity as Nigeria unless a fellow Muslim. That is either an insult or a display of bigotry
You drink abi. You no fit jam any of the many trees or electric poles or road kerbs until you cum reach where General de abi? You are a bloody murderer...
Adun27: Please some weeks ago, I found out that her colleague (a male) calls her often. I told her but immediately she flair up and went to work with anger, she told me that the boy was calling him for work meanwhile they will see for sure the second workday, when you left home angrily without even fighting her.
The boy sent me some texts on WhatsApp explaining that she wants to collect a phone from my wife blahblahblah, I never replied the text, the boy called me twice on the second day and I didn't pick, my wife told me that the boy saw her face look angry and that's why he asked what was wrong with her and she explained to him, she told me that was why he was texting me.
Yesterday, I found out that the same boy still calls my wife and my wife calls him too, when I raised the issue again she flair up telling me the boy was calling him to ask her welfare. What is confusing is that the first time they talk different things, why would a reasonable guy continues calling her after he knew it caused fight the first time, why would she continue too when she knows that it's threatening her marriage.
My wife has been denying me sex for 3 months, tell me if that's possible for a girl who loves to Bleep.
My wife has a child for me and she has been supportive financially, she does house chores everything, but she had betrayed me twice before, one was cheating, the other she stole money coniving with my cousins at my former business.
Please somebody advise me what to do.
Mumu men full this Nigeria o. A woman denied you sex for months and you still muster the stupidity to call her your wife! This slut knows full well that you are a spineless silly simp and she is ready to fhuck you to stupor. You are clearly the woman of the house. Keep enjoying her financial support.. You go soon kpeme..
Osinbajo apologized to Tinubu at Akeredolu's mother Burial in Owo town --- Video footage of a funny and controversial scene had been trending online following the Vice President's speech at Ondo State Governor mother's Burial, where Prof Yemi Osinbajo apologized for missing out APC Presidential candidate, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu from the list of protocols he greeted and acknowledged while about making his speech.
The V. P said in the one and half minutes video that ;
"Before I go on, I have made a very big error, I have left out the presidential candidate of our great party the APC Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the Emilokan.
He continued," Asiwaju Bola I'm simply sorry, you are sitting right to me, not just sitting right to me but I'm looking at him. But I honour you and welcome you to this event..."
This video has been generating ripples with people asking if this is intentional or an indeed an error or the VP is still wallowing in the fate of his presidential bid loss to his former boss.
PlayMaker14: We all know how much those South Africans dislike Nigerians and they can go at any length to bring any Nigerian down...
A silly South African or maybe her political rival might be behind that parody account and this might be a deliberate intention to tarnish the image of Nigerians and Nigeria... The shameless politician was played by her fellow citizen.
My advice for her is to seek the face of God as she pass through this trauma and also shave that disgusting grey hair in her private part.
Chaii. So you really get mind go find and look old mama tohtoh?! You be unfortunate person..
Playloaded: An Uber driver was left devastated after he discovered that the lady whom he had been dating for three years left him to marry another man.
The heartbreaking tale was shared on the micro blogging platform, Twitter by a Tweep identified as @cassy_collins_.
According to Cassy, the driver revealed to her that he had dropped his longtime girlfriend at a car on a Tuesday and had no idea that she was tying the knot on a Saturday with another man.
The Twitter user revealed that the devastated driver was in tears while recounting the experience.
In her words;
https://twitter.com/cassy_collins_/status/1589736805053919236?t=lHGa2SbhP5ZmP_JjE3XN2A&s=19[/quote]Modern girls have abandoned character and conscience and now serve only one god - pleasure. Increasing numbers of men have since reconciled with this sad reality and simply treat the modern girls as items of momentary pleasure. The remaining moronic dunces still too dull and dumb to catch up with modern realities are those still taking girls seriously. Such foools return to bother us with funny tales of stories that touch like the one above. Pay, lay and trash, that is the right rule with the girls on the streets today. All they care is money and pleasure, they don't give a shit about character. Marriage is gravitating steadily toward extinction, no thanks to the vain minds of today. Soon enough what you will find in this distorted age is majority single ladies and a few lucky baby mamas. You will all eat in abundance what you have down.. Society will groan in turmoil but there will be no remedy because they despised the ancient ways of honour and counted their stupidity as wisdom, therefore they will feed to the fullest of the pangs of their folly . But there will always be a remnant to give testimony...
NovoLag: So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.
I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off.. it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something It’s darn tiring.
So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.
We settled for an amount. Sent her my pics and got hers She looked pretty average and decent.
First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.
When she finally came, it was past 9. Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.
Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.
As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.
Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.
She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha
I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.
Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.
I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo
She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down. Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.
I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..
This girl was out to end my life!
I just wore my trousers and left the room. I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.
Smart boy wey im head correct! All of you will perish for refusing the ways of the LORD
imagrg: Childish advice from grown boys could spoil your relationship with your future partner. Most of these loudmouths have girlfriends who even date their own friends. They are here forming macho men.
The advice from an elder statesman is this: Groom her and make her realise that you intend to marry her and that if she continues with the hookup thing, you may be forced to dump her!
She would change with time.
Meanwhile, knack her toto with condom oh!
See the next mumu to write nairaland stories that touch
Newman001: I met her through facebook few months ago, we chatted and the rest is history. I wanted something serious with her and i told her severally because I wasn't too comfortable with the numerous calls she receives from guys.
One day a friend of mine told me that someone he knows collected her number and my so call girlfriend slept over at the guys place after just two days of knowing the guy. I confronted her, she denied initially but later owned up and apologized. I forgave her because I know no one is perfect.
Few days ago i put on auto record on her phone and this night she is at my place sleeping so i open the records and there is this particular conversation where she travel to a near by state to see another guy. Im just confused right now. I have invested so much emotions on this gal and don't know what to do.
Despite that she is working and the little time she has, she spent it at my place she still got time to be meeting and sleeping with random men for money. I'm thinking of confronting and breaking up with her right now or just codedly place her on the level she deserves and let this slide.
What an idiotic composition!!! Na today you know say girls na for carry, lay and trash?! The other guys using her are far your superiors in mentality. You are the only dunce among those smart guys. WTF Just a little while and there will be no more dumb marriages. The gals of today have long settled for mammons. They will all end up, at best , as baby mamas and single mums.
Back in the days I dated a married man I was 19 he was 35 married with kids.
He had done a lot for me, thanks to him I am in Europe now he has done everything for me.
I broke his heart after moving in Europe in 2011, I blocked him and moved on with my life.
I am happily married since 2015 with 2 beautiful children.
I learned that he passed away this year march and his wife and five children have nowhere to stay.
She is actually staying in church with 2 children while the other 3 are with relatives.
I feel so sad and I want to help her with accommodation and will give her money for business, I want to do know anonymously because if she knows it is me who want to help her I don't think she will accept the money.
Should I do it anonymously or I should let her know I am the one who want to help her.
Advice me please
Invariably, you cannot go to your grave in peace without paying the debts you owe that man. You were a wicked soul. If you help his children you stand a chance of escaping retribution. The best help you can offer yourself is to help his children (better anonymously, lest you gain glory for the "help" and forfeit your liberation)
Politics › Re: Nigerians Go To Court Over Every Little Disagreement - Justice Ariwoola by shineeye1: 7:13pm On Nov 28, 2022
