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DMilanista: hi, I'm sorry there's nothing like deloitte past question. My only advice to u is to be familiar with GMAT and GRE question formats. Cheers!

Lord Jisos!

Nobleval: No 1 is the bomb. Others are nonsense. I hate death! I'm scared of death. Death is my nightmare! I wish I will not die...God you made a mistake when you allowed man to be dying.

Calm down jare

You hate death...you hate death...without death, there is no essence of life.

Just do your time purposefully and get the fvck outta here (hopefully at old age) when the time comes. Good luck.

Best thread so far after the NL hacking...



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VillageBoi: For the script.

Dunno what they are saying for part of it but the pacing seems ok though. There bits I could read were ok. Keep it up.

Thanks bro.

^^^^
Wow! Today is his birthday? Hbd to him.

He should shut the fvck up.

He was also interested majorly in the fame in the early days of his career. ..

It's after carving a niche for himself with 'trashy alaba movies' that he's now 'careful of the scripts he selects'.

My point- when he was new, he was no different.

New actors oh, old ones sef, they all need to step their games up sharply.

Someone that has a right to talk in this context is Nse Ikpe Etim or Omoni Oboli. They've been quality-focused actresses, not minding if they aren't as 'popular' as their counterparts.

Helena007: Ah! I expressed my answer in English terms not mathematical term
Lol

Lol

venabili: no. First is 2kg while d 2nd is 576(u can see all sides except d base)

Na wa o.

The first question,

Let brick= B

Following the question literally,
B= 1 Kg + 1/2B

B-1/2B= 1Kg

1/2B= 1Kg

B= 2Kg.

Second question,

Dunno how to explain it 'cos it's a bit muddled up. Just know that the top layer is visible...dat makes the invisible ones 9. The two at the edges make the other ones 8x 8.

But it's 8×8×9 sides= 576.


No be me solve am ooo...my fellow corpers at my ppa.

@GenerousLord...

Thanks bro. I have sent my application to the mail address you supplied in your post. Hope I am to write it exactly the way you did, as in: nghro@DELOITTE.COM?

And I didn't receive any confirmatory mail with respect to my application. ..hope that isn't necessary?

VillageBoi: Just read it but of course a lot of it is lost on me since I don't understand the Yoruba scenes.

Me sef see the HOT slap!
Nice one shaa!

Aww..I would edit it soon bro.

Abeg, is the 'nice' for the slap or the script?

And places you could get, how far with the dialogue? And pacing of the script itself since it's a feature film script and what I posted here are the first few scenes?

Your response would be appreciated.

Prof too should pls talk on the questions I raised.

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Thanks very much. God bless.

Hello. Abeg, is recruitment still on? Can I apply (for graduate trainee)? If yes, any link to such?

A detailed response would be appreciated.

Thanks.

prof800: No ooo, I see many things.

The good thing about writting is that it is jus like music --- at first, you'll learn to play by the rules, then when you're good enough you'll fvck all the rules and learn to play with your heart and find your own personal STYLE.

For now, I can see you're beginning to pick up style, tho inadvertently.
This looks like a character-driven story. Because you're getting us acquainted with the characters without us being worried about the plot. So we decide which character to love, to hate, to pity, or to feel like jumping into the screen to kill! It's a good thing.




This looks like something that would contain a considerable percentage of 'local language' (going by mrs alao's character).
BUT, it is still an English script, so you'll have to write all that 'YORUBA' in 'ENGLISH'!
The yoruba translation should be written in the "character's bible". But Mrs. Alao's (and everyone else's) dialogue should be written in English.

As in:

MRS ALAO
(in YORUBA)
Are you not going to prepare meal for us?




(I dey come oooo...make I enter moto)

I appreciate the lecture, my prof. Didn't know I had a particular style sha...well, now I've been told.

You're right, it's a character-driven story. Though, I intend to build the plot gradually as the script progresses. But more than that, I want people to feel all those emotions you listed for the characters and make them as 3D as possible.

Thanks for the 'local language' tip. I will edit later. And yes, it's still an ENGLISH script

I appreciate sir.

I hope Villageboi isn't discouraged to read it 'cos of the 'Yoruba statements without translation'.

prof800: Igbati oloyin!

Flinging of bata.

Chai..! Mrs. Alao you wuiicked ooo, diarisgorduoooo..!

Profu! Na only the slap and shoe flinging you see for the script?


Okay naa. E se gan an ni.

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Congrats bro.

^^^^^
Solid post. God bless you bro.

Bawss1: I agree with the OP regarding Monument Men, that movie was insanely boring, so much so that I resorted to playing chess on my phone while the movie aired at the cinema (couldn't leave otherwise I would have)

Were your buttocks glued to the seat or what?

candygosh: Wowww. Thanks a lot. Much love

Happy birthday. Wishing you the best in life endeavours.

God bless you OP!

I've been thinking of creating this kind of thread.

My naija people...
Almost more religious than the pope...
They use religion to shy away from responsibilities. ..
All their problems are caused by their 'enemies'...
None is a result of their (un) doings...
Hypocrisy is the bane of their existence...
Seeking for miracles that mean their neighbour must be hurt,
No true love for God or their fellow man, just selfish ambition,
Condemning what they don't understand, instead of first opening listening ears,
Forgetting the same God gave us brains to differentiate us from robots,
They forget science itself is a miracle (isn't God omniscient ),
Even with no faith, they can pray for days for magic miracle,
And when God is talking to them,
They refuse to listen, because His words don't affirm who they are,
Then they bind Him as the devil.
The devil is actually the person that commits whatever atrocity they're (unfortunately) caught doing,
It's never them, always the devil that just uses them,
Even they, are ahead of the devil in the deception game,



God help us.

Dyoungstar: Why una abandon this thread na?

Welcome bro.

You can help resuscitate the thread?

Is this the real or fake tpia

So many haters on the thread...even those who you can confuse with monkeys offline.

@OP...You look good. But the title of the thread get as e be. Change the 'Nigerian' to 'Nigeria'.

You don't look Nigerian btw...


You work for boko haram

prof800:

prof800: How many pages per script?

Plus, can you post a one page excerpt in .pdf format of one of the scripts?

Do you have other non-religious scripts?

Good questions.


@Op, answer pls.

Na real wa.

okonji4real: Bro how did u apply?

Apply? No. Dem don dey apply ni? I just saw people requesting for the pwc materials....make I dull?

Maximum of 10 Scenes?

Is it a christian short film script or feature film? Be specific pls.

Hello. Pls, I want the PWC practice questions too.

A good samaritan Nigerian can help. My mail is oladesuolusola@gmail.com