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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Live Update Nnpc Test 26th March 2011 by shithapuns: 11:58am On Mar 27, 2011
pics from another center

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-632372.0.html#msg7995652

this is just appaling, no provision for elctricity, so how did they manage to write when it got dark?, cos the test started at 5.30pm.

n in my center in ph, some people came from oweeri, and other neighbouring states, how wud dey get home that night, the exam finished by 7pm and a massive traffic jam occured as peeps tried to leave the venue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Live Update Nnpc Test 26th March 2011 by shithapuns: 11:52am On Mar 27, 2011
the test na secondary school physics and chemistry o, in the genral engineering test,
questions like the size of a nucleus.
n u were given options.

were u allowed to use calculator in ur hall, we were not o, n some of the calculations obviously needed calculators!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nnpc Recruitment Test: No Provision For Candle by shithapuns: 11:49am On Mar 27, 2011
see link to live updates on the nnpc test,

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-632014.0.html

the people no try at all.they wud hv left the whole process 2 phillips consulting, instaed of the fiasco that happened yesterday, the test started by 5.25pm.finished abt 7pm, n in my hall there was no light!!!,
this is just an example of y nigeria is backward,

we lack common sense/organisation, whats the big deal in organising a test?, im ph, some people didnt hv halls 2 write!, so was nnpc sleeping when it invited dem?, why cudnt they hv chked the hall/classroom spaces b4 the exam day to ensure that its adequate
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by shithapuns: 3:45pm On Mar 23, 2011
i didnt say u needed 1.5m  to apply, wat i meant is that having such an amt makes  ur  case  easier/better, u can apply with 400k in ur acct, it depends  on a lot of factors, its if ur case is weak, then  hving a good income/huge savings  in ur  acct  can swing the case in ur favour!!!

the £100/day hotel, its inclusive  food, 3 meals/day, from my research  most budget hotels  are  abt £50/day  n u get only breakfast  in some  cases.

i know of some1  who applied   with only 300k  in  his  acct.n he succeded, but  his  salary  is  above  500k/month  and  more  than  8 million  has  moved in his  acct statement, that he used  to apply,  also  he  has  a property/title  deed  he included, so all these  play  a role

2moro  he wud  come  and  blab  that  he applied  with  300k in his acct  n  succeded,, some  fools wud  believe  him  without  getting  to  know  the  real  story/facts
RomanceRe: Pastors’ Advice On Chastity Earns Me Menopause As Spinster by shithapuns: 10:13am On Mar 23, 2011
are u still single?
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by shithapuns: 8:38am On Mar 23, 2011
all this cr,ap abt hotel booking and list of the places u wanna vidit/booking tours, no follow o,
its if ur case is weak that they start looking 4 excuses not to give u visa,

i applied as tourist, and i didnt attach nada of wht or where i wud be going/doing in the uk, even the point of entry official asked me what i came to do.i told him am on vacation, shopping looking around etc,

the main point is cash, how much cash do u hv in ur account/assets to show?
a tourist is supzd to have money 2 spend, so u cant hv anything below 1.5m and expect to succed as a tourist, and ur income shud be at least 250k/month

the average hotel in uk with meals is abt £100/day, multiply it by 14days, thats abt 400k alone plus flight then u r looking at abt 600k, then as a tourist u shud hv not less than £800 to spend , so when u calc all this its close to 800k!!!, and note the uk peeps aint fools.they dont expect u 2 hv 1m in ur acct and then blow 800k on a vacation, it gets worse if ur salary is abt 100k to 150k,

so my bros n sis, this is part of the problem

also this issue of blabbing abt the hotel booking and cancelling thingy every where online aint smart, these uk peeps are4 smart, they hv officials dedicated to surfing the net and finding out the latest scheme/method peeps like u n me blab abt on the net!!!!.
nairaland is a popular naija site, i bet the uk internet peeps come here too!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nnpc Aptitude And Knowledge Test by shithapuns: 10:06am On Mar 21, 2011
isnt it high time u guys realized that no one is gonna post any sh,it here?
&stop pasting ur emails here?.use google u can find the info u need
RomanceRe: U Catch Ur Fiancee Stealing Ur Stuff by shithapuns(op): 3:37pm On Mar 07, 2011
its not the amt stolen, its the act itself that bothers me, if i was a stingy bf, then she might hv had an excuse, but she confesses that i am the most generous bf she has ever had, so?
RomanceRe: U Catch Ur Fiancee Stealing Ur Stuff by shithapuns(op): 3:08pm On Mar 07, 2011
i hvnt dumped her yet.
we still talk on phone,
am still undecided on what 2 do next.but she aint in my crib anymore,
AutosRe: VIN Reports For Advertised Cars by shithapuns: 12:20pm On Mar 07, 2011
hello pls help me chk this vin.
SN1ED28T72C571745.

thanks a mil 4 ur good work
RomanceRe: Is She Justified? by shithapuns: 5:05am On Mar 04, 2011
wow.
another trust issue .

@poster i know its been like 4yrs, so what did u finally do?, and do u regret ur actions?
RomanceRe: U Catch Ur Fiancee Stealing Ur Stuff by shithapuns(op): 4:52am On Mar 04, 2011
thanks guys 4 ur responses, pls note

1. am not stingy, she even confessess that herself
2. the reson she gave 4 the theft was greed/stupidity ---- claimed her sister was going tru hardtimes n she wanted 2 help!, [i had told her in the past 2 quit throwing her family probs in my face, cos i saw it that she wanted me 2 help, while she said that she was just being open/communicative],

@mrs chima, cud i shoot u a mail?
RomanceRe: U Catch Ur Fiancee Stealing Ur Stuff by shithapuns(op): 5:45pm On Mar 03, 2011
@mcleo, she didnt confess, until she noticed that i was looking 4 it.

@obowunmi, i hvnt taken her back, am still mulling over what 2 do, but she isnt in my crib anymore
RomanceRe: U Catch Ur Fiancee Stealing Ur Stuff by shithapuns(op): 12:23pm On Mar 03, 2011
ok, i hv forgiven her, as she really is a nice gurl,
its taking her back that am still mulling over, right now, i hv told her that we need space ie be apart 4 a while.
she has cried and begged, , but i hvnt budged
RomanceRe: U Catch Ur Fiancee Stealing Ur Stuff by shithapuns(op): 8:36pm On Mar 02, 2011
nope, we dont live 2geda, she cums 4 visits, stays abt 2wks,
she hadnt spent it b4 i started looking 4 it, so she brought it back intact.

@keeping money in bank, the money wasnt much abt 60k, and 20k was taken, its not the money thats worrying me, am wondering if i can trust her again
RomanceRe: U Catch Ur Fiancee Stealing Ur Stuff by shithapuns(op): 1:17pm On Mar 02, 2011
ok, thanks guys,

am wondering if she wud hv confessed if she didnt notice me searching 4 the money, and also has she been doing this in the past?.

cud this be compared 2 cheating?, ie if u catch some1 cheating, how sure r u that its the first/last time?, even doe the person swears thats its fiorst and only!!!
RomanceRe: U Catch Ur Fiancee Stealing Ur Stuff by shithapuns(op): 10:36am On Mar 02, 2011
guys , need more suggestions plzzzzzzzzzzzz
RomanceRe: U Catch Ur Fiancee Stealing Ur Stuff by shithapuns(op): 1:00am On Mar 01, 2011
so 4rm ur post, i gather that u wud call the relationship quits, cos if ur boo aint allowed 2 come near ur money/be alone in the house, guess no need to be dating.
she is remorseful and all dat, and made some oda minor theft confesions wch i wasnt even aware of!,

wat do i do, am kinda hurt now

@mzdarksin, awwwww,, thanks, u r sweet!, find my username funny!
RomanceU Catch Ur Fiancee Stealing Ur Stuff by shithapuns(op): 12:51am On Mar 01, 2011
really need ur comments on this.

u kept some cash at home and 1 day u go to use it, but u notice that it has been tampered with, n tis only u n ur fiancee that r in the house.

after a day she later confesses that she is the one that took the money, n asks 4 forgiveness.

wud u still go ahead with the relationship?//cos the trust level has gone down as a result of this

nb: u hvnt been stingy with her, u try ur possible best 2 meet her needs
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Still A Virgin by shithapuns: 12:14pm On Feb 16, 2011
get a big sharp pointed diamond tip chisel and a massive monday sledge hammer.

wait until ur wifey is fast asleep. then lubricate the chisel well well with fresh palm oil, and start chiseling away.
FamilyRe: Life At 30 When You're Not Married by shithapuns: 5:59pm On Dec 30, 2010
huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by shithapuns: 6:03am On Dec 09, 2010
naah aint a crime

ugly chics just gotta hv more 2 offer.

eg more brains, figure, dough, good manners, bed skills etc.
n what is ugly 2 mr b might not be ugly 2 mr a
Christianity EtcRe: How Did You Become An Atheist by shithapuns: 6:01am On Dec 09, 2010
this thread shud be renamed

HOW I BECAME A FOOL!!!

i wonder with all u see all around u.u still doubt the existence of a supreme being?
RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend But This New Girl I Met On Facebook Is Blowing My Mind by shithapuns: 9:31am On Dec 05, 2010
stolen water is always sweet!
RomanceRe: What Men Really Notice When They Look At You by shithapuns: 3:54pm On Nov 29, 2010
its  boobs,
i notice it all the time.they just cant take their eyes  away!!!!!!
urrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
RomanceRe: past tense! by shithapuns: 11:38am On Nov 29, 2010
@poster, come n tell us how it ended
RomanceRe: Gf Material Vs Wife Material~ Guys Talk by shithapuns: 11:22am On Nov 29, 2010
i am a mixture of both qualiites! shocked

men want a LovePeddler in bed, n a wife @home
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by shithapuns: 9:23am On Oct 25, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]I've not still known why on earth a strange being would just wake up this bad day to challenge me , i guess she have a funny plan to make us laugh before hand lol grin grin[/size]
@ogaga, i aint a strange being, i am an earthling,
i just pointed out sumthing, good u hv a sense a humor.
but i still stand by what i said shocked

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