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It's like merging Buhari and Shehu Shagari...

Congratulations for your newly found house chore...Dicck Sucking.

I wish your Pusssy a safe journey back home.

Chai!!! Funke!! This man has just waved his senses.

They are bought by the man's side chick. Don't mind him.

Blackface is asking for a mercy killing. He doesn't want to commit suicide. It's poverty and frustration.

All of them have bad fingers...all of them.

Safe Journey.

No be to build nah to maintain be the wahala.

When Saraki called Osibanjo a mere commissioner, your wanted to stone him to death. Now you know better.

He just appeared as a guest artiste to sing in a funeral. That one na acting? ?

She's 24 but her pusssy is 43. By their Vaginas, we shall know them.

otiadeoye:
The child is a fortunate child pls , never use negative words on children.

You are an unfortunate adult.

The boy don kill the teacher career.

How to find love while travelling? Have money.

The second beating is on the way.

Nigerians can glorify poverty ehn...opportunists.

Congratulations to the HEAD of States (Banky W). Meanwhile, Don Jazy is not ready to marry now, he is still fingering his "children."

Oluwaseun Osewa...let me warn you for the last time. This Banky W news is getting too much. If I see any more of it here again, I will ban you from Nairaland. If you like, think I'm joking.

That's how their greedy heads end up in the bags of ritualists. Ashawo Brazil.

You are comparing yourself with a woman...? Rainbow artiste. Tell us the colour of your G-string too.

The man sef nah stockfish...God don already punish am.

Women no dey talk them real age nah...every year nah 16yr old birthday. And you come here dey claim abuse.

He still dey run...he go soon taya. Then, una go go pick am up. Tell your brother not to worry about the snickers. Let him find one bathroom slippers and be managing. We understand.

We cheat based on logistics. If you think we married you cos of your pusssy, and begin dey collect tithes and offerings with your toto, we negotiate outside. SIMPLE.

Remove that "3" and replace it with "5".

Poverty in uniform.

Nah lie...nah only her dey give it to him where e dey sweet am.

That means, Jonathan is from the North too because he conspired against himself with his poor performance.

How can he appear before his fellow grasscutters?

You guys were laughing when the Oba said he would throw us into the Lagoon...not knowing that Oni would be the first victim of the Lagoon.

Two successful grasscutters.