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Just when I thought I had seen the peak of stupeedity on NL, OP managed to outdo others. Rare feat I must say...

Chaircover.

@OP...You try jare. Your face though reminds me of an infamous armed robber that died by a firing squad...maybe it's the goggle sha. Nevertheless, you look okay.

Btw, when last did you pick your Oxford Dictionary? Which one be "Most finest"? "Finest" would do even though it doesn't truly describe the thread.

Na wa ooo.

Yemlizzy: Hi peepz

Hello.

Alikaxon: when u allow the fear of curiosity kills the cat to occupy ur mind, then, u ain't gonna learn, bcox learning is being curious and finding answers. Thanks 4 ur contribution.

Don't thank me...thank God

Curiosity kills the cat.

Abi you think there are no muslims or atheists among the mods?

Topics shouldn't also hit frontpage by Friday afternoon since they would all be at the mosque by then.

Okay.

VillageBoi: Thank you. How bodi?

Doing very fine. How are you holding up?

satowind: Up unical am proud to be a malabite.
Satowind.

Errmm...bro, the way you spam NL with your picture calls for concern. Are you indirectly applying for a mod job or you want to contest by 2015?

#Just curious#

VillageBoi: Good morning people. Happy Sunday!

Happy Sunday bro.

I also dey Ak oo....though I have no gadget to sell or swap. E n le oooo.

Welcome. I am in charge of your orientation week that starts few days time. I will take you round the sections and go visit the mods. Please, note your favourite section and mod.

Then, you will be taught how to create a thread...useful threads I mean...[s]not the useless threads nairalanders that skipped the orientation week are known for[/s]

The orientation week ends with how to get your topic to the front page of the forum. The importance of the front page would be explained in details and how it affects one's life offline

I am sure you would enjoy your stay in NL provided you stay true to yourself...avoid making stewpeed comments on threads...be mindful of those you follow and those that are following you sef ...and know when to spit fire and hold your ground cos some ppl are craze personified here.

All the same...welcome.

OP, get a life.

bellong: Very fine my brother... How are you holding up?

I'm gud bro.

bellong: Good article...

Oga sir...how gbogbo nkan? Long time.

Nice thread @ .

speedyboi: eeerrrm.....It’s Complicated

friends with benefits

Mr team virgin. ..I see

I usually look out for @Tpia's posts. I even take tym to specially go through them. She is just very hilarious in a weird kinda way...especially when she begins to dish out those insults to her NL enemies accompanied by strong yoruba names (like 'werey', 'eranko' etc) and the constant mentioning of cultists and 'lord have mercy'...I can't ask for more. No wonder, I am one of her followers. She is quite a child of God though considering her posts in the religious section . I even followed her to this thread

I would like to know if she behaves this way on NL intentionally or she's just being herself

I also look out for @speedyboi's posts. We kinda think in similar ways...I think ...he could also be hilarious whenever he flares up here and it's always my pleasure to taunt him.

Then, @chaircover. God bless this woman for her posts in the Family section. Won't say more than that for now...

speedyboi: It's a honour unto Beyonce for a great Writer like Adichie to grant a request to be featured on her album!

You say?

*Sighs heavily*

So, what should we do now OP? Pacify you? Pele...that's life. Friends come and go...childhood or adulthood ones. Though real friends stick together for a long time. But in this life, there are no permanent friends...only permanent interests.

Btw, your story has a bit of intrigue...it should make a nice beginning of a movie script.

ULSHERLAN: Better don't be deceived. People like yuzedo needs help too

I was being sarcastic

I wish him quick recovery and sound health. The rich ppl of NL like Yuzedo et al. (since they cease every opportunity to tell us about their banana island mansion) should please lend a helping hand. It goes a long way.

Ikpe Chioma: Every one wants to become a celebrity. I'll surely become one.

Tell us how?

@Topic...Na wa oo. Every celebrity birthday party is now a surprise in naija. Wateva

speedyboi: #TeamVirgin

Yimu.com. Virgin ko, viagra ni.

Facts everywhere...na wa oo. Na to dey look pesin eye for pupil dilation and percentage of contact during conversation be dat.

Though, I don't buy the idea of clothes we wear affect the way we behave....okay maybe a little. ..hmmm...somtyms yes sha.

Lmao @ thread title.

In this side of the world, I would say YES.

*Sings* #This is superstory! A life of straffing and borrow#

prof800: I think the LK and FS should just be moved to ones profile page in order to 'de-congest' the regular pages.

I agree.

@speedyboi...I feel that your post. Nice one.