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Nairaland GeneralRe: Daddy Freeze Replies Bishop Oyedepo, Says Submission Is Not Reserved For Women by shortgun(m): 9:30am On Sep 04, 2020
Bishop Oyedepo will always have my respect.
He was one of the few men of God who saw the future in 2015 and warn Nigerians about the calamity that was coming.
Today, all the Men of God that said Buhari was the answer in 2015 should tell us the god that they heard from.
RomanceRe: Why I Disrupted My Wife And Her Boyfriend's Wedding - Jilted Husband by shortgun(m): 9:13am On Sep 04, 2020
Why will a church wed a married woman?
Why will a court grant divorce to married woman without notifying her husband?
Why will a man marry a married woman with a child from her husband's house?
PoliticsRe: How Bauchi DPO Tortured, Killed Two Suspects, Maimed One Over Chicken Theft by shortgun(m): 8:58am On Sep 04, 2020
Most police officers in this country see themselves as been above the law.
They forget that the same law that gives them power to become police officers is the same law that gives right to life and freedom to the citizens.

Killing people unjustly doesn't mean shit to them cos they have done it countless times and nothing has happened.
They know nothing will happen so they continue to kill.

A policeman man once told me he can shoot me and nothing will happen.. na that day him know say no be every part of meat people dey chop for animal body.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz GL Class 2017 ECU (brainbox) by shortgun(m): 8:31am On Sep 04, 2020
Pogba12:
front
talk to nakoks, he can help.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz GL Class 2017 ECU (brainbox) by shortgun(m): 12:04am On Sep 04, 2020
Pogba12:
Please how and where can I order for Benz GL Class ECU (aka Brainbox)?
Ur location?
How did you know the ECU needs to be replaced?
FamilyRe: I Am Suspecting My Wife Is Cheating. Should I Confront Her? by shortgun(m): 12:02am On Sep 04, 2020
I don't know how u guys manage to live with a cheating wife...ur life is always at risk if u live with a woman that can give herself to another man without blinking.
I feel like to beat the hell out of you from here angry

Be a man and take charge of ur home....seize her phone and get the password, use force if necessary.
RomanceRe: She Still Loves Her Ex. What Do I Do? by shortgun(m): 11:45pm On Sep 03, 2020
Let me tell u how I deal with cases like this:
Tell her to pick up her phone and dial the guys number.
Tell her to put phone on speaker;
Now tell her to tell the guy that he should never ever call her again cos her boyfriend is not comfortable with his calls.
Let her tell the guy that she's blocking his number right away.

....if she refuses to do the above, go and get urself a chilled bottle of beer or whatever that's makes u happy and thank Ur stars cos u just dodged a missile.
RomanceRe: Please Guys I Need Your Help,nobody Wants To Date Me!! by shortgun(m): 8:15am On Aug 16, 2020
Funny thread...this life no balance at all.
Your post is just the opposite of my experience with girls.
I was about creating a thread about it.


I can't have a fling or 1 night stand with any girl and have peace of mind, they will start to call my phones all day n night, they will send loads of messages.
I disabled WhatsApp notifications cos girls.

The one am battling now is call girl...an olosho oo.
We settled price oo, we Bleep.d and i paid.
Now this daughter of marine kingdom is calling and telling me how she loves me grin
How she bought the best SK in town for me and wants me to come to her place to get it.


I wish I have ur life bro...you don't know what you want to get into. Be careful what you are wishing for.
BusinessRe: Nigerian Guy Who Sells Pants In Turkey Shows Off His Business Proudly - Pictures by shortgun(m): 2:08pm On Aug 15, 2020
Money made from legit hustle is pure bliss.
RomanceRe: Your Fingers Decides Your Personality! by shortgun(op): 1:06pm On Aug 15, 2020
Fidelismaria:

all my five fingers are equal

undecided





That will be interesting to see cheesy
RomanceRe: Your Fingers Decides Your Personality! by shortgun(op): 10:51am On Aug 15, 2020
PureGoldh:
Well...the stuff gat me on hook...Some of the things mentioned there are part of me.

Nice one...Thanks for sharing.

Happy weekend to you
That's bro...have a good weekend.
RomanceRe: Your Fingers Decides Your Personality! by shortgun(op): 9:29am On Aug 15, 2020
PureGoldh:
Mine is A

@Op kindly complete the article...what does it have to do with my personality? undecided
Are you sure about that?
RomanceRe: Your Fingers Decides Your Personality! by shortgun(op): 9:19am On Aug 15, 2020
Fingers

It turns out that your hand can tell you a lot about your personality. It’s really quite bizarre. This research mostly focuses on your fingers.

The secret lies in your ring finger and index finger. It can say a lot about what kind of person you are. This test only applies to men because the length of these fingers indicates the level of testosterone in men. There are three types: A, B and C.

A.The ring finger is longer than the index finger

We’re talking about handsome men here. They’re charming and can get along with everyone. Yet they are a little more aggressive and are quick to take risks. This also means that this type of person often makes more money than their colleagues with a shorter ring finger.

B. The ring finger is shorter than the index finger

Men with these hands are very confident and can even be a little narcissistic. These people have no trouble being alone often and don’t like being disturbed. However when it comes to love, they are less confident as they’re not the ones to make the first move and take the initiative.

C. The ring finger and index finger are the same lengths

Maybe this says enough already… men with these hands are good mediators, very loyal and loving. Everything is balanced with this type. They’re calm and everything seems to run smoothly, as if it’s all organised.

What do you think, do you recognize yourself or a loved one in one of these categories?

RomanceYour Fingers Decides Your Personality! by shortgun(op): 9:19am On Aug 15, 2020
See what your fingers says about you!

This research has some astounding results!

Research is done all the time and most of it goes by unnoticed, but sometimes we come across some results that are too interesting not to share.

It can be fun to find out about new facts, although at times you come across things you’d rather not have known.
And then there’s the issue that it’s not always completely clear whether the results are accurate.

I've looked at my fingers and I agree the result is accurate grin
Also looked at my friend's fingers.

PoliticsRe: Edo Is Actually Not Lagos But by shortgun(m): 9:20am On Aug 08, 2020
It doesn't really matter if he lose the election or win it.
For putting up this big fight he's already a winner.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by shortgun(m): 9:10am On Aug 08, 2020
Ekuke for that matter grin grin grin
PropertiesRe: I Bought Power For My Prepaid Meter us GTB BANK And I Am Not Getting The Pin by shortgun(m): 8:16am On Aug 04, 2020
NENGIsmells:
hi, i bought power for my prepaid meter using gtb and its 10 hours now and i have not gotten the pin. please what could be wrong.
does it usually stay this long? share your experiences please. i got just 1 unit left
Usually, u should get the pin in seconds after a successful payment.
Contact the vendor you bought from, if they didn't see your payment call ur bank.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Youths Don't Be Decieved!! This Is Why God Created Us by shortgun(m): 4:46pm On Aug 02, 2020
Don't mind them.... even when the Bible clearly said that Ur righteousness is but a filthy rag;
some Christians still will tell u that they are striving to become holy grin

Join town meeting...No
Socialize with people...No
CrimeRe: Godwin Obla: Magu Ordered My Detention After I Demanded ₦763 Million Legal Fee by shortgun(m): 6:50am On Jul 30, 2020
ODB2:
How can the state prosecution pay a Judge a bribe to secure a conviction?

Magu is truly a madman .
It happens...it's all about the money.
The lawyer has a percentage that goes to him if the case ends in the commission's favour.
BusinessRe: The Currency & Online Money Transfer Giant XE Bans Nigerians From Their Service by shortgun(m): 9:17am On Jul 29, 2020
What kind of Nonsense is this
Science/TechnologyRe: Ayuba Hussaini Makes A Turbine Engine That Generates Electricity In Gombe by shortgun(m): 7:30pm On Jul 14, 2020
flames01:
If you understand how turbine works, you will know that what that guy did is something very special. But I guess you have zero knowledge about anything
Oga go sidon for erosion water
What did the guy do that is so special to you.
This should not be news.
What he did is the same process that lights up a bicycle light bulb..nothing special here.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 2:59pm On Jul 14, 2020
Mike072:
Thanks sir. Yea I know it was programmed for 300000 brake press after that it goes hay wire but mine was fixed under warranty while the owner was still using it in d USA. Will ask around for those who drive my kind of car. Been kinda asking sef. Thanks once more.
You are welcome.
Don't forget to keep us updated.
Good to know you have vital informations and history of ur car..this is what many car owners here tend to overlook.
Good luck.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:56am On Jul 14, 2020
Mike072:
Thanks so much for the input. Does it mean it's same sbc that is faulty? The brake light switch is in perfect condition because it was tested. Can I replace the pressure accumulator only cos I really do not know if it's d full sbc that is bad. Why does it reset itself wen you switch off ignition and switch back on again. Yea I know it's drive by wire and the brakes are so complicated. Fun to drive when working though. Do u have any contact in beniny pls?
Like I said before it's possible that you replaced the faulty SBC module with a dead module.
SBC modules have a life span, once they get to full circle they stop to work.
This was how benz engineers created them.
They are wear and tear item...expect to see many used ones in the unregulated Nigeria spare parts markets.
The only way out is to order a new SBC module(brand new)

There are technicians who will work on the module to get it to work again indefinitely but I don't recommend this practice, it's dangerous.
I am telling you this cos I know you will encounter them in your quest to fix ur car.
What they do is to manipulate the counter and make it to stop counting break circles.
This is dangerous in my opinion but some people think otherwise.
SBC problems is common in your model 03-06 I think.
I don't know anyone in Benin
Ask people around that drive same car.

Goodluck.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 5:44pm On Jul 13, 2020
Mike072:
Hello all. Please I have a very serious issue with my w211 Mercedes. Imagine you are coasting with your ride and all of a sudden you are greeted with the brake defective stop vehicle sign on instrument cluster. That is the problem I'm having with my car and when this message show u have no brakes at all. Have replaced sbc twice and in less than a week it's back to square one.when u switch off the car and on it u have brakes again and in less than a minute drive the brakes are gone. Pls I'm in Benin. Can anyone recommend a good Benz mechanic to fix this issue? Guys pls help out. Na brake be car o. When the brakes work it's so flawless buy when the crase start you will get so tired. Pls advise according.
I think you got a bad SBC to replace the faulty one in your vehicle.
SBC modules will fail with time....nothing can stop this from happening.
It's never a good practice to replace SBC module with a used one.
Also, check break light switch.
Ask people around that drives the same vehicle as yours for a good mechanic in Benin.
Please oo, your vehicle is: Break by wire: don't let any body without experience to touch it or be prepared to get another car.
Goodluck.
PoliticsFull List Of 77 PDP Campaign Council For Edo State by shortgun(op): 9:28am On Jul 08, 2020
Full list of the 77 PDP National Campaign Council for Edo state

H.E Barr. Nyesom Wike - Chairman

H.E Rt. Hon. Ahmadu Fintiri - Deputy Chairman

H.E Rt. Hon. Aminu Waziri Tambuwal - member

H.E Sen. Dr. Ifeanyi Okowa - member

Dr. Samuel Ortom - member

H.E Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu - member

H.E Udom Emmanuel - member

H.E Engr. David Umahi - member

H.E Sen. Prof. Ben Ayade - member

H.E Rt. Hon. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi - member

H.E. Arch. Darius Ishaku - member

H.E Sen. Bala Abdulkadir Mohammed - member

H.E Engr. Seyi Makinde - member

H.E Bello Maradaun - member

H.E Sen. Diri Duoye - member

H.E Sen. Eyinnaya Abaribe - member

H.E Atiku Abubakar, GCON - member

H.E Arch. Nnamdi Sambo, GCON - member

H.E Sen. Dr. Bukola Saraki, GCON - member

H.E Sen. David Mark. GCON - member

Sen. Ike Ekweremadu - member

Rt. Hon. Yakubu Dogara - member

H.E Peter Obi - member

Elder Yemi Akinwonmi - member

Sen. Sulaiman Nazif - member

Sen. Umar Ibrahim Tsauri, CON - member

Col. Austin Akobundu (Rtd) - member

Mr. Kola Ologbondiyan - member

Barr. Emmanuel Enoidem - member

Alh. Abdullahi Hussaini MaiBasira - member

Hajiya Waziri - member

Rt. Hon. S.K.E Udeh Okoye - member

Chief Dan Orbih - member

H.E. Sen. Mohammed Makarfi, CON - member

H.E. Sen. Liyel Imoke - member

H.E. Lucky Igbinedion - member

H.E. Rt. Hon. Emeka Ihedioha, CON - member

H.E. Sule Lamido - member

H.E. Sen. Rabiu Kwankwaso - member

H.E. Ayodele Fayose - member

H.E. Dr. Muazu Aliyu - member

H.E. Sen. Tunde Ogbeha - member

H.E. Barr. Ibrahim Shema - member

H.E. Achike Udenwa - member

High Chief Sen. Ben Obi, CON - member

High Chief Tom Ikimi - member

Sen. Mrs. Stella Omu, OON - member

High Chief Raymond Dokpesi - member

Dr. Prince Charles Akitoye - member

Chief Clifford Ordia - member

Sen. Pharm. Matthew Uroghide - member

Rt. Hon. Mulikat Adeola Akande - member

Rt. Hon. Ogbeide Ihama Omoregie - member

Hon. Jude Ise-Idehen - member

Hon. Joy Edionwele - member

Hon. Sergius Oseasochie Ogun - member

Rt. Hon. Austin Opara, CON - member

Alh. Kawu Baraje - member

Amb. Dr. Mrs. Kema Chikwe - member

Hajiya Inna Maryam Ciroma - member

Sen. Dino Melaye - member

Col. Aminu Kontagora (Rtd) - member

Chief Emmanuel Ogidi - member

Rear Admiral Raphael Osundu (Rtd) - member

Sen. Odion Ugbesia - member

Hajiya Hadizat Umoru - member

Chief Kenneth Imasuagbon - member

Engr. Gideon Ikine - member

Obong Paul Ekpo - member

Alh. Sirajo Aminu Makera - member

Hon. Bashir Tanimu Dutsin-ma - member

Otuba Afolabi Allimi-Akani - member

Hon. Dr. Tony Aziegbemi - member

Comrade Jude Imagwe - member

Segun showunmi - member

Engr. Dr. Agbo Emmanuel, MFR - Secretary
Technology MarketRe: Qualitygod Return Back My Money - Lg Led 43 Inches For Sale By Qualitygod.(pics) by shortgun(m): 12:42am On Jul 08, 2020
Toma2:
We no still understand. What type of commitment
They refused to go to the state where the alleged scammer is based to make a formal report....this will give legitimacy to their case.
Cjudy with what he told me was willing to sponsor the trip including hotel accommodation and other expenses but they refused to turn up.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Killed Army Officer, Abducted His Mom And Wife. See Pics by shortgun(m): 5:12pm On Jul 07, 2020
Was he going to the training with his mum and wife?
RIP to the dead.
This is why you can never find me going on a journey in same vehicle with family members.
This country is not safe, the Government is downplaying the magnitude of insecurity.

Try get a weapon, learn how to use it, if you have the heart sha.
At least you won't be slaughtered like a goat or your wife,sister or mother raped in your presence.
But good luck to you when you are caught and labelled an armed robber if you don't have money for settlement.
Technology MarketRe: Qualitygod Return Back My Money - Lg Led 43 Inches For Sale By Qualitygod.(pics) by shortgun(m):
OgogoroFreak:
Where you trying to dupe him too or something?
Modified: I've spoken with Cjudy , from what we discussed I don't think he has any blame whatsoever.
He has done more than enough to recover the money but the guys involved are not showing commitment to pursue their case.
The OP can dispute this if he feels otherwise.
Technology MarketRe: The Xiaomi Thread Store by shortgun(m): 3:44pm On Jul 07, 2020
Pls who has complete case for redmi note 7?
I need complete case with volume button ,screen and back glass.

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