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Autos › Re: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by shithapuns:
thanks
Autos › Re: Pre Order Your Car From The Usa, 40% Deposit, 21 Days Guaranteed by shithapuns:
gm obik: well my goal is not to disturb anyone's business!
i respect ur calm response @INSPIRED.........
as for d dude supportn u.
my little advise is pls spend 5mins on visitin Inspired autos personal website, then compare d prices displayed with the cost of the same car BRAND NEW sold here in Nja.
I dont sell cars so i stand to gain nuttyn! & actually i have had 3 friends/colleagues patronise Inspired a few yrs back.

Have a nice day all.....& enjoy ur business
ok let me humour you for a while..
take the 2005 4runner listed above.....where on earth would you see a brand new 2005 4runner? in 2013?..so how u say he sells his cars more expensive that brand new cars in nigeria..unless u are comparing aples and lemons..ie a toks suv versus a brand new sedan in cost...i guess u r a newbie to the auto biz.....a friend bought a 2007 accord for 2.1m [landing cost] when he travelled to the usa, while another bought same vehicle for 1.5m still from the usa.......
you know the difference...1 car was accidented/junk/salvage...but was fixed and looked clean..the other one was a clean non accidented car..........so its really an issue of choice/class/taste.........if u can afford a clean car...go for it...if you cant afford a clean car n u desire an acidented/salvage car..go for it.......in the long run..u will realize who laughs last after all...

fXXkin clowns!!!
Car Talk › Re: Death-Traps Along Abuja Airport Road (photos) by shithapuns: 3:49pm On Jun 28, 2013
as my engineering friends would say AFS = ALOWANCE FOR STUPIDITY :always give an allowance for stupidity when you are in nigeria
similar to safety factor that designers and builders incorparate in their designs/structures
Autos › Re: Pre Order Your Car From The Usa, 40% Deposit, 21 Days Guaranteed by shithapuns: 9:37am On Jun 24, 2013
pls whats the preorder price of 2005 toyota camry. and 2006 toyota matrix?
Autos › Re: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by shithapuns: 9:34am On Jun 24, 2013
thanks for the prompt report
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 5:18pm On Jun 19, 2013
my wifes AF came with a vengence, she is writhing n crying..any home made remedies that can help?
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 6:20pm On Jun 13, 2013
@Tbaby4real

PLS O BE STRONG....NOTE:[size=16pt]GOD IS not moved by our needs/tears........HE IS MOVED BY OUR FAITH!![/size]!
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 2:23pm On Jun 06, 2013
to delete ur post...go to the bottom left edge of ur post..u will see edit/modify, quote like...click on EDIT...erase all u wrote nad put 1 single dot or smiley[cos u cant leave it totally empty] then click post...voila u hv edited...but pray nobody has quoted ur post..if so..u go beg the person to delete the quoted post.

any BFP this month? THIS IS 6TH already...........I claim it in JESUS NAME!!!
Autos › Re: 4runner Vs Bmw X5: face off smash up!!! by shithapuns(op): 3:53pm On May 31, 2013
4tr

Autos › 4runner Vs Bmw X5: face off smash up!!! by shithapuns(op): 3:51pm On May 31, 2013
clash of the suvs..
accident happend...4runner was going at about 80km/hr..not sure of the speed of the x5...

Autos › Re: Pre Order Your Car From The Usa, 40% Deposit, 21 Days Guaranteed by shithapuns: 10:41am On May 25, 2013
04/05 toyota matrix and 08/09 toyota matrix, pls whats the preorder price?
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 8:14pm On May 18, 2013
dear fruitful mummies in the house, how do you cope with poor er,ection from dh during ovulation window?, my dh brain is a mini pc, so that style of saying dont let him know ur cycle wont work, cos he knows my cycle, since its regular 29/30 days every time?......the poor er,ection doesnt happen all the time, but when it does..i feel kinda depressed and feel he might be finding me unattractive or something

some1 suggested using lubricants n attempt to self service him...
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 10:30am On May 18, 2013
@ snatelgo..the reverse is the case o..google for more info..watermelon is absolutely good for male fertility

The Scoop

Watermelon may deliver Viagra-like effects to the body's blood vessels and may even increase libido and sperm counts in men. Who says? Researchers from Texas A&M University. "The more we study watermelons, the more we realize just how amazing a fruit it is in providing natural enhancers to the human body," says Dr. Bhimu Patil, director of Texas A&M's Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center in College Station.

Beneficial ingredients in watermelon and other fruits and vegetables are known as phytonutrients, naturally occurring compounds that react with the human body to trigger healthy reactions. In watermelons, these include beta carotene and the rising star among phytonutrients—citrulline—a substance that seems to trigger the body's blood vessels to relax, much like Viagra does, as a way to enhance male sexual performance. What's more, citrulline, when consumed, converts into arginine, an amino acid that has been shown to boost sperm count.

"Watermelon may not be as organ-specific as Viagra, but it's a great way to relax blood vessels without any drug side-effects," says Dr. Patil.

Your Health

The health-boosting effects of watermelon don't end in the bedroom—and it's not just for men. Texas A&M researchers also found that deep red varieties of watermelon may replace the tomato as the single best food source for lycopene, another phytonutrient. Almost 92 percent of watermelon is water, but the remaining 8 percent is loaded with lycopene, a powerful antioxidant that helps to protect the human heart and skin health.

One last bit of advice? Watermelons "store much better uncut if you leave them at room temperature. [Phytonutrient] levels can be maintained even as it sits on your kitchen floor. But once you cut it, refrigerate. And enjoy," Dr. Patil says.
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns:
Business To Business › Re: Inspired Autos Bureau De Change ( Buy US$ At Cbn Rates ) by shithapuns: 10:32am On May 09, 2013
hello inspired...whats ur rate for dollar and pounds?...need to buy some asap
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 7:07am On May 09, 2013
@tbaby i experience it for 1 or 2 days.........sometimes..i see faint traces on the 3rd day.
ooh ur doc confirmed its ovulation bleeding.........so its the same thing as egg white/cervical mucous
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 4:38pm On May 08, 2013
since a couple of months ago..i just see watery reddish-brownsih dioscharge/slight stains on my undies when am ovul,ating..and not the sticky cervic,al mucous that am used to?....is this normal?

@chi16...the site u posted isnt opening...pls cross check
Health › Re: Doctor In The House:Obstetrics And Gynecology by shithapuns: 10:43am On Apr 30, 2013
hello doc, b4 i used to see slippery whitsh stuff[eggwhite?] during my ovula,tion, now i just have slightly brownish wattery discharge for a few days during my ovulation window.......is this normal...i am ttc
Autos › Re: Pre Order Your Car From The Usa, 40% Deposit, 21 Days Guaranteed by shithapuns: 7:12pm On Apr 29, 2013
want to preorder clean 04/05 rav4 4wd, how much?
Romance › Re: My Co-worker Is In Trouble Abeg Make Una Help by shithapuns: 8:48pm On Apr 25, 2013
so how did this sh.it end?

the baby supz don enter nursery now
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 1:16pm On Apr 16, 2013
here is a list of the common bfp terms.for newbies..i know its a bit confusing atimes!.

2WW 2 week wait after ovulation (to find out if pregnant)
AF "Aunt Flo" (menstrual period)
BA baby aspirin
BBT basal body temperature
BD baby dance (sex)
BCP birth control pills
BFP big fat positive ( pregnancy test)
BFN big fat negative (pregnancy test)
Beta serum pregnancy test (beta-HCG's assay)
BMS baby making (sex)
BMI body mass index
BW blood work
BRB be right back
BTDT been there, done that
BTL bilateral tubal ligation
BTW by the way
CD cycle day (counting from first day of menstruation)
CF cervical fluid
CCCT clomiphene citrate challenge test
CC clomiphene citrate (Clomid)
CIO cry it out
CM cervical mucus
CWIM see what I mean
CS or C/S cesarean section
D&C dilation and curettage
DB dear boyfriend
DC daycare
DD dear daughter
DF dear fiancee
DGD dear granddaughter
DGS dear grandson
DH dear husband
DS dear son
DSD dear stepdaughter
DSS dear stepson
DPO days post ovulation
DW dear wife
Dx diagnosis
E2 estradiol
EBF extended breastfeeding
EBM expressed breast milk
EDD estimated due date, or expected date of delivery
EWCM egg white cervical mucus
ENDO endometriosis
FSH follicle stimulating hormone
FF formula feeding
FIL father-in-law
FMU first morning urine
FT full time
FTR for the record
FWIW for what it's worth
FYI for your information
GnRH gonadotropin releasing hormone
HCG human chorionic gonadotropin
HH healthy and happy
HPT home pregnancy test
HSG hysterosalpingogram
HTH hope this helps
IC incompetent cervix
IMHO in my humble opinion
IMO in my opinion
IRL in real life
IF infertility
IM intramuscular injection
IUI intrauterine insemination
IVF in vitro fertilization
JJ or J/J just joking
JK or J/K just kidding
JMHO just my humble opinion, or just my honest opinion
KWIM know what I mean
LH luteinizing hormone
LMP last menstrual period
LOL laughing out loud
LP luteal phase
LPD luteal phase deficiency
M/C miscarriage
MF male factor
MIL mother-in-law
ML maternity leave
MM mother's milk
MYOB mind your own business
NMS not my style
NMSAA not my style at all
NP no problem
O ovulation
O'd ovulated
OMG oh my gosh
OP original poster
OT off topic
OHSS ovarian hyperstimulation syndrome
OPK ovulation predictor kit
OV ovulation
PG pregnant, or pregnancy
PP previous poster
PPD postpartum depression
P4 progesterone
PCOS polycystic ovarian syndrome
PG pregnant
PID pelvic inflammatory disease
PMS premenstrual syndrome
PPD postpartum mood disorder
PTLS post tubal ligation syndrome
SA semen analysis
S/S signs and symptoms
STD sexually transmitted disease
SubQ subcutaneous injection
RE reproductive endocrinologist
ROFL rolling on floor laughing
SAHD stay-at-home dad
SAHM stay-at-home mom
SAHP stay-at-home parent
SD sperm donor
SIL sister-in-law
TL tubal ligation
TMI too much information
TR tubal reversal
TIA thanks in advance
TTC trying to conceive
Tx treatment
US ultrasound
VBAC vaginal birth after cesarean section
WAH work at home
WOH work out of the home
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 5:42pm On Apr 13, 2013
pls clomid shudnt be taken for more than 6 cycles consecutively o...it becomes dangerous after that, starts being counter productive.

the scan you r talking about?...is a sample of ur blood taken?...or is it like an xray?
my people shine ur eyes o..there is no scientific evidence to surpport such a scan...that will show that ur body is lacking this or that from just a simple 1k scan that doesnt take a blood/body fluids sample
Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by shithapuns: 8:33pm On Apr 03, 2013
its normal for sper.m to pour out after sex...some pour out wiuthin 30mins...some 48hrs.

ivf is very expensive...n no guarantees too...u cud try upto 5 times b4 it happens..one trial costs upto 500k to 1million depending on the place
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by shithapuns: 8:13pm On Apr 03, 2013
wow nice one @ da lover!!!....how much did u get the 280watts solar panels?
@ georger d....what type of cutout do u recommend?..i learnt the normal ac cutout isnt good?..so which one do u recommend?..u hv an amazon link?
Autos › Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by shithapuns: 5:52pm On Apr 02, 2013
shithapuns: pls help me.
JTEHD20V746010554
pls u missed mine
Health › Re: Doctor In The House:Obstetrics And Gynecology by shithapuns: 2:56pm On Apr 02, 2013
sometimes when implantation occurs..i learnt a lil mucus n cramps flows for a couple of days..the good doc can clarify
Autos › Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by shithapuns: 12:38pm On Apr 01, 2013
pls help me.
JTEHD20V746010554

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