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Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:40am On May 26, 2020
6by8long:
I have a budget of 3.5m for c300/c350 toks for my first car. (I love the W204 body)

I consider affordable maintenance over fuel efficiency. I read somewhere that 4matic should be avoided at all costs.

Which year Benz then is right for me @3.5m max for a single guy?


What should I look out for?

Please don't recommend another brand, it's either Benz or I trek.

Thanks
You should be fine with 08 C350, C300 is also good if you don't mind it been slower than the 350.
You won't need to replace expensive parts if you care for the car well.
Good luck.



Maintenance
AutosRe: I Need A Very Clean foreign used Es350 2008(very Clean Pls) My Budget Is 2.m by shortgun(m): 10:40am On May 25, 2020
holusormi:
Oh I perfectly understand your comment you lowest scum of the earth , you are encouraging him not to buy what he wants (which is a very good car btw) and you hope he will ask you for what to buy then you can advertise whatever deadbeat car you want to advertise , you are thief and thunder will fire you

@op , wait for other replies , someone will match your budget soon
Carry ur frustration go hug transformer.
Thunder is already firing all ur generations. angry angry
AutosRe: I Need A Very Clean foreign used Es350 2008(very Clean Pls) My Budget Is 2.m by shortgun(m): 10:34am On May 25, 2020
Skyclub14:
you should get lost ..I asked for es350 you are asking me to go for what you have
https://www.nairaland.com/5880527/hello-guys-need-very-clean
I didn't know u r a confused fellow

AutosRe: I Need A Very Clean foreign used Es350 2008(very Clean Pls) My Budget Is 2.m by shortgun(m): 8:25am On May 25, 2020
holusormi:
The man knows what he wants and it’s an es350 , so tell him if you can match his offer or shutup , very soon now you will say you have muscle to sell for that price !!
You sure do have comprehension problem.
u think everyone on this forum makes a living here?
OP understands my comment, so get lost. sad
AutosRe: I Need A Very Clean foreign used Es350 2008(very Clean Pls) My Budget Is 2.m by shortgun(m): 8:14am On May 25, 2020
Skyclub14:
to how much ? Besides I’m in Abuja so you know
I see you still have not made up your mind on the vehicle you want to buy.
If I were you, I won't go for this es350 you are looking for.
PoliticsRe: Reps Strip PSC Powers To Recruit Constables, Protect Cps From Govs by shortgun(m): 4:14pm On May 24, 2020
Adau123:
For your information, incase you don't know every nigerian is corrupt by birth including you.
Have we met?
You may be corrupt but I am not.
PoliticsRe: Reps Strip PSC Powers To Recruit Constables, Protect Cps From Govs by shortgun(m): 7:30am On May 24, 2020
Very anyhow bill.
People know how corrupt the police is, it needs a body for check and balance.
Why make a police commissioner more powerful than a state Government?
Why propose a bill that is in conflict with the provisions of the constitution?
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 3:53pm On May 21, 2020
Furrylow:
Good day pple, my c 230k is misfiring. When I push down the throttle, it misfires then gradually picks us. Its worst in reverse. Car been idle for a while. Any ideashuh
Air mass,coils, nozzles and plugs.
Get a benz mechanic to look at it.
Good luck.
PoliticsRe: Real Reason The Buhari Cabal Picked Gambari As COS - Farooq by shortgun(m): 9:05am On May 16, 2020
grin grin grin
He said abba Kyari removed the CJN and replaced him with a Dunce.
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Bn by shortgun(m): 12:59am On May 13, 2020
So she ran away because u smokes huh shocked
Are you sure it's not Ur English that chased her away
PoliticsRe: PDP To Buhari, APC: “You Have Betrayed Almajirai After Using Them To Get Power” by shortgun(m): 9:54am On May 12, 2020
True
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by shortgun(m): 1:48am On May 11, 2020
anuoreangel:
Size 40 isn’t Available but size 41 should fit
Do you have size 45?
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 6:05pm On May 09, 2020
Praxtech:
That's just warming up. Drove my w210 at redline on the Abuja road.....



PS I didn't send anyone to try it o
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We keep warning them on this thread but no they won't listen, b4 u know it they will end up in ditches or inside a river. grin grin grin
Someone driving a casket wants to compete with a real car.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 3:25pm On May 09, 2020
HeavenlyBang:
Educate yourself and stop chatting shite here.
Pls don't quote me again ever, since you don't want to learn manners.
Ignore my posts when you see them.
Thank you.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 3:01pm On May 09, 2020
HeavenlyBang:
Do you know what lift-off oversteer is?
Educate me.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 2:50pm On May 09, 2020
9icetoo:
It is called suspension tuning and setup. It doesn't change the weight of a car at speeds. It does affect how it corners.
Corners are not to be taken at excessive speeds. Every vehicle has its limits based o. It's design.
But for pure straight line speed, feeling planted doesn't mean shit. Dragsters are the worst handling cars in the world, but they will obliterate any car in a straightline dash and they feel planted.
Suspension,struts, ground clearance, body design, center of mass, aerodynamics e.t.c
They are all important determinants of how a vehicle handles in high speeds.
Especially breaking and cornering.
I believe you have seen accident scenes where vehicles involved veer off the road and end up in a valley, river or heaven grin grin
Do you think it was the drivers intentions to steer into valleys or a river.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 9:22am On May 09, 2020
conductor260:
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Small boy. wink

Your common sense did not tell you that a featherweight Lamborghini or Supra will fail the so-called test compared to a very much heavier lorry or truck. Does it mean the lorry has more balance than the sports car?

You are not more than 17 years old. Stop plastering your immaturity everywhere. angry
grin grin grin grin grin
Go and learn proper automobile terms b4 u quote me to insult Ur ancestors.
Balance ko, Balance sheet ni angry
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Done
PetsRe: Superb German Shepherd Pups For Sale In Abuja by shortgun(m): 3:23am On May 09, 2020
Ur location in Abuja?
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 2:17am On May 09, 2020
banky3w:
I just pray that exaggeration won't land you in a big trouble someday. Haba! You made this thing sound like a 100-120km/hr is the take-off speed for those cars. The 2003 camry, 2005 Accord and 2005 Avalon, I have pushed those cars to 200km/hr on my favorite section of the Abuja-Lokoja expressway on several occasions but they didn't fly off like a paper as you pointed out. Makes me wonder what type of honder you drove. Have you ever done 180km/hr in your benzedes and it didn't feel lighted than cruising speeds? We all know a German car is a little planted than the japs at speeds and that's why they are a whole lot heavier but stop making it look like it's the end of the world.
@ heavenlybang, you used a Lexus before your current and I am sure you've pushed above 150km/hr before. Did your speedo start reading knots?
You can do 200km/h on the cars you mentioned...but while on it, have you bothered to think what will happen if you need to break or steer suddenly to avoid potholes, animals, people or another vehicle?
No one is saying your vehicle will lift off the ground and take off like a jet but you will indeed lose steering control and stability.

Another way to test how well your car is grounded is to park beside the highway, a road where vehicles are doing average speed of like 120km.
Stay inside the car, you will observe that Ur car will bounce when a vehicle drives past you.
How your car bounces when a car or truck drives past where you are parked will tell you how grounded your car is..I've done this with different cars/SUVs and the results are not the same.
I invented this test myself wink....give it a try and tell us Ur experience. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Wearing Facemask About Is An Embarrassment To Science - Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by shortgun(m): 1:53am On May 07, 2020
Nairalandmonika:
Your problem is that u don't read and ur thinking is shallow.
You are just full of wrong information.

Coronavirus need host to survive but not any part of your body, covid 19 on any part of ur skin is not harmful. All u need to do is wash it off. Coronavirus is a weak virus, its outer layer is made up of fat n oil, ordinary soap n water will wash it away.
It's why doctors recommend we wash our hands regularly because we use our hands to touch our face all the time.
Coronavirus cause respiratory illness, meaning it affects the part of the body responsible for breathing not just any part of the body.

What did u study to make such statement about radiation, do u even know what an electromagnetic spectrum is, have u even study any form of radiation b4. Do u know what are ionizing and non ionizing radiation. U just come online and talk rubbish.
We are not here to measure dicks.

I repeat all forms of Radiation is harmful to living cells.
So you think non ionizing radiation will not harm you?
Microwave is one example of non ionizing radiation...try to expose any part of your body to microwave and tell us how far after some time.
Uv radiation is also another example.... remove the ozone layer and watch the earth burn from non ionizing radiation.

Have science told you why people burn when they use their cellphone close to gasoline (petrol) Generator?
Some of us have refused to be lied to?

If you are taught everything you know...u are not useful to humanity.
Christianity EtcRe: Wearing Facemask About Is An Embarrassment To Science - Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by shortgun(m): 11:55pm On May 06, 2020
EVILFOREST:
So PASTOR CHRIS is Right abiiii.
What about his 5G NETWORK.
I guess you believe that also.
I pity the University that will eventually award a degree to you.

Why not pick a JOTTER and jot down those stuffs he said. And be ready to reproduce them in your semester examinations.

PASTOR CHRIS is no longer a miracle worker abiii.
He now Lectures you.
Continue Worshipping him

Very soon, he will say that GOD has ministered to him, telling people not to wear Face masks.
We are talking about wearing of face masks....what does it really solve?
Viruses are not plants, animals or bacterial.
They can't even be classified as organisms because they can't carry out metabolic activity or reproduce..
They need a host to survive... which can be any part of Ur body!

So what's the need of wearing a mask that can only cover Ur mouth n nose when other parts of Ur body is exposed, when it can hang on Ur mask and u pick it up while removing the mask?
As for 5G towers....every form of radiation is harmful to any living cell. So he's still right on that one.
Christianity EtcRe: Wearing Facemask About Is An Embarrassment To Science - Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by shortgun(m): 11:16pm On May 06, 2020
EVILFOREST:
This is a MAN that should be apologizing to PEOPLE for the RUBBISH he uttered.
He was part of the numerous deaths we have today.
Alongside some Imams who never believed.
They connived a d brainwashed millions.
Now Imagine him, coming up with another THEORY.

So, this man is this FOOLISH.
RATHER than Apologizing, he still continues uttering nonsense.
Anyway, not expecting FOOLISH people to act stupid is a sign of foolishness too
Will shut d Bleep up if u don't have anything intelligent to say?
I am a scientist and I am proud to to tell you that pastor Chris is right.
...what makes you think you can't inhale a virus.
You guys are just too stupid to believe everything you are told.
Didn't WHO said earlier the covid19 is not transmittable from human to human?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Married Now by shortgun(op): 11:29pm On May 04, 2020
Millenniumlady:
There you go it's obvious he patronize call girls sgut the fvck up nigga
lol...see runs girl. grin grin grin
Get it into that Ur thick small skull that guys like me will never beg for pussy till d end.

I have my hands full real life...so run along I won't do you.
Am not among them that send PM's to mannerless brats like you.
You can post Ur account details here let me reduce your pain.
Not to brag ooh but I can make that pain go away for some time.
Shalom.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Married Now by shortgun(op): 9:57pm On May 04, 2020
TANTUMERGO007:
My grandfather before he died told my old man, any runs you they do avoid married women. When my dad they warn me, he said you can have affairs with any soul but you see married women no near them na big curse them they bring. My cousin way go heaven, he they always carry married women, straffing people wives but it didn't end up we with him. Thank God he confessed and repented before he died, its a grave sin.



Married pussy they sweet but it'd deadly
Hmmm.
You come fear dey catch me.
Thanks
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Married Now by shortgun(op): 9:56pm On May 04, 2020
Ishilove:
Son, listen to the words of your father and let it guide you for it is the words of wisdom.

Tell her to face her marriage and stop remembering the past. She is married woman now. Ask her if her hubby will be happy if he sees her chats with you, and if she says no (though I suspect she will avoid the question), tell that she must stop all intimate convos going forward.

No go shag person wife unto say you no wan hurt person feelings. It's a destiny killer.
Thank you.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Married Now by shortgun(op): 9:54pm On May 04, 2020
Millenniumlady:
So it's the lady that likes sex not you can you imagine undecided statistics has proven that 99% of Nigerian men like sex and will kill for it which is why they'll keep begging baby lemme put only the tip angry i pity the said lady because if she wasn't lose enough she should be able to identify a dog when she see's one....Ladies three months is enough for a man to pop the question to you and if he didn't look him straight into the eye and tell him fvck you it's over.....Your mate's are out there thinking of how to contribute to the society since this lock down have been lifted and all you have to do is to talk about sex nor let me slap you through this phone.....Set awong style...ko missionary ni angry
Carry your frustrations comot for my thread.
I would've insulted back but I leave u to whatever pains that is eating u up.
Not every man behaves as if life starts and ends with what's between Ur legs.
Me for instance gets tired of having it. cheesy
You girls are annoyingly cheap and very available...what then will make me beg for what I can have with just a call? angry angry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Married Now by shortgun(op): 8:14pm On May 04, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
Break your sim and move on
Are u serious?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Married Now by shortgun(op): 8:13pm On May 04, 2020
bigiyaro:
OP, you should also be writing Nigerian movies.
This is real!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Married Now by shortgun(op): 8:12pm On May 04, 2020
Kobicove:
Block her number if you truly want to stop all communications with her undecided
Nah that will be too extreme

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