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TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by shithapuns: 3:07pm On Jun 20, 2011
Siena:
There's no reason why you can't apply as a tourist, assuming you kept to the terms of your previously granted visa. The duration you'll be given is entirely discretionary, but it's likely to be greater than 6 months.
thanks siena, yes i kept to the terms of my ist visa.

u said the duration of the 2nd visa is discretionary, i tot am supzd to indicate and pay for the type/duration of the visa i want prior to getting the visa?.

i intend to apply for 2yrs, dont want to take chances by applying 4 5yrs, or what do you think?. i hv more than 2.5m cold cash, am working and hv land documents

nb:i know this is uk visa thingy?, any1 has an idea abt getting a france visa?
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by shithapuns: 10:45am On Jun 18, 2011
good job inspired!
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by shithapuns: 1:56pm On Jun 16, 2011
hello house, pls i need info,

i applied last yr 4 a uk visitor, under tourist visa, i was granted a 6months visa, wch has expired, i used it once last yr.i now want to renew my visa/apply for a 2yr visa, can i still apply as a tourist?, or family visitor?
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by shithapuns: 8:53am On Jun 14, 2011
@cretin, the last vin report you did 4 me, took more than 1hr o, it was almost 2hrs!. shocked
ComputersRe: Inverter Users : Lets Have Your Experience by shithapuns: 11:51am On Jun 13, 2011
@femiolorun,
thanks for your input.

this is whqt i need from you, or anyone that knows,

i have a tv set rated 2.5amps, it uses 240v, then i have a 100ah battery,

cud u use equations to show me how long the battery should last.

note. AC & DC is involved, they are not directly interchangeable as most peeps assume
ComputersRe: Inverter Users : Lets Have Your Experience by shithapuns: 7:37pm On Jun 12, 2011
@juo, i get around 5 to 7hrs on my battery when it was brand new.
am actually looking for the equation to calculate the battery life in hrs,

where are our physics majors?

@seal777 i bet the cpu consumes a lot of power btw 250 n 250watss, too bad, 2nd hand laptops wud hv been a neta choice. i use the goaxing inverters, costs abt 14k direct and 20k in shops, 800watts capacity and 1200 peak, its a basic system, simple design with inbuilt battery charger and overload protector.hv been using it since 2007
ComputersRe: Inverter Users : Lets Have Your Experience by shithapuns: 8:38am On Jun 12, 2011
@ the cybercafe guy, i think its beta u buy 2nd hand laptops instead and secure it to the table with the laptop security lock, laptops consume only 65watts, compared to desktops cpu and monitor that consume upto 300 watts!

who can give me a formula for calculating how long a 100ah battery will carry a 300watt load?

or how to convert dc amp hr into ac wattage or current?
HealthRe: What Is The Main Ingredient In Fertility Pills? by shithapuns: 8:15am On Jun 12, 2011
the major ingrdients is obtained 4rm semen from a dead vulture.

could supply some if you are game
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by shithapuns: 8:11am On Jun 12, 2011
oga Cretin, happy sunday, u dey go church so?, this one you are still online now?
RomanceRe: SOS, Urgent; I Am Dying - What Do I Do? by shithapuns: 9:01pm On Jun 11, 2011
if it bothers u so much.go do a medical chk up and confirm that she is child bearing capable, though me thinks u are being a bloody hypocrite.

she told you!, is that now a crime?, ur behaviour is while peeps hv stopped confessing to loved ones.

a medical exam will allay all ur fears,  and while there, i suggest u also undergo a check up  to, to chk if u hv viable sperm or not/ur ability to be a father
FamilyRe: Woman Claims Watching 3d Film Made Her Pregnant by shithapuns: 4:36pm On Jun 10, 2011
this should be moved to the jokes section!!,

b4 some delusional nigerians wud claim its juju/spirit wey give am belle!
PoliticsRe: Abdul Mutallab, Slumps In Prison by shithapuns: 4:22pm On Jun 10, 2011
who gives a s[i]hi[/i]t?, that s[i]hi[/i]thead shud drop down n die and do all of us a friggin favour!!
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by shithapuns: 12:08pm On Jun 09, 2011
[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=8730.msg8472888#msg8472888 date=1307459419]refused to let me date her friend who was hotter, fitter and lusher[/quote]hmmmmmmmmmm i love ur use of words!

LUSHIER!!!, ol boy i don get hard on  just saying the words!!.chei  full hips  and  erect defiant br[i]eas[/i]ts!
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by shithapuns: 4:33pm On Jun 07, 2011
there is some1 who helped me chk mine and mailed the report 2 me within 4hrs.
his user name is Cretin, he has an express vin check thread, charged me a lil fee, but delivered on time, saved me from buying a junk car.
chk the first 3 pages in the auto section, u shud see his thread.,guess inspired is a bit tired 4rm checking these vins, it aint exactly an easy task grin
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by shithapuns: 2:07pm On Jun 05, 2011
sms alert cost n400 naira, they will notify you that ur visa app has been received and also that ur can come and collect ur passport - they wudnt tell u if u were succesful or not in the sms.
submited mine on monday, got the sms on wednesday!, went to lagos on friday collected my passport/visa, i was succesful
FamilyRe: Blackberry IM Is Ruining My Relationship With My Wife by shithapuns: 7:41am On Jun 05, 2011
i hate bb's too.
crazy shit, some females use it 2 boost their low selrf esteeem, by asking 4 pin instead of phone nos.
dont hv 1 and wud neva buy, rather go 4 a smartphone or android.

i chat with peeps on fb and yahoo on mobile and on my smartfone, wat else do i din bb chat for again?,
it s for lazy single peeps,
RomanceRe: What Is The Best Way To Quit A Relationship? by shithapuns: 3:36pm On May 27, 2011
wat if you guys are living together?
RomanceRe: What Men Really Notice When They Look At You by shithapuns: 3:54pm On May 25, 2011
some men hv xray vision

CrimeMan Caught mas.t,urbating In Airplane by shithapuns(op): 7:56pm On May 24, 2011
man caught mas[i]turba[/i]ting in airplane!!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/man-arrested-for-in-flight-self-service-546729


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IncreaseDecreaseMAY 23--In another repulsive in-flight episode, a Florida man was arrested last Thursday by the FBI after he allegedly “masturbated to the point of expulsion” while traveling on a United Airlines flight en route to Colorado, The Smoking Gun has learned.

Kyle Pearce, 25, was busted after United Airlines Flight 340 arrived in Denver from Spokane, Washington, according to an affidavit sworn by FBI Agent Martin Daniel. Pearce, pictured at right, was named in a May 20 misdemeanor criminal complaint charging him with making an “obscene and indecent exposure of his person” on an aircraft.

As detailed by Daniel, an 18-year-old woman told investigators that she was seated in row 18 next to Pearce, who was in an aisle seat. “I sat next to a man on a plane who was masterbating [sic]. I heard a noise and looked over and saw his manliness,” the teenager recalled in a written statement. She added, “He ejaculated & got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time.”

The woman reported that Pearce was wearing jeans tucked into cowboy boots, introduced himself as Kyle, and said he was connecting on to Orlando, Florida. Pearce’s MySpace page describes him as a junior college student who has been a bull rider for eight years.

A passenger seated directly behind Pearce, 18-year-old Grayson Miller, recalled that, “My friend Zach turned to me and said, ‘That man is self-servicing’ and in disbelief, I looked and saw his manliness and he was.” In his written statement, Miller reported that, “I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom” in the Airbus A319.

During a brief appearance Friday in U.S. District Court in Denver, a magistrate judge ordered Pearce held in custody until a preliminary hearing scheduled for 2:30 this afternoon. Court records do not include the name of Pearce’s attorney.

If convicted of the airborne incident, Pearce faces a maximum of 90 days in jail and a year of supervised release. He can also be fined up to $5000.

The plane within which Pearce is said to have pleasured himself bears tail number N843UA. Since the May 19 incident, the aircraft has crisscrossed the country during 12 flights, and is currently en route to San Diego from Washington, D.C,  Presumably, evidence of the alleged crime has been eliminated by a United cleaning crew. (3 pages)
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by shithapuns: 3:45pm On May 23, 2011
i dont think what cretin is doing is wrong too,
i hv noticed that most of the posters on the vin request threads all hv less than 20 posts , does it mean that they are newbies?, or multiple ids?
RomanceRe: There Is Nothing Special After You Have Had Her Again And Again by shithapuns: 2:13pm On May 06, 2011
s[i]ex[/i] is over rated!!!!
RomanceRe: Caught My Fiance Cheating: Kai, What Should I Do? by shithapuns: 12:00pm On May 03, 2011
huh
am most def gonna comment on this post
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by shithapuns: 8:16pm On Apr 27, 2011
huh how much are u charging? cheesy
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by shithapuns: 1:59pm On Apr 27, 2011
@iya basira,

yes i know many dudes lie about sleeping with a chic when they hvnt, but the girl was no virgin when we later had s3x after the break up,
so tis either the dude wasnt lying or sumother dude had her first during the period of the break up, or she had been lying 2 me after all,

will neva know the truth, but am glad, i still gat the chance 2 ride her sweet assz, virgin or not huh
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by shithapuns: 10:50am On Apr 27, 2011
mine was a 'virgin ' gal i was dating in my teenage yrs, i didnt want to hv sex wit her, cos i wanted her 2 keep her virginity, we later had a quarrel and broke up. only for me to learn that she was deceiving me all along, one dude in my strreet told him of how he b,anged her, and she was pretending/claiming to be a virgin to me!!, my heart boiled, i just pretended that nuthin happened, and then later initaited moves to make up with the girl, i succeded and we started dating again, i was then able to hv a taste of her too.and later dumped her 18mnths later!,

wud hv dumped her earlier, but she had the most amazing bre[i]asts[/i] i hv ever seen!.gosh, got hard just seeing them beauties.lol
HealthRe: Mastubation, Any Effects? by shithapuns: 2:50pm On Apr 15, 2011
its bad, spiritually and physically,
a lot of energy /calories is used by the body 2 produce semen, and it takes the body 75days to produce semen n 15days for it 2 mature, so the semen u shoot out in jan was actually produced in sept!, also u loose abt 5mg of zinc every time u ejac, so if u mas,turbate a lot, ur body will hv zinc deprivation, n its attendent consequences, u can google it, if u doubt me
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by shithapuns: 1:19am On Apr 06, 2011
pls help me chk this vin. abeg o

JTJGF10U110116196

thanks
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by shithapuns: 10:05am On Apr 05, 2011
pls help me chk this vin.

JTJGF10U110116196

thanks
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by shithapuns: 6:43pm On Apr 04, 2011
pls help me chk this vin.

JTJGF10U110116196

thanks
HealthRe: Condoms Or Postinor 2 ( advice n vote) by shithapuns: 9:17am On Apr 01, 2011
na waoh!!.
that chic is damaged 4 life, taking postinor for 3yrs consecutively?,

chai, kpele, ur whole reproductive system is blown to bits.and there is risk of cancer too.

kai ssee wetin ignorance dey do

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