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some peeps say its an infection,,
nairalanders, wetin una think?

If she knew, she probably wud av reduced her passion n drive 4 money, Dis is a gal dat got involved wif a politician Aristo sugar daddy and nw c wht d man has made of her, Pls be wise coz d world is much more dan it appears!!!, GIRLS BE WISE, ! WETIN DE SWEET DE ALSO KILL.

n to imagine that some dudes put their mouth in this s[i]hi[/i]t?!, ^{pukingggggggggggggg}

oga cretin!!, u no dey sleep, u still awake by this time huh?

welcome cretin!!
we missed u

hey oga cretin,
u still dey charge this ur 500 naira token fee?
try do this thing free for all man

oga cretin,
mek u do bonanza during the week na, biko, ejoor!

Siena:
There's no reason why you can't apply as a tourist, assuming you kept to the terms of your previously granted visa. The duration you'll be given is entirely discretionary, but it's likely to be greater than 6 months.

thanks siena, yes i kept to the terms of my ist visa.

u said the duration of the 2nd visa is discretionary, i tot am supzd to indicate and pay for the type/duration of the visa i want prior to getting the visa?.

i intend to apply for 2yrs, dont want to take chances by applying 4 5yrs, or what do you think?. i hv more than 2.5m cold cash, am working and hv land documents

nb:i know this is uk visa thingy?, any1 has an idea abt getting a france visa?

good job inspired!

hello house, pls i need info,

i applied last yr 4 a uk visitor, under tourist visa, i was granted a 6months visa, wch has expired, i used it once last yr.i now want to renew my visa/apply for a 2yr visa, can i still apply as a tourist?, or family visitor?

@cretin, the last vin report you did 4 me, took more than 1hr o, it was almost 2hrs!.

@femiolorun,
thanks for your input.

this is whqt i need from you, or anyone that knows,

i have a tv set rated 2.5amps, it uses 240v, then i have a 100ah battery,

cud u use equations to show me how long the battery should last.

note. AC & DC is involved, they are not directly interchangeable as most peeps assume

@juo, i get around 5 to 7hrs on my battery when it was brand new.
am actually looking for the equation to calculate the battery life in hrs,

where are our physics majors?

@seal777 i bet the cpu consumes a lot of power btw 250 n 250watss, too bad, 2nd hand laptops wud hv been a neta choice. i use the goaxing inverters, costs abt 14k direct and 20k in shops, 800watts capacity and 1200 peak, its a basic system, simple design with inbuilt battery charger and overload protector.hv been using it since 2007

@ the cybercafe guy, i think its beta u buy 2nd hand laptops instead and secure it to the table with the laptop security lock, laptops consume only 65watts, compared to desktops cpu and monitor that consume upto 300 watts!

who can give me a formula for calculating how long a 100ah battery will carry a 300watt load?

or how to convert dc amp hr into ac wattage or current?

the major ingrdients is obtained 4rm semen from a dead vulture.

could supply some if you are game

oga Cretin, happy sunday, u dey go church so?, this one you are still online now?

if it bothers u so much.go do a medical chk up and confirm that she is child bearing capable, though me thinks u are being a bloody hypocrite.

she told you!, is that now a crime?, ur behaviour is while peeps hv stopped confessing to loved ones.

a medical exam will allay all ur fears,  and while there, i suggest u also undergo a check up  to, to chk if u hv viable sperm or not/ur ability to be a father

this should be moved to the jokes section!!,

b4 some delusional nigerians wud claim its juju/spirit wey give am belle!

who gives a s[i]hi[/i]t?, that s[i]hi[/i]thead shud drop down n die and do all of us a friggin favour!!

[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=8730.msg8472888#msg8472888 date=1307459419]refused to let me date her friend who was hotter, fitter and lusher[/quote]hmmmmmmmmmm i love ur use of words!

LUSHIER!!!, ol boy i don get hard on  just saying the words!!.chei  full hips  and  erect defiant br[i]eas[/i]ts!

there is some1 who helped me chk mine and mailed the report 2 me within 4hrs.
his user name is Cretin, he has an express vin check thread, charged me a lil fee, but delivered on time, saved me from buying a junk car.
chk the first 3 pages in the auto section, u shud see his thread.,guess inspired is a bit tired 4rm checking these vins, it aint exactly an easy task

sms alert cost n400 naira, they will notify you that ur visa app has been received and also that ur can come and collect ur passport - they wudnt tell u if u were succesful or not in the sms.
submited mine on monday, got the sms on wednesday!, went to lagos on friday collected my passport/visa, i was succesful

i hate bb's too.
crazy shit, some females use it 2 boost their low selrf esteeem, by asking 4 pin instead of phone nos.
dont hv 1 and wud neva buy, rather go 4 a smartphone or android.

i chat with peeps on fb and yahoo on mobile and on my smartfone, wat else do i din bb chat for again?,
it s for lazy single peeps,

wat if you guys are living together?

some men hv xray vision

man caught mas[i]turba[/i]ting in airplane!!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/man-arrested-for-in-flight-self-service-546729


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IncreaseDecreaseMAY 23--In another repulsive in-flight episode, a Florida man was arrested last Thursday by the FBI after he allegedly “masturbated to the point of expulsion” while traveling on a United Airlines flight en route to Colorado, The Smoking Gun has learned.

Kyle Pearce, 25, was busted after United Airlines Flight 340 arrived in Denver from Spokane, Washington, according to an affidavit sworn by FBI Agent Martin Daniel. Pearce, pictured at right, was named in a May 20 misdemeanor criminal complaint charging him with making an “obscene and indecent exposure of his person” on an aircraft.

As detailed by Daniel, an 18-year-old woman told investigators that she was seated in row 18 next to Pearce, who was in an aisle seat. “I sat next to a man on a plane who was masterbating [sic]. I heard a noise and looked over and saw his manliness,” the teenager recalled in a written statement. She added, “He ejaculated & got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time.”

The woman reported that Pearce was wearing jeans tucked into cowboy boots, introduced himself as Kyle, and said he was connecting on to Orlando, Florida. Pearce’s MySpace page describes him as a junior college student who has been a bull rider for eight years.

A passenger seated directly behind Pearce, 18-year-old Grayson Miller, recalled that, “My friend Zach turned to me and said, ‘That man is self-servicing’ and in disbelief, I looked and saw his manliness and he was.” In his written statement, Miller reported that, “I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom” in the Airbus A319.

During a brief appearance Friday in U.S. District Court in Denver, a magistrate judge ordered Pearce held in custody until a preliminary hearing scheduled for 2:30 this afternoon. Court records do not include the name of Pearce’s attorney.

If convicted of the airborne incident, Pearce faces a maximum of 90 days in jail and a year of supervised release. He can also be fined up to $5000.

The plane within which Pearce is said to have pleasured himself bears tail number N843UA. Since the May 19 incident, the aircraft has crisscrossed the country during 12 flights, and is currently en route to San Diego from Washington, D.C,  Presumably, evidence of the alleged crime has been eliminated by a United cleaning crew. (3 pages)

i dont think what cretin is doing is wrong too,
i hv noticed that most of the posters on the vin request threads all hv less than 20 posts , does it mean that they are newbies?, or multiple ids?

s[i]ex[/i] is over rated!!!!

am most def gonna comment on this post

how much are u charging?

@iya basira,

yes i know many dudes lie about sleeping with a chic when they hvnt, but the girl was no virgin when we later had s3x after the break up,
so tis either the dude wasnt lying or sumother dude had her first during the period of the break up, or she had been lying 2 me after all,

will neva know the truth, but am glad, i still gat the chance 2 ride her sweet assz, virgin or not